Vigilante group ‘Oath Keepers’ arrested in Mexico Beach following Hurricane Michael

| October 21, 2018

We have busted so many people who claim to be members of  “The Oath Keepers” I have lost count.

A group of armed militia members identifying themselves with “The Oath Keepers” was arrested Thursday night for allegedly violating Bay County’s mandatory curfew put in place after Hurricane Michael, according to official reports.

Anthony Cusumano, 34, and Tammy Joan Crandield, 48, were charged with misdemeanor curfew violation while Thomas Hubert Terry, 34; Brian Charles Calkins, 31; and Charles Randall Moye, 44, were charged with violating the Bay County curfew and open carry of a firearm — both misdemeanors.

According to Bay County Sheriff’s Office reports, the group was driving around in Mexico Beach after the sundown curfew in a white Ford Crown Victoria and a maroon Nissan Frontier, patrolling the area. The Ford was dressed to look like a patrol cruiser and every member was wearing tactical clothing, including one vest that stated “tactical officer.”

When officers spoke with the group, they allegedly identified themselves as members of The Oath Keepers, a militia group that describes itself as non-partisan association of current and formerly serving military, police, and first responders, who pledge to fulfill the oath all military and police take to “defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic,” according to the website. The description further states the group’s allegiance is to the constitution, and they “will not obey” unconstitutional orders such as orders to disarm.

What should have been a great organization to support, quickly turned into a farce.  What I do not need during any crisis is a group of Cheese Eating One Eyed Fat Men patrolling my street.  I am surprised they didn’t try another “Shithouse Siege”.  I have popcorn just sitting here…un-popped.

Source: Vigilante group ‘Oath Keepers’ arrested in Mexico Beach following Hurricane Michael

Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Oath Keepers, Phony soldiers, Phony Vet Charities, Protests/Rallies, Valor Vultures

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SGT Fon

he looks like he could be the new Pirate King for the DRC….

Hack Stone

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’s a scurvy butt pirate, MATEY!

Ex-PH2

Calling “FAKE!!!” on the eye patch. If it were real, shouldn’t it be seated over the entire eye socket, instead of kind of hanging off the corner?

Look closer. It’s another stale baloney sandwich.

The Other Whitey

Well, Halloween is coming up. It was probably cheap at Party City…

rgr769

It is positioned so that he can see around the inside edge of it.

Reverend Pointy Head

So wait, does Anthony Cusumano not have a middle name or being this is Florida he’s the only one without two first names?
To anyone from Florida: I’m not picking on you (you’re probably pretty awesome) but you have to admit that your state produces headlines that even the Weekly World News wants fact checked.

The Al

There’s a reason I make jokes about the world’s worst superhero, Floridaman.

Doc (FMF)

That’s because 75% of those who live here came from somewhere north, or a turd world country.

The Other Whitey

I was wondering about that. Is anyone actually born in Florida anymore? I’ve heard that there actually is such a thing as a Florida accent, but you have to go to south Georgia to hear it.

26Limabeans

My oath of enlistment remains intact.
I just keep it to myself and don’t wear it on my sleeve like some bling shot retard.

Jay

Bingo. If this country needs me: 1) ill be ready and B) it knows where to find me.

Ex-PH2

The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree at all, y’know.

AnotherPat

LIKE what you wrote, Ex.

“Rotten.”

👍👏😉

It is obvious that Cusumano has serious mental issues wanting to be in charge, a First Responder, perhaps a “hero”.

So sad.

rgr769

It is notable that his mugshots show him with both eyes. Since he is a convicted felon and can’t possess firearms, maybe he shot his eye out with a BB gun.

streetsweeper

I remember Lilyea & Rhodes verbally mixing it up a few times. Glad I’ve never cared to associate myself with those guys.

Green Thumb

These dudes are a clown show.

I saw one in the airport the other day. Clown was decked out in military gear and rocking his tab.

I was behind him in line at a Starbucks (only place in the airport to get coffee on the layover) and he was ordering some fruity latte or some shit. Took the barista about four minutes to make. Tough dude indeed.

I ordered mine black.

Real men drink it black.

What an assclown.

