Mark Allen Kelly indicted

| January 31, 2015

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We wrote about Mark Allen Kelly last year when he was arrested for showing a fake military ID card to NCIS investigators and parading around in a Navy uniform up there in my old Rochester, New York stomping grounds.

The news comes yesterday that Kelly was indicted by a federal grand jury;

Prosecutors said Mark Allen Kelly, 54, misrepresented himself to his employer and the community as being an Officer in the United States Navy. Each charge carries a penalty of up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Kelly is accused of regularly wearing full dress naval uniforms at events for veterans. This included a memorial for a fallen Marine killed in Afghanistan where Kelly presented a flag to the Marine’s parents. When questioned, prosecutors said Kelly supported his false claims by presenting an authentic looking, but fraudulently made, military ID card.

Of course, Kelly compounded his fraud by lying to investigators – yet another charge. When you’re talking to federal agents, that’s probably not the time to stick your lies.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Jordan Rott

Huck Fim

Green Thumb

I wonder if Mark Harmon made the collar?

Instinct

‘Huck Fim’? I think I read that book!

Hondo

If you read it in school, you probably read the Bowderized version, “Huckleberry Finn”. (smile)

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Becareful … Some moron Asian dude may think you are making fun of the accent.

Jordan Rott

You’re right, between that comment and Bernath calling every branch known to man a black helicopter is going to fly in and CID along with 1st SFOD are going to put me in a cell for life!

Big Steve

Nice job, Mark. You apparently wanted attention, and now you’ve really gotten it.
But not quite what you had in mind, eh?

Hope he doesn’t have a family. Their embarrassment would probably be extreme, which they don’t deserve.

HMCS(FMF) ret

WARNING – may be NSFW or those with sensitive ears:

A Proud Infidel®™

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving critter, ENJOY YOUR FAME, ASSWIPE!!

Kiss this and GFY!! (_)*(_)

Thunderstixx

Oops….
ROTFLMMFAO !!!!!

The Other Whitey

When I read the headline, I thought the subject of the article was Gabby Giffords’ two-faced hypocritical douchebag husband. But this guy is at least the same level of shitbag, probably much worse.

Big Steve

What is it that apparently I don’t know about Gifford’s husband??

UpNorth

The man wants to restrict citizen’s rights, by restricting the sales of firearms “based on their lethality”.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2013/03/09/gabby-giffords-husband-buys-ar-15-announces-he-s-not-keeping-it-after-news-leaks-out/

Big Steve

OK. Got it. Sounds like quite the hypocrite. Plus he’s weird-looking.

streetsweeper

touche’ bwahahaha!

NHSparky

Certain fake CPOs better heed. Shit comes back to fucking haunt.

streetsweeper

Um…nah! thats one old dog thats never going to learn…

nbcguy54

Splash. Out.

JimW

He looks like an anchor. The Navy should put a chain around his neck and drop his ass overboard.

Digger

I don’t even know how to express my utter disbelief and anger towards him . Presenting the Flag at a fallen Marines funeral! I cannot believe anyone could do that under false pretence. It is disgraceful!

To the family concerned you have my respect and condolences, to all families of veterans, I have the utmost respect. You made the men defending our freedoms.

Digger

Duty First