Cody Stermer; X-box commando
Scotty’s FOIA Machine strikes again, this time with Cody Stermer, seen in his authorized uniform above. Cody claims to be a Warrant Officer in the Army, and he’s a helicopter pilot, in his mind.
To prove it, he wears some video game dog tags. Totally legit. However, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?” And AKO agrees with them.
Scotty has been cranking out these phonies at neck-breaking speed, but I think that it’s because the log jam at NPRC after the government shutdown has been broken.
Category: Phony soldiers
Geeezus Daaaamn Chriiiiist, What the fuck is your major malfunction numb nuts, you made false claims, we called you out, now you want us to believe that this was done by somebody else Cody. Shit, you are so stupid that you think you are smarter than everyone else. Give it up you little punk ass kid.
@183-Christ, how did God make a being with as little reading comprehension as yours? Scotty is saying that YOU said you were at some secret squirrel program at the Boeing base (quite a ways to fall to be a McDonald’s fry cook now). He’s relaying a false claim of YOURS, not saying it’s true.
@197
Sparks you are right I am young and I know I have improvements to be made in my life. I made a few mistakes in my life and I apologize to every person on this thread that has to suffer through this thread
@203.
Look up Paul (of the Ballsack) and APL.
They can help you.
“So keep that in mind, ” Cody tells me,” When you think you know probation violations[.] Well, twit, I do. There is no “restitution court” in AZ, as I suspected. You are on standard probation with a condition to pay restitution. Your violation may or may not be for your failure to make at least two restitution payments and, often, if the violation is failure to pay, the PO tacks whatever other violations (e.g., failure to report as directed)you may have committed to that violation. The good news for AZ victims is that once the restitution order is signed (and it has been), the victim or victims may have a lien attached to personal property, as well as any realty, of course. That lien includes a car that you may own or own in the future. AZ looks like it takes good care of victims due restitution, unlike many other states. So, yeah, I don’t know anything about probation or plea bargains from dangerous felonies to nondangerous ones in AZ. You are right, as usual. What an asshole.
Well done, AC. And thank you for clarifying things for us.
@203-YOU are the one making us suffer through this thread, Cody. Start small-take responsibility in an Internet comment section first, then work your way up.
@203 Cody I think the point of my post @197 went right over your head. I think you missed that one completely. I give up. You throw some folks a life preserver and it just hits them in the head and they drown.
Oh, and Cody? Felons can’t carry or own weapons, even in states with no CCW restrictions, like AZ, WY, VT, or AK. Even being on probation may prohibit you from owning or carrying one.
Dipshit.
Perhaps this guy has a future in rap.
From what I’ve seen here, he’d be perfect for the stage name “1-DMF”. Kinda like “Run-DMC”, except less intelligent, less talented, and with a worse command of the English language.
It gets even better, 2/17 Air Cav. If I’m reading these court minutes correctly, the “young honor student” here has already copped to probation violations a couple of times previously. I’m thinking the judge might be getting a wee bit tired of seeing him repeatedly for the “same old/same old”.
http://www.courtminutes.maricopa.gov/
@210—Well, he’s got the felony part right, at least.
Ah, to be young and naive again . . . .
HS Sophomore: the “F” in “1-DMF” doesn’t stand for “felon”. Take a close look at the last two letters, and then think about how unintelligent (AKA dumb) this tool seems. I think the light will come on for ya then. (smile)
@213—No, I know it doesn’t stand for “felon” (1 dumb mother fucker; I know); sorry if I didn’t make that clear. I was referring to the fact that if there’s a single professional rapper without an extensive criminal record, I have yet to hear about him.
HS Sophomore: yep, ya got it. Should have figured you would, but you threw me a bit there with that comment.
And yeah, you’re in general correct about rap “artists”. Not sure all have extensive criminal records, but it does seem that the overwhelming majority do.
Can’t wait to hit that link next week and find out if our boy is wearing pink panties and getting ass-plowed by Bubba who also took his bologna sandwich.
WOW, Cody Stermer the POSER, you’re still digging at full throttle!
“…all boeing does is make the apache helicopter ”
DAMMIT, BOY, are you trying to be stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
Like I said earlier, you’re spinning like a turd being flushed down a toilet, and you pulled the chain yourself!!
Like I said, he strapped that rocket on to the stupid car and lit that fucker off.
It won’t be pretty for him when it stops, but I’ll be laughing my ass off, at least.
Stermer,
You say, “You won’t see me in strips ever because I don’t have a big criminal record only one felony that will be a misdemeanor charge within a year once I pay the money.”
I say, most people go through life without ever breaking and or facing a judge. You in the statement above, make it sound like this is no big deal.
It is! You are a low life felon!
@218—Somewhat of a threadjack, but the big surprise to me is that with all the publicity that urban legend gets, that no one has tried to emulate it yet.
Like I said, dumber than a locust facing a praying mantis.
Gentlemen its done you can knock it off. I’m not trying to fight or anything its over
Waitthefuckupholdonafuckinsecondthere…YOU want to dictate terms?
You, who fucked up, want to tell US it’s over? Who can’t even bring himself to admit what he’s done is fucking wrong? Who won’t admit to all the shit he’s pulled? Who isn’t in the least bit contrite? Who is looking at several months, if not years, of being someone’s pink-panty bitch, courtesy of Sheriff Joe?
