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FIRST !!!
Does it count on this one???
The other First.
NUTS!!!!!
BOLTS!!!!!!!!!!
Lock Washers !!
Self-tapping screws!!!
Castellated Nuts, Loc-Tite and Safety Wire !!
We’ll get this thread tightened down somehow.
Winner!!!!!
Glad that was “Winner!!!!!” vice “Winning!!”
“Winning” apparently didn’t work out so well for ol’ Charlie.
At least Charlie has a positive outlook on life, which is nice.
Wingnuts!
Dzus Fasteners !!
Dzus – Pronounced “Zeus”
Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo and Mount Olympus. As in don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass.
ZEUS !!
Would you be kind enough to go shove a lightning bolt up the carp’s ass, please?
Or should we just ignore him?
I think we should ignore him.
Meantime — chrome-plated metric socket cap bolts.
Hectagonal carriage bolts.
Cherry Rivets.
Left-handed spanner.
Yeah. I have to be -that- guy….
Joist hanger!!
Those little plastic door panel fasteners that break in half the first time you yank a panel off to replace car speakers and then you order more from the GM parts place up in Scottsdale because no one in Tucson has them in stock and you think since it’s only 100 miles away that USPS will drive them right down I-10 and you’ll have them in a day or two but NOOOOOOO USPS has to ship them to Los Angeles first and it’s been over a week and still no sign of said fasteners.
And of course when they do arrive they’ll be the wrong ones.
Try Lowes. I got some there once along with some fender washers.
Sounds like a trip to the wrecking yard may have been more appropriate.
Or you may want to try an RV trailer parts store.
Many of the access panels on RV’s are held on with the same fasteners as car door panels.
I’m on a learning curve for GM after driving Fords for 13 years. I really do like my 2016 Colorado, just trying to bump up the stereo.
Bolts Depot.
https://www.boltdepot.com/Chrome-nuts-and-bolts.aspx
Show no mercy to the GMs.
3-inch Phillips bugle-head coarse thread sharp point polymer-coated exterior screw
DEEZE!!!!!
As in DEEZ NUTS !! ??
STAINLESS STEEL nuts & bolts with never-seize!!! 😀
“HA, I KILL ME!!” – Alf
Hexaform rotatable compression units!
Bastard files…
Oh, I missed that one! Nice!
Can just anyone use one of those, or only people who qualify as . . . well, never mind. (smile)
Left-handed? That’s what you were looking for, right, Hondo??
😉
I think “unable to read a fuel gauge” might be more along the lines of what I was thinking of, OWB. But maybe that works too. (smile)
Everybody must be Walmart today.
Bernasty is probably handing out his business cards in the parking lot to trample victims’.
Bernath got recalled by the TSA to help with the influx of holiday travelers. By TSA, I mean The Stunning Agency, not the Transportation Security Agency.
Does that mean that Lawn Dart Danny is going to be the Lead Instructor on the Flaming Signal Squirrel portion of the SERE class?
Hell, he doesn’t even have to catch a squirrel. There’s one sitting on top of his head all the time.
I was wondering what The Stunning Agency has been up to, and when I did a search for it on line, I came up with this: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131013173347AAXBKHy
Maybe he can hire Bernath to sue Yahoo Answers for cock-blocking him.
Some of us are Aldi all day today.
Did you know that pumpkin pie is a perfectly legitimate breakfast food?
Speaking of impotent Fred Phelps clones, he got his ass handed to him by a REAL CPO and SEAL!
I’m not going to invoke the NAME of anyone, but there are some rules we should all observe.
1 – Never post online condiments when you’ve been imbibing fermented liquids.
2 – Don’t assume anything.
3 – Never braggart about your edification because someone who knows you might poke holes in your clams.
4 – Jewelry and mustard are okay as embellishments, but if you’re going to fabricate something, you’re pissing into the jet stream.
5 – Make up your own awards and wars. Then no one can argue with you.
6 – Make sure your gig lines are tied down firmly.
7 – Don’t be a bunny sniffer, trout sniffer, carp or idjit.
8 – See a shrink if you just need someone to talk to. We girls detest drunks and skunks.
9 – My stories are better than yours are, so jam it.
10- Don’t say you rode that horse when you’re really a horse’s ass.
Does that cover it?
Looks to be a bit of new info on the CA Bar Court Site.
http://apps.statebarcourt.ca.gov/dockets/dockets.aspx
If I’m reading that last entry correctly (11/20/2015), Someone’s “Winning!!!” record appears to be intact.
Aw-w-w-w-w! Too bad. So sad.
And The Hair and The Hairess showed up on his doorstep, too.
And all he wanted was some attention.
Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.
11 – Fuel gauges are like horoscopes; they are for entertainment purposes only.
12 – if your boss asks you to go onto a military blog under an assumed name to defend his stolen valor, you may want to get something in writing from him.
13 – If you have failed as an attorney, radio host, TSA screener AND local tour guide host, you should next try your hand at flying private aircraft.
16 – Make sure your mailbox door is in an upright and locked position.
Not quite. Here’s one more:
What do you say to someone who has a degree from UC-Berserkly?
“I’ll have fries with that.”
You will have to say to them via the drive through speaker, since they will be sheltering in their safe space as a result of hearing the trigger word.
Oops,Sorry. Didn’t know we were doing a number sequence thing.
Insert 14- to above quip.
Q: How many UC-Berserkely freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: NONE, that’s a sophomore course!
Q: How many UC-Berserkely sophomores does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, and he/she/it gets three credit hours and a feel-good trophy for it!!
“Will you work my balls for free?”
Edit for #10: Don’t say you rode that horse when really a horse’s jacked ass.
There. Fixed it.
#15 – Do not spit, piss or fart into the wind of This Aint Hell. It sets off the flamethrowers.
#17 – DO NOT USE an iPhone app for gauging air speed!!
#AllFridaysMatter
I love quiche.
I don’t care if it’s some buffalo-plaid PJ boy’s idea of a snack.
I love it, for several reasons.
– It is an egg & bacon or ham pie.
– I don’t have to cook eggs for breakfast if I have a quiche.
– Bacon goes with it. (Bacon goes with everything.)
– You can buy it frozen, or make it. Make it big and slice it, or little and munch it up.
– It’s just good stuff. Add bacon. Even better.
BACON…
Bacon Seeds.
It’s best to buy your bacon seeds now.
Going price for early weaned bacon seeds is .55-.60 a pound right now. Expected to go up to .90-.95 a pound come the first of the year.
Saw a Want Ads listing back home years ago. It said “For Sale 1962 Ford Falcon. $50.00 or will trade for a feeder pig.”
Everybody needs a few bacon seeds running around the house, except for GDContractor. Whenever he wants a new seed, he just traps them out.
Unfortunately, I’d make a pet of my bacon seeds, name them Charlotte and Henry, and feed them all the leftovers. They would have their own mudwallows and sandy patches, and convocate* with the elephants next door.
Never make pets of your food.
*convocate: I made that up.
Eight below zero right now. Five inches of fresh snow on the ground.
Scooby took two steps off the deck stairs, cocked his leg and let her rip, and headed straight back to the patio door.
Full moon setting in the West, really clear and nippy out here in I Don’t Know land.
Grat, chilly and rainy in my kingdom. I’m going to polish off the mashed potatoes and stuffing, finish the pumpkin pie, and continue to marvel at living here.
Everybody is sitting there waiting for The Weekend Open thread to appear.
I think Hondo should just go ahead and put a slash mark on this thread calling it a WOT and be good with it.
We’ve already posted enough goofy stuff to have a good start on a WOT.