Caesar Aguilar; phony Marine

| January 23, 2015

Caesar Aguilar

Scotty sends us his work on this fellow, Caesar Aguilar, but I had a file of my own started on him from a former Marine Staff Sergeant who didn’t appreciate that he was pretending to be a Marine. Well, some perusal of the pictures of Caesar might tell you why he didn’t like it;

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Caesar Aguilar

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Savoy 6a

Here are some of his claims;

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Another one with classified operation that he’ll only talk about in email.

He belongs to this group, Savoy 6, that claims to be an organization that helps veterans overcome PTS, but they’re basically a paintball team. I talked to the current leader of the group in emails, Chris Amador, and he says that Aguilar isn’t in the group any longer. But others say that he’s still working the Facebook page. A cache copy of their old “About” page on their defunct website;

Savoy 6

Yeah, the Marine Corps said “Who?”

Caesar Aguilar FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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Big Steve

Good Lord. They just keep coming, don’t they?
Amazing how many of these tards don’t seem to know what real Marines, SEALS, Rangers, etc., look like.
Our special operators, even after retirement, much less on active duty, don’t look like big fat manatees.

David

I think it is the perfect camouflage…. no one will think they may be Danger Dick if they are the size of whole freakin’ squad. Classic misdirection… while the rest of us think he’s just a fat f*ck he’s really a gen-you-whine high-speed low-drag…. ah, shit, I can’t even keep writing this.

NR Pax

You’d think that they would start putting a little more effort into this.

Instinct

If they put any effort into it, then they might actually put effort into something they could actually be proud of and not have to lie like a rug, so nope – won’t happen.

MSGRetired

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through Life !

Big Steve

That WAS one of the more memorable quotes from Animal House 🙂
And this butt nugget featured here is a real-life Blutarsky.

JBS

Yeah, but he went on to be Senator Blutarsky, and with a hot wife! Just saying… 🙂

Big Steve

Don’t think there’s any chance of that with Mr. Aguilar here… 🙂

Hondo

Thank you, Dean Wormer!

David

Savoy Six? Someone’s been watching “The Green Berets” too much.

Ex-PH2

Oh, didn’t you guys know he’s pregnant? He’s got bigger boobs than Jayne Mansfield had and a gut that would make Falstaff look skinny. He’s going to have a baby elephant. We should send him some shower gifts, like a coupon for liposuction and a sewing kit to sew his mouth shut.

Instinct

Looks like he ATE a baby elephant, Ex-PH2

CLAW131

Oh, yes, Jayne Mansfield. Tragic death in the automobile accident.

Watched the daughter a few times on TV. Plays a pretty good cop in her role.

I’m sure the husband/father could take care of the subject of this post with one hand tied behind his back.

David

Unfortunately he died in 2006

Sparks

CLAW131…As it happens Jayne Mansfield’s daughter, Mariska Hargitay turned 51 today.

Nicki

He looks like he ATE a Marine, and maybe some unsuspecting sea mammals for dessert.

Why the hell do these turds keep popping up? WHY????

FasterThanFastjack

Ate a Marine and every dependa he could lay hands on, looks more like.

Nicki

Dude… that’s a lot of dependas. The calories just keep adding up!

B Woodman

Hey! You stole my line!

Combat Historian

Looks like he ate the Round Marine; I guess that would make aguilar THE ROUNDEST MARINE…

Mustang1LT

Fair enough. But what inquiring minds want to know is where this puts him on “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” rankings?

FasterThanFastjack

I don’t have enough palms or enough faces to deal with that “UR-RUH” he signed off with. Somewhere in the world, there is a tree making oxygen for this fat fuck… I want him to have a heart attack while trying to apologize to it.

Big Steve

Damn… I didn’t see that, in the one letter, until you mentioned it.
I’m thinking “UR-RUH” may be the grunt of a manatee in heat. But I’m no marine biologist.

B Woodman

Nah. That’s the Scooby-Doo sign off.

Mustang1LT

Unfortunately, I believe you are mistaken. RUH-ROH was actually Astro’s (the Jetsons dog) line. And Scooby never said “RUH-ROH RAGGY”.

CLAW131

Ahhh, Judy Jetson. What a dish!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I’d have done Jane as well!

Mustang1LT

Man, this conversation went South real fast…..

🙂

FasterThanFastjack

South? This is a typical Tuesday in my shop.

Jordan Rott

GET THE X-MEN IT’S THE BLOB!

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m glad you said that, JR, i was looking for the right place to post this! 😀

AW1Ed

Good Lord, he best stay off the beach or the enviro-wackos will try to roll him back into the surf!

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT’S why he should be encouraged to go, the Greenpeace hippies will drag him so far out it will only be a matter of time until he gets harpooned!

