Reverend Doctor Aaron Colyer; the rest of the story

| October 5, 2014

Aaron Elijah Colyer

You probably remember the potty-mouth Reverend Doctor Aaron Colyer from a few days ago. He’s been trying to discredit us with our Twitter followers by sending them the links to Danny Bernath’s “satire” website. You know because, everything you read on the internet is true. Colyer probably has a French model boyfriend, too. But, anyway, he sent us this NGB-22 that he got which says that he has an honorable discharge from the Tennessee National Guard;

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Yeah, I know it’s pretty much useless because he covered up the dates and anything else that would make it useful.

Someone else sent us this conversation that they had with him about his discharges – apparently there have been three.

Aaron Colyer 3 discharges

The first, Under Other Than Honorable Conditions from the Marine Corps, the second and Honorable discharge from the TNNG, which was probably a no-fault discharge that they handed him because they had enlisted him even though he had the bar to reenlistment on his first, and then he got another OTH discharge because he tried to get in the Guard again. And, of course, he blames the recruiter, like he was just hanging out on a park bench one day and the recruiter signed him up.

He’s left a couple of threatening messages on my voice mail (I turn my phone off at 8 PM so I can watch my novelas every night) but I won’t post them, because the messages are bunch of yelling and filthy words – not what you’d expect from someone who calls himself a Reverend Doctor.

I apologize to our Twitter followers for the filth that they’ve been subject to by this fellow, but, I’m heartened by many of your responses to him. Now, if Twitter would come up with a way to hide our followers like we can with Facebook friends, that would help.

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Doc Savage

Well….there ya have it…”legit”

Green Thumb

I think he should contact Forging Frank Visconi and obtain some better documents.

If not Forger Frank, the Vagi-seal Jerry Vroombout.

Doc Savage

Or at least a 12 year old with photoshop skillz….

thebesig

Based on that NGB 22, his MSO ended on July 5, 2007. This means that he came in back in July of 1999. His date of rank was April 1, 2002. He got promoted to PV2… nope, this wasn’t an April Fool’s prank either. 😯

He has no period of active federal service listed. He covered the other important dates, as those dates make him out to be a liar… as if people here didn’t already know that. :rolL:

thebesig

Just saw the other post, his USMC DD 214, came in back in ’96, discharged as an E-1, pattern of misconduct, which continues through today. Has sea service deployment ribbon. He stepped on his dick so bad that he fucked himself out of the good conduct medal.

Fits the pattern that he lied to get into the guard, then got discharged for fraudulent enlistment and possibly patterns of misconduct.

Ordsoldier

I was thinking the same thing, but his Military Education is from 1997 and 1998 (unless those are the MOS names). Does not make sense to me.

thebesig

He entered active duty December 30, 1996, so his education would have to start in 1997.

He also has a letter, in an earlier post about him, showing that he got discharged before the Iraq War started in 2003. There goes his story about “trying to go to Iraq in 2004 to get out of trouble, but got discharged instead.

Delilah T.

Reality… she is s harsh mistress.

It’s the reason these people don’t like her.

A Proud Infidel®™

Still a butt-hurt Smurf-lusting foul-mouthed blithering wannabe that will never learn, mature, or win in this life. What a lard-bellied, jello-spined walking bucket of toad snot that will never act any smarter than a one-eyed, buck-toothed brain damaged inbred Swamp Donkey!

AW1 Tim

There are only two things about this fellow which, together, tells you everything you need to know about him.

1.) he has not one, but two OTH discharges.

2.) He associates with the occutards.

It would take an almost biblical amount of mea culpas (culpii?) on his part to atone for his behaviour and return to civilized society. I don’t believe he’s capable of that.

A Proud Infidel®™

Aaron Colyer is the type of imbecile that would ride the # 5 bus twice to make up for missing the #10 and then blame everyone else for not getting where he wanted to go!

Srael

that’s actually funny! good one!

Ordsoldier

My knowledge on NGB-22′s in minimal, but as a former Recruiter it raised some red flags, maybe someone can help me out on some of the confusions I have with it. The Military Education lists a 5 week Aviation Electrician Course in 1997 and an F/A-18 Elect Sys Course in 1998. Since these are USMC specific jobs wouldn’t be have to go back to AIT for an Army MOS? Also, he went to his initial AIT in 1997 but his Block 11, Terminal Date of Military Obligation is 10 years later. Am I wrong, or is that off by a couple of years?

