Now The TRUTH Can Be Told! A Sunday Silly

| February 22, 2015

Was digging through some old records and found my Commission. The Cherry River Navy is a super secret organization for those of us with super secret squirrel missions that can’t be discussed among ordinary folk.

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I can’t discuss my time as a SEAL/Ranger/Force Recon with you lot, but I DO expect proper honors and respect as an Admiral!

Rats… The NSA deleted my real name after I posted this.

Heads up Jonn, they’re HERE!

Category: Geezer Alert!

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Commissioner Wretched

I’ll join you on that, Zero … I hold an Admiral’s appointment in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska myself!

Club Manager

A retired AF NCO with lots of pull had Governor George Wallace sign a couple of commissions as lieutenant colonels in the Alabama Militia back in the 80’s. Problem is the smart sumabitch dated hers one day earlier than mine. They both thought it was hilarious.

C. Long

Wasn’t the Alabama State Defense Force recently disbanded?

Club Manager

Don’t know. I’ll have to dig it out and see what I’m a LTC in. We had to move out of Alabama in 89 because they found out my wife and I were not blood kin so I have not been paying much attention to anything but Rolllllll Tide!

Alberich

Not exactly “disbanded” – here’s a published letter on the subject anyway.

But what I need before trials is to be appointed a “Temporary Honorary Colonel”

11B-Mailclerk

Is that like being an admiral of the Grayson Space Navy?

Michael

You’re “Space Israel” Admiral? I’m a “Space England” native. I served under Captain Harrington on HMS Fearless at Basilisk Station. Then I patrolled “Space Iraq”, I mean Masada after their defeat by Manticore and Grayson. FUCK “Space Russia” I mean Haven.

11B-Mailclerk

No. I was an Infantryman who was “volunteered” to run mail operations for my Battalion.

11B-Mailclerk

US Army, Earth

bruce

Holy Cow, You to!!

Terrorologist

You may now all refer to me as Dr Grand PooBah his Holyness the Duke of Terror PhD, MD,DDS, MS, HMFIC, ETC

Instinct

You forgot EIEIO

11B-Mailclerk

Was it Patton that responded once to the British custom of appending abbreviated titles by signing himself

SOB

?

Defiant

Remember Daniel V. Gallery who, while commanding station Iceland in WWII used to send notes to his British counterpart and append, DDLM to his signature?

Dan Dan Lavatory Man.

A Proud Infidel®™

Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t “Honorary Admiral” outrank “Honorary CPO” by a LONG shot? 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

Signed,
A Proud Infidel®™,
COMMANDER
Zophor 6 Sector
Galactic Patrol and Defense Forces

JimW

I received my wings from the US Customs Bayou Bushwhackers of New Orleans, LA, Actually there plastic and my son got than at the EAA air venture show in Oshkosh WI. for a $10 donation to the drug task force, But he lets me wear them on occasion so I can feel important.

Andy11M

An admiral huh? That def beats Bernastys “honorary” CPO. 😉

Steve

I think this might just be the most bizarre thread I’ve seen on this site.

Has everyone just gone simultaneously mad?

11B-Mailclerk

“Gone” implies a change.

Perhaps “harmonized” is more appropriate.

Beretverde

Hmmm…reminds me of the “Kentucky Colonels” I run into.

11B-Mailclerk

The Original Recipe is pretty good.

fm2176

Remember friends, the number to call is BR-549.

Ex-PH2

Weenies! All of you! I’m a card-carrying servicemember in the United Space Fleet. We Kill Snakes. Booyah!

We may or may not join up with the Sebaceans when we reach the border of the Charted Territories, but I can’t stand here talking to you. I’m on my way to Sanduleak 917 in the LMC, to kill Snakes and dance on their disgusting robot heads.

John D

Thank you for your service………