Caesar Aguilar; phony Marine
Scotty sends us his work on this fellow, Caesar Aguilar, but I had a file of my own started on him from a former Marine Staff Sergeant who didn’t appreciate that he was pretending to be a Marine. Well, some perusal of the pictures of Caesar might tell you why he didn’t like it;
Here are some of his claims;
Another one with classified operation that he’ll only talk about in email.
He belongs to this group, Savoy 6, that claims to be an organization that helps veterans overcome PTS, but they’re basically a paintball team. I talked to the current leader of the group in emails, Chris Amador, and he says that Aguilar isn’t in the group any longer. But others say that he’s still working the Facebook page. A cache copy of their old “About” page on their defunct website;
Yeah, the Marine Corps said “Who?”
Category: Phony soldiers
Good Lord. They just keep coming, don’t they?
Amazing how many of these tards don’t seem to know what real Marines, SEALS, Rangers, etc., look like.
Our special operators, even after retirement, much less on active duty, don’t look like big fat manatees.
I think it is the perfect camouflage…. no one will think they may be Danger Dick if they are the size of whole freakin’ squad. Classic misdirection… while the rest of us think he’s just a fat f*ck he’s really a gen-you-whine high-speed low-drag…. ah, shit, I can’t even keep writing this.
You’d think that they would start putting a little more effort into this.
If they put any effort into it, then they might actually put effort into something they could actually be proud of and not have to lie like a rug, so nope – won’t happen.
Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through Life !
That WAS one of the more memorable quotes from Animal House
And this butt nugget featured here is a real-life Blutarsky.
Yeah, but he went on to be Senator Blutarsky, and with a hot wife! Just saying…
Don’t think there’s any chance of that with Mr. Aguilar here…
Thank you, Dean Wormer!
Savoy Six? Someone’s been watching “The Green Berets” too much.
Oh, didn’t you guys know he’s pregnant? He’s got bigger boobs than Jayne Mansfield had and a gut that would make Falstaff look skinny. He’s going to have a baby elephant. We should send him some shower gifts, like a coupon for liposuction and a sewing kit to sew his mouth shut.
Looks like he ATE a baby elephant, Ex-PH2
Oh, yes, Jayne Mansfield. Tragic death in the automobile accident.
Watched the daughter a few times on TV. Plays a pretty good cop in her role.
I’m sure the husband/father could take care of the subject of this post with one hand tied behind his back.
Unfortunately he died in 2006
CLAW131…As it happens Jayne Mansfield’s daughter, Mariska Hargitay turned 51 today.
He looks like he ATE a Marine, and maybe some unsuspecting sea mammals for dessert.
Why the hell do these turds keep popping up? WHY????
Ate a Marine and every dependa he could lay hands on, looks more like.
Dude… that’s a lot of dependas. The calories just keep adding up!
Hey! You stole my line!
Looks like he ate the Round Marine; I guess that would make aguilar THE ROUNDEST MARINE…
Fair enough. But what inquiring minds want to know is where this puts him on “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” rankings?
I don’t have enough palms or enough faces to deal with that “UR-RUH” he signed off with. Somewhere in the world, there is a tree making oxygen for this fat fuck… I want him to have a heart attack while trying to apologize to it.
Damn… I didn’t see that, in the one letter, until you mentioned it.
I’m thinking “UR-RUH” may be the grunt of a manatee in heat. But I’m no marine biologist.
Nah. That’s the Scooby-Doo sign off.
Unfortunately, I believe you are mistaken. RUH-ROH was actually Astro’s (the Jetsons dog) line. And Scooby never said “RUH-ROH RAGGY”.
Ahhh, Judy Jetson. What a dish!!!
I’d have done Jane as well!
Man, this conversation went South real fast…..
South? This is a typical Tuesday in my shop.
GET THE X-MEN IT’S THE BLOB!
I’m glad you said that, JR, i was looking for the right place to post this!
Good Lord, he best stay off the beach or the enviro-wackos will try to roll him back into the surf!
THAT’S why he should be encouraged to go, the Greenpeace hippies will drag him so far out it will only be a matter of time until he gets harpooned!
Why do these fat, lying sacks of shit that look like they ate their way out of a chow hall always claim to be Marines?
