Saturday Feel Good Stories

| March 2, 2019

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Police: Roanoke Co. homeowner shoots 27-year-old trying to rob his home

by Elizabeth Tyree
ROANOKE Co., Va. (WSET) — Roanoke County Police said a man tried to rob a home in Roanoke County but was instead shot dead.

Police said officers were called to the report of a shooting in the 6000 block of Carefree Lane around 8:55 p.m. Sunday, February 24.

When they got there, they found that a man had been shot and was pronounced dead at the scene by Roanoke County Fire and Rescue.

After investigating, police said Frankie E. Cordova, 27, of Roanoke, tried to rob the home.

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Read the rest here: WSET.com

Caught on Camera: Homeowner shoots at suspect

By: WKRG Staff
MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — The Mobile County Sheriff’s Office has taken to Facebook to warn criminals that homeowners are fighting back.

News 5 spoke with the homeowner. While she wished to remain anonymous, she spoke to our cameras. She said, “It was just fight or flight. You get up, and you don’t know what you’re going to do until you’re in that situation. You can play it in your head however many times you want to, but until you’re put in that situation, you don’t really know what you’re going to do.”

A highly-edited video Team Sheriff posted on Facebook Tuesday shows two people driving up to a mobile home. A man gets out and tries to enter. The video then cuts to the man attempting to quickly get back in the car and flees just in time before the homeowner enters the frame to fire his gun.

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The article and video my be viewed here: WKRG.com

Early morning robbery leaves one man shot on Floyd Street

By: DeAngelo Vaxter
Jackson Police are investigating a shooting from earlier this morning.

Officers responded to a residence in the 400 block of Floyd Street.

A male visited the homeowner and attempted to rob him.

The incident resulted in a struggle and the firearm discharged striking the suspect before he fled the scene.

The 23-year-old suspect was located a few blocks away and taken into custody.

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The rest of the article may be viewed here: WJTV.com

OK Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, today’s totals are 1 / 1 / 2, with one who has passed, one reconsidering his career path, and two in the wind with bad intent. Sooner or later they’ll be back to grace this page, perhaps as morts. One can hope after all.

Bonus Saturday Story

Ouch: Man Shoots Himself Below The Belt
Unlicensed Indiana accident victim could face criminal charges

MARCH 1–An Indiana man who yesterday accidentally shot himself in the penis and scrotum does not have a handgun license and could face criminal prosecution, police say.
According to cops, Mark Anthony Jones, 46, suffered an “accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury” while walking early Thursday morning in Marion, Indiana (where Jones resides).

During an interview in the emergency room of Marion General Hospital, Jones said that he was carrying a Hi-Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the weapon “began to slip.”

Jones said that when he “reached down to adjust” the gun–which was not in a holster–the firearm discharged. “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,” police reported.

Since Jones does not possess a state handgun license, investigators will forward the case to the Grant County Prosecuting Attorney for a determination on whether Jones will face any criminal charges.

Jones, a Marion native, has two felony convictions for narcotics dealing.

What a dick. Today’s score plus bonus point of 0 / 1 / 0 now stands at 1 / 2 / 2.

Article here: The Smoking Gun

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MCPO NYC USN Ret.

What is this post about?

More photos please …

11B-Mailclerk

Gotta love a lady carrying a pair of 45s

5th/77th FA

There was a post? Got distracted.

1/2/2 is still a full house of dumbassery, counting you got ol’ numbnuts that almost became no nuts. Not too bad of a day at the window.

NHSparky

Nice gun(s).

HMCS(FMF) ret

All I see is a nice trigger finger…

😉

Hondo

What a dick. . . .

Regardigng the felon in possession who shot himself in IN, maybe that’s not true anymore . . . . (smile)

11B-Mailclerk

“ball ammo” ….

He is doing it wrong.

Thunderstixx

I knew there would be a post that needs a friggin’ spew alert on this post today…
So I didn’t drink any coffee while reading it…
Good thing too…
Another Darwin award with the clown with the bullet balls.
He won’t be reproducing anytime soon…

Outcast

I feel good—like I knew I would—-I feel nice—-like sugar and spice—-So good–so good, oops, sorry, kinda went off course here, dad blamed old tune ran through my head. Has anyone seen any feel good stories posted yet, I’ve been slightly distracted.

Tallywhagger

Git on the scene
Like a Sex Machine!

Claw

The Whiz Wheel™® spins and awards the Hoosier Hose Shooter (who apparently suffered a BLOND* moment) a score of 35×6= 210.

* Bernathian Level Of Numbnuts Dumbassery

Doc Savage

They be numb now….if they are there at all.

A Proud Infidel®™

DARWIN AKHBAR!!!

Comm Center Rat

“She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high” ~ Bob Seger, Night Moves

Justice served is a beautiful thing.

GDContractor

“And I sat me down next to a tender young maiden, with eyes as dark as her hair…”
-Kristofferson, Silver Tongued Devil

Doc Savage

“ouch” just does not seem to be sufficient in this case….

Outcast

Ok, I found them, 1/2/2, not too good pay out. Roanoke, range time put to good use. Mobile, fired once, wonder if he even hit the fleeing auto, more long distance range time needs to be scheduled. Jackson, does not say who brought gun to fist fight, if it was homeowner, needs to practice weapons safety, shoot before dumbass touches you. Indiana, if he doesn’t have children, hopefully he did a good job making sure he doesn’t in the future, or if you had a sex change in mind, need better accuracy as to hitting that tiny thing that bothers you as seems that operation after shooting it did not require it’s removal. Oh well there is always next time, am sure when you get out you can get a bigger gun from some dealer on the street. Now if you don’t mind I need to go back to my research here and determine if that is a evil hateful smirk or a playful smirk. Cool and light dusting of snow overnight here last night, back pack for small winnings today.

26Limabeans

“News 5 spoke with the homeowner. While she wished to remain anonymous, she spoke to our cameras”

“flees just in time before the homeowner enters the frame to fire his gun”

she/his? The gender thing needs to be covered in the style books for reporters. Don’t just assume, ask! It’s ok to ask now that there are so many and you are likely to be wrong in your assumption.

MSG Eric

Hey, how YOU doin?

Thunderstixx

Michelle Viscusi, she just reproduced…
Lucky dude there !!!
I mean LUCKY !!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/MichelleViscusi/

FatCircles0311

Size queen. She like the long slide. 😭