John Michael “Corey” Miller; pot smoking activist/phony wounded warrior

| February 27, 2014

Corey Miller
Someone brought this fellow to our attention. His name is John Michael Miller, but he goes by the nickname “Corey” for some reason. Living in Tucson, he claims that he was a lieutenant in the Army and he was wounded in a IED blast in Afghanistan, so he needs medical marijuana to deal with the pain. He’s an advocate for medical marijuana and appears in the activist media, which, of course, doesn’t check his creds because he says what they want to hear;

Corey Miller Blog Talk radio Dr CJ

Corey Miller Toke of the town

Corey Miller Tucson Now

We check creds here, so here is his DD214;

Corey Miller dd214

Corey Miller dd214 1

He was a senior private E-4, not a lieutenant, there are no service medals for either Iraq or Afghanistan, there’s no Purple Heart for his injuries and in block 12f, there’s no foreign service, so he’s just full of shit. So, all of that shit you’re doing out there, John or Corey, or whoever you are, just stop.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Toasty Coastie

Transdimensional Space Goat is so dumb he stared at a box of juice because it said “Concentrate.”

clamsgotlegs

And so it begins. See his FB comments above.

BTW: He looks like Skinner from Ratatouille. Just sayin’

clamsgotlegs

See his FB comments above. By his own admission he’s getting VA benefits for his “Service Connected Disability”.

Ruh roh!

Pineywoods NCO

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I have serious issues as a former admin NCO who collected every unit copy of the DD214 that came our way saying that the “NOT COMPLETED FIRST TERM OF SERVICE” was in relation to the 8 year service obligation. I never saw that apply to the 8 years, but rather whatever amount of time was applied to the first term of active service, so again, to Hulkamanic, I call BS to that.

49

The E-4 mafia as they are being referred to, I agree entirely with you are unwanted. They bcome the bunch of disrespectful, unappreciative butthurt bozos. Every time one tried to form, myself and other NCOs immediately brought it to a halt. They were the reason we had to sit down long and hard with new soldiers of any rank below us and reinforce the standards and discipline. We made it clear, if you become part of the E-4 mafia, they won’t like how we as NCOs and above will promptly squash it and bring things back to standard. We didn’t put up with any mafia; we smashed it. You become mafia, you get put in a special group…and Green Thumb, you said it best:

Turds.

Twist

I was in the E-4 “mafia”, but not in the meaning that others on here have stated. We were the ones working our asses off to get to the board, took the new guys under our wings, helped them get their gear squared away, explained our NCO’s leadership styles, etc. We never called ourselves the “mafia”, gut we were the more experienced junior enlisted trying to help out our team and leaders.

Pineywoods NCO

55

That’s not a “mafia,” that’s a good team of soldiers looking for each other and learning to become the best.

Just An Old Dog

Just another shitbag stoner trying to justify him laying on his ass hitting a spliff all day.

Sparks

Seen this guy before…what a loser!

Just wanted to let you folks know I am home and okay. Since I have to spell check and retype everything 4 times I will just lurk around tonight and catch up. Tomorrow I will let you all know how it went. Thanks for all of your prayers and well wishes. They were needed and used. I see I have a lot to catch up on!

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

Good to have you back Sparks, was beginning to get worried that you were see another Blog on the side.

Amy Travaglini

@ EGGS Same guy. Used to be my next door neighbor.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/j-corey-miller/28/4a8/b0a

HS Sophomore

@59-Oh, there you are Sparks. Good to have you back.

HS Sophomore

Dude’s a meat gazer. I’m telling you. He’s got the Crochrot glint in his eye.

Twist

Sparks, welcome back

MrBill

Sparks! Good to have you back!

Amy Travaglini

@ 2/17 Air Cav “He looks queer, too” LMFAO! Ya think??

Amy Travaglini

FYI-PrivateFirstClassLieutenantCaptain John Michael “Corey” Miller has reportedly packed his shit bag o’ lies and relocated to the Denver, Colorado area. In his haste to peel out of Tucson, AZ he left behind 2 blue berets…one with a silver bar attached, one with 2 gold bars. I have both of these berets in my possession but am uncertain what to do with them. All I know for sure is that “DunderDude” ain’t getting them back. What is the proper way for me to dispose of these tainted items? Anybody know?

