Saturday Feel Good Stories
Police: Roanoke Co. homeowner shoots 27-year-old trying to rob his home
by Elizabeth Tyree
ROANOKE Co., Va. (WSET) — Roanoke County Police said a man tried to rob a home in Roanoke County but was instead shot dead.Police said officers were called to the report of a shooting in the 6000 block of Carefree Lane around 8:55 p.m. Sunday, February 24.
When they got there, they found that a man had been shot and was pronounced dead at the scene by Roanoke County Fire and Rescue.
After investigating, police said Frankie E. Cordova, 27, of Roanoke, tried to rob the home.
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Read the rest here: WSET.com
Caught on Camera: Homeowner shoots at suspect
By: WKRG Staff
MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office has taken to Facebook to warn criminals that homeowners are fighting back.News 5 spoke with the homeowner. While she wished to remain anonymous, she spoke to our cameras. She said, “It was just fight or flight. You get up, and you don’t know what you’re going to do until you’re in that situation. You can play it in your head however many times you want to, but until you’re put in that situation, you don’t really know what you’re going to do.”
A highly-edited video Team Sheriff posted on Facebook Tuesday shows two people driving up to a mobile home. A man gets out and tries to enter. The video then cuts to the man attempting to quickly get back in the car and flees just in time before the homeowner enters the frame to fire his gun.
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The article and video my be viewed here: WKRG.com
Early morning robbery leaves one man shot on Floyd Street
By: DeAngelo Vaxter
Jackson Police are investigating a shooting from earlier this morning.Officers responded to a residence in the 400 block of Floyd Street.
A male visited the homeowner and attempted to rob him.
The incident resulted in a struggle and the firearm discharged striking the suspect before he fled the scene.
The 23-year-old suspect was located a few blocks away and taken into custody.
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The rest of the article may be viewed here: WJTV.com
OK Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, today’s totals are 1 / 1 / 2, with one who has passed, one reconsidering his career path, and two in the wind with bad intent. Sooner or later they’ll be back to grace this page, perhaps as morts. One can hope after all.
Bonus Saturday Story
Ouch: Man Shoots Himself Below The Belt
Unlicensed Indiana accident victim could face criminal charges
MARCH 1–An Indiana man who yesterday accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum does not have a handgun license and could face criminal prosecution, police say.
According to cops, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, suffered an “accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury” while walking early Thursday morning in Marion, Indiana (where Jones resides).During an interview in the emergency room of Marion General Hospital, Jones said that he was carrying a Hi-Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the weapon “began to slip.”
Jones said that when he “reached down to adjust” the gun–which was not in a holster–the firearm discharged. “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,” police reported.
Since Jones does not possess a state handgun license, investigators will forward the case to the Grant County Prosecuting Attorney for a determination on whether Jones will face any criminal charges.
Jones, a Marion native, has two felony convictions for narcotics dealing.
What a dick. Today’s score plus bonus point of 0 / 1 / 0 now stands at 1 / 2 / 2.
Article here: The Smoking Gun
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More photos please …
Gotta love a lady carrying a pair of 45s
There was a post? Got distracted.
1/2/2 is still a full house of dumbassery, counting you got ol’ numbnuts that almost became no nuts. Not too bad of a day at the window.
Nice gun(s).
All I see is a nice trigger finger…
😉
“ball ammo” ….
He is doing it wrong.
I knew there would be a post that needs a friggin’ spew alert on this post today…
So I didn’t drink any coffee while reading it…
Good thing too…
Another Darwin award with the clown with the bullet balls.
He won’t be reproducing anytime soon…
I feel good—like I knew I would—-I feel nice—-like sugar and spice—-So good–so good, oops, sorry, kinda went off course here, dad blamed old tune ran through my head. Has anyone seen any feel good stories posted yet, I’ve been slightly distracted.
Git on the scene
Like a Sex Machine!
The Whiz Wheel™® spins and awards the Hoosier Hose Shooter (who apparently suffered a BLOND* moment) a score of 35×6= 210.
* Bernathian Level Of Numbnuts Dumbassery
They be numb now….if they are there at all.
DARWIN AKHBAR!!!
“She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high” ~ Bob Seger, Night Moves
Justice served is a beautiful thing.
“And I sat me down next to a tender young maiden, with eyes as dark as her hair…”
-Kristofferson, Silver Tongued Devil
“ouch” just does not seem to be sufficient in this case….
Ok, I found them, 1/2/2, not too good pay out. Roanoke, range time put to good use. Mobile, fired once, wonder if he even hit the fleeing auto, more long distance range time needs to be scheduled. Jackson, does not say who brought gun to fist fight, if it was homeowner, needs to practice weapons safety, shoot before dumbass touches you. Indiana, if he doesn’t have children, hopefully he did a good job making sure he doesn’t in the future, or if you had a sex change in mind, need better accuracy as to hitting that tiny thing that bothers you as seems that operation after shooting it did not require it’s removal. Oh well there is always next time, am sure when you get out you can get a bigger gun from some dealer on the street. Now if you don’t mind I need to go back to my research here and determine if that is a evil hateful smirk or a playful smirk. Cool and light dusting of snow overnight here last night, back pack for small winnings today.
“News 5 spoke with the homeowner. While she wished to remain anonymous, she spoke to our cameras”
“flees just in time before the homeowner enters the frame to fire his gun”
she/his? The gender thing needs to be covered in the style books for reporters. Don’t just assume, ask! It’s ok to ask now that there are so many and you are likely to be wrong in your assumption.
Hey, how YOU doin?
Michelle Viscusi, she just reproduced…
Lucky dude there !!!
I mean LUCKY !!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/MichelleViscusi/
Size queen. She like the long slide. 😭