Cody Stermer; X-box commando

Scotty’s FOIA Machine strikes again, this time with Cody Stermer, seen in his authorized uniform above. Cody claims to be a Warrant Officer in the Army, and he’s a helicopter pilot, in his mind.
To prove it, he wears some video game dog tags. Totally legit. However, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?” And AKO agrees with them.

Scotty has been cranking out these phonies at neck-breaking speed, but I think that it’s because the log jam at NPRC after the government shutdown has been broken.
Category: Phony soldiers
You’re forgetting something Stermer. You may have de-activated your twitter account. But your tweets are still saved in my e-mails.
Please continue XBox commander. We know you’re lying , But you have become comical to watch.
I LOVED playing “fly the helicopter” video games as a kid, that alone probably makes me more qualified to be a pilot than Cody Stermer the POSER ever has been!!
Damn, that kid is spinning like a turd being flushed down the toilet!
Here is a message he sent to his own BoS that was flagged spam.
Where are the links for the pictures you posted cause when I click on them they don’t match pictures. Were these photo shopped to make a person a poser on Cody Stermer , US Army Warrant Officer – 1, Infantry Combat Deployed POSER , Blog of Shame
Delete | Not spam
Cody Stermer
on 1/2/14
Yeah, Scotty, I think someone needs to explain the concept of “archiving a copy in case the site is later changed” to our “honors student” here. As well as the concept of “saving e-mail for future reference.”
In his defense, he has been kinda busy for a while. I’m sure that preparing for probation revocation hearings takes quite a bit of one’s time.
Well Cody, although your fry cook IQ seems to not understand why the case against you is so airtight, how you are in the wrong, how you cannot beat the wrap, and how you would frankly be better off playing the penitent sinner shtick and removing all your claims instead of coming here spewing factually ignorant and self-righteous bullshit, I’m hoping I can spell it out for you, being that I am closer to your age and life experience. Frankly, it doesn’t matter whether those are JROTC ribbons or not, as Hondo said previously. No matter what kind of uniform you are wearing, whether you screwed up or or got it right, or whether the picture by itself would be stolen valor, it’s irrelevant because in the captions, you say you are a W-1 and include a clip art (I think) of their rank insignia. Thus, you are claiming to be a W-1 (and a combat infantryman, and an LEO in other places) in your own words. That alone is stolen valor. The picture by itself would, perhaps, not be stolen valor if it really is JROTC (too low res for me to tell), but if you use it to aid in misrepresenting yourself as a veteran to people too ignorant to know otherwise, that’s stolen valor. Which you have done. So you can’t hide behind that defense. Then, there’s your fucking ridiculous defense that your ex is responsible and that all this is an online conspiracy she is behind. Frankly, if you think you’re the first person to come in here after being outed and claim that the dog hacked your facebook, or that the ex-significant other is bitter and wants to smear you online, you must be even more brain dead than I already think you are. But here’s what else you’re missing; if you really are being smeared, there would be ample proof of it because all the entries would be listed as coming from your ex’s IP address (unless she used your computer or electronic device). All of these sites have got ways to complain or… Read more »
We already established that I have court your way behind on that brother
This little shit has earned his own folder in my e-mail archives.
HS Sophomore – absent fingerprints, the identical twin example you gave could be legally quite problematic for the prosecution in a criminal case (I understand even identical twins don’t have identical fingerprints, so fingerprint evidence would allow one to tell which was guilty). Other than that minor quibble – damn nice analysis.
I don’t think I’d bet on Cody the Clueless here “getting it”, though.
Not behind on anything, Clueless One. Just giving you a subtle, friendly reminder about your upcoming court date at 8:30AM (MST) this Friday. We wouldn’t want you to oversleep and miss it. That could have – shall we say – somewhat unpleasant consequences.
How’s the court-ordered restitution coming? Have you got the outstanding balance down below 5 figures yet?