Hey, not for nothing, but even Phoenix can get mighty cold in January.
Reading through this thread I couldn’t help but laugh at the thought; Bradley Manning has more time in service than Cody Stermer.
Bet if they shared a cell Manning could do the decorating while Stermer cooked.
Seriously, I don’t know which one of these marones is sillier: Asstoes, the Donut Ranger, or the XBox commando here, but if you hanker after pure comedy, TAH is the place for you!!!
Hey, cody, you dumb, carp-sucking codpiece clamp, you aren’t in charge here, you know. You’re on the bottom-most rung of the bottom of the ladder. You don’t get to decide who quits. You got nothin’, dipstick.
@222, well then, stop posting here. Simple as that, but this little thread about you stays as long as TAH exist.
By the dick head, “Did you super size my combo yet”?
Cody Stermer the poser, diarrhea of the mouth is a side effect of having SHIT FOR BRAINS, and you prove it with every one of your comments!!
I just finished looking at the court minute entries (6/2009 to 12/27/13)… looks like he stole a car and totaled the thing (to the tune of $14K). LEO’s charged him with a lesser felony, and he’s been dragging this shit out for 4 1/2 years. If he had been making restitution as per court order, he’d only have about 5 more months of payments to make and it would be a done deal.
Cody, get your collective shit together and pay the gal you stole the car from her money and do whatever the tells you to do. How fucking hard is it for you to do? Shut your yap, stop the lies and man up before it’s too late!
BTW – if I were you, I’d be praying real hard that all of this shitstorm you created doesn’t show up in front of your PO or the DA – I’m sure that they would be more than happy to throw you in front of a judge and send you to a “pound you in the ass” state pen for your stupidity.
This is getting long again. Has he threated lawsuits yet or is he still a stage 1 denier?
I think Cody has a god shot at making the February cover of Prison Bride Magazine. In case anyone is interested in providing a wedding gift, he is registered at the Maricopa County Jail Commissary.
Dooh! Make that he has a good shot at making the cover of Prison Bride Magazine.
He might as well start shopping on line for his next companion. Sherriff Joe was kind enough to post photos of the available bachelors on line.
http://www.mcso.org/Mugshot/Default.aspx
Good God, the stupid tree is producing plenty of fruit lately… You do not tell us when it is over dipshit. You brought it all on yourself. Hey, keep on posting those Cody Stermer the fake blackhawk piot, infantryman, and not even doing a pretty shitty job of being a man… adopted a 14 year old my ass. What judge would be stupid enough to grant adoption to a 23 year old fry cook, and
convicted felon?
Shitbag here lives at his mom’s house as she claims she does not know him and he claims he has never heard of Stermer.
Also, shitbag calls you back claiming to be “Tiberius” Stermer and wonders why you are calling his young daughter. You know, the same phone that he answers.
Yeah, assclown is using his family as a shield.
Hang on, didn’t he claim that his mum died in New York onSeptember 11?? I know there’s some blonde in this hair but none of its natural, I think it was on the last page of comments before this one he claimed his mum died.
233 GT
So he’s a Captain James T Kirk Wannabe as well.
/so sad
Maybe Shatner will get even with the tool by singing to him . . . .
Shatner’s version of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” should do the trick…
Combat Historian: I think “Rocket Man” works better. But that’s just me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkrLvXH9V8U
Warning: safe for work, but remember – curiosity killed the cat.
@237 Thanks Hondo. Now I need eye bleach AND I will puncture my own ear drums! Shatner sitting there Bogartin’ his cigarette and screwing up a song I really like.
222Cody Stermer Says:
January 8th, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Gentlemen its done you can knock it off. I’m not trying to fight or anything its over.
WRONG!
We have only started!
Sparks: sorry, amigo. But I did post an appropriate warning with the link. (smile)
His 14 yo adopted daughter is going to be so disappointed
Oh, so like Wickre, Stermer starts by calling and harassing me, now he wants it to all stop? Like I told you the first night, Stermer, you follow a very distinct pattern.
I feel sorry for his family as they are covering and in some cases being used to justify his behavior.
I can only imagine that this is not the first time.
Dude is also claiming that he is an investigator with a sex crimes unit although he cannot name the type of unit, rank or state.
This guy is a true sack of shit.
Has anyone sent this stuff in to the DA that will be at tomorrow’s hearing? I’m sure that they would be really interested in Cody’s claims about being a LEO/Investigator.
Cody – get ready for a new uniform (Arapio Pink) and a new job (salad tosser). Things probably won’t break in your favor tomorrow morning… and we have ways of finding out.
Cody, just pull a Paul (of the Ballsack) move and blame everyone else for your shitbaggery.
In case you missed it (because I put it in a “Weekend Open Thread”, go to http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39149, post #46, and see the summary of some texts he sent me. Hilarious, and yet pathetic.
Can we PLEASE stop calling me “the ex” I never dated this fucker!! He’s a lying prick and I don’t want to be associated in anyway with him!! If not for my reputation at least stop so I can avoid puking from the mental image?
By the way, does anyone know if its a breach of a resaining order that he is posting my son’s pic on his profiles and that he is claiming all of this stuff about me?
Cody takes it in the ass.