Hubert Jay Hemenway; embellishing nasty “leg”

| April 14, 2014

Jay hemenway

Jay Hemenway was in the National Guard when he got called to active duty for a deployment to Iraq back in 2003. He injured himself during pre-deployment training at Joint Base Lewis-McCord when he tripped over his seatbelt getting out of a truck. He injured his shoulder. I know that because the New York Times included him in their story about the part-time soldiers who complained they weren’t being treated as well as active duty soldiers. For some reason, for a shoulder injury, the Times reported that he used a walker.

The result of that injury got him 10% disability from the VA. But folks in his home town tell me that he brags that he was injured in Iraq, although he didn’t deploy. He also tells wild ass tales about making more than 1700 parachute jumps, you know even though he injured himself jumping out of a truck;

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he also tells neighbors that he retired as a sergeant major (but why someone would want to brag about that, I have no idea).

But his DD214 records that he has never jumped from an airplane even once, he retired as a Sergeant E-5 and has never deployed;

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Apparently, his injury resulted in two years of recovery at JBLM, and of course, no deployments. He was a cook, and there’s nothing wrong with that, except that now he plays on people’s sympathy with his woeful tales of combat injuries and I’m pretty sure, as useless as sergeant majors are, they don’t need any who are cooks.

Jay, you had a good career in the Army, be proud of what you did and stop telling your lies.

Category: Phony soldiers

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ChipNASA

Dicksack with a scrote-patch.

Green Thumb

Taint Tickler.

This dude needs a firm kick in the nuts.

Maggot.

A Proud Infidel®™

I heard he says his Brony gaypals like it when tickles their scrotums while he’s blowing them behind a dumpster near a bus stop!

Sparks

Here. We. Go. Again.

Ex-344MP

I was thinking the same thing Sparks. Lol. 🙂

Doc Savage

He keeps using that word “Airborne”..I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Having over 1700 “jumps” out of the back of a mobile kitchen trailer isn’t quite the same thing.

Pinto Nag

As tall as some of those Army trucks are, I’d think I’d gone airborne too if I fell out of one! Or not.

/sarc off

MSGRetired

Jay Jay Jay, you will now be famous for the FuckStick Leg you really are !! Nice Job Douche !

A Proud Infidel®™

He looks gayer that Boy George and Elton John boffing each other while wearing pink patent leather chaps and “hooker heels”!

korea95

this man gives all us nasty legs a bad name, we don’t want him in our ranks.

Ex-PH2

Us shore duty pukes don’t want him, either.

MAJMike

As a former 11Bravo10, I resent his corrupt “legness”. I and my fellow legs rebuke him, most severely!!

LebbenB

I like to make a distinction when it comes to folks who aren’t Airborne-qualified. The Leg, Dirty, Nasty, 1 ea is one of the lowest forms of military life, only doing enough to keep him/herself from getting called to the carpet in the PSG or 1SG’s office.

However, there are some service members who, for whatever reason, decided that the Paratrooper lifestyle wasn’t for them. These personnel carry out their duties with panache and enthusiasm. These folks aren’t dirty nasty legs – they’re simply Non-Airborne Personnel. Some of the best Soldiers I’ve worked with weren’t Airborne qualified and I respected the hell out of them because they did their jobs to standard and then some.

Twist

I could care less that you know how to fall out of an airplane. (smile)

I’m a leg because I was never offered an airborne assignment whenever I reenlisted. Kind of hard to get an airborne school slot when you are in a Stryker Brigade.

Twist

I take that back. I was offered Bragg on my last enlistment, but chose Ft Wainwright in order to get as far away from my ex-wife as possible. Sorry about that. I just remembered that as soon as I hit post.

LebbenB

Interesting. My son’s in an SBCT out in HI. He enjoys it, but he says they might as well be light infantry for as little time as they spend in their Strykers.

Speaking of my son, he decided against an Airborne contract we he enlisted because he wanted to see if liked this “Army thing” before going to schools like that. Ironically, he went to PRC and then to Ranger School after he got out there.

Twist

I believe the Stryker thing in Hawaii is because of environmental issues. I did go through part of PRC in Hawaii, but got dropped after getting hurt bad enough that I couldn’t walk. When I healed I ended up on a MFO rotation and then PCSed after that. One of my biggest regrets in the Army is that I never went back and completed PRC or Ranger school.

