Wittgenfeld’s happy dance
I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;
New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!
This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.
Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.
You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.
I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.
Category: Phony soldiers, Shitbags
since you punks are always blocking muzzling me FUCK YOU LILYEA suck this ..!
The LRRP 41 Cometh up your ass with a semi-tractor.
Better keep your pants up around this clown above me.
@151 you are sad little vulgar person.
Aahh, the Village Idiot returns! As for “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre’s Aston-Martin, and his saying that he “..practically stole it…”, maybe that means it’s a die-cast model that he bought Crome some kid at a yard sale or Flea Market?
The LLRP 41 HAS BEEN THREATING HE IS COMING FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE KNOW HIM. HE MUST HAVE A PROBLEM KEEPING IT UP IF HE HASENT COMETH YET. AND HE IS AN EMBILLISHING CUNT TO BOOT
@ 151 … you are a moron of epic size, scope and depth!
That is all.
Any questions?
Very well.
Carry on!
DullASS–you were thrown on your head as a child quite a bit, weren’t you?
@151, so, let me get this straight. First you want a man to perform oral sex on you and then you want to perform sodomy on him. Does this mean that you are homosexual? Because that seems to be what you are saying there.
It’s okay, though. I will not discriminate against you because of your sexual preference. I have a few friends who are also gay. As long as you are happy with your lifestyle choice, that is all that matters.
Like I stated in another thread, if Dally-boy still lives in Florida, I’d be very surprised if it turns out he’s never been incarcerated for a Mental Evaluation under the Baker Act!!
Proud Infidel; I have it on good sources that Dullass Whipitnflogit, lives between Orange City and DeBary, in whichever loser trailer park he can find a couch to crash on. One of the oldest jumpers at Skydive Deland just laughs when I mention his name. A recently retired law enforcement officer, from the area knows of him and also laughs at me talking of him. I am quite familiar with the Hwys 17/92, I-4, Deltona, Osteen area, and have kept very good relations with people of several different circles, living there. Before I head down there to visit friends, I will have a scout or two let me know the skinny on the fatty.
Kato811, Witlessandtitless gives ‘cunts’ a bad name. Even they aren’t as low as he is.
How did he find his way back here this time? Did Timmy Ramey – remember him? – offer to be his sock puppet again?
I wonder if Dullasa goes to Stetson’s baseball games?
I believe that #151 has some major issues with homosexual tendencies, based on his comments. Therefor, in my opinion, as a retired member of Navy Medical Department, that makes him a “rump riding ranger” (no disrespect intended to real RANGERS).
I got $50 that says he wears assless chaps (like Phil) when skydiving….
@#163:
I believe that you would be wrong, I have it from a good source that he can’t wear the assless chaps as his flabby assed butt cheeks become aerodynamic and cause him to get all out of control, but at those after the DZ parties, hell yeah!
I think also, that he has been seen standing in line for a sammich at the Cutaway Cafe, with a guy very very close behind him.
@164, “Nuts to butts,” to coin a phrase?
Lebben B, how in hell did you know that tidbit of personal info on him? He was trying to keep that phrase under wraps, or under blankets, or under something.
Frank, when you put the terms “assless chaps” and “Dallas Wittgenfeld” in the same sentence, you can’t help but think that. Right now, I need some mental chlorine to wash that image out of my mind.
Senior Chief, is there an ICD9/10 code for that condition ?
Oh, didn’t you guys know about Dullandwilted?
He’s married to two different women in two different places. I believe one is in Indiana some place and the other is in Florida, so he probably stays with one until he’s eaten all the food and she’s complaining about not getting laid, and then leaves for the other one, stays there until he gets the same noise, and returns to #1.
I think it’s plausible to say that the only thing dallas wittgenfeld ever really fucked was his real military career history.
@158 and 163, I have it on good authority that if you only do it once it’s experimentation, doesn’t make you gay. Unfortunately, Dullass exceeded that his first day. 🙂
#168 – the code is F66.1 (Ego-dystonic sexual orientation) which is “The gender identity or sexual preference (heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or prepubertal) is not in doubt, but the individual wishes it were different because of associated psychological and behavioural disorders, and may seek treatment in order to change it.” WHO wants to take it out of the ICD 10.
#170 – please don’t say “it ain’t gay if it’s underway”… I had dinner a few hours ago and that would be more than enough for my GERD to flare up…
All this talk about beans has me looking forward to chili season. Mmmm…
@173, EVERY season is a good season for chili.