That fat shit wouldn’t be allowed off the bus onto the yellow foot prints! Hell, he probably couldn’t fit through the door of the bus!
He rode the short bus to school because the wheel chair ramp was the only bus door he could fit through
Somehow 7 lbs of cheese was involved.
And some Prozac.
1 tubby tubby….2 tubby tubby
I think it’s funny that the group uses the call sign of the A Team commander from the movie “The Green Berets”.
Word.
They should actually be “Turd 6”.
Wait, I thought Keith Riley Keeton was “Turd 6”
He is the “Big Turd”. No doubt.
But was an NCO (claims,anyway).
More like “Turd 1A”.
He should have taken John Wayne’s advice after the tower was destroyed “Fall back, fall back.”
Somewhere, a semi is missing its load.
Just one thing:
FUCK. THIS. GUY.
Carry on.
I wonder if his wife ate no lean.
On the organization page you copied it said something like “got your six.”
Question: Am I the only vet who hates it when civilians try to use military jargon and slang? It’s like they think reading a few Tom Clancy novels or playing a few rounds of Call of Duty qualifies them to understand how those phrases are used. Just kind of irks me.
You ain’t the only one. I also hate when some jackass civilian tries to equate something they’ve done with my experiences in the military.
Watch out LT. Chevy will email PERCOM on you, even though he’s downrange.
Not a threat I take seriously. After Birdbath sent a letter to SECDEF listing various and sundry instances of misconduct on my part (all false of course), the Blobfish would have to report me to Preezy in order to intimidate me. Fuck you, Chevy!
Not only something in their short miserable lives to compare themselves to the rest of us that actually did serve.
The one that really gets my bowels moving is when they say…
“My uncle was in the Air Force ROTC program so I understand all about what you did…”
This asswipe couldn’t sweat the first three days of BCT…
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29898
Someone please call the Marine Mammal Institute so they can get that beluga whale back in the water
Hey I say he’s legit. He signed the letter to Corporal______, potential new member with:
UR-RAH!!!
Captain C. Aguilar
Team Savoy 6
He had me at UR-RAH
Close, close but no cigar you fat assed phoney.
CPT Fat and Angel “Meatgazer” Gomez.
Barry Simpson: I KNEW I’d heard “Savoy 6” before. Now I remember the source.
OK, in keeping with that theme, I Present to the readers of TAH:
THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6
Fatass blob from down the street
Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
Laughingstock to all the chicks
These are the men of Savoy 6
Trained to live on ice cream cones
High blood sugar, brittle bones
Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
Such is life in Savoy 6.
On the ‘net, a poser waits
This fake Marine has met his fate
Busted by those TAH Pricks
Booted out of Savoy 6
I’m sure you all can add more verses.
Yeah, fuck this phony.
*starts the slow clap*
That’s shit’s funny right there !!
Very good, Martin !!
I bow to your greatness! We’re not worthy!
NICE.
Nothing I can think of to add. “Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks” sets the bar too high! LOL
MartinJmpr: Bravo Zulu.
Oh … am I allowed to say that now?
Ruh-Roh!!!
Charlie Foxtrot
CPT, IN
Commanding
Someplace someone is missing a cammo tent….
Looks like somebody sewed pockets onto a G11 cargo parachute (the kind they use to drop light armored vehicles.)
I’m certain he’s NEVER met a jellied doughnut or a Hostess Ding Dong he didn’t like!!
His favorite war movie is “Pork Chop Hill”.
I bet he’s the pride of his paintball team and Trailer Court M’litia! That fatass shit-for-brains buck-toothed Swamp Donkey looks just like who you’d see sitting in a bookstore coffee shop wearing camo and reading “Soldier of Fortune” with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look dangerous and sexy to women!
He might be a marine mammal, but definitely not a US Marine.
DIPSHIT
I too went over to Scotty’s site and it looks like he unning a Bluelight special on fake Marines. So many Poses for such a small Branch. Who do they think we are the Army?. I KEED I KEED Joe
More verses:
BBQ Stains upon his chest
Oxygen tank inside his vest
One hundred pounds of pancake mix
Is not enough for Savoy 6
A fake certificate on my son’s walls
Makes up for his lack of balls
Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
Are the men of Savoy 6
He really thinks
That he has brains
In his drawers
Are lots of stains
He’s a pastry-eating machine
He’s a fat-assed fake Marine
Outstanding, Martin and Infidel. Thanks for the laughs.