LebbenB

Sounds logical. He said they had to put them on a ship and transport them out to PTA to be able to use them.

Twist

PTA *shiver* the land that God forgot.

LebbenB

He shares your sentiments about PTA.

CATM

Twist, you still at Wainwrong? If so hit me up, I’m in the Fairbanks area.

Twist

No I am not. I will be moving back to Fairbanks this summer though.

GDContractor

The pink shirt theme…. MAKE IT STOP!!!

Hondo

Nah – that shirt’s perfectly apropos for a fake-airborne fake-SGM who’s still “rockin’ the lie”.

Ex-PH2

Oh, didn’t you know? It’s a fashion statement. It’s not just the pink shirt, you see. It’s the rest of the story.

The pink shirt goes with the polka-dot tie, the ballduster, and the earrings.

Oh, snap! The rose boutinierre should be pink as well. Durn! He missed that part.

Sparks

Years ago someone gave me a pink dress shirt as a gift. It stayed in the wrapper for years until it finally went to Goodwill when we moved. I am sorry I am just not strong enough to try to pull off a pink shirt. That is beyond the outer limits of my manhood I guess.

MAJMike

I have a pale pink oxford shirt gifted to me by my lovely bride. I wear it to regain the husband points I tend to loose so easily and quickly.

Sparks

Okay MAJMike for the bride’s sake I can give you a pass on the pink shirt. Especially since it is Oxford. Gaining points with my wife is rather like kissing the NCOIC’s ass. It is never a fun or pleasant task but when I’m in DEEP crap…it is sometimes necessary. So I’ll give you a bye on that one Sir.

Sparks

Ex-PH2 I just caught your “Oh, snap!” comment. I’ve seen that on TV by a lot of gays and metrosesuals and women to show their approval of something. Almost made me give up snapping my fingers for anything. But there is still a manly way to snap my fingers thank goodness.

Ex-PH2

OK, for all you guys who felt your manly manliness was being impacted, if it was ONLY the pink shirt and the pink polka dot tie, I’d have let it go. Although, franly, a striped tie might have been more ‘manly’.

I don’t malign anyone for wanting to look nice for his kid’s wedding.

But he has the ballduster AND the earrings, in addition to the shirt and tie. Those things caught my eye, and it just went from there.

It almost sent me back to the pastel suits and pastel ruffled shirts with contrasting cummberbunds from the 1970s.

Sparks

Ex-PH2 I don’t wear pink. I just can’t. I don’t have a suit much less a polka dot tie. I’ve never had an earring.

But, here it comes…in 1974 I did buy and wore a pale blue, polyester, leisure suit with long tab collars. There I said it, I admitted it, I’ll own it.

Ex-PH2

So long as you didn’t get a perm, Sparks.

It was not the best time for men’s fashion.

(Now he’s going to tell us he got a perm.)

Marine_7002

A perm for five hairs?

*ducking for cover*

LOANN

that is funny that you would say that because many years ago before I ever met the man he had been a Male dancing and had a perm lol

Sparks

Ex-PH2 No I promise. I have pretty okay hair. Would never perm it. But I remember guys who did.

OAE CPO USN Ret

I give this thread “three snaps in a Z formation”

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go recover my man card by drinking this bottle of whiskey, followed by pulling a grizzly bears bad tooth, and then having sex with my girlfriend.

Here goes the whiskey…glug glug glug

*hic* Whersh dat *hic* bear at?

*sounds of bear and man in battle*

Allllright *hic* now whars this bish with the bad tooth?

LebbenB

That’s like the guy in Alaska that had to wrestle a polar bear and sleep with an Eskimo woman in order to be accepted by the locals.

Sparks

My money Is on the Eskimo woman still being a virgin. Wrestle with a polar bear first? Now that’s an over protective dad right there.

Twist

I wonder if my brother-in-law knows that he was supposed to wrestle a polar bear before he married his wife.

LebbenB

He must’ve gotten a waiver.

LebbenB

When you put this guy up next to the likes of the Duck of Death, Cheesy, Frankie and Bernie he’s small potatoes.

1700 jumps? He must’ve been counting the times he jumped out of bed. This jackwagon wouldn’t know a retaining band from a slide fastener with thong.

MGySgtRet.