TheOtherMatt, try North Bay Trading for some serious cooking beans.
Dear. Mr. Seavey: My attorneys have advocated writing you once again. You still have up on your blog sight a static, inaccurate copy of my MD entries on the State Docketing System. I have told you previously, that you are violating MD Copyright, avoiding the terms of use, portraying my docket entries over 20 years as to traffic, municipal infractions, civil business lawsuits , duplicates, and MD informationals as a heinous Criminal record. Your sarcastic, demeaning corrections still implies the worst innuendos, e.g the VA FW was for a speeding ticket adjudged and expunged. I am going to tell you one more time, Your blog CANNOT TAKE A SCREEN SHOT OF MD Docket entries, and hold it out to the world, as to your Google Page/Rank manipulation as to any sort of fact or official record which you are portraying. I will tell you again, you can post the link to the public access system, but not copy and editorialize as to the State property of docket entries your verbal statements, which are defamatory, cast me in a false light and have cost me real money damages. For the record, this is our response, and you must take down that post, as well as other planted Google pictures of the MD Docketing system , that you have designed and implemented on the search of my name as to false, derogatory information that the public will not understand as to docket entries, which you cast to impinge on my employment and damage my reputation. I already have your answer as ‘NAH”., and ask you once again as notified, that you must take down that portrayal , and not use screen shots .of traffic tickets and lack of dog tags, as you write, in a continuing mockful tone that this is really my arrest record and entanglement with the Judicial System, for all to see, when the legitimate users of that site are the Criminal Justice Establishment, Judges , Court Clerks and prosecutors. I again note that there are 5 entries as to domestic assault and resisting in 17 years, and the… Read more »
IN case you forgot and Seavey denies seeing it, this is a legal notice–U.S. MAIL AND VIA E-MAIL ADMIN@THISAINTHELL.US AND JLILYEA@YAHOO.COM Jonn V Lilyea 2541 Glenallen Ave. Apt 101 Silver Spring, MD 20906 Dear Mr. Lilyea: As you know, this firm represents All Points Logistics, LLC (“APL”) and Phil Monkress, President and Chief Executive Officer of APL. Please direct any communication, whether telephonically or in writing, to me. As you also know based on our telephone conversation in March 2013, we are aware of the numerous defamatory and disparaging comments posted on your blog http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777 regarding APL and Mr. Monkress, and the comments continue to be posted by you and others. More specifically, throughout the blog, there are many false statements that attack Mr. Monkress’s professional character and standing, including his honesty in business, and statements that falsely accuse Mr. Monkress and APL of committing criminal and immoral acts. We are also aware of your direct, written communications to persons in Florida that include defamatory and disparaging comments about Mr. Monkress. As you acknowledged during our telephone conversation and on the blog, you are publishing these comments with the intent to harm Mr. Monkress and destroy his business. It is our position that many of these false statements about our clients constitute defamation per se in which certain damages are presumed because they impute: 1. A criminal offense that could be a felony; and 2. Characteristics or a condition incompatible with the proper exercise of their lawful business, trade, profession, or office. These statements convey provable false factual assertions. For instance, APL’s business status has been thoroughly investigated and vetted by the United States government specifically The United States Department of Veterans Affairs, and numerous contracting officials. Further, APL has earned every single contract award. APL has received numerous performance awards and, over the years, has maintained a perfect performance score with the Department of Homeland Security through its formal evaluation process. Moreover, Mr. Monkress has proudly served in the United States Navy and was honorably discharged. Mr. Monkress’s military records have been verified by the United States Department of… Read more »
paul k wickre, you dumb, stump-sucking clown, get a life and find a new hobby!
You lie like a dirty mop. The only valid complaint is OURS.
Now piss off!
Aren’t you supposed to be job hunting or something????
Ms. Benton dropped your case, wickre, you moron. Everybody here knows that.
Mallet. 6-inch Spike. You know what to do.
Wait…is Lori Benton posting in concert with Wickre, using the same handle, or is Wickre pretending to BE Lori Benton, and forgetting to change the handle?
Nah, VI. More ineffectual mewlings of a pathetic little un-man. More like the whining of a 11 year old girl who just learned how to hit that annoying pitch when plaintively protesting imagined injustices.
