Richard DiPietro; phony SEAL threatens cop

| June 2, 2014

DiPietro

MCPO Ret. In TN sends us a link from the Palm Beach Post which tells the story of Richard DiPietro who was pulled over by the local police for driving erratically and on a flat tire;

[DiPietro] reportedly told a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy to take the handcuffs off because he was a Navy Seal and could “put a hurting” on him, according to a probable cause affidavit.

According to Don Shipley, he’s not a SEAL, but I’ll tell DiPietro that he shouldn’t give up with that line – cops will always let you go if you threaten them with your mad ninja skills as a phony SEAL. Maybe it didn’t work this time, but you should use that every time that you have intercourse with the police. And you should video the encounter and send it to us.

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NHSparky

Memo to “Dick”:

No matter how bad ass you are, da po-po will bring enough of their friends and toys to ensure you will lose.

Thus endeth the sermon, thus endeth the lesson.

UpNorth

Yes, indeed. I wonder how long Dick can dance on the end of a taser?

ChipNASA

I’d pay money to see that….

Flopping around like a fish on a hot sidewalk.

/I’d pay extra if he pissed himself.

Fjardeson

@NHSparky – this is definitely true. Also (in my home town Houston at least) the cops are walking video cameras. I guess this slime ball REALLY wanted to get hit for assault on a peace officer.

David

not to mention HPD will draw down on you at the drop of a hat!

CATM

LMAO what a toad.

Pineywoods NCO

Come on…don’t insult a toad like that. Call him what he is.

A DUMBASS TURD!!

ArmyATC

“Maybe it didn’t work this time, but you should use that every time that you have intercourse with the police.”

Ha! Maybe he can tell Bubba and Thor that when they’re having intercourse with him in the local jail.

Ex-PH2

ArmyATC: ++1

Green Thumb

Phildo’s brother.

HMCS(FMF) ret

ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr41’s cousin/brother

ChipNASA

Something Something Phildo Dildo…something Psul….All Points Logistics Management….something something Suspended Liscence Phildo riding around on a moped…..something something like fucking a fat chick…..

Green Thumb

Dude looks like a predator.

Green Thumb

And a meatgazer.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Right, another SEAL….why do these turds always think that ex-SEALs look exactly the same as washed up, drunk losers, popped for DUI offenses?

Ex-pH2

He looks like a harbor seal.

Flagwaver

Careful, you may give him an idea of legitimacy as a Coast Guard SEAL…

MGySgtRet.

I imagine pretty soon he will be sealing his mouth around something familiar to him.

…wait…too soon??…..

UpNorth

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Upvotes, MGySgtRet. And, no, not too soon, at all. 🙂

bluliner10

Now, I am not sure how many cops it would take to beat my ass, but I know how many they were going to use. – Ron White

MGySgtRet.

Classic!!

bluliner10

You took my title guess I will stay with bluliner10…semoer fi

Sparks

He went full retard. Never go full retard…especially with the police.

Fjardeson

Sweet, Don lit him up on the newspaper comments section!

ChipNASA

WELEASE THE HAIWR

streetsweeper

Uh, yup! This assclown proves that “There is stupid and then there is shit stupid” is right. I vote for him to go on an extended visit at 1stCAVRVN’s cabin…Shake hands with Mista Gator, too.

Instinct

My brother is a cop and had a guy pull the “I’m special forces and will beat your ass” routine on him.

His response was “Well, if your going to go for it let’s get this shit over with because I’m going to have a lot of paperwork to do while your in the hospital.”

clamsgotlegs

LOL +100

Club Manager

Don’t forget mall cops as well.

Green Thumb

Turd Bolling at Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency.

Roger in Republic

He is lucky that they didn’t apply some of that good ol Hickory shampoo to his ugly dome.

Rich DiPietro

I didn’t say I was a seal, now take me off your site or I’ll sue you

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

Oh for the love of God, you have to do better than that if you want a shot at the title, you are late in the season but I think with a little effort you could be a contender.

ChipNASA

Yeah no problem with that….. “Dick(y)”….

/get in line.

rb325th

Of course you didn’t dicky, I bet you do not remember threatening that Cop either.
The line is long one, it forms somewhere in Hell, go get in it.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Guess you should be suing the paper along with TAH, DICK!

Green Thumb

Rich “Bag of Dicks” DiPietro.

Marine_7002

BWWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have an image in my mind of Richie throwing himself down on his back, wiggling his arms and legs in the air like a dying bug, yelling “I’m gonna sue you!”

Reminds me of a baby in a crib.

Instinct

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

As a friend of mine likes to say “Eat a bag of dicks!”

Sparks

Rich DiPietro…”I didn’t say I was a seal, now take me off your site or I’ll sue you”

Wow, we’ve never heard any of that before. According to the police you tried to pull out the phony ex-SEAL card. Sue us! Really. I think you need to be saving your legal fund money for your defense of the bust you just got. But that’s just me.

ChipNASA

ChipNASA

Ex-PH2

I’ll use a language he probably won’t understand, but who cares?

Futue te ipsum, Ricardo.

Commodo educo mihi. EGO mos animadverto vos in lexis villa.

Kinda old ET1

Oh look Dicky made a funny. What else you got slick?

Geetwillickers

Hi Dicky!

Welcome to TAH! Apparently, you didn’t do much homework before spewing your bile, so let me give you a hand.
1. Jonn NEVER takes stories down. If he discovers new information, he will update the post. If you have new information (by which I mean facts, not just your opinion…) feel free to post it in the comments or email it to Jonn.
2. There is a long line of posers with pending lawsuits against Jonn. Mostly in their own minds. The few who have actually went through with their threats and made actual filings have all been immediately dismissed. However, if you still think you have a case, we can refer you to a (pseudo) lawyer or two who would be thrilled to add you to their caseload.
3. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! Keep coming back here and spewing hate. It keeps us entertained. It gets kind of depressing when all we have to discuss are traitorous CINCs trading terrorists for deserters and the VA letting our brothers and sisters die to protect their performance bonuses.

That is all…

Jeff

Richard DiPietro – a big dick with a little dick trying to act like a man. He is used to using that “I’m an ex-SEAL” line on women and children – not cops and real men. Glad he they busted his sorry balls.

Green Thumb

Show me the meth.

ChipNASA

Ex-PH2

Dickie? How can anyone call a dickless wonder ‘Dickie’?

Oh, go on, make more threats. Do. PLEASE do. (walks away giggling)

Marine_7002

Gee, wonder what happened to that lawsuit threat.

Maybe he’s using Bernath as his attorney.