Gary Thatcher; phony Ranger turns phony tanker
Scotty sends us his work on this Gary Thatcher fellow who claims that he was a Ranger sniper for 18 years, and then when he got old, he became a tank driver. Because that’s how it works in the Army. They make folks with 18 years of sniper experience start driving tanks;
He’s gone from being a highly decorated Ranger sniper to a tank driver and now he’s a janitor at a truck stop, because life spanks us that way;
But the NPRC says “Who”?
Category: Phony soldiers
I was not entirely convinced about this fellow ’til I completely reviewed his resume.
He is definately fully LEGIT!
Definitely a nice addition to All-Points Logistic’s custodial staff.
He can clean up those steaming piles of Phil Monkress that disgruntled and unpaid employees leave on the floor of the men’s room at All-Points Logistics.
Shitbag.
And he is in Alabama!
He could clean All-Points Logistics’ Huntsville office!
I was thinking with those skill sets, he just may be able to take the slot as CEO and Acting Vice President of Sales at FirsTech Solutions. Only then will Elaine Ricci rightfully restored to her previous position as Chairman of the Board.
#RoosterheadsUnite
Tank drinker?
More like tank cleaner….
I have no snark for this one.
It’s just sad.
I bet he is kicking himself for not pursuing a professional wrestling career. Dude could have worked it, become Governor of Wisconsin, and maybe even had his own TV show. At this point all he really has left is to go into McPs, run his mouth, and hope for a lawsuit. Very sad.
He has one awesome ass resume.
Word
I was so impressed I saved it as a template /sarc/
You meant Gov of Minniesoda! Same state that elected Al Franken!
And Jesse Ventura!
Sure, rub it in.
OC
Aw hell…can’t believe I screwed that up. I’m from Texas and all those states up there in the middle confuse me. I will immediately haze myself with enthusiasum and vigger.
I do the same thing everytime I think of Mexico … I meant to say Texas …
Ouch!
You mean Mintyscrotum?
This guy would be an excellent training aid to show kids why an education is important
Someone needs to explain to him what periods and capital letters are for.
But he’s been told he has an eye.for.detail.
Plus he “I’d” customers and he switched to a “tank drinker”. Nothing gets past this guy.
Hey, I believe that guys claim to being a Tank Drinker. He most likely Drank Septic Tanks since he’s so full of shit
@ NBC GUY 54 ACTUAL, Et Alii:
That’s right out of the opening scenes of the Hollywood movie, “HANG’EM HIGH!”
“You’ve got an eye for detail.”
“I told you I was a lawman. That was my job.”
___________________________
SOME OTHER CLASSIC LINES:
“Some folks calls this Hell, but you’re still in Oklahoma Territory.”
“I don’t know who hung you, or why.
But, if you’re innocent, the judge will set you free.
And if you ain’t, well, we’ll have to take the trouble to hang you again.”
“You don’t remember me, do you?”
“No, Marshal, what do you say I done?”
“When you hang a man, you’d better look at him.
Don’t go for that gun, Reno!
I need you alive!”
Once they get done with this guy, the have a long row to hoe tutoring senior management of FirsTech Solutions.
#SpandexIsAHumanRight
This is why cousins aren’t allowed to marry
Its Alabama, I’m pretty sure they are required to marry there.
19D2OR4 – Smitty…”Its Alabama, I’m pretty sure they are required to marry there.” Yes it is, all three of them.
He probably just got around to watching Fury
‘Because life spanks us that way’. – I am SO stealing that.
Sorry, I simply cannot quit laughing.
What a dipshit. What Army skills do you use at a strip club in Greenville SC? I may have to call my son who lives in that area and get this jackass removed from the state.
I don’t know what Army skills are used in a strip club, but I do know what Navy skills are used.
Generally it involves drinking, spending all your money like – well – a drunken sailor, and getting tossed out.
Finally a fake tanker!! It’s about damn time! Too bad he watered that down by claiming ranger sniper too, but I’ll take it!
I found his official DA photo:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/23/1414024674100_Image_galleryImage_No_Merchandising_Editoria.JPG
You know he’s not a real tanker because his resume says Ft. Benning. All the real tankers went through Knox.
**closes hatch, prepares for incoming**
I’ve never seen Camp Pendleton referred to as “Knox” before.
You both are misspelling it terribly. Its spelled BENNING…
Dothan, Ala! Heck, Mother Rucker is just right around the corner. He should have taken a turn through flight school, we could have flown together. regards, Alemaster
Non-sequitur here but what happened to the TAH radio post/recording?
I cannot find it and I was going to listen to it over lunch.
It was sent to Jonn.
I know.
When I click on it here on the site, I get some kind of bizarre page with no way to access the recording.
His current job title:
Unemployed Truckstop Assistant Jizz-Mopper Trainee Fluffer
LEGIT!
“Gay” Thatcher.
Glory hole service technician.
It’s pretty sad that a highlight of your resume is that you cleaned the restrooms at truck stops. His real job was on the sales staff at FirsTech Solutions, but he knew that scraping lucky sperm off of the dividers in the men’s room is more respectable.
#HasAnyoneSeenMyDeathSquad
@Hack Stone
They’re in Alabama with Waldo.
##HackStonesDeathSquad
That particular truck stop is a pretty decent one. I see why he no longer works there.
Honestly, he sounds like he is developmentally disabled. Kind of pitiful.
From what.I read on his.resume, he is a.former janitor because “the job.was too much” for him.
I like the part of his resume where it says, “I been told I have an eye fir detail.”
The guy has problems, and is not really in the same league as most of the posers outed here.
How did he land a job with that resume?
Looks to me like he ginned up fake military experience as a cover to bash Republicans and their belief in national security.
Typical move by Libtard.
As much as I despise Stolen Valor, I have to point out that there is such a thing as not guilty by reason of diminished capacity.
If this is the case, let’s leave this poor guy alone. If it’s not the case, then surely expose and spank as needed.
Hmm…that resume is frightening…my work experience is such I don’t deal with people whose resume skills are so, how do I put this, interestingly unrefined.
The sad part is the concept that because he doesn’t like republicans he thought his online views would somehow carry more weight if he lied about having served.
Internet opinions, like mine, aren’t worth spit really.
Anyone who thinks invention of a story here makes them or their opinions more valid is a fucking idiot, consequently lying is pointless on the internet. But on the internet as in real life we have become that nation of sad sack little liars trying to impress someone, anyone really with the value of our words and prove that our lives matter somehow.
Yeah–I get these resumes all the time. Spell check was rough for an old person. Tried to last. Job was too much for him.
Just sad.
He said Tank Drinker on his resume’ so maybe after killing all those people in Iraq and Afghanistan he came home and became an alcoholic. Like, drank a tank of beer or something. I don’t know. It’s late and these retards never cease to amaze me.