In fear at home
A doughnut waits
Savoy 6 ate all its mates
Jelly stains upon his vest
He calls in one more request:
Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
Two dozen more will make me sing
I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
A fake Marine who’ll save the day!
Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
He is a menace to sweets with jelly
One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
Is not enough Savoy 6
The full ballad as we stand now:
THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6
by Martinjmpr, A Proud Infidel, and rgr1480
Fatass blob from down the street
Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
Laughingstock to all the chicks
These are the men of Savoy 6
Trained to live on ice cream cones
High blood sugar, brittle bones
Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
Such is life in Savoy 6.
On the ‘net, a poser waits
This fake Marine has met his fate
Busted by those TAH Pricks
Booted out of Savoy 6
BBQ Stains upon his chest
Oxygen tank inside his vest
One hundred pounds of pancake mix
Is not enough for Savoy 6
A fake certificate on my son’s walls
Makes up for his lack of balls
Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
Are the men of Savoy 6
He really thinks
That he has brains
In his drawers
Are lots of stains
He’s a pastry-eating machine
He’s a fat-assed fake Marine
In fear at home
A doughnut waits
Savoy 6 ate all its mates
Jelly stains upon his vest
He calls in one more request:
Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
Two dozen more will make me sing
I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
A fake Marine who’ll save the day!
Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
He is a menace to sweets with jelly
One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
Is not enough Savoy 6
This thieving bastard long did prowl
The candy section of the grocery aisle
Sending TAH into fits
This case file saved of Savoy 6.
His weight caused shrinkage of his scrote
Sweets didn’t help his choking throat
As it’s filled with sundry prison dicks
The deserved fate of Savoy 6
What a sick bunch of genius killers right here !!!
That is absolutely great !!!
Huge man-boobs
Upon his chest,
Unearned awards
Upon his vest,
Stupid Swamp Donkey
All the way through,
Fake Marine,
Yes, that too.
He acted tough, And all of that
He was a lazy blob of fat
Very stupid, but thought he was keen,
Lardassed wannabe Marine
Ran his mouth in everyplace
People laughed, even in his face
Eating all the food he saw
In the reach his fat paw
He thought he knew every trick
Sixteen years since he saw his dick
Lots of rolls of belly lard,
People thought “What a retard”
He thought he knew it all for real,
He posed and bragged on paintball fields.
Fat and stupid, thought he was keen,
Stupid fatassed fake Marine.
Even his photo of a “rifle firing a bullet” appears to be fake.
You mean like the one of “Snake Eyes” Jordan in his Momma’s back yard?
And I would love to se the size of his “fat man’s” belt.
I rolled my eyes so far back I am now looking out my ears….
(H/T to TAH reader that I stole that from….)
Where is this Ceasar guy? I cannot see him in the pictures. This Big Fat guy keeps getting in the way.
Hey now, he’s just trying to fit in….
What I learned….MARPAT would be effective on livestock.
Now I feel downright skinny.
Is it just me, or does anyone else see a very strong resemblance to the original round Marine, Mark Wayne Tiemann? Are they possibly related? I leave it at that.
It looks like Aguilar ATE Tiemann.
AND HIS CLONE!!!
More like “Savory 6”. As in it looks like he just ate 6 savory cheeseburgers.
I love the muzzle discipline in the seventh picture. Homeboy has his paint shooter pointed directly at his buddy’s heart. Judging by this pic I’d venture that Aguilar is not the only member of “Savory 6” who’s never served. No Vet I know would flag his buddy like that, even with toy gun.
Smoke check, May I correct that sentence for you. Look he just ate 6 dozen double cheeseburgers. Joe
I heard his Paintball Team issued him the “Fecal Star” for diving on a Jelly donut before it detonated and took out the entire squad.
But wouldn’t that cause the jelly doughnut to explode? Just picture our hero above, all 300 lbs+ swan diving on a jelly filled hockey puck. Not pretty at all.