Green Thumb

This turd is a coward and shitbag.

A real leech on the system.

Rob

Somethings do not add up here:

1. RE-4 on his Marine DD-214: RE-4 – Individuals separated from last period of service with a nonwaiverable disqualification (refer to AR 601-280). Ineligible for enlistment except as provided for in paragraphs 2-7c and 2-7d. (See waiverable moral and administrative disqualifications.) Disqualilication is nonwaivable.

I looked at the moral and administrative dq list, and none of them would fit his sep code, so a waiver is not possible.

2. Entered the Marines on Dec. 30 , 1996
3. Left the Marines on Apr. 28, 1999
4. Can’t see the date he entered the NG
5. Left the NG on Jan. 8, 2003

His 8 year MSO expires on July 5, 2007, which means it didn’t start until July 1999. AFAIK, there is no other way to calculate MSO, other than 8 years from the date of first active federal service.

Now claims of another NG enlistment?

Things are not adding up at all.

Rob

Additionally, how did he get his Marine schools onto his NG22, yet no Army schools? Did he not make it to AIT during his time in the NG?

thebesig

Originally posted by Rob:

His 8 year MSO expires on July 5, 2007, wich means it didn’t start until July 1999.

I thought the same thing until I saw his DD 214. With him entering in December 30, 1996, his MSO would’ve ended in December 2004. Me probably got removed from that MSO requirement with his discharge from the USMC.

No record of being a combat veteran, but he did do a sea service deployment.

thebesig

I meant “he” vice “me”. 😯

Hondo

An alternative explanation that also works is that the TN ARNG (1) didn’t know about his prior USMC service, (2) assumed he had none, and (3) assigned the normal 8-yr MSO expiration date based on that assumption.

I’ll not speculate on why/how the TN ARNG might not have known about the previous USMC service.

thebesig

I was thinking that too, he probably lied to get into the guard. This’d fit with his “pattern of misconduct,” and with his lying about his background today.

Hondo

That is one possibility, thebesig. I’m sure there are some other possibilities, too.

But it does seem to me to be the simplest plausible explanation.

Rock8

The RE1 code clearly demonstrates that the TN ARNG had no knowledge of his prior shenanigans, or there was incompetence at his discharge location.

Rob

I thought about that, but the NG22 shows his Marine schooling, so there must have been something.

How do they see that and not the DD214? No idea.

Rock8

Perhaps an official website with only schools completed? I know the Navy has a couple of websites with CAC access that list only education and courses completed, with no reference to the entirety of my service record.

SGT B

FYI: I was in the Active USMC(1984-1997) and an 0331 and then the Washington NG (2006-2010) as an 11B. When we de-mobed after OIF 2008-2009, I had to break out my USMC DD-214 because the clerk writing up my Army DD-214 had none of my Marine Corps info. This oversight was corrected after proper verification. So it does happen that prior service data isn’t always included on a final DD-214.
The dude featured in the story, however, is still a ass-bag…

nbcguy54

Every one of us who ever REUP’d got an Honorable Disharge cert for the term of service we just finished. I personally have a few. But it only takes ONE OTH to flush the honorables down the toilet.
This idiot doesn’t seem to realize that nor the fact that fraudulent enlistments really don’t count. He can claim the he got an honorable discharge all he wants, but the OTH is the one that counts. For being so anti-establishment, he sure is proud of his NG discharge. What a hypocritical piece of dried up anal discharge.

ArmyATC

Yet he continually mentions that he’s a disabled Marine veteran with PTSD. Colyer wouldn’t be trying to deceive people now, would he?

AW1 Tim

He’s a former Marine who is disabled and has PTSD, neither of which are a result of his time in service.

What he’s doing is stringing them together to make people THINK that he’s disabled and caught the PTSD while on active duty.

This douche bag is one of the reasons the rest of us can’t have nice things. He’s playing the victim card to garner attention and sympathy. Unfortunately for him, he got the wrong kind of attention.

Redacted1775

OTH for a pattern of misconduct. Yeah, this guy’s a turd bucket.

Green Thumb

I do not even think he is that solid.

Redacted1775

Hershey squirts bucket?