MGySgtRet.

Why do these fat, lying sacks of shit that look like they ate their way out of a chow hall always claim to be Marines?

That fat shit wouldn’t be allowed off the bus onto the yellow foot prints! Hell, he probably couldn’t fit through the door of the bus!

Scotty

He rode the short bus to school because the wheel chair ramp was the only bus door he could fit through 🙂

ChipNASA

Somehow 7 lbs of cheese was involved.

Sapper3307

And some Prozac.

Cowpill

1 tubby tubby….2 tubby tubby

Barry Simpson

I think it’s funny that the group uses the call sign of the A Team commander from the movie “The Green Berets”.

Green Thumb

Word.

They should actually be “Turd 6”.

CLAW131

Wait, I thought Keith Riley Keeton was “Turd 6”

Green Thumb

He is the “Big Turd”. No doubt.

But was an NCO (claims,anyway).

More like “Turd 1A”.

3E9

He should have taken John Wayne’s advice after the tower was destroyed “Fall back, fall back.”

2/17 Air Cav

Somewhere, a semi is missing its load.

Mustang1LT

Just one thing:

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

Carry on.

Green Thumb

I wonder if his wife ate no lean.

Martinjmpr

On the organization page you copied it said something like “got your six.”

Question: Am I the only vet who hates it when civilians try to use military jargon and slang? It’s like they think reading a few Tom Clancy novels or playing a few rounds of Call of Duty qualifies them to understand how those phrases are used. Just kind of irks me.

Mustang1LT

You ain’t the only one. I also hate when some jackass civilian tries to equate something they’ve done with my experiences in the military.

GDContractor

Watch out LT. Chevy will email PERCOM on you, even though he’s downrange.

Mustang1LT

Not a threat I take seriously. After Birdbath sent a letter to SECDEF listing various and sundry instances of misconduct on my part (all false of course), the Blobfish would have to report me to Preezy in order to intimidate me. Fuck you, Chevy!

Thunderstixx

Not only something in their short miserable lives to compare themselves to the rest of us that actually did serve.
The one that really gets my bowels moving is when they say…
“My uncle was in the Air Force ROTC program so I understand all about what you did…”
This asswipe couldn’t sweat the first three days of BCT…

Enigma4you

Someone please call the Marine Mammal Institute so they can get that beluga whale back in the water

Sparks

Hey I say he’s legit. He signed the letter to Corporal______, potential new member with:

UR-RAH!!!
Captain C. Aguilar
Team Savoy 6

He had me at UR-RAH

Close, close but no cigar you fat assed phoney.

Green Thumb

CPT Fat and Angel “Meatgazer” Gomez.

Martinjmpr

Barry Simpson: I KNEW I’d heard “Savoy 6” before. Now I remember the source.

OK, in keeping with that theme, I Present to the readers of TAH:

THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6

Fatass blob from down the street
Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
Laughingstock to all the chicks
These are the men of Savoy 6

Trained to live on ice cream cones
High blood sugar, brittle bones
Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
Such is life in Savoy 6.

On the ‘net, a poser waits
This fake Marine has met his fate
Busted by those TAH Pricks
Booted out of Savoy 6

I’m sure you all can add more verses. 😀

The Ghost of Barry Sadler

Yeah, fuck this phony.

ChipNASA

*starts the slow clap*

Scotty

That’s shit’s funny right there !!

Big Steve

Very good, Martin !!

B Woodman

I bow to your greatness! We’re not worthy!

SSG E

NICE.

GDContractor

I’m sure you all can add more verses. 😀

Nothing I can think of to add. “Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks” sets the bar too high! LOL

rgr1480

MartinJmpr: Bravo Zulu.

Oh … am I allowed to say that now?

Ruh-Roh!!!
Charlie Foxtrot
CPT, IN
Commanding

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

Someplace someone is missing a cammo tent….

Martinjmpr

Looks like somebody sewed pockets onto a G11 cargo parachute (the kind they use to drop light armored vehicles.)

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m certain he’s NEVER met a jellied doughnut or a Hostess Ding Dong he didn’t like!!

Hack Stone

His favorite war movie is “Pork Chop Hill”.

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet he’s the pride of his paintball team and Trailer Court M’litia! That fatass shit-for-brains buck-toothed Swamp Donkey looks just like who you’d see sitting in a bookstore coffee shop wearing camo and reading “Soldier of Fortune” with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look dangerous and sexy to women!