Cease and desist, I will send you a copy of that which you disavow but i have the timestamp record of. I am going to find the original email, Jonns editorial comments that he is taking his MD legal gun over the border, two more from the blog, and your aquiescence, to matters of violence, Wittgenfelds letter to the Sheriif, another Jonn commnet as to killing me, bundle it all up and send it in. Along with the 100 pages of threats, disfigurenment, maiming, 20 recorded phone calls from your member , 4Caller IDs from lilyea, State Prosecutor files from AL and MT, and FL, and just assemble it as to ” Where there is smoke, there is Fire”– a long documneted history of threats, intimidation, violant acts, civil unrest, many complaints, all pointed to Mineral County. Lets see if the Mountain of direct and circumstantail evidence overcomes your sweet letter about public speech to Rackspace, with your nice First Amendment Lawyers. I do not think you are dealing with reality, as you think vile and violent acts, defamtion, lible, threats, sponsored communication on maiming and murder will certailnly overcome your argument, ” OH I am NOT responsible for the Speech I encouraged, by my repeat members” NOT ME. They are all protected as to say anything and deliver it over our communication media no matter how threatening, vile, libelous or wrong. WE CAN SAY ANYTHING AND DESTROY AND INTERFERE WITH LIVES ALL OVER THE US! (giggle) Monsiiuer Seavey. It is in the Constitution that I am enaboling speech though my owned and sponsored communuication media to defile graves, fuck corpses, torture innocents, destroy work lives and impugn anyone I like because we have a CONSTITUION!! Prosecuting Attorney Office Contact Information Staff Duties of Office CONTACT INFORMATION Address: Office of the Prosecuting Attorney P.O. Drawer 458 Keyser, WV 26726 Phone: 304-788-0300 or 301-777-0602 Fax: 304-788-0768 Email: James W. (Jay) Courrier, Jr., Prosecuting Attorney ” You know if you had tried that shit you did with Stallone with me, you’d be nursing a bullet wound right about now, either from me… Read more »
I do not think you are dealing with reality,
You clearly aren’t. Hell, you clearly aren’t dealing with a functioning command of the English language.
Now go back to earning your Apprentice Fluffer certificate and knock back a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 2020. Maybe stop embarrassing that poor unfortunate soul who exhibited a profound lack of taste and sense by marrying you.
But you won’t. Like a whipped dog, you come crawling back just to get beat down again. Hell, even Tina was smart enough to leave Ike eventually.
I do not think those words mean what he thinks they mean.
Man, he’s getting sillier and sillier by the 15-minute segment, isn’t he?
Let’s see: another job option is the industrial paper shredding and recycling business. That line of work is always as busy as all getout. The thing is, to make any money in it, most recyclers require a minimum of 10,000 pounds of paper if you want to get paid for it. That’s a full skiff load.
@185
Around here, some of the human flotsam and jetsam drift about collecting aluminum cans and ferry those to the recycling machines found at most supermarkets. Maybe he could manage that.
Dear Mr. Seavey: I have written you multiple times as to your bypassing the MD Code on the Judiciary System, and the MD terms of use, which you have bypassed and insist on disparaging me, by portraying to your 5100 members that I have 35 arrests, and am a career Criminal with an extensive Criminal past according to your members including JAGC, portrayed with 35 arrests on a MD Rap Sheet. I have written you per your blog registrar, and corrected the record which you must do or face punitive damages or whatever redress I can conceive. I have sent you the corrected record of 5 arrests in a failed marriage and common assault and resisting going back some 7 to 16 years. Your public blog, whereby you have manipulated the page rank, purposefully put me, my wife and my former boss, Phil Monkress in a consistent” false light” has to be very opposed, as have written, you are affecting my commerce, my ability to work and I have two signed statements from Federal Contractors, that your manipulation of the Social Media, ended my candidacy. I am damaged at the rate of $400k to $500k per year, not counting the false light you put on Mr. Monkress. Luckily, my wife and I and parentage are from the area with deep roots. We have the money, connections, lawyers and access to the governing bodies to correct your untrue, filthy aspersions, incorrect facts, and moreover will seek damages for every evil word your members denigrated us with, specifically you and your registered blog owners as parties responsible. In short you are damaging my reputation, with absolute proven lies, as I have written, exposed my person to some of the lowest ungoverned dirt in society and have done it all with a smirking tone as you borrow the influence from social media to destroy any ones life and careers you see fit, from your illicit power garnered from Google to your own ends to have influence over strangers on your odd social cause, artificially boosting your sites importance ( See J Lilyeas emails)… Read more »
He seems to be using only three threads. I am copying each of his posts to a Word document for posterity. 😛
Here’s another occupation that requires no human contact and no special skills: peat cutter. It’s a fuel in the UK and it’s used for gardening here, so there is probably some sort of need for people who don’t mind wading into a bog of stench of their own creation.
