Chris Suprun; faithless elector’s stolen valor

| December 16, 2016

Chris Suprun

Chris Suprun, a 42-year-old Republican presidential elector, wrote in the pages of the New York Times that he will not cast his vote for Donald Trump. For some reason, it seemed important to him to include this in his screed;

Fifteen years ago, as a firefighter, I was part of the response to the Sept. 11 attacks against our nation. That attack and this year’s election may seem unrelated, but for me the relationship becomes clearer every day.

WFAA writes that part about him being a first responder to the tragedy at the Pentagon appears in almost every paragraph he writes, but they call into question whether he was there or not;

“He claimed to be a first responder with the Manassas Park [Virginia] Fire Department on September 11, 2001 and personally told us stories ‘I was fighting fire that day at the Pentagon.’ No, I was on a medic unit that day at the Pentagon and you make a phone call to Manassas Park and you find out that he wasn’t even employed there until October 2001,” said a first responder who knows Suprun and only agreed to speak about him if his identity was concealed.

The City of Manassas Park confirmed to WFAA that it hired Suprun on October 10, 2001, one month after the 9/11 attacks.

The fire chief there added that his department never even responded to the Pentagon or any of the 9/11 sites.

“It’s no different than stolen valor for the military; dressing up and saying ‘Hey, I earned a Purple Heart’ when you weren’t even in combat.’ There’s a big difference between shopping at Old Navy and being a Navy SEAL,” said the first responder who knows him.

He currently claims to be a paramedic in Dallas with a company that doesn’t exist there. Everyone’s got to be a hero.

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IDC SARC

D-Bag!

..and a special fuck you as I sit here facing the stoopid paperwork to renew my EMT-P yet again.

Graybeard

No job is complete until the paperwork is finished.

The paperwork is never finished.

But man I have nothing but respect for EMT-Ps.

IDC SARC

I just have to laugh about the recertification process. It was fairly easy before, just a lot of documentation of continuing education. They changed it since I last recertified and the coordinator sent us a “how to” power point.

The instructions are 15 pages long…bleeech…ahmma need whiskey

Gravel

Remember the old saying about everything in the military is done in triplicate for a reason?

A copy for you. A copy for the file. And a copy we destroy so the Russians don’t get it. lol

IDC SARC

Indeed..These troops I teach now will never know the joy of carbon paper.lol

Graybeard

I had to explain to our young administrative assistant just what carbon paper was – and mimeograph machines.

She had no clue.

Arby

Dirty purples. And who can forget the warmth and smell of the sheets fresh off the mimeograph.

Bill M

Ahhh, the smell of a freshly runoff mimeo sheet. I actually used to enjoy taking tests when they had just been run off the machine. Almost as good as the smell of napalm in the morning…

Silentium Est Aureum

Remember, “Fast Times at Ridgemont High?” The part with the mimeo paper still makes me laugh.

Adam

Indeed, I have an EMT-P in my unit, and trying to recert him every 2 years is a pain in the ass. I usually end up calling them to explain, yes he’s a 68W but he’s a fricking paramedic

MrFace

“Heres your enlistment papers. Sign here. Pres hard, 6 copies…”

UpNorth

Back in the day, it was a miracle when the carbonless run forms came out.
I don’t miss recert training, at all. Seems like we started it about two weeks after we got recertified.

The Other Whitey

And that’s why I never went to medic school. So much less hassle when you’re a BLS guy!

RGR 4-78

Yes.

IDC SARC

well..BLS does the majority of the real life-saving anyway and the success in ALS is tied directly to prompt and effective BLS.

Usafvet509

As much as I love hearing that, I still want to move up. After all, there are no flight EMT’s here. And, I really don’t like being on a BLS truck in a city of 180K. All it seems I do is transfers and lift assists.I understand it’s paying my dues, but, yeah, I can’t wait to hit medic school

Fyrfighter

Paramedics save lives… EMT’s save Paramedics…. just getting ready to do my recert paperwork for the 7th time.. OOOH boy!

Eden

I’ll be taking my NREMT in the next week or two.

Bill M

Best of luck.

Eden

Thanks!

MustangCryppie

Why am I not surprised?

Wilted Willy

Teh stoopid is strong with this one! How did this jackbag get to be an elector? What a shame. I hope he chokes on his cornflakes!
Cocksucker!

Graybeard

Chris Suprun is a liar.
Chris Suprun is a fake.
Chris Suprun is unprincipled.
Chris Suprun is an attention whore.
Chris Suprun is a RINO.
Chris Suprun can go pound sand.

AW1Ed

Graybeard, I read back,

Chris Suprun is a liar.
Chris Suprun is a fake.
Chris Suprun is unprincipled.
Chris Suprun is an attention whore.
Chris Suprun is a RINO.
Chris Suprun can go pound sand.
Good copy?
Over.

Graybeard

Roger that, AW1Ed.

OWB

Are you sure about that? Wasn’t it:

Chris Suprun is a liar.
Chris Suprun is a fake.
Chris Suprun is unprincipled.
Chris Suprun is an attention whore.
Chris Suprun is a RINO.
Chris Suprun can go pound sand.