@156-So-why is it that you’re still here? You must know you don’t have a legal case. You know we’re not going to take the stuff down. I really don’t get why you’re here. Perhaps you are simply too stupid to understand that not a person in the world believes you. So go to your probation hearings. You have bigger problems than us, oh yes you do.
@158-Oh, sorry, should have clarified that, you’re right. I meant claiming that I have an identical twin (who’s existence can’t be verified, much like Cody’s ex), and then saying that because the prosecution can’t prove it’s NOT true, it’s still possible, would be a fallacious defense. Exactly the equivalent of what Cody is trying to do here. Thanks.
@ 156 …. So you are saying you way ahead of us!
DUMBASS!
HS Sophomore: whether or not a given birth was single or multiple generally can be determined by consulting vital records. Same mother/father/date combination and very small variation in time of birth would show multiple. Wouldn’t verify that the twin was identical, but could definitively refute the possibility (if the birth was investigated and found to be single, or the twin was a different gender).
Your example as given was actually a good one – you included fingerprints as part of the physical evidence, which as I understand it would almost certainly allow distinguishing between two identical twins. However, absent that it would allow reasonable doubt, and thus might be easily misunderstood. For that reason (possibility of misunderstanding/misinterpretation) and to avoid having to explain things at length, maybe it’s not the optimal example to use.
Still – quite an impressive analysis.
Actually, in most states, the standard for probation violations is a mere preponderance of the evidence. What he faces, if found to have violated the terms and conditions of probation, is imposition of a previously suspended sentence, the balance of it if he served some time, or, if neither of those applies, sentencing for the underlying offense for which he received probation. The evidentiary rules are relaxed, too. Here, at TAH, we are unburdened by legal standard and generally employ the “smell test”– which he has continually failed. He’s just a run-of-the-mill bullshitter. Oh, I nearly forgot. “Fries Up!”
Cody Banks … let me sum up your life in one Google Hit with your full name.
This is your legacy: https://www.google.com/#q=cody+douglas+stermer
Good points. Ok, Sterner, correction appended; consider the twins example deleted. But you get the idea. Less spewing, more apologizing/removing.
Stermer, did you forget about the text messages from your phone (as verified by AT&T reverse phone number look up) in which you claimed to be a sheriff’s deputy and that you were issuing a warrant for my arrest for failing to cooperate with your questions about an ex-girlfriend? I still have them.
By the way, we’ve heard the “ex-girlfriend set me up” before. Don’t you have any original material – something that gets our attention besides the same old tired shit.
2/17 Air Cav: since he’s failed the smell test so badly, are you sure you want him serving you fries? (smile)
You should all know by now that the only reason cody the clueless keeps comin’ on back here is that he’s getting the attention he has so desperately wanted for SO long it hurts, and he is absolutely basking in it.
Be careful what you wish for. You might get it.
Here is one of his tweets where I was ready to shoot my monitor when I read it.
Scotty H.
@h_scottie
@Soviet_Stermer A couch potato mama’s basement living thumb jockey commando such as yourself would know. Huh killer ? – 03 Jan
Cody Stermer
@Soviet_Stermer
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@h_scottie mamas boy right my mother has been dead since September 11th in new York. Like I said your nothing but a criminal
09:30 PM – 03 Jan 14
Well, Stermer, I think your time would be better spent praying that, like my lovely state of California, the jails in your lovely state are way overcrowded and that the governor will stop sending nonviolent criminals to jail in order to control the pop. Since, you know, impersonating a cop is a crime, and one that’s looked upon esp. dismally, as a matter of fact.
Yeah, we know that Ex-PH2. But whacking around chew-toys like this tool is kinda fun sometimes.
Um, Cody, if you want to know a true High School Sophomore who has honors, reread HS Sophomore’s posts. I don’t know the honors requirements in Arizona but you are for sure not an “honors” anything. You apparently barely passed English, if you did at all. Your writing is enough proof of that. You are caught Cody. Learn to be a man. The first step is to take responsibility for your actions. Admit the fraud you are and then make an apology. This thread will not go away Cody, ever.