THAT would have turned ANY jellied doughnut into a Rorschach smear!!!
If he was diving for a jelly donut it wasn’t to spare his buddies it was to cram it into his mouth.
The 5 second rule doesn’t apply to Savoy 6.
I keep seeing Gunny Ermey shouting “They’re paying for it, you eat it !!!”
HOLD THE PHONE . THIS GUY IS LEGIT
Or so his buddy from Savoy 6 is trying to make me believe he is.
Him ; Do you honestly believe as an 0311 who served honorably 02-06 would vouch for a fake? Or that my other brother who served with Caesar in scout snipers would vouch for that too? Gotta dig deeper brother, this isn’t a regular person off the street you’re looking up.
ME ; Let me guess, his records are classified ?
Him ; Yup. If you have a clearance or know someone that does then maybe you can find it.
Him ; I’ve witnessed the DEA at his house having him sign paperwork. Guess I having a reason to lie about that as well. Why would I put my honor on the line for a fake. Hmmm
Everyone who believes there are classified discharges raise your hands.
To those who DO believe that:
(__)*(__)
I am SO going to steal that!!
“Everyone who believes there are classified discharges raise your hands.”
Now, put those hands around your neck and fucking choke yourself with them.
That would probably be APL having him sign paperwork.
Just saying.
I have a clearance so I looked into this. It was the USDA not DEA and he was signing for his government cheese.
Bloody Hell! Bunch of wankers….
Does this mean he’s back to being the Big Turd 6 at Savoy 6?
Where did the Facebook page for Savoy 6 go to? Looks like it got wiped.
Oh, I see. The Group page is still up, but the Tactical Team page got wiped.
Morbidly obese…. Poser. Buffet recon is all this asshole ever did! I see a sudden heart attack in this guys future.
One look at that lardopottamus says why “All You Can Eat Buffet” restaurants go bankrupt!!
Holy shit. This fucker has his own gravitational pull.
He gets much bigger, he will have his own moons.
Living proof that black holes do exist…
Right in the middle of his cranial cavity…
Or anal cavity.
I’ll close my posting day with this. What a worthless fat, fat, giant assed, huge double, double, extra bacon cheeseburger gut, lying fuck this retard Caesar Aguilar is. I see all the guys standing there in their gas masks and there’s Caesar front and center taking up the front to back space of any three of the other guys there. Marine? My ass!!! Never was, not even in his wildest imaginations or dreams could he ever have been a Marine or Soldier or Sailor or even and Airman. Worthless butt licking, meatgazing, truck stop restroom ball cupper.
In those photos, he reminds me of a morbidly obese Homer Simpson. Judge for yourself.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA
#BringElaineRicciHome
I think the Round Ranger just met his match! I think I have a new war hero to promote all over the internet! Just where does this rotund 20 pound sack packed with about three hundred pounds of shit reside? would enjoy sharing the love on some of the local web sites there too. He NEEDS to be internet famous. I noticed he is an 8541. I will share with a guy I know that is a player in that arena; more to troll him than anything. Because God knows, lots of ninja recon snipers running around that look like Fatty Arbuckle in military drag.
He lives in Southern California. San Bernadino county/ LA county areas. Guy moves around a lot
Fat Boy is a convicted Felon.
Plus Tactical Team Savoy 6 is NOT a licensed 501c3 non profit.
Someone help me out here with that picture of him firing the M-4. The M-4 is after my time and the only military issued weapon I carried off range was the 38 caliber revolver. When does a 5.56 mm rifle produce a muzzle flash in broad daylight that rivals an M-60 muzzle flash at night? Is this a possible photoshop?
That photo is as fake as the day is long.
Put it another way…. it’s as fake as Mr. Aguilar himself.
No flash suppressor on the gun. I have a bushmaster with no suppressor and in low light it looks like a dragon spitting fire. Just a lucky shot with the camera too. My guess.
Here’s some more on tubby McShitStain – was after this shit can for a very long time:
https://youtu.be/QZpH72ETzS8
https://youtu.be/hzSePlpb9aw
Team Savoy 6? More like team Baboy [Filipino/Tagalog for pig] 6.
He IS the team. 
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