Spambot Attack

| August 26, 2022

We’re under a spambot attack, as I’m sure y’all have noticed. Fucker slid in a comment for approval, and then jumped in with several usernames.

I can only react this type of attack, which does suck, but the IPs and not-so-clever name typos are going into the Ban Locker as fast as I can ID and type them in.

I also can’t be everywhere at once, so please info me on any further instances.

Thanks. About that pay raise, Boss…

 

Category: Blue Falcons, General Whackos, Internet

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

I first thought of the cumshawed spam and ground coffee tins going to the Philly Shipyard Yar Birds when I saw the post. Will comment later

Mike B

Damn isn’t anything sacred anymore…..Now they are spamming TAH!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Still getting stuff from the purple suited assclown that queefs?

Sapper3307

“I don’t like SPAM!”
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Roh-Dog

Ever since I’ve been working from home, insurance companies have gotten mad at me with this simple trick. One spoonful of this at night will make your ‘bedroom problems’ melt away, and your dog will stop humping your leg! Earn up to .69 baht per day by subscribing to ThisAintHell!

Note: these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, NIH, or Saint Doctor Fauci Esq., and past performance is not indicative of future results

Last edited 2 years ago by Roh-Dog
President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Humorous and sarcastic as this may be, I ain’t clicking on the link(s).

Roh-Dog

……..you have faith in me?

I’m not saying that’s a mistake but I do drink, a lot. Often.

poetrooper

Who wouldn’t have faith in Roh Tin Tin?
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Last edited 2 years ago by Poetrooper
Skivvy Stacker

My bedroom problems MELTING away is why I went to the doctor to begin with….

Tallywhagger

Spam is probably coming from that no airplane flying Ohio Ken-boi-commie who took exception with Ron DeSantis’ spoof on Top Gun.

Hack Stone

So your saying that Hack Stone won’t be able to make $16,000 a month working from home?

Tallywhagger

Or a talented woman owned minority government contractor.

SFC D

Or a branch office of Ho’s House in Las Vegas.

Skivvy Stacker

Or ask Nancy Peolosi for stock tips.

rgr769

Or a high priced hooker.

Claw

8905-00-126-4020 Luncheon Meat, Beef/Pork (Spam, Canned, 6 LB, Rectangular Tin)/s

Claw

Even better:

8905-01-143-3326 T-Ration Spam, 54 slices per 6.75 lb tray)

SFC D

6 fookin’ pounds? That exceeds the annual sodium allowance of most states.

Eggs

For SPAM lamb?

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Claw

8905-00-027-6598 Mutton, Carcass, US#1 Weight 55 min – 75 max Pounds.

Anonymous

Where’s Lars at?

Roh-Dog

Why you gotta summon him? There I/we was/were, having such a good Friday.

Anonymous

He’s not one of the spammers?

rgr769

For God’s sake, don’t any of you dick-weeds say his name two more times or he’ll materialize like Beetlejuice.

HT3

Fucking spammers? My son’s ships Facebook page some “..get an extra $1,000 on your EBT card. Clink the link” in the comment section. I reported, and we’ll see what happens.

Skivvy Stacker

All I want to do is promote my favorite meat product (which is made here in MINNESOTA), and all of a sudden I’M the bad guy.

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NDHoosier

Made out of Floyd of Rosedale?

Graybeard

Fortunately
(a) we have a fantastic set of admins helping with the ban hammer
and
(b) most of us here at TAH are smart enough to not click on the spambot’s bait. (Most, because I’m unsure of Lars’ mental acumen)

Now, if and when the spambot starts using gun bunnies for bait, we might have a bit of a problem with some of us Deplorables.

KoB

We’d like to make some S(pecial) P(rocessed) A(ss) M(eat) out of the mofo, GB.

Graybeard

I was trying to come up with a comment something like that – didn’t make it this time.

I’ll help crank the grinder, though.

NDHoosier

If the TAH Tavern is going to serve so much Spam, can I get some baked beans too?

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Make some of that SPAM into musubi, I’ll eat it all.

5JC

I have been getting a lot of calls from Amy lately. I used to hand up or not answer strange numbers but then began responding. Amy is a very lonely AI. The calls go mostly like this:

Amybot – “Hi, this is Amy from American Senior Benefits, how are you doing today?”

5JC – “Ok I guess, I have this rash on my junk that I’m not sure where it came from. The itching is driving me nuts.”

Amybot -“Great! I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you about this exciting program from American Senior Benefits that gives you free shit!”

5JC – “You know what Amy, you sound really hot and bothered. The old lady and I were wondering if you could come over and ‘explain’ in detail about this ‘program’, go tag team, and maybe you could take a look at my stuff and tell me what is going on down there, I think it might be Donkey Pox.”

Amybot – “I would love to help you with that! If you could answer a few short questions. First, how old are you?”

5JC – “I am 105 years old”

-clik