Just puttin’ in my 5 cents’ worth, Hondo. Inflation, you know. I mean, this one is as thick as a London fog in 1874.
Hey, Cody…how are you gonna come out my way to drive your vehicle into the front of my house when you’re locked up for that probation violation?
‘Soviet__Stermer’?
What is the use of ‘soviet’ supposed to mean? Does this penny loafer have even the faintest idea what the word ‘Soviet’ stands for?
Geez-o pete, the doorknob on the outside of my front door is smarter than this petri dish product.
Listen everyone I know I made a few mistakes in my life this doesn’t make it any better. We are all humans. If you guys want a higher red picture of my JROTC uniform all of you just have to ask or email me
@176-Well, if he’s a communist, that gives us an idea of the measure of his understanding of the time-honored concept “don’t go adoin’ the same things over and over and expectin’ different results.”
Cody, in honor of your impressive feats of keyboard bravado, sockpuppetting/impersonation, posing, and denial, I would like to share with you my favorite country song, which I feel could have been written for you. Without further ado, here it is:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTSRUjq-LJs&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdTSRUjq-LJs
@177. Don’t be so kind to yourself. A mistake is putting on a sock that is inside out or forgetting to set the alarm. What you have done isn’t a mistake. Hell, you’re doing the avoidance dance to this minute and suggesting that others are responsible for your reprehensible shit. I know that you can’t man up. It’s not something you do. It’s not part of your character. So, maybe you should just go the hell away before people really start getting pissed around here.
Like I said guys all you have to do is ask for a picture. Alot of those websites already have deleted cause of the restraining order and I know I can prove that if you look up me in mesa municipal court
@177-Oh, the pity ploy. Very original (we also tend to be very cynical of that here; for why, google our thread on SEAL poser Daniel Dembinski). See fella, here’s your problem. We’re not attacking you over the fact that you’ve made mistakes. We all have (although most of ours didn’t result in arrests or probation). I’ve acted arrogant and ignorant on this very blog.
Here’s what separates you from us. Like big men, we own up to our mistakes most of the time. You, on the other hand, after making a VERY BIG mistake, have only offered excuses, threats, and red herrings. And, of course, impersonating an LEO. And I have yet to hear you apologize. To use that age-old idiom that summarizes what you should do so perfectly-“If you find yourself in a deep hole, STOP FRIKIN’ DIGGIN’!!!” I have yet to hear you apologize to anyone for anything.
And we still don’t care about your stupid JROTC uniform (Even if you did send me a pic, how would I know you didn’t just buy it, then deck it out to reflect your story?). Sorry.
Cody: All we want from you is to quit lying about your military service. It really is that easy. You made this mess, and you must live with the consequences.
After you pay your debt for whatever other criminal activities in which you have been engaged, while concurrently telling no more lies, then get back to us about what we might suggest that you do next.
Nobody is free from making mistakes. Choosing to engage in criminal activity is not a mistake – it is criminal behavior. We may not be able to make you stop lying to yourself, but we absolutely will haunt you until you stop lying about having served in the military.
No, I don’t give a flip about pics of you in a JROTC uniform or anything else other than a pink jumpsuit. That I look forward to seeing.
Like I know the Scotty page says I’m working on a future warrior program at boweing how does that make sense. There is only one person I know who would say that kind of stuff cause I use to pull security with Allied Barton at boeing. So I knew Erica Clevenger would say something that stupid in the first place cause all that boeing does is make the apache helicopter
Which with your criminal background, You would never have the security clearance to work on XBox Warrior
You won’t see me in strips ever because I don’t have a big criminal record only one felony that will be a misdemeanor charge within a year once I pay the money
Cody: Are you retarded? Seriously, are you suffering a mental defect for which you are receiving treatment? Because, if not, you jug-earred jellyfish, you must think we are as stupid as the girls and rabbits you previously suckered into dating you. Go ahead. Keep it up.