😉

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Deplorable B Woodman

“Everyone’s got to be a hero.”
Well said.

Stolen valor (even civilian).
The Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae.

Oh, and as an Electoral College Elector, if he does “break faith”, he may find his welcome home less joyous then he thinks. He thinks DildoCrats are going to stand by him when TSHTF. He thinks……..

1610desig

Dallas is not Texas…they’ll love him there no matter the fraudulent grandstanding…

Deplorable B Woodman

He can’t stay in his neighborhood, much less his house, forever. But…….he is a DildoCrat (at least in action).

CC Senor

“There’s a big difference between shopping at Old Navy and being a Navy SEAL,” said the first responder who knows him.”

Faded Glory is more likely his brand.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Ballsack worker and two-hole inspector!

You’re famous now, CHRIS SUPRUN – as a motherfucking LIAR!

AW1Ed

I just finished reading about this idiot elsewhere, and I’m not surprised to see him here.

HMC Ret

Welcome to your new friend … Google Is Forever.  Everyone you ever knew or will know and centuries of your lineage will know you for what you are.  You fill in the blank:  “I am a/an ________________.”

Oh, and fuck you.

HMCS(FMF) ret
Ex-PH2

I appreciate the petition of Texans to have him replaced as an elector! He obviously represents only his own interests.

HMC Ret

He’s $200000 in debt and has an account with Swiss Colony? Swiss Colony? The one that sells cheese and other stuff?

Hack Stone

He is doing a cheese share with Heavy Chevy. Sort of like a time share, but you buy cheese on installment.

SFC D

He’s seriously into the salami.

CWORet

Someone needs to check into whether CHRIS SUPRUN scumbag traitor to the voters he swore to represent has had a recent ‘cash infusion’. As I would assume most on this site know, financial issues are one of the easiest ways to get a security clearance yanked because it’s an easy way to exploit someone to do something like.. oh I don’t know… BETRAY YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY!

Mick

Shack!

Hack Stone

That’s going to leave a mark. And running up charge to Ashley Madison while simultaneously filing for bankruptcy AND being unemployed with the only income coming from the wife should make for an interesting conversation at the family dining table this holiday season. Judging by his behavior, I would guess that he plans on voting for Anthony Wiener.

Silentium Est Aureum

And chasing bots on AM at that.

I never got the appeal of that, although I hear Dan Bernath had accounts there AND on Grindr (sp?)

Ex-PH2

So, it is legitimate to say that CHRIS SUPRUN is a skunk, a crapweasel big time, and a lying ratbag of broken glass?

CHRIS SUPRUN is a liar, liar, pants on fire. And an ATTENTION WHORE, too!!!

Let’s do make him internet famous. That’s what he really wants, isn’t it?

CB Senior

Looks like a nail just popped up out of the floor board. Everybody knows what happens to that nail that pops up.

Combat Historian

Suprun should be appointed the Official Physician for the DRG…

Tallywhagger

Specializing in RectoProctoChiatry.

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet he volunteers at the Free Clinic to check winos for hernias.

Tallywhagger
The Other Whitey

This fat fuck is straining the hell out of those fancy class-As, which he probably wears to Walmart. Fucking lying cocksucker needs to fuck himself with a K12 saw, balls-deep.

Graybeard

To continue on as more information is revealed:

Chris Suprun cheats on his wife.
Chris Suprun betrays his children.
Chris Suprun is a cheating, lying, low-life.
Chris Suprun steals money from the poor.
Chris Suprun is a lazy bum.
Chris Suprun is an unprincipled whoremonger.

Hack Stone

You forgot deadbeat. Hiding behind a bankruptcy to escape his financial obligations. Does his mailbox have a door?

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Faithless elector pretty much sums it up….a no honor piece of garbage looking for the spotlight yet again…if you lie about something big like fake military service or in this case fake heroics, the odds are that you lie about most things so no surprise he lied about wanting to represent Texas as an elector when he really wanted to represent himself.

This asshole wrote about voting his conscience for an honorable man, what conscience? A fucking liar has no conscience and no honor…an honorable man would recuse himself by stating he couldn’t represent the views of his fellow Texans for personal reasons and resign his position so that someone who will in fact honestly represent his fellow Texans can take his place.

Fuckstick.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

As luck would have it, I just now got into my truck and who is KTSA radio talking about? Chris Suckone. How ironic….

Graybeard

Positive or negative?

CWORet

LOL!!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Definitely NEGATIVE.

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Bobo

If you’ve been lying about crap for years, it’s best not to make yourself a national news item. Just saying.

CWORet

And be 200+k indebt aaaaand be a scumbag wife cheater.

Green Thumb

And this is the guy we want casting the vote?

I really do not care who her casts the vote for, per se. Just the fact that this turd is allowed to cast it.

Graybeard

I think he managed to BS the local Repubs in north Texas.

Given that most folks at the local level are volunteers with little to no experience in doing background checks – all they know is what they see – it would not have been hard to do. Then at the state level, there are just too many folks to vet for a volunteer group to screen out a jerk like this scumbag.

