A French sniper and a negligent discharge
A police sniper took out a waiter and an event employee at French President Francois Hollande’s inauguration of a high speed rail according to AFP;
“It was an accidental shot by a police officer which injured two waiters, or at least one waiter and an (event) employee. The injuries aren’t life threatening,” local government chief Pierre N’Gahane said.
“The bullet grazed one person’s calf and then lodged in another person’s leg,” he said, adding that the victims were in a VIP area next to where Hollande was speaking.
The officer, who was helping to provide security for the president, was standing on an elevated point, N’Gahane said.
He made a “mistake in handling while changing positions”, an informed source told AFP.
And that’s why you always keep your booger hook off of the bang switch, kids.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Ok. I’ll make the obvious joke….anyone want to buy a slightly used French rifle? Been dropped only once.
Or…The French take their dining too seriously. Bad service is no reason to shoot a waiter.
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HAHAHAHA!
I beg to differ.
THAT one would be worth a fortune, the only French rifle that has actually been fired…
Booger hook off the bang switch, dumbass!
“Negligent Discharge” ???
…. hmmmmmmm …. I had one of those that time in ’69 when my high school girlfriend’s mother unlocked her bedroom door.
But that’s all I’m saying … I know my rights.
Be careful, accidents cause people..
No shit! I’m sure at least a couple of guys I work with were born on a highway because that’s where accidents happen!
This is what happens when you serve the wrong wine with the appetizer course.
Last time it was flour and a shoe.
I fart in your direction!
Je regrette, mais le ‘booger hook’ ne se traduit pas en le crapeaud.
doigt?
doigt de crotte de nez
C’est le mieux que je peut faire.
Oopsie, le pew pew was not supposed to happen when I move…
Goddammit, Francois!
https://youtu.be/56hV7mtHfZg
I’d call that a Resume Generating Event.
Nice one.
According to the photo at the AFP link it is deer season in France.
THAT is NOT going to look good on his resume’!
If only there were basic guidelines to the safe and effective handling of firearms.
Oh, wait!
RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET
RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET
And what is beyond. Thank you Col. Cooper!
” This is my boyfriend,, he’s a French Sniper”
Boyfriend: ” Bang Jour”
That’s why you don’t eat donuts before shooting. The sugar makes your trigger finger stick to the trigger.
Since this was France, he must’ve been eating a French cruller…