Breaking up the Marine Week with a Coastie
Who was complaining earlier that there were no Coast Guard imposters? Ask and you shall receive. Andrew dropped this off on our Facebook fan page earlier from Military.com;
According to investigators, Bowe represented himself as an active member of the U.S. Coast Guard and opened a bank account at a local bank March 6. He also used personal identification information of another person in an attempt to obtain a new vehicle on credit from a local car dealership, police reported.
Police believe Bowe has utilized the same or similar scheme at other area businesses, representing himself as an active Coast Guard member.
Bowe is not affiliated with the U.S. Coast Guard or any other branch of the military, authorities said. Agents with the U.S. Coast Guard Criminal Investigative Services are assisting with the ongoing investigation.
So, see there ya go, Coast Guard fans, but according to his booking info, he was charged with auto theft;
I probably would have been able to post this earlier if I actually had the ability to read our fan page these days with that stupid-ass Timeline bullshit.
Category: Phony soldiers
What a shame. The Marine Corps gets guys with 3 Purple Hearts, Silver Stars, PTSD, Tridents, 32 year Gunnys, and all the Coasties get is some cross eyed dipshit that can’t even manage to steal a car?
kinda leaves me all teary eyed.
Jonn,
When you master time line I need a class.
Sent an entire day destroying my perfectly entered DTS travel.
Because I shifted it one day to the left.
It started self duplicating.
Could not turn it of.
all the Coasties get is some cross eyed dipshit that can’t even manage to steal a car? Absooooulfrahkinglootley *priceless*! YO, Guardians! Yer ship has set sail or fast boat….How about helo? Hahaha…
I know…lets draw the interest of the “chick’s in charge”….Region 8. Hi ya, R.A. Landry!
They realized he wasn’t a Costie because he is well under 6 feet tall.
Uh Ray? What is a “Costie”? *giggle snort*
It’s a short Coastie… Tppppppthhh
Sweet, that’s two for me now… 🙂
keep searching the interwebs; surely we can find a Public Health Service or NOAA poser out there…
Did he at least pose as a Rescue Swimmer?
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This guy is a meat gazer but at least he is original for going with the USCG pose…
WOW! Now EVERY branch has representative in the tournament!?
We still need a foreign national(if you want the NATO theme).
Wtf a puddle pirate.
damn he is aiming high..
I am rolling on the floor from laughing.Whata dipshit.
Oh my gawd!! This is so fcking hilarios! I love this site, I cannot believe some of these idiots!!
Hey Shipmates, love the site but I’m disappointed you guys didn’t have my “hero” listed here, CWO Tom Barnhart. Oh, you think Coasties can’t get a good faker??? Check this fuckstick out. I actually knew this clown, I’m sad to say….
http://blog.usnavyseals.com/2010/01/fake-seal-thomas-barnhart-pleads-guilty.html
Um, MK75Gunner – perhaps you missed this?
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=18481
And this?
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=16541
Yeah we have Barnhart.
Thanks, I sure did miss that. I started at the bottom of the list. Hahaha, man that brings back memories. The stories that guy would tell. I swear, he should have been a hollywood screenwriter.
MK75Gunner: that’s what gets me about some of these tools like Barnhart. If they’d put the same amount of effort into honest work as they did into their fake personae, they’d probably have been able to retire permanently at age 50 or so.
Hondo: And the sad thing is he was actually a Vietnam vet. He was on one of the LST’s asigned to the riverine squadron, USS Washoe County. I mean, what the fuck, you’re a Nam vet, your ship saw action. Why the crazy stories?
http://www.navsource.org/archives/10/16/161165.htm
Oh snap, a fake coastie and in my town.
@4 LMAO till coffee came out my nose!
Oh yea I forgot about Coast Guard/SEAL Thomas Barnhart! What an ass hat he is.