Green Thumb

He definitely leaves a stain on the high water line.

Chris

It only takes 1 oh shit to screw up a bunch of at-a-boys, this cat thinks 1 honorable makes up for 2 OTHs, don’t work like that. Plus with the PTSD claim from daddy spanking him as a boy, and trying to get VA bennies from it,,,,,,,yep,,,shitbag!

nbcguy54

Peckerneck doesn’t realize either that his 13 minutes of NG time don’t get him VA bennies either. He’s just an all-around turd factory who craves the attention his mommy never gave him. Hanging out with other losers who blame others for their problems.

Pineywoods NCO

Good morning Reverend Dumbass aka Doctor WhineyPants.

Let’s get something clear here…you don’t come out and talk all this crap and think no one is going to respond to your best attempts to act like your seniors Frank, Dallas, Dennis and Daniel.

I have a challenge for you.

Man up and shut up.

That means grow up, act like a responsible adult (unlike the four mentioned before) and realize when you are outed as being a dumbass, accept it, make some mature decisions, and take responsibility for your stupidity.

Then shut up and go back into that hole you crawled out of. Stay there until you are found again, two hundred million years later as a new fossil called Poserus Shitbaggus.

Green Thumb

More like “Ass Plantinumus”.

ArmyATC

The turd Colyer will never change. He’s a professional victim. “The Man” screwed him and Colyer thinks he deserves to be taken care of by the rest of society for the rest of his worthless life.

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

Our chew toy has made an appearance on his original post.

Old Trooper

Hmmmmm; he claims that talking shit and challenging us to come to his home (I thought he was homeless?), and we don’t oblige, makes us pussies? No, dude, you’re the one talking shit; you come to us, if you have a problem with us.

Other than that; he’s confused about his times he served, because it’s hard to keep all the lies straight, when you’re a lying pile of monkey nuts.

O-4E

This guy is a turd of epic proportions

ByrdMan

This dude refuses to recognize or take any responsibility for any of his various actions or inactions. According to him, the world is full of assholes that want him to die. We’re all just a bunch a bullies trying to discredit him and his good name.

He’s too dumb to get it and too selfish to care. Fuck this guy.

Toasty Coastie

This guy is a regular “Santorum Stain…

***Warning***

Google at your own risk… :twist:

A Proud Infidel®™

Aaron Colyer is another perpetual loser that will never accept responsibility for what he says and does just like every criminal in jail or prison that claims where they are in life is everyone else’s fault!

Green Thumb

I am surprised IVAW is not helping him.

He is checking all of the membership blocks.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time, IVAW is loaded with his caliber of lice, leeches, and slugs!

Green Thumb

Yet another bum with an affinity for Grey Poupon.

HS Junior

Chode. Looks like he suck starts Bernath’s catheter for him four to six times a day.

Thunderstixx

This guy is the same caliber as the ever so reverend sharpasaturdton…
I binged him, oops…
What a mess…

Nicki

Dude is a conspiritard too. Thinks the government orchestrated 9-11 and manufactured the ebola virus. Fucking nutbag!

RM3(SS)

Hey Reverend Doctor Martin Luther Colyer or whatever the fuck you call yourself now, you sure on that address on Broadmoor? Drove by there, looks vacant. Did you “de-occupy” it? It sure ain’t an apartment.

nbcguy54

He also claims to be getting social security benefits. Be interesting to see the fraud behind that too.
Hey – isn’t one of our favorite lawyers a supposed social security lawyer? Things are starting to make sense now (well not really).

Just An Old Dog

Social Security Bennies?,, Well in order to qualify for Social Security DISABILITY Benefits you basicially need to have worked pretty much full time for 10 years at a minumum.
Every year those that pay in get a letter from SSA stating the estimated ammount of retirement they will get if they work to a specific age, It will also not If you have accrued enough “points” ( work history) to qualify for SSDI payments, and what the estimated ammount will be.
Fuck Nuts hasnt hit a lick since they booted him out of the Corps in 99.
Its a safe bet that his Urban Camping and bullshit panhandling didnt result in a lot od reportable income. He is not old enough to retire and doesnt have enough work history to qualify for SSDI.
He is probally bullshitting about SS payments. Also If he is disabled that means he can do no viable work. That means if he is getting any income he will have to forfiet part or all of his SS income.
The other option would be if he is drawing Supplementary Security Income. That is a payment for people who have never worked but are disabled. It is less than SSDI or SS retirement and carries the stpuation that you cannot have any income or assets coming in.
Chances are he is lying about any income he gets. He either panhandles, steas from his fake charities or sells weed,

