A French sniper and a negligent discharge

| March 1, 2017

A police sniper took out a waiter and an event employee at French President Francois Hollande’s inauguration of a high speed rail according to AFP;

“It was an accidental shot by a police officer which injured two waiters, or at least one waiter and an (event) employee. The injuries aren’t life threatening,” local government chief Pierre N’Gahane said.

“The bullet grazed one person’s calf and then lodged in another person’s leg,” he said, adding that the victims were in a VIP area next to where Hollande was speaking.

The officer, who was helping to provide security for the president, was standing on an elevated point, N’Gahane said.

He made a “mistake in handling while changing positions”, an informed source told AFP.

And that’s why you always keep your booger hook off of the bang switch, kids.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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Deplorable B Woodman

Ok. I’ll make the obvious joke….anyone want to buy a slightly used French rifle? Been dropped only once.

2/17 Air Cav

Or…The French take their dining too seriously. Bad service is no reason to shoot a waiter.

Deplorable B Woodman

👍👍

The Other Whitey

HAHAHAHA!

timactual

I beg to differ.

AZtoVA

THAT one would be worth a fortune, the only French rifle that has actually been fired…

SFC D

Booger hook off the bang switch, dumbass!

just some feller

“Negligent Discharge” ???

…. hmmmmmmm …. I had one of those that time in ’69 when my high school girlfriend’s mother unlocked her bedroom door.

But that’s all I’m saying … I know my rights.

SFC D

Be careful, accidents cause people..

A Proud Infidel®™

No shit! I’m sure at least a couple of guys I work with were born on a highway because that’s where accidents happen!

Sparks

This is what happens when you serve the wrong wine with the appetizer course.

ex-OS2

Last time it was flour and a shoe.

I fart in your direction!

Ex-PH2

Je regrette, mais le ‘booger hook’ ne se traduit pas en le crapeaud.

CCO

doigt?

Ex-PH2

doigt de crotte de nez

C’est le mieux que je peut faire.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Oopsie, le pew pew was not supposed to happen when I move…

The Other Whitey

Goddammit, Francois!

https://youtu.be/56hV7mtHfZg

CWORet

I’d call that a Resume Generating Event.

2/17 Air Cav

Nice one.

26Limabeans

According to the photo at the AFP link it is deer season in France.

A Proud Infidel®™

THAT is NOT going to look good on his resume’!

AW1Ed

If only there were basic guidelines to the safe and effective handling of firearms.

Oh, wait!

RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET

And what is beyond. Thank you Col. Cooper!

Just An Old Dog

” This is my boyfriend,, he’s a French Sniper”

Boyfriend: ” Bang Jour”

lily

That’s why you don’t eat donuts before shooting. The sugar makes your trigger finger stick to the trigger.

Combat Historian

Since this was France, he must’ve been eating a French cruller…