3E9

He might be a marine mammal, but definitely not a US Marine.
DIPSHIT

Joe Williams

I too went over to Scotty’s site and it looks like he unning a Bluelight special on fake Marines. So many Poses for such a small Branch. Who do they think we are the Army?. I KEED I KEED Joe

Martinjmpr

More verses:

BBQ Stains upon his chest
Oxygen tank inside his vest
One hundred pounds of pancake mix
Is not enough for Savoy 6

A fake certificate on my son’s walls
Makes up for his lack of balls
Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
Are the men of Savoy 6

A Proud Infidel®™

He really thinks
That he has brains
In his drawers
Are lots of stains
He’s a pastry-eating machine
He’s a fat-assed fake Marine

Big Steve

Outstanding, Martin and Infidel. Thanks for the laughs.

rgr1480

In fear at home
A doughnut waits
Savoy 6 ate all its mates
Jelly stains upon his vest
He calls in one more request:

Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
Two dozen more will make me sing
I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
A fake Marine who’ll save the day!

Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
He is a menace to sweets with jelly
One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
Is not enough Savoy 6

rgr1480

The full ballad as we stand now:

THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6
by Martinjmpr, A Proud Infidel, and rgr1480

Fatass blob from down the street
Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
Laughingstock to all the chicks
These are the men of Savoy 6

Trained to live on ice cream cones
High blood sugar, brittle bones
Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
Such is life in Savoy 6.

On the ‘net, a poser waits
This fake Marine has met his fate
Busted by those TAH Pricks
Booted out of Savoy 6

BBQ Stains upon his chest
Oxygen tank inside his vest
One hundred pounds of pancake mix
Is not enough for Savoy 6

A fake certificate on my son’s walls
Makes up for his lack of balls
Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
Are the men of Savoy 6

He really thinks
That he has brains
In his drawers
Are lots of stains
He’s a pastry-eating machine
He’s a fat-assed fake Marine

In fear at home
A doughnut waits
Savoy 6 ate all its mates
Jelly stains upon his vest
He calls in one more request:

Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
Two dozen more will make me sing
I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
A fake Marine who’ll save the day!

Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
He is a menace to sweets with jelly
One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
Is not enough Savoy 6

FasterThanFastjack

This thieving bastard long did prowl
The candy section of the grocery aisle
Sending TAH into fits
This case file saved of Savoy 6.

His weight caused shrinkage of his scrote
Sweets didn’t help his choking throat
As it’s filled with sundry prison dicks
The deserved fate of Savoy 6

Thunderstixx

What a sick bunch of genius killers right here !!!
That is absolutely great !!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Huge man-boobs
Upon his chest,
Unearned awards
Upon his vest,
Stupid Swamp Donkey
All the way through,
Fake Marine,
Yes, that too.

A Proud Infidel®™

He acted tough, And all of that
He was a lazy blob of fat
Very stupid, but thought he was keen,
Lardassed wannabe Marine

Ran his mouth in everyplace
People laughed, even in his face
Eating all the food he saw
In the reach his fat paw

He thought he knew every trick
Sixteen years since he saw his dick
Lots of rolls of belly lard,
People thought “What a retard”

He thought he knew it all for real,
He posed and bragged on paintball fields.
Fat and stupid, thought he was keen,
Stupid fatassed fake Marine.

AndyFMF

Even his photo of a “rifle firing a bullet” appears to be fake.

A Proud Infidel®™

You mean like the one of “Snake Eyes” Jordan in his Momma’s back yard?

Green Thumb

And I would love to se the size of his “fat man’s” belt.

Toasty Coastie

I rolled my eyes so far back I am now looking out my ears….

(H/T to TAH reader that I stole that from….)

😈

CB Senior

Where is this Ceasar guy? I cannot see him in the pictures. This Big Fat guy keeps getting in the way.

ChipNASA

Hey now, he’s just trying to fit in….

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Chad

What I learned….MARPAT would be effective on livestock.

Ex-PH2

Now I feel downright skinny.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Is it just me, or does anyone else see a very strong resemblance to the original round Marine, Mark Wayne Tiemann? Are they possibly related? I leave it at that.

Marine_7002

It looks like Aguilar ATE Tiemann.

A Proud Infidel®™

AND HIS CLONE!!!

smoke-check

More like “Savory 6”. As in it looks like he just ate 6 savory cheeseburgers.

I love the muzzle discipline in the seventh picture. Homeboy has his paint shooter pointed directly at his buddy’s heart. Judging by this pic I’d venture that Aguilar is not the only member of “Savory 6” who’s never served. No Vet I know would flag his buddy like that, even with toy gun.

Joe Williams

Smoke check, May I correct that sentence for you. Look he just ate 6 dozen double cheeseburgers. Joe

Mayhem

I heard his Paintball Team issued him the “Fecal Star” for diving on a Jelly donut before it detonated and took out the entire squad.