26Limabeans

“fruity latte or some shit”

Was at a frat party with my GF when a guy introduces himself to her while pointing to his pin. “I’m graduating Summa Cum Laude”.
GF looks him up and down responding “well, laude cum daudie” and walks away.

The Other Whitey

I first heard of Oath Keepers about 8-10 years ago, can’t remember exactly when, when they left some pamphlets at the station I was working at. I admit, at first glance it sounded like a good idea, but I was hesitant to jump into it. The more I found out about them, the more I was glad that I didn’t take their propaganda at face value. Just a bunch of posers playing army.

11B-Mailclerk

The concept of “an organization dedicated to reminding service people of their oaths, and duty to uphold them” seems quite reasonable and useful, and frankly a good idea when we occasionally elect presidents like Hindmost-44.

The antics and ass-baggery of “oathkeepers” is so over-the-top that I have to wonder. Was it infiltrated by deep-state would-be- tyrants to forever destroy any credibility of the concept of folks saying “keep to your oath”?

They seem like something out of a cheap novel, where the local Emperor Plapatine creates his own fake and beclowned opposition.

The Other Whitey

That actually makes a lot of sense.

26Limabeans

“local Emperor Plapatine creates his own fake and beclowned opposition”

Like the fake Tea Party racial epithets claimed by the Congressional Black Caucus. No video, no audio.

AW1Ed

Hannity offered a considerable sum to any who could provide audio or video evidence of any such behavior by Tea Party members.

The money strayed in his pocket.

rgr769

He initially offed $10K to anyone who provide legit video or audio proof. Needless to say no one ever made claim to the $$$.

desert

Yep! so much for unfounded accusations!! imo

OWB

Many groups/organizations become corrupted over time. Others are fake to begin with. This one seems to have started out OK but was corrupted in record time. Like almost immediately.

Who knows. It may have been a sham from it’s inception. It sucked in a bunch of well meaning folks and quickly became something those folks regretted.

They would be more amusing if their activities weren’t so potentially dangerous to innocent bystanders.

5th/77th FA

Yeah, what y’all said. But I guess even assclowns and dickheads need someone to point and giggle at, so these idiots do have that going for them.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Five new diners at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich)! The boys in Cellblock “C” are gonna get themselves some lovin’ tonight!

26Limabeans

“Ford Crown Victoria”

Everytime I see someone driving an ex Maine State Police car I just shake my head. Even stripped of all LEO decals, you are just asking for trouble. Especially when you put the spot light back on. Just askin for it.
Easy purchase at the State property auction.

2/17 Air Cav

I can support a curfew, just not one in this country.

NHSparky

3 percenters? Yeah, that’s roughly the percentage of Oaf Queefers who have had any type of service, let alone honorable.

A Proud Infidel®™️

“0af-Queefers” indeed, instead of being arrested they should have let the Mexico Beach FL Locals have at them, NW Florida is deep Red State America with plenty of Veterans and Military Retirees living there!

Dave Ross

Definitely. Just a few days before these ass clowns pulled into town we had a group of “Sovereign Citizens” pull into town (Mexico Beach) claiming to be federal agents. We have an ample supply of LEOs from all over the state providing support and are doing a fine job. Don’t need the poser patrols out preying on the vulnerable.

Lewis Ray Rains

If, & I day if, I want protection of me & mine, I would depend on the Authorities on hand, local LEO’S, local National Guard, Me & or my Neighbors!!
NOT a bunch of want a be’s driving around saying “they” should be or are, in charge of anything.
There are so many of “these types” that think they should be privileged to Guard Us & Ours!! Not only NOT, BU NO WAY IN HELL!!!?
THANK YOU VERY MUCHLY!!!!!?

SFC D

Waiting for these role-playing fucksticks to show up on the border, along with the rest of the “militias”. You 3-percenters, wannabe border patrol, and whatever you’re calling yourselves need to stay in mama’s basement. We’ll handle our own business, thank you very much!

NHSparky

A couple of the stupider ones did show up in AZ earlier this year. IIRC, one of them may still be in the pen on weapons charges.

SFC D

We get various iterations of concerned citizens “assisting” CBP all the time. Now, with the new influx of… refugees… headed north, there’s going to be an equal and opposite reaction from the militia groups headed south to save us from the horde. It’s not gonna end well for anybody.