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Ga. gas station clerk shoots robber after he drives stolen car into business, deputies say
WSBTV.com News Staff
A Georgia gas station clerk stopped a Florida robbery suspect from committing a string of armed robberies, according to deputies.Deputies with the Flagler County, Florida Sheriff’s Office say Qwinntavus Kwame Jordan walked into a convenience store in their area at 3:30 a.m. on Friday morning and demanded all the money in the cash register after threatening the clerk with the threat of a gun.
After getting $90 from the register, deputies say Jordan got a Gatorade from the refrigerator and demanded the clerk give him cigars, put $5 on a gas pump and give him the quarters from the register so he could put air in his tires, according to the incident report.
After chasing Jordan into south Georgia, police were able to use a stop stick on his car on I-95.
Jordan then ran to another convenience store and pointed a gun at the clerk and demanded his car keys.
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For his trouble Mr. Jordan was perforated by rounds from his own firearm. Link courtesy of our own David.
Roanoke Police investigate home invasion shootout
By Pat Thomas
ROANOKE, Va. (WDBJ) – The suspect in a home invasion shooting is being treated in a hospital with no charges filed so far, according to Roanoke Police.About 6:10 p.m. April 26, 2023, a Roanoke Police officer on patrol on Melrose Avenue NW heard the sounds of nearby gunshots, according to the department. As the officer headed to the area, Roanoke dispatch got a report of someone shooting at a home in the 1600 block of Gilmer Avenue NW.
Responding officers learned a male had forced his way into the home and started shooting, at which point people inside the home shot back. The shooter ran off, according to police, with no injuries reported at that point.
A short time later, officers were notified that a man with what appeared to be non-life-threatening gunshot wounds had arrived at LewisGale Medical Center via personal vehicle. Officers spoke with him, and determined he is the suspect in the shooting on Gilmer Avenue NW. Police say he and the owner of the home know each other.
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Is the reporter postulating the attacker was injured in another gunfight? Thanks for the link, Gun Bunny.
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Mr. Jordan done found himself on stormy banks. He may have cast a wishful eye, but I doubt if he’ll make it to the Promised Land. Claw Daddy, you got the Whiz Wheel PM’d?
Wrong house. mofo!
Here’s a theory…abolish all Communism!
Real nice “Reach out and touch” gun pr0n you gots there Mister. I’ll take mine in a 30.06 Thankyaverymuch. Can make the music that will calm the savage breast.
Speaking of real nice breastworks…Sister Semi Golden Haired may savage you if you don’t bring a big enough gun to her party.
Qwinntavus Kwame Jordan
— SIGH —
Claw up!
Let’s be honest here… with a name like that, did he really have any choice in life beyond drugs and crime???
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Whiz Wheel®™ spins:
Qwinntavus Kwame Jordan (WRT) 53 x 2 = 106, but 80 extra bonus points are awarded for being shot eight times and still stealing oxygen for a grand total of 186. / s
Just imagine if you were using the number of times they were shot/stabbed/beaten as the multiplier. 😉
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Just a semi related question. If you have a potential photo to use in the gun pron category, to what e-mail do you send it?
The one in your in-box.
Hack is pretty sure that he caught a case of Qwinntavius from a girl in Olongapo.