OIF '06-'07-'08

But wouldn’t that cause the jelly doughnut to explode? Just picture our hero above, all 300 lbs+ swan diving on a jelly filled hockey puck. Not pretty at all.

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT would have turned ANY jellied doughnut into a Rorschach smear!!!

Martinjmpr

If he was diving for a jelly donut it wasn’t to spare his buddies it was to cram it into his mouth.

The 5 second rule doesn’t apply to Savoy 6.

Thunderstixx

I keep seeing Gunny Ermey shouting “They’re paying for it, you eat it !!!”

Scotty

HOLD THE PHONE . THIS GUY IS LEGIT

Or so his buddy from Savoy 6 is trying to make me believe he is.

Scotty

Him ; Do you honestly believe as an 0311 who served honorably 02-06 would vouch for a fake? Or that my other brother who served with Caesar in scout snipers would vouch for that too? Gotta dig deeper brother, this isn’t a regular person off the street you’re looking up.

ME ; Let me guess, his records are classified ?

Him ; Yup. If you have a clearance or know someone that does then maybe you can find it.

Him ; I’ve witnessed the DEA at his house having him sign paperwork. Guess I having a reason to lie about that as well. Why would I put my honor on the line for a fake. Hmmm

Marine_7002

To those who DO believe that:

(__)*(__)

A Proud Infidel®™

I am SO going to steal that!! 😈

Just an Old Dog

“Everyone who believes there are classified discharges raise your hands.”

Now, put those hands around your neck and fucking choke yourself with them.

Green Thumb

That would probably be APL having him sign paperwork.

Just saying.

Dave Hardin

I have a clearance so I looked into this. It was the USDA not DEA and he was signing for his government cheese.

rgr1480

Bloody Hell! Bunch of wankers….

CLAW131

Does this mean he’s back to being the Big Turd 6 at Savoy 6?

Where did the Facebook page for Savoy 6 go to? Looks like it got wiped.

CLAW131

Oh, I see. The Group page is still up, but the Tactical Team page got wiped.

JimW

Morbidly obese…. Poser. Buffet recon is all this asshole ever did! I see a sudden heart attack in this guys future.

A Proud Infidel®™

One look at that lardopottamus says why “All You Can Eat Buffet” restaurants go bankrupt!!

NHSparky

Holy shit. This fucker has his own gravitational pull.

rb325th

He gets much bigger, he will have his own moons.

NHSparky

Thunderstixx

Living proof that black holes do exist…
Right in the middle of his cranial cavity…

Green Thumb

Or anal cavity.

Sparks

I’ll close my posting day with this. What a worthless fat, fat, giant assed, huge double, double, extra bacon cheeseburger gut, lying fuck this retard Caesar Aguilar is. I see all the guys standing there in their gas masks and there’s Caesar front and center taking up the front to back space of any three of the other guys there. Marine? My ass!!! Never was, not even in his wildest imaginations or dreams could he ever have been a Marine or Soldier or Sailor or even and Airman. Worthless butt licking, meatgazing, truck stop restroom ball cupper.

Hack Stone

In those photos, he reminds me of a morbidly obese Homer Simpson. Judge for yourself.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA

#BringElaineRicciHome

TankBoy

I think the Round Ranger just met his match! I think I have a new war hero to promote all over the internet! Just where does this rotund 20 pound sack packed with about three hundred pounds of shit reside? would enjoy sharing the love on some of the local web sites there too. He NEEDS to be internet famous. I noticed he is an 8541. I will share with a guy I know that is a player in that arena; more to troll him than anything. Because God knows, lots of ninja recon snipers running around that look like Fatty Arbuckle in military drag.

Concerned Veteran

He lives in Southern California. San Bernadino county/ LA county areas. Guy moves around a lot

Scotty

Fat Boy is a convicted Felon.

Plus Tactical Team Savoy 6 is NOT a licensed 501c3 non profit.

dennis - not chevy

Someone help me out here with that picture of him firing the M-4. The M-4 is after my time and the only military issued weapon I carried off range was the 38 caliber revolver. When does a 5.56 mm rifle produce a muzzle flash in broad daylight that rivals an M-60 muzzle flash at night? Is this a possible photoshop?

Big Steve

That photo is as fake as the day is long.
Put it another way…. it’s as fake as Mr. Aguilar himself.

JimW

No flash suppressor on the gun. I have a bushmaster with no suppressor and in low light it looks like a dragon spitting fire. Just a lucky shot with the camera too. My guess.

Jason

Here’s some more on tubby McShitStain – was after this shit can for a very long time:

https://youtu.be/QZpH72ETzS8

https://youtu.be/hzSePlpb9aw

thebesig

Team Savoy 6? More like team Baboy [Filipino/Tagalog for pig] 6. :mrgreen: He IS the team. 😀

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