Mustang2LT

PEDNDEJO!

Voice Two

Corey,get a life you pothead loser!

3/17 air cav

Sparks has been laying low, just so he can have his own open thread on the weekend. (Smile)

Pineywoods NCO

Ok, Corey, I have some questions for you today.

This is all on your Linkedin profile:

Security Assurance of Information systems
United States Department of Defense
June 2005 – June 2010 (5 years 1 month)
Experience Military Intelligence
Served as the, Information Assurance Security Officer (IASO). Supervised five (5) FTEs and managed the information Assurance Program, reducing network vulnerabilities by 90%.
Responsible for Active Directory, Virtual local Area Network Management Policy Server and Systems Management server in order to provide users with the necessary accounts and services for the domain.
Enabled over 2000 customers to communicate on Secure Internet Protocol Router (SIPR) and Non-Secure Internet Protocol Router (NIPR) and the Defense Switch Network, while providing customer user help.
Responsible for 1500+ Riffles and integrated a system to keep track of equipment and its proper maintenance.

ARMORER ORIENTATION COURSE
DPTMS – Fort Bliss, TX
March 2008 – Present

Here are my questions:

1) You claim to be an IASO. Prove it. Show us your certifications. So you were doing a 25B job. There were no 25Bs available?? I call bullshit to that.

2) You supported 2000 subscribers? What unit were you supporting? Again, please provide proof requested. Do you know what the difference in use is between a red cable versus a green cable versus a blue cable? If you do, post the answer please.

3) You handled how many rifles? 1500+? Again, unit please. Again, certifications please. Describe some of these rifles please. Also describe for me how you implemented a system of tracking equipment and maintenance needs. That is standard SOP responsibility for being a Unit Armorer. Again, I call bullshit…that means there was no 92As in the unit either.

Please post proof requested. Certifications up here and I will gladly stand down. Something however tells me I won’t have to.

Pineywoods NCO
“Banishing the demons of stupidity from Texas”

Pineywoods NCO

John Michael Miller aka Corey Miller aka fake lying sack of shit…’

Still waiting for the proof I asked for. I think you are full of shit.

Not going to stand down unless you can show me the proof that your claims are real.

Proof may in the be the pudding, but you are certainly lost in the sauce of stupidity.

Ex-PH2

About the E-4 mafia, is that similar to someone in the Navy who makes PO3 (E-4) and suddenly starts riding his crow on everyone in sight?

They also find a way to vanish when real work has to be done, they’re the first out the door at the end of day/week, always try to find some way to get out of duty sections that fall on holidays, and if they don’t pass their next set of written tests, it’s someone else’s fault, e.g., the people who did pass and got promoted while they didn’t.

Ex-PH2

Can somebody please wipe that snot of that sstoner’s upper lip? That’s so gross, it would offend a drunken wino.

Green Thumb

@72.

I do not think that is snot.

It does begin with an “S”; but not snot.

351BG

Welcome back,Sparks.

jonp

Is a riffle like a ruffle but past tense?

A Proud Infidel

In his pic, he’s a’smilin’ like he’s about to puff on a Peter!

Green Thumb

@76.

Or he is being penetrated by a Peter.

Puff, puff, give!

FMR PAO

I don’t know, when I became a 2LT, I think pretty much any of my senior NCOs would tell you there ain’t no difference between an E4 and a 2LT other than the E4 has bee promoted three times.

SJ

Maybe we can have a Sparks open thread? Sounds like there are some stories. Welcome back bubba.

Jacobite

@ Ex-PH2 in 71,

I believe that is Piney and Jonn’s definition of the ‘E4 mafia’, yes.

Twist and mine’s experience used the same moniker to describe something 180 degrees different. It all depends on what your experiences exposed you to I guess.

2/16

I’m guessing this guy wasn’t a mental giant before the goofy grass got ahold of him.

Green Thumb

This maggot needs a hearty handshake and warm bowl of soup.