How are they driving over there? I think they’re doing something wrong.

| December 2, 2011

In a link sent to us by Old Trooper, the Saudis are worried that if they relax the driving ban for women in the kingdom, there will be no more virgins and it will turn men gay.

Repealing a ban on women drivers in Saudi Arabia would result in ‘no more virgins’, the country’s religious council has warned.

A ‘scientific’ report claims relaxing the ban would also see more Saudis – both men and women – turn to homosexuality and pornography.

The startling conclusions were drawn by Muslim scholars at the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala, Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, working in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University.

Given the esteemed scholars’ conclusions, I have to think that somehow the Saudis are driving using their genitalia, so we need to send some driving instructors over there and straighten that shit out.

You know I do extensive research on these stories and I just went out and tried driving with my junk and I did feel kind of gay. And the cop who pulled me over agreed.

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DaveO

These guys are ready to teach law at Suffolk Law. I understand there’s an opening. I’m sure Michael Avery will welcome them with open lips.

UpNorth

Spit, Sputter, Cough, Hack. There went the morning coffee.

ARoberts

All I can say is WTF, and thanks a lot, I almost got my morning dose of caffeine spread all over my keyboard.

Sponge

This ‘science’ is right up there with the ‘science’ of global warming.

The brilliance is staggering……

Mommynator

You know, the women “signaling” the men – the men are probably confused by that . . . just sayin’

OWB

There. Is. Just. Nothing. To. Add…

Flagwaver

DAMNIT!

I wish you would warn me… I just had to wipe coffee off of my screen… again!

Though, I am curious as to what people are driving? These?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/IT_%28South_Park%3B_The_Entity%29.jpeg

TopGoz

I want to know why no one has ever bothered to conduct this research before. If only we had…. This explains so much….

faboutlaws

I let my wife drive and it hasn’t done anything for or to my sex life although she did buy me a new pick-up truck for my birthday. Seriously, though, we need to build that Canadian pipeline regardless of the risk to rid ourselves of these ridiculous muzfucks and their unethical oil.

jerry

I don’t know, having driven over there, I thinks its all for the best.
TINS, I was in a Deuce and Half on a divided highway. A white chevy going the wrong way in my lane kept flashing his lights, apparently to get me to get outta his way.
DUDE, I’m in a Deuce 1/2 10 Wheel drive monster GREEN truck, I/m thinking, bring it bitch…..
I pulled over, and got out of his way 🙁
He ripped past going WFO…..
Jerry

2-17 AirCav

“You know I do extensive research on these stories and I just went out and tried driving with my junk and I did feel kind of gay. And the cop who pulled me over agreed.”

What was the charge, driving while impaired? Testicular manslaughter? What?

UpNorth

Operating while Impaired?

OldSoldier54

“…I just went out and tried driving with my junk …”

DUDE … T.M.I.!!!!!!

2-17 AirCav

TMI=Three Mile Island?

UpNorth

“pulled you over”? Pulled you over what?

Doc Bailey

And this is why it was soooo hard to take our enemies seriously in Iraq. Or our “friends” or the bystanders. Or the people that drove. Or walked.

you know, I love to flip on a playboy when I’m driving. I mean when that gal’s got her legs in a Nice V position, well who cares about the road. Know what I’m sayin?

I’m surprised Insipid hasn’t come on here to tell us Homosexual driving is like, the only way to go.

OldSoldier54

T.M.I. = Too Much Information :p

2-17 AirCav

@17. My Tom Mix decoder ring really needs to be updated!