NDtBF emerges
Yesterday we mentioned that Kim Jong Un (known around here as Needle D**k the Bug F***er) hadn’t been seen in a while and the media was speculating that his sister, Kim Yo Jong, (pictured above because you know I’ll take advantage of any opportunity to post pictures of Asian women) was running the Hermit Kingdom. Well, right on cue, Un surfaced last night, according to ABC;
The mystery ended Tuesday when Kim appeared in state media, smiling broadly and supporting himself with a cane. While touring the newly built Wisong Scientists Residential District and another new institute in Pyongyang, Kim “took necessary steps with loving care,” a dispatch early Tuesday from the official Korean Central News Agency said in typical fawning style. The North didn’t say when the visit happened, nor did it address the leader’s health.
This bewildering ability to command attention by doing nothing says a lot about the North’s mastery of a propaganda apparatus that puts Kim at the center of everything. Remove for 40 days the sun around which that propaganda spins and the international media, both traditional and social, explode with speculation and rumors.
So the bad luck we’ve had since January 21st, 2009 is holding.
Category: North Korea
Bummer…just…Bummer big time!
Great news! Last thing I want is this admin having any say in a DPRK succession/collapse crisis.
I had anticipated a milk carton campaign, “Have you this NORK?” but that’s not necessary now.
I sense that things are not going to end nearly as well as the DPRK’s propaganda machine are letting off.
I bet Kim just barely survived getting topped, and that’s why he now sports a cane. I wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t see another attempt, if not full-blown civil war, by 2015.
That, or his fat shattered his knee, but I like my version better.
He’s obese and is reputed to have all kinds of health problems—gout, diabetes, knees breaking down because of his weight, etc.
Assassination attempt is a possibility, but there haven’t been (at least to my knowledge) any of the extensive and somewhat public purges I would expect to accompany such a thing.
Quite possible is that he just retreated for a month or so to have a bunch of medical procedures he needed done at once or had a heart attack and needed to recover.
Time will tell I guess.
Nope, Farflung, Lil Kim blew out his knee going up for a rebound against Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, and he was secretly flown to LA to get his knee rebuilt. Dennis smuggled him home in his dufflebag, then mailed him home parcel post.
Excuse me for being “insensitive” about this, but I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for roly-poly ‘lil Kim-boy period, no matter what ill befalls him, Let’s not forget the untold numbers od people worked to death in NK prison capms as well as those murdered at the whims of the Kim dynasty, most recently his Aunt and Uncle along with Kim-puff’s ex, whom he had machine-gunned as well as the rest of her musical group!
No one except Dennis Rodman likes the SOB. I’m guessing His Royal Obesitude does his sister.
I must agree with Jonn about Asian women. Especially Korean women. They loved me in 89-90! I mean, when I walked in a bar they asked me to dance, asked me to buy them drinks…They were diggin some of me. They even wanted American licqour & smokes?? I could have married a lot of ladies but kept it real & played the field. The only rude girls I met were in Villes outside AFB’s. Sup with that?
“Hey GI, you take me to ‘Melica?”
Maybe ‘lil Kim-creampuff was getting some one-on-one coaching on cheese-munching from a certain Blobfish-like human creature that allegedly retired from the CAP?