ArmyLady

And the messed up part..I’m a 80% connected..working on 100%..permanent nerve damage in lower back and legs. Each day is a struggle. .but I put a smile on my face and suck it up..but can’t get SS because I can walk. .pusses me off..and shits like Aaron lie and get SS..how messed up us that?

rb325th

You work VHA or VBA? I work VHA.
I am 90% Service Connected, knees, back, hips, shoulder… People like Aaron piss me the hell off. He got booted out of the Corp, is not a “disabled veteran” no matter how much he tries to spin that.
He needs to go pound big rocks into little rocks, and little rocks into sand for the Drop Zones on Ft Bragg.

ArmyATC

I’d like to see him pound big rocks into little rocks, little rocks into sand, and then he can pound it all up his worthless ass.

ArmyLady

I work VHA. I love taking care of other veterans, but there are days I hurt so bad I just want to rip out my lower spinal cord or chew off my legs. Have had two surgeries on my back..a top it off..having fibromylagia now due to nerve damage. But still don’t get SS cause I can walk or rather limp around. Shit’s like Aaron play whoo is me card and get SS..

Just An Old Dog

The dude never had an MOS in the NG or Schools. That he had his DD214 mailed to his “last known Address” looks ike he was a shitbag they just dropped from the rolls. It’s not like he was active duty and went home on terminal leave.

A Proud Infidel®™

Aaron Colyer is more 8UP than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar.

OAE CPO USN Ret

How many Horsemen of the Stupidacalypse are we up to now? 5? 6?

1. Not a lawyer
2. PuRpLe PeTeR eAtEr
3. Cheese slayer
4. Wicker basket
5. Vagcounter
6. Reverend Colon

Yep, 6.

We’re gonna need more hay for all the horses that keep showing up.

Doc Savage

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Top W Kone

In EMS, we use the term “malignorance” combining malicious and ignorance to explain incredible stupidity that is intentional

nbcguy54

Just in case anyone is curious (aaron the anal), by definition of federal law our little irreverent one IS NOT considered a veteran in the eyes of the US Govt. One must receive an honorable or general under honorable conditions discharge to be legally considered a veteran. And since his NG enlistments were fraudulent, he legally isn’t a veteran of the NG either.
So it looks like all we have is a loudmouth punk with self diagnosed Permanent Turd – Stupid Disease, not even close to being a veteran as far as the law is considerrd.
How do ya like me now, fool?

rb325th

Dickhead is still trying to call himself a “disabled veteran”. Aaron, you are not a disabled veteran. You are ineligible for VA benefits. You don’t rate even the Veteran title. You are a fuck up, that is all you are or ever will be. A damned leech on society.

AW1Ed

Far be it from me to question the good padre’s status as a Reverend, but I respectfully inquire as to the location of his doctoral thesis in theology, and the institution of higher learning in that the doctorate was granted.

I expect an answer shortly.

/sarc

Top W kone

If I remember from his rants last time his “doctor” is an honors award by some place

richg

Yep, he got it from the same place he got his other awards, straight out of his ass.

NHSparky

Looks like our boy Elroy thinks one fake “attaboy” negates all those “aw shits” he’s accumulated over his worthless life.

Bobo

I’ve got calls into the NGB J1 regarding the NGB-ARP memo annotated on his discharge paperwork to see if it has any specifics for cause. The CW5 was out of the office on Friday, I’ll try again on Monday. If the CW5 isn’t in then, then I’ll have to settle for the LTC down there to see if s/he can be of any help.

NHSparky

Aaron,

This is the part where your asshole puckers up REAL tight.

Bobo

Yeah, the only tangible skill that I have of benefit to TAH is a direct line to anyone at HQ NGB. If the LTC can’t help, one of my former cube mates is now a GS-15 in ARNG recruiting. I’m sure that he can dig up the NGB memo.

rb325th

He was almost definitely involuntarily separated. In the other discussion about him, the letter he sent Jonn has reference to the Army Reg that govern involuntary separation from the Guard and Reserve.
Why should be an interesting story.

nbcguy54

Found an actual REV Aaron Colyer who preaches at a Baptist church in Roswell NM. Gotta wonder if boy blunder is committing some identity theft as well…

ByrdMan

Appears he has deactivated/deleted his twitter account.