Pink shirt-check
earrings-check
soul patch-check
hipster fedora-check

Oh yeah, he is just screaming retired military/ paratrooper/leg/Sergeant Major/all American badass.

Sparks

MGySgtRet…you said it best Sir.

A Proud Infidel®™

All that, and he’s grinning like he just blew a Brony behind a bus stop!!

MGySgtRet.

You are absolutely correct Proud Infidel, I forgot to add:

Just got popped in the Kiester/blew a Brony behind the bus stop smirk-check

A Proud Infidel®™

Or an “I just took it in the ass from a brony behind the bus stop while getting a reach around and I was blowing another while it happened” grin!
What will we hear next about this glitter-farting sparkle pony swamp donkey tinsel mousefart?

Green Thumb

That is a total Phildo move.

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe Hemenway is a “Phildo wannabe”?

nbcguy54

Did a quick google search and it appears that this guy is already famous…..

http://www.cheaterville.com/?page=cheaters&id=31316

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure there will be more to come, posing is usually just the tip of the scumbag!!

Nicki

Nice chin pubes, scrote breath.

Hondo

Leave it to a member of the fairer sex to put it best. (smile)

UpNorth

Micki’s post reinforces the necessity for a “like” button.

UpNorth

Nicki not Mickie. Damn auto correct.

Bill

His DD 214 shows he didn’t retire from the Army, he wasn’t medically retired due to his seat belt incident either. He was just discharged with a temporary disability. Which can be reviewed by the VA and he could lose his VA disability.

MrBill

If the 214 says “temporary disability” then in all likelihood he was placed on the Temporary Disability Retired List (TDRL). If so, he would have later been re-evaluated and either permanently retired, separated with severance pay, or been found fit to return to duty.

drc

You can find him on AKO if he is retired.

drc

No you are wrong. The VA has nothing to do with TDRL. A service member is put on TDRL and will be reevaluated by the military. The VA has nothing to do with the military retirement system. I was on TDRL for 3 years and the VA was not involved except for concurring with the military rating. When I went on PDRL I went NAS Ft. Worth to a DR and he asked what I wanted to do. Retire or go back into the military. I told him retire. The max pension someone can collect from the military is 75% of base pay.

AdamsSamoa

That is a lot of static line jumps.

Enigma4you

Holy Crap Jonn,

You outed Howie Mandel

ChipNASA

You know…I kept saying to myself….”Hmmmm” and then I said “HMMMM”…..!??!?!?!

b> NAILED IT!!!!!

Doc Savage

That…..shirt……

PeteOldABH

You know, he has more ribbons than I, legitimately. I couldn’t even get a gedunk NDSM and he has 2? Why embellish. Nothing wrong wrong with being a lowly, lowly cook.

PeteOldABH

sorry, 1 wrong not 2

Hondo

Actually, his FOIA reply says he has a 2nd award of the NDSM.

If he was in the USAR or ARNG SELRES between 1990 and 1995, he’d rate one for that period as well as for the current one (2001-present).

Beretverde

Another phony phuck who was, is and always will be a leg.

USMCE8Ret

Herbert Jay “Messkit” Hemenway.

Loser.

LebbenB

Herbert Jay “Ya want fries with that” Hemenway

A Proud Infidel®™

Booger-eating bedwetter!!

rb325th

Dirty nasty Leg! Falling out of a truck does not equal even a single jump out of a military aircraft while in flight. I have somewhere around 58 or so of those, and I do have the injuries to show for it unlike this phony fucking douchebag.
L4, S1,2,3 degenerative joint disease and compressed disk, pinched sciatic nerve, neuropathy, degenerative arthritis Left and Right knees and hips, bilateral patella femoral misalignment(hit so hard my kneecaps are out of track) right shoulder surgically repaired after multiple dislocations, etc…
So go fuck yourself you piece of shit!!
Airborne!

ArmyATC

Airborne my ass. The guy looks like a peter puffer 1sr class. The only static line he jumped was the band on his underwear as he was dropping them for his boyfriend.

Green Thumb

Word.

Sparks

Okay so I’m old. When my son was in high school he and his buddies were always saying “word” this and “word” that. So I asked him what it meant. He rolled his eyes and said, “Dad you just won’t get it, give it up.”

So one day in reply to him I said, “Word”, he almost keeled over. (His friends were in earshot.) He said, “Dad please just don’t say that, you don’t understand and it’s embarrassing me!”.

