Douglas D. Martin; homely Romeo, valor thief
AverageNCO sends us a link to the story of Douglas D. Martin in Fort Wayne, Indiana, who is being called “an online Romeo of sorts”. yeah, someone with that mug would have to be an online Romeo. But, apparently, he was successful;
He’s conned his way into the hearts of women – and subsequently, their bank accounts – and has even conned his way out of a jail cell.
But now a 63-year-old man who has passed himself off as many things he is not – an Army parachutist, a helicopter pilot, a decorated Navy officer, a multidisciplinary surgeon and even as a sickly inmate on his deathbed – is looking at new prison time.
I can’t believe that women are still falling for these goofballs.
Category: Phony soldiers
Dirtball.
Well, given enough time, that last claim may come to fruition.
Jeezus! Don’t post pics like that before I’ve had my coffee! Looks like he had a fire on his face and someone beat it out with a bag full of nickles.
Goodness Gracious…these scumbugs just continue to come out of the woordwork like roaches…
“But he luvvvd meee…”
Oh, denial, denial, denial. Well, at least this one gets jail time. 🙂
What Hack said….
Basic numbers mean a lot of older women will fall for anything a human with a penis will say…we might be born in roughly the same numbers but we sure as hell don’t stay that way…by the time we reach our 50s there’s an extra 300,000 women floating around,at 60 there’s an extra 500,000…that’s a lot of lonely old ladies who will believe a turd just to have a man in their lives…
Not sure what that says about us as a society, but it is interesting.
There are things worse than being lonely. This would be one of those things.
Looks like he got beaten with the ugly stick – nay, the entire ugly forest.
A word of warning to all you lonely women out there, “Trust, but verify.”
Unless you’re a libtard lonely woman. Then by all means, don’t listen to me, allow yourself to get scammed. “A conservative is a libtard who’s been bitch slapped (mugged) by reality.”
What OWB said in #7.
I’d rather be lonely.
But I have Mikey, so I’ll never be lonely.
OWB: looking at that photo above I agree completely. I ain’t got much room to talk – but that guy is just plain butt-ugly as well as being a low-life LSoS. (smile)
Old old, scuzzy looking turd.
My guess is that this clown recycles cans for a living.
@7 – agreed.
Yet another example of why we need Bullshit Detector classes in schools.
I deal with people who fall for scams almost every day and it still amazes me how many people out there are that naive.
Free Tip… do NOT buy an english bulldog or yorkie puppy (or any other breed) online, sight unseen, from an unknown source that say they will ship it to you. Duh!
Fellows,
If you think this Martin guy is some-what ugly, you should see what some of our members look like in the KWVA, and half of them are officers, or what you might know them as being, National Directors, and I might add that we MIGHT ALSO HAVE A FEW of them being PHONYS also, and for what it’s worth, I really don’t give a good shit who knows it. There’s phonys in ever Organization all over the world, but I’d have to say we have more then our share in the KWVA. Think there should be an open season on them, Shoot on sight.
Sam Naomi: perhaps I misread you initially, amigo. Above, it certainly sounds like both your head and heart are in the right place.
We can’t reform an organization, but given time and facts on occasion the folks here can sometimes help open the blinds and let in some sunshine.
Just ask Ken Crocheron or Chelle Lynn Anderson-Tesla how that worked out for them.
Hondo
Right now I am only interested in one thing, and that is, are we or are’nt we going to clear thid Jim Ferris matter up. I’ve seen , read, and heard about all I wish to hear about Jim Ferris, and I don’t mind tell you and everyone eles that at one time I think I would have faught the best of anyone that said anything bad about Jim Ferris, but like everything eles, something or someone goes bad and brings shame to guys that gave it their all, and some that never made it home, and have to be confronted with a problem such as we’re having now in the KWVA is enough to say, “THE HELL WITH ALL”, “JUST SHUT THE DOORS AND PUT THE CAT OUT”. End of story
Sam
As someone who grew up in and enlisted out of Fort Wayne…I’m not surprised by this guy’s antics…that town is full of sleazeballs of all types.
He looks like the dopey gangster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Sam Naomi: sir, your heart and head are indeed in the right place. If I ever get to Iowa (I don’t travel to that part of the country often), I’ll make it a point to look you up. If you’re a drinking man, first round is on me.
Hondo,
You just come ahead, but out here (company) never pays for the first round, fact is, I don’t think people around here allow our guest to pay ay all. But there’s alot more then just booze.right now it’s getting to be cook out time, and those black Angus T-Bone steaks are the best you’ll ever taste, we do our own butchering out here, our cooking over a Hickory fire-place, and when you leave you can bank on one thing, you’ll never leave hungry, and don’t for get to bring the family, out here there’s nothing better then good family getting together.
Sam