Friday morning feel good stories
From ALBUQUERQUE, NM
Police in Albuquerque say a homeowner has fatally shot a suspected burglar who was breaking into his Foothills home.
Officers were called to the house on reports of a shooting about 5 a.m. Thursday.
When police arrived, they reported finding a man dead in the driveway of a townhouse.
A man and woman who live in the home told police that an alarm alerted them to a break-in.
The man fired at least one shot at the intruder.
Police have not identified the dead man and haven’t released the names of the homeowners.
They say the case will be turned over to the District Attorney’s Office to see if anyone should be charged.
From Titusville, FL
Axel Rivera, 28, was wearing a two-piece jail outfit and a pair of flip-flops when he faced a judge Friday afternoon on charges of burglary and exposing sexual organs.
That’s three more items of clothing than Titusville police said Rivera was wearing when he was discovered on Pennelope Pettersen’s screened porch around 2 a.m.
“I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, ‘What the hell? That’s not my cat,’” said Pettersen.
Pettersen, who once worked in security and law enforcement, decided she’d give the intruder a fright.
She popped out her teeth.“Grandma no teeth!” she shouted.
At Rivera’s first appearance hearing, the prosecutor said alcohol may have been a factor.
He’s being held at the Brevard County jail on $20,000 bail.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Going out on a limb here, Mr Rivera was on that flocka, causing his inner Floridaman to come out.
““Grandma no teeth!” she shouted.”
LOL
Perhaps Floridaman is not limited to strictly men?
Then at the end of the video Grandma stated “He appears to be a dumb ass!”
Hope the cat was not traumatized.
3 more items of clothing than he was wearing on Ms. Patterson’s screened porch – well, he obviously must have simply wanted a shower. Just turn the hose on him, and take it from there, but make sure you call the cops, too.
Aren’t there slugs or something down there that you can throw at intruders?
“Exposure of sexual organS”? How many frigging organs the clown have LOL
I think maybe he was after a gummer?
It’s all the rage down here!!
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