So I just now went to the “Urban Slang” dictionary and now have full comprehension of the meaning of “Word”. So to all you younger guys out there, posting great comments, “Word”.

To you Green Thumb, “Word Up”. (Damn I hope I go that right.) 😀

ArmyATC

“For some reason, for a shoulder injury, the Times reported that he used a walker

That’s because this drooling sack of monkey spunk is too fucking stupid to place one foot in front of the other without tripping. That fuzz on his chin is proof positive. He tripped over his shoelaces at the zoo and fell into a baboon’s ass.

Chris

I have a good friend of mine who was SF and Airborne practically 25 of his 26 years in the Army, and his jump record was 346, you would have to jump everyday, 3 times a day for 20 yrs to get over 1700 static line jumps. Hell I was Airborne for 8 yrs and only jumped 49 times.

Green Thumb

Actually ne probably has experienced 1700 pumps in the ass.

Stuart Povick

I’m a 20 year Navy vet ….. I’m sitting here with two metal rods in each leg …. metal hip / pelvis and a backbone fused together …. all this after 20 odd broken bones including all four Tib’s and Fib’s being compound …. a month and a half in a coma ….. the usual long rehab and near pain killer addiction ….. Combat ? , A ex-Seal ? , jumped out of perfectly good airplanes ? ….. nah just another sailor who had his Harley run over by a 80 year old lady with Dementia ….. keep up the good work Don 🙂

LebbenB

DUDE!

OAE CPO USN Ret

Check out the FB comments at the top. It appears that his daughter has chimed in as well.

Hell, I’ve jumped from perfectly normal aircraft more than him. 5 static cords and one freefall. But mine were sport jumps, not strap-on-everything-plus-the-kitchen-sink-and-waddle-off-the-back-ramp jumps.

And I was a lot skinnier. If I tried it today I’d need a bigger parachute.

rb325th

Do believe that is his ex wife… I was confused at first as well, but after the 3d or 4thtime reading it I realized it was the Ex wife. Apparently lying about his military service is not is only issue. Who would have thought that huh?

A Proud Infidel®™

Meh, like it’s been said here before and will be again, Stolen Valor is often a side effect of something worse!!

OAE CPO USN Ret

Good catch. Now that I have re-read it a few more times myself, YEP that’s the ex wife.

The ex-wife LoAnn

When the poster is made a correction should be made to his first name, “Hubert ” and no the older Hubert that you might also see is his father. That is only if you do a search on the net.Jay is a Jr. If you are in the Salem area who knows what bar he might be at playing Poker or playing Pool, and yes unfortunately I was stupid at one time and married him,but I fixed that when he continued to cheat and lie even with his hand on his bible. That picture is of him marrying the adulterous girlfriend.

tim

This fucker lives in my town…smh

A Proud Infidel®™

It looks like another Wanted Poster is needed for THIS POS loser!! Whadda y’all think?!

Green Thumb

I agree.

This man is a true gargler of balls.

Sparks

Green Thumb, “Word”.

A Proud Infidel®

And a BOOGER-EATING BEDWETTER to boot!!

Sparks

Proud…Word Up.

(I’m on the loose now folks. I’ve learned a new term!)

static-line

He claims to have been in the 507th, eh? Well so was I – In JUMP SCHOOL (1-507th is the training unit at the jump school, and I was in D Co. when going through the course)…

http://www.benning.army.mil/infantry/rtb/1-507th/airborne/

Excerpt:

“1st Battalion, 507th Parachute Infantry Regiment trains Paratroopers in order to provide the Department of Defense with Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines to conduct airborne operations anywhere DOD-wide, forge the Paratrooper spirit in the junior leadership of the DOD and to provide a world-class quality of life for our Soldiers, Civilians, and Army Families.”

ArmyATC

This scrotum faced fuckwad still has all the phony claims up on his Facebook page. Might it be time for a wanted poster? And if one is made, maybe include, after the usual outlining of his lies, that this cock breath monkey sucker has a really bad fashion sense. The only reason for that stupid looking hat is to cover the point on top of his head.

LebbenB

1796 jumps in 16 years. That’s 112 jumps a year. That’s 9 jumps a month. BULLSHIT! The most jumps I had in one month was three – An N/MT with the unit jumping into a field exercise, and a couple of SPJPs with new guys that I got in.

