More phony soldier BS
Yeah, yeah, I know. The whole purpose of milblogs is to elevate the opinion Americans have of our military members…I’ve been lectured on that recently. Several times. However, our military members come from our own society. When our culture is sick, some of the members of our military – a very small percentage…less than .001% – are going to be bad actors.
When I was a NCO, one of our tenets was to never ignore a deficiency, whether it was low vehicle fluid levels, a dirty weapon, some doofus walking down the street in November with his uniform sleeves rolled up and his hands in his pocket or a cigarette butt on the ground.
Well, Jonathan Paul DeWald is my current cigarette butt on the ground. The other day I called him out along with some other members of the IVAW for lying on his profile at the IVAW website where he lied about his rank (for what it’s worth, his profile is gone from the IVAW website now, but brought to you through the magic of screen capture);
He’s never been a staff sergeant…ever. I was perfectly happy to leave it at that, but DeWald has gone absolutely batshit the last few days. He’s been sending threatening emails to almost everyone I know – Army Sergeant, Skye…he even got into an email exchange with a real staff sergeant, David Bellavia. He went off on everyone except me. I wonder why? I know he gets off on pushing women around – that’s how we met. He started threatening my buddy/alter-ego, Robin at Chickenhawk Express back in February.
I went to Military.com and got what is publicly available there on “Buddy Finder” and they seem to think he’s a Sergeant E-5;
Back in February, the first time his gears slipped, someone did a Freedom of Information Act request on DeWald and here’s part of it;
Yeah, I know he’s going to threaten me with a lawsuit or drive the six hours from Fayetteville and yell at my house from the street or some other childish bullshit (he won’t shoot at me because he only qualified as a marksman – that means he only has 25/40 shot chance of hitting me. He is an expert at tossing training hand grenades, though). I fully expect it, and frankly, I don’t care. Afterall he’s only a little bit obsessive;
As far as the lawsuit goes, he can’t sue me for posting publicly available material on the internet. Stand outside my house and shout at me, this post is just a sample of what I’ve assembled. Piss me off, keep threatening my friends, threaten me, I’ll post the rest of it. So far, any prospective employer that does a Google search and lands at this blog (it’s tenth in the search results of “Jon DeWald”) will seriously reconsider any thought of hiring DeWald.
So, DeWald, NOW we’re done.
UPDATE: Here’s Jon Paul Dewald’s DA Form 2 recording his assignment to the 41st Field Artillery Brigade in Babenhausen, Germany.
Here’s John Phillip DeWald’s Facebook page where he lists his assignment to the 41st Field Artillery Brigade in Babenhausen, Germany. Notice the Facebook page and the FOIA request list the same date of birth. Also notice on Jon Phillip DeWald’s Facebook page that he claims two months service in the French Foreign Legion – Ha!
It’s absolutely amazing that these two guys lived such parallel lives and never met. They were probably laying next to each other in cribs at the maternity ward and didn’t know each other existed until this blog brought them together – just another service we provide at This Ain’t Hell.
The evidence has proved good enough for POW NET to add DeWald to their list of phonies;
Category: Antiwar crowd, Iraq Veterans Against the War, Phony soldiers
Hey Jonn,
Tell hime to try that shit with me. This is one female he won’t intimidate.
A quote from one of my posts on the IVAW:
One of them in particular, Jonathan P. Dewald, has a unique way of “expressing” himself. His rants are clearly indicative of an emotionally retarded individual. Throwing imbecilic tantrums against the military and his own country is his way of compensating for his intellectual impotence. For someone who served in the Army, he’s totally clueless about the reasons for the WOT.
To top it all off, he’s not even a war veteran, yet he’s been allowed into an organization with the “Iraq Veterans” designation in the title. How token.
He’s a fucking loser and a poser. Isn’t there a law against impersonating a rank you never earned?
Jonn, my middle name is Philip, not Paul. It might’ve occurred to you there’re other soldiers with similar names. You have 24 hours to take this down – as well as any other post with my name in it – or you’re going to be standing before a judge, and pleading ignorance of false lights, privacy, infliction and defamation torts will be no defense. You really don’t understand what you’re getting yourself into. If you’re going to persist in this juvenile little malice against me, you’ll need an attorney and a willingness to part with your grandchildren’s college fund, because that will end up belonging to me.
Jonn wrote: Well, then, if it’s not you, you shouldn’t be worrying about it, should you? Like I said, I have more – oh, and I have a lawyer, too. Ask yours about personal jurisdiction in civil proceedings. Think about everything needed to get the FOIA request and then think about if you really want to press forward. A smart man would shrug his shoulders and walk away – but smart isn’t an adjective anyone has ever attributed to Jon Paul DeWald.
Jonathan Phillip DeWald claims he is different than Jonathan Paul Dewald. The astonishing similarities are incredible. They both ETS’d at the same time, both from WI, and both on medical boards. Therefore, in an effort to help future bloggers differentiate, we will keep this post up to save them any future litigation issues. Clearly these are 2 different people.
“Also notice on Jon Phillip DeWald’s Facebook page that he claims two months service in the French Foreign Legion – Ha!”
My wife, Morgan Fairchid, served for three months in the Legion as Commendant, before becoming Prime Minister of France…yeah…that’s it…that’s the ticket.
Mr Flanagan- Loved you in Braveheart and Gladiator, my two favorite movies. Hell, I even liked you in the TV version of Attila. You wiki page doesn’t mention your wife though. Must be an oversight.
And thanks Jonn for clearing up the Mystery of the Twins for us. I feel much better knowing that this is now behind us.
Um…just my 2 cents…but I think in an action for tortious invasion of privacy you’d have to show that the information published was … private. Perhaps someone needs to post, in very, very simple terms, on why information on open intertubes is, well, open, and maybe link to the statutory language of the FOIA.
On the other hand, from what I’ve seen so far, it doesn’t look as if Mr. de Wald much cares to understand simple language beyond “neener, neener.” Perhaps someone could send him a children’s pop-up book on the FOIA.
John is your poster boy for what my Dad called Rambo syndrome. He feels the need to tell everyone he was in the French Foreign Legion, are any of the other special forces units he was unfit for, are just to lazy to attempt to enter. My Dad who severed in the Navy from World war two thru Viet Nam told me, ” Son if they go out of there way to tell you they are special forces they aren’t, The way they carry themselves will tell you they are Special”.
Spanky
Good work Jonn and others! I get so tired of these wannabe IVAW spewing their garbage. Seems they take their cue from many of the fake VVAW, VFP, and other America hating groups. Most of them are Section 8 losers.
DeWald, an open invitation stands to come to Louisiana for alligator harvesting season. We could use some of your French Foregin Legion skills down here.
“pleading ignorance of lights”? WTF, over. And an open invite to come to Michigan for deer season, we need drivers to move the deer, just wear anything brown, with splashes of white on it.
What happened to my comment?
Jonn wrote: I may have deleted it by mistake. I had about 400 spam comments this morning when I woke up – I wasn’t seeing straight, I guess. Sorry. It wasn’t intentional.
No worries John, it wasn’t that important anyway…
the feds are on to you and the threats you make that cross state lines.
Jonn….Which evil twin was it that tried to steal my TAH identity? The stupid one, or the dumb one?
French Foreign Legion? Someone should get a hold of Bear Grylls so he can smack some sense into this guy.
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God love him, for all the trouble Jesse Macbeth brought down on himself a few years ago he wasn’t stupidly impotent enough to threaten people like this ass clown.
Ohhhh gonna have togo to archives…id this guy going to go full Wickretard on us? heehee 🙂
IVAW = Losers.