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

He deactivated his FB account because of all the threats he made. I do wonder if maybe he deactivated his Twitter account because he has finally realized that aligning himself with Bernath was bad juju.

rb325th

He reactivated the facebook account at some point last night/this morning.

A Proud Infidel

TEH STOOPID is very strong with him, I’m certain he’ll come back and get his threads going again!

OIF '06-'07-'08

Just like heavy chevy!!!!!!!!

ArmyLady

He is back on..for pity sake, I hope he doesn’t hack my Facebook again.
I guess he couldn’t handle the truth from a veteran who actually works at a VA and handles eligibility requirements on a daily bases….

2/17 Air Cav

This disabled veteran business reminds me of Teti and his “combat veteran” claim. Wait. Follow me on this. Some folks defended Teti’s claim because he was presumably in combat as a contractor and was, therefore, a combat veteran. In a similar fashion, if our boy here is disabled and he is a Veteran, then he can claim to be a disabled veteran. See how that works? It was bullshit with Teti and it’s bullshit with this clown.

Hondo

Well, 2/17 Air Cav – he might want to look and see what 5 USC 2108(2) has to say. That part of Federal law appears to define the term “disabled veteran” fairly unambiguously.

He might also want to review this document as well:

http://www.va.gov/healthbenefits/resources/publications/IB10-448_other_than_honorable_discharges_061713.pdf

Green thumb

Unfortunately this is becoming more and more common.

Deploy. Were a mechanic in Kuwait. 10% PTSD rating for what I do not know. Scream disabled. Join WWP.

Just saying.

2/17 Air Cav

Oh, I’m good with that. It’s just that when one uses the terms “combat veteran” or “disabled veteran” it’s not necessarily as a term is defined by law or is, as in the case of both those terms, understood in general parlance. You, I, and 99.99% of the world understand that a “disabled veteran” is one who incurred the disability in military service and that a “combat veteran” is one who engaged in combat while in military service.

ArmyLady

Still not eligible for VA care. The only way is if he served boots on ground and enrolled in the OEF/OIF within 5 years after boots on ground.

He has no awards for OEF/OIF nor any dates in the remarks section.

I even got my VA guide lines book out here at the VA to double check..

The only why he will EVER get VA benefits is to have the other than honorable turned into honorable for VA purpose!!

OIF '06-'07-'08

I have a feeling that a cold day in hell would happen before he receives any type of discharge upgrade with his sh!t bag type of military record with an RE-4 code. Specially with his fraudulent enlistment in the National Guard.

ArmyLady

But knowing how some people work, he will run to his congressman or senator wailing on how he is being “treated” by the VA..and it can be changed to honor for VA purpose. It happens more than you think. With the VA in the news with bad reviews. .thank god my VA lives to high standards and keeps it’s nose clean!

19Delta

Depends on what kind of Guard unit he joined/attempted to join. If he went to a Grunt unit, he’d go to a two – three week Gentleman’s Course for some OJT and be awarded the MOS because he attended the Corps Infantry school or whatever it’s called. Technical MOS you’re probably going to an AIT if they can get you a slot.

Avigrl

Bottom line – His claims and documentation do not pass the smell test. End.

ArmyATC

Maybe he was waiting for a school slot to open when the NG discovered his fraudulent enlistment.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Ok, I have went through the exact same thing that ARRON claims with his NG enlistment. I was prior service, 1984-1988. The MOS I served in now longer existed when I reenlisted in the NG in 2005. I my self was give a ONE YEAR “Try ONE” contract to reclass in a new MOS. This actually took the state 9 months to accomplish. I reenlisted in September of 2005, but I did not receive any orders for reclassification in till May 20, 2006.

So what it looks like what happened is that Sh!t bird ARRON was found out about his OTH from the USMC and just sent him home packing with a never to look back set of orders before he received his reclassification orders.

JarHead Pat

The cunt giblet blocked us on facebook and twitter, cowards always cut and run.

NHSparky

He’s still on FB. And still butthurt.