I’ve been out of the process too long to know what the procedure would be to recall an elector. I certainly hope that he has shot himself in the hindquarters sufficiently to keep him from ever again playing a role in the state or local party.

Marcus

If TAH would have been asked at breakfast to check this guy, he would have been discovered a fraud by lunch.

Good grief. How do you not screen a person for that type of position?

Graybeard

In my experience in the Texas Republican party (some years ago), a lot of what goes on in the precinct level, county level and state level works on a basis of being known (or at least recognized) and perceived as a good worker.

Precinct meetings in my county are usually small, and pretty much if you want to you go to county. I was known by several of the county-level volunteers, and was appointed to chair the resolutions committee. I was available to go to state, and filled a slot to do that a couple of times.

If I’d been able to give the time to it, I’d probably be an elector myself by this time – because I would be a familiar face.

Just the nature of the beast, I suppose.

DevilChief

As a long time member of the fire service, I can tell you it is replete with Stolen Valor types. I could tell you stories….

spd0302

My old man was FDNY for 25 years. Stayed a firefighter first grade his whole career, and loved every minute of it. He like you, has heard thousands of “there I was,” bullshit stories.

Makintheroof

so much truth in devilchief’s comment. It sucks because the job is fucking awesome.

2/17 Air Cav

Love the salute. Nothing says smart salute like tipping your noggin toward your hand. Asshole.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I saw that too, I’ve been out of uniform for 33 years now…and I can still salute better than this assclown.

Brian t. Allen

What a Jackass. So now besides these Stolen Valor military assholes, crapping on real Veterans, we have scum belittling my civilian avocation ! Vietnam combat/25yr Firefighter

OWB

Is this faker even a real Texan?

Graybeard

No.
even if it was born here, it ain’t a real Texan.

Ex-PH2

This article from National Review is interesting, in that the author not only includes faithless electors in other states such as Washington (refusing to vote for Clinton) but also deems them all to be ‘preening, narcissistic idiots’.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/442878/electoral-college-faithless-electors-narcissists-deserve-mockery

This was written before the exposure of Suprun’s personal background fabrication, but it’s interesting in its attitude toward the entire crowd of dissenting electors.

It seems that Colorado’s dissenters may face jail if they DON’T vote for Clinton.

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/12/14/colorado-judge-tells-faithless-electors-they-have-to-vote-for-clinton-or-face-jail-time/

Okay, look: Trump got a totalof 309 electoral votes. If 32 electors dissent and refuse to vote for him, his EV count drops to 277. That’s still enough to give him the presidency, and if Clinton loses electoral votes, too, she still doesn’t get the job.

If it becomes a problem, it then goes to the House of Representatives, with a solid majority of Republicans.

Therefore, I agree with the author of the National Review article: these are spoiled snots refusing to do the job they were hired to do, so fuck ’em.

Ex-PH2

Almost forgot: are there any ADULTS left in this country? Or has it all gone down the cacatorium to the whining brats?

The Doorman

Well, all I can say is that the line is around the block and I can’t check the list and lift the brown rope fast enough to shrink the line here at the Cacatorium!

2/17 Air Cav

“[A]re there any ADULTS left in this country?” Yea, and we voted for Trump.

deckie

Total douche.

A Proud Infidel®™

Chris Suprun is a lying dildohead.
Chris Suprun is a lard-assed pus-nuts attention WHORE.

Bill M

Let me see if I have this right.

Chris Suprun is a liar.
Chris Suprun is a fake.
Chris Suprun is unprincipled.
Chris Suprun is an attention whore.
Chris Suprun is a RINO.
Chris Suprun can go pound sand.
Chris Suprun cheats on his wife.
Chris Suprun betrays his children.
Chris Suprun is a cheating, lying, low-life.
Chris Suprun steals money from the poor.
Chris Suprun is a lazy bum.
Chris Suprun is an unprincipled whoremonger.
Chris Suprun is a lying dildohead.
Chris Suprun is a lard-assed pus-nuts attention WHORE.

Does that about cover it, or is there even more?

ex-OS2

You left out cocksucker.

Bill M

Dang. I thought I had the complete list.

ex-OS2

Your list was extremely comprehensive, but cocksucker really hammers it home.

Smaj

Chris Suprun is utter scum and beneath contempt. North Texas, huh? Maybe Joe Gainey vouched for him.

bb

EMT=Extra Man on The Truck

Eden

Really? You’re going to slam all EMTs because of this jerkoff?

RGR 4-78

A long time ago I worked EMS out of an ER; I always thought it meant Every Menial Task. 🙂

Fyrfighter

When i got mine back in the dark ages, the “old guys” on the crew said that in my case, it stood for ” Empty Minded Teenager”… in retrospect, they might have been correct..

OldManchu

Mother Fucker!

Makintheroof

Fuck this whacker. As a Fireman, in one of the top 5 biggest departments in the country, I can tell you that any crews that respond to truly catastrophic events remember what companies went and who exactly they saw on the fireground. For example, every salty old timer who was on the Meridian Highrise job knows who was there – 30 some years later.

Fyrfighter

I was a volunteer in Deleware County back then, and I can still remember exactly where I was.. watched it from the station roof..