Carlos Felipe Luna-Gonzalez; stung phony SEAL
Roger sends us a link from WFFA in Dallas/Fort Worth where Carlos Felipe Luna-Gonzalez was scooped up by Texas Ranger Anthony Bradford, an Army veteran when they set up a “sting” operation to roll up Luna-Gonzalez and his pretending ways. According to the article, Mr SEAL had been parading around town in a Navy uniform wearing the rank of a Lieutenant Junior Grade as well as a Special Warfare Badge and some medals, including the Purple Heart. He also had photos posted on social media.
Someone made a report to Ranger Bradford who enlisted the support of a local gun shop owner and tricked Luna-Gonzalez into showing up to accept a “firearm of appreciation” for his phony service. Of course, being a phony, and in the whole fake SEAL thing for the attention, Luna-Gonzalez fell for it and showed up in his phony uniform.
Gonzalez came to the meeting Saturday in dress blue Navy uniform with an officer’s insignia, the Navy SEAL Trident and a Purple Heart, and told the store’s owner about how he had been shot in combat.
He was presented with a rifle worth $2,300, which he accepted, and was taken into custody and charged with theft, tampering with a government document, and for presenting a fraudulent military record.
He was released after posting $18,500 bond.
In reality, Luna-Gonzalez had been sent home early from the Navy with a general discharge as a seaman apprentice, and of course, he wasn’t a SEAL nor had he been wounded in combat. I hope it was all worth it, buddy. Thanks to the Texas Rangers and all of the folks involved.
Category: Phony soldiers
Dipshit
And the very first commenter on the article is saying that law enforcement framed him. I guess I missed the part of the article where law enforcement held a gun to his head, put him in a Navy uniform complete with Trident, medals, and officers rank, and then frog marched his ass over to the gun shop.
Here’s the comment:
James Copeland · Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University
This man was wrong for pretending to be in the military but it does not give law enforcement the right to frame him in a crime. If he didn’t apply for the award, he was framed.
Stick to flying, boy. You suck as a barracks lawyer.
Hey, he might have a great career ahead of him. He just needs to head to Oregon to find his mentor.
I like Carlos Felipe Luna-Gonzalez. His actual military career somewhat mirrors my own but my fake YS Army Special Forces career considerably dwarfs his SEAL efforts.
http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/10/29/a-review-of-john-giducks-false-special-forces-history/
Plus, I am a Shipley free qualified Spetsnaz anti-SEAL. I rule.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
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We have so much in common: I love me too!
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sincerely
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Splash. Out.
Don’t mess with Texas.
Don’t mess with Texas means more than littering. There fixed it for you. Joe
HA! It looks like he’s starring in a new version of the movie “Stripes.”
Way to go, Texas Rangers!
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Bad news and good news. Bad news: The defense of entrapment is available in Texas. Good News: Texas law makes it crystal clear that “Conduct merely affording a person an opportunity to commit an offense does not constitute entrapment.” In this instance, the conduct was in having a presentation rifle ready and offering it to him on account of his having been a Navy SEAL and Purple heart recipient. He did not have to accept it but, as soon as he did, he boinked himself. What’s more, depending upon who actually did what, the shop owner, not being a P/O, may factor in booting the entrapment claim. Congrats to all who helped nail this guy.
Even if he skates on the theft charge,the impersonation charge should stick.
So that’s what the Ham(Turd)burglar looks like without a hat and mask. Dumb Ass.
Here you go, Sport. Here’s your song:
I really envy people who can hallucinate.
I’ve never been able to do that.
I keep hoping I’ll run into one of these individuals so that I can ask him when he started hallucinating – the 1st day or the 7th day? – because as we all know, Hell Week is when you see the clown on a bicycle or start thinking there’s a red rubber ball balanced on the end of your nose.
Either of those owuld definitely make you think you’re a seal. Right?
I was once prescribed a medicine that caused an allergic reaction. The doctors found out I was allergic when I started hallucinating.
I miss that medicine; not for curing what ailed me, but for the hallucinations. They stopped once the medicine stopped. It was fun while it lasted.
Bubba & Thor are gonna have a ball with his ass, and I mean literally!!
This guy’s a turd! To the Texas Rangers…Bravo Zulu!!!
It’s not gonna help him in County that he looks like a younger Major Hasan.
Same backpedaling hairline, deviated septum, FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) eyes and swarthy 10AM shadow.
Good thing he made bail.
Too Bad these guys weren’t in Georgia when Shady Shane pulled his stunt.He would have been locked up and I wouldn’t have had to my that trip to Texas and wind up in a medicine waste dumpster.
Now thats how its done…hahaha! Texas Rangers-3, phone SEALs-0. heh!
Lieutenant Junior Grade? C’Mon, any poser worth his salt would have gone straight for the Full Lieutenant stripes instead of a measly J.G. ///
All these fake SF guys should be required to go through a month, oh hell, a week of the training they pretend to have gone through under the guidance of folks who have BTDT. Maybe a day? Yeah. Probably a day.