9 jumps a month my fuzzy ass. How’d he find time to flip burgers in the DFAC?

Green Thumb

Dude looks like that guy who is always hanging around the Men’s facilities at a public park near you.

Keep your pants up, folks.

A Proud Infidel®

Yeah, he looks like a “toe-tapper”.

Sparks

“You know, rest areas are homosexual hangouts.” “Uhm?” “Highway rest areas. They’re the bathhouses of the ’90s for many, many, many gay men.”

Anybody remember the movie? I bet Herbert Jay Hemenway does because he hangs out at them.

LOANN Brandenberger

I just wanted to say I am so angry right now As this piece of shit is wasting more time of the V.A.’s resources and doctors time that could be used your the true Veterans. Mr Hemenway is supposed to have surgery again for a torn Rotator cuff and back surgery in Aug.. He claims to not be able to work and has a 75% rating through the VA. we had a child support hearing this morning because I am still trying to get my child support and stuff of support from him and he tells me Jimmy craped corn and he does not give a fuck when I asked for his help to pay for our daughters psychologist that she is now seeing. what makes me so angry is I have tried to tell the VA that he is a fake. I was going through some boxes and sound his workers comp cases paperwork from before he was ever activated March of 2003 and he is making the VA pay for all this. He says he has not received a cost of living raise since 2010 and that he gets $1409. a month VA benefits. I am curious have any other veterans out there received a cost of living raised since 2010?I am NOT done with this I will make sure that the VA comes around and finally realizes not this man if you can call him that is not a true Veteran. He did not even know how old our two children were, goes to show how much he thinks about them. Our son is 11 and our daughter is 15. if there is anyone out there that can help me please contact me or give me some advice please

Green Thumb

This man is a shitbag.

Maybe contact VA OIG? With all of the media attention lately maybe something could be done?

Anyone?

Green Thumb

Also, what state is this shitbag in?

The ex wife LoAnn Brandenberger

I know it has been a while since he was posted but I ran across some of his paperwork. He had wrote a letter to some of his commanding officers more or less begging to be approved for Mobilization and deployment with his unit the 1249th Engineers national guard unit. He attached a DD form 3349 and NGR 40-501 saying he had been medically cleared. (His unit knew how accident prone he was). On this form it asks about any medical or dental problems and he marked “No” it asks about medical or dental problems or if he has been treated since his last examhis answers “Yes”. The big question was, “Are you currently or have you in the past received a VA disability, WORKMEN’S COMPENSATION or other types of compensation for health or physical reasons”. As you noticed I put the Workers Compensation because he marked it “No”. He did in fact file a couple of different W.C. claims and received monies for them before the mobilization and deployment of 2003. He then signed the forms that he was certifying that the information is true and correct and he further understood that false statements made on this form would be cause for reassignment, discharge or other disciplinary actions. He also lied about graduating High School. So what else has he lied about?? I do know he likes to wave his Disabled Veteran card around to get major discounts for things like tires and free food and whatever else he wants. He embarrassed me several times towards the end of our marriage by telling lies about serving in Iraq and that he was injured there. He told this one time in 2005 when we needed tires and the very nice lady gave him a nice discount plus it was near Thanksgiving and she had everyone from the tire store chip in for a Hugh Thanksgiving meal. I had not been in the tire shop when he told his story or I would have spoke up. I found out when we were leaving the tire store and the lady said to… Read more »

Green Thumb

This man is a shitbag and what appears to be, a “slip and fall” man.

Loser.

Green Thumb

Where is this turd now?

CLAW131

GT, I think he is still in Salem,OR.

ArmyATC

The shitbag still has the Airborne stuff on his Facebook page.

CLAW131

ATC,Yes,it is. And did you read his entry for this past Veterans Day where his plan was to hit every restaurant in town for a free meal. He listed them like he had a checklist to work off of. What a lousy excuse for a human being.

ArmyATC

I saw that. What a disgusting pig he is.

rb325th

Like to take him out to the towers for a day… only he doesn’t get to be connected to the cable.

Eden

Good ol’ Hubert Jay Hemenway is still sporting the U.S. Army Airborne School lie on his Facebook page, nearly a year after he was outed. He posted just 16 hours ago, so it’s still an active page. Maybe it’s time for some more Google love for him. . .

https://www.facebook.com/jay.hemenway.96