That was before you tried impersonating a police officer Cody. You took one lie & transformed it into many lie’s. Now you’re up shit creek without a boat, Let alone a paddle. Look in the mirror boy. You’re the one who created this mess.
Scotty, et al., I have cat kibble with a higher IQ than this dipstick.
Now he’s just making his little old self into a t-ball.
Like I said Scotty your blog is false saying I’m in a future program that doesn’t exist in any Boeing facility. Like I said Scotty your blog has that one sentence that doesn’t make sense and that a girl told you to put that one there like you are her bitch or something. I’m just saying the facts there
Ever hear of the story about the boy who kept hollering wolf Cody ? Yea, I didn’t think so.
Here’s some food that, I hope, will produce some nightmares for this clown. Some probationers who owe oodles of victim restitution think that a violation hearing will not result in their incarceration because, the thinking goes, “If I’m in jail or prison, the restitution won’t be paid.” Wrong. A split sentence overcomes that. You get, say, a year in jail or two in prison and then you get to serve probation and pay restitution again! If that doesn’t work, for whatever reason, you go to prison, make parole (invariably) one way or another, and the restitution is made a condition of your parole! Here, Cody, have a sux donut. Sooner or later, those ears will make Bubba very happy. Of course, I am assuming that Bubba’s pleasure will not be yours. I could be wrong about that.
What is this guy? Two fries short of fucking Happy Meal?
I’m not on a probation violation in going to a restitution court so I won’t go to jail or prison the simple fact is its a felony 6 non dangerous crime since the criminal damage that was dangerous got dismissed. So the most I can do in prison is one year and sense I already have three months in that will make it easy decision to reinstate felony probation. The simple fact is when you get arrested for a probation violation they don’t release you from custody and they house in jail. So keep that in mind when you think you know probation violations
Or the simple fact I wouldn’t be a registered gun owner that the state lets me carry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY
Ohh yeah, you knew it was coming!
O.M.G. He barely speaks in his own native tongue.
This guy is so dumb, he makes ‘dumb and dumber’ look like a quaint, unused adjective. Two entries written in some unintelligible gibberish, especially the second entry, do not make him look any smarter, either.
Hey, Cody, did your mother have any children that lived?
Cody, I doubt you will listen to an “old” man like me. In fact, as I read your responses, I feel I am wasting my words. However I offer you this to consider. Cody you are still a VERY young man. Relatively speaking, you have NO problems in life thus far. Because you have done nothing yet which cannot be overcome. Whatever criminal charges you face, they can be dealt with in time and overcome. You have made a terrible error in judgement regarding the issue which brings you to this blog and thread. But that too can be overcome. You have been offered several times here a remedy to the issue of falsely claiming military service and rank. I highly recommend you think about this and do what is necessary to resolve this and put it behind you as well. You are the one who began this in your life and you are the one who can end it. You are young but youth fades quickly…and you are then left with the LIFETIME consequences of your choices. Stop digging your hole deeper Cody and start digging yourself out of this. Just a little food for thought.
I need a De-Cody ring. WTF did he just try to say? Jebeebus.
Okay, I have to conclude that the “honors graduate” claim is bullshit too. I like the assertion that he makes that the most he can get is a year. And how long does Bubba take to pleasure himself with the lad? Let’s say it’s 10 minutes. Hmmm. Yes, a year will certainly accomodate Bubba.
Yeah, Cody. We believe that BS, also. You do understand that we have a bunch of attorneys (that would be folks practicing law around the country) and an even bigger bunch of cops who post here that are simply messing with you, not unlike a cat playing with a mouse it is in the process of killing, right?
You, like so many other posers, are predictable in your unwarranted high opinion of yourself. Others view you differently and are more accurate in their assessment. Eventually you will learn. So far, you are choosing to make your own life much more difficult than it need be.
So, what did Xbox Boy do that he has to do a command performance in front of Maricopa Court System?