Luckily, my wife and I and parentage are from the area with deep roots. We have the money, connections, lawyers and access to the governing bodies to correct your untrue, filthy aspersions, incorrect facts, and moreover will seek damages for every evil word your members denigrated us with, specifically you and your registered blog owners as parties responsible
Apparently reality disagrees with you as you sit in a stupor failing month after month to do just that.
In short you are damaging my reputation, with absolute proven lies, as I have written, exposed my person to some of the lowest ungoverned dirt in society and have done it all with a smirking tone as you borrow the influence from social media to destroy any ones life and careers you see fit, from your illicit power garnered from Google to your own ends to have influence over strangers on your odd social cause, artificially boosting your sites importance ( See J Lilyeas emails)
Speaking as the (self-titled) Lead Smirker in the Band of Bastards, bullshit. You’re the one destroying your reputation. But yah, keep posting your name on these threads. I’m sure you can’t do much damage to your name (Paul K Wickre, for those keeping track) or that of your wife (Karen M Williams for anyone who wasn’t sure) much more damage.
I am damaged at the rate of $400k to $500k per year, not counting the false light you put on Mr. Monkress.
Then maybe you should quit damaging yourself, Flufferella.
Hey, paul k wickre a/k/a the wickre man!
here’s another job suggestion: cigarette roller/cutter in a Malaysian cigarette factory. All hand-rolled and hand-cut stuff.
Precisely the state I wnated you in , Your comments show FUD
The legal barrage rolls out and you are haybales in the Way
Reaxcting perfectly to the steamroller on legal/policy issues rolling out
Weaklings
Yeah, I think notsomuch, Paul.
You’re being laughed at, but like most of the wierd kids, you don’t realize it.
Precisely the state I wnated you in , Your comments show FUD
Bemused and pitying? We’ve been feeling that for some time now.
Your comments show Elmer Fudd. Stammering and staggering in their intellectual ineffectual nature.
Reaxcting
Reaxcting? Are we talking about harvesting timber regrowth or something?
The only thing rolling around here is me. As I’m laughing my ass off at your drunken antics.
Looks like he ran out of phony letters to copy and paste, doesn’t it?
Fear, uncertainty and doubt — where? Here?
I don’t think so.
For a second there, I actually thought he might be coming down off his high, but I guess not.
So, Wickre, here’s another job suggestion, in a badly-needed area: dog kennel cleaner.
You should be familiar with shoveling fecal matter. You’ve let all of us know how much and how quickly you can parcel it out.
Ex-, how about horse sperm collector. Those are some fine animals. They’re worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. He’d be doing the well-heeled a great service in helping to preserve honored equine lineages.
I’d just be concerned he’d try to make a smoothie out of what he’s supposed to be collecting.
Paul K Wickre said:
“The minute the Presidents Executive order on VA incompetence, reaches enactment, I will be the first witness on the stand as to your PTSD ICE addled aggressive VETS”
What the fuck is an “PTSD ICE addled aggressive vet”… someone who put too much ice in their drink?
I think Psul is starting to approach the mental breakdown point, just like dear old Dad did in the middle of his losing court battle for trying to swindle people in a radio station deal back in the 50s.
turd
Nik, I’m not sure that his being a horse sperm collector would be good for the horses.
However, the idea of sperm collection is great. How about goat sperm collector or giraffe sperm collector, or even bull sperm collector?
I’m sure he’d feel right at home in those stalls full of bull manure.
Old Dog, you could be right. I thought for sure he’d spend the night posting lots of his fake letters in many threads, but so far it’s only been four, posted in a few places.
And his ‘fear, uncertainty and doubt’ post indicates that he thinks he has us where we want him… or something like that. Not sure what he was trying to say.
How about goat sperm collector or giraffe sperm collector, or even bull sperm collector?
Given his likely method of collection, I have to ask. How tolerant are those types of sperm to adulteration? I’m thinking specifically how saliva tolerant is it? Might ruin the product.
Yes, it must be frozen quickly, I think in nitrogen. Nasty stuff. Instant freeze. 🙂
I think he’s done. I see nothing more by him. I have everything copied to Word for posterity.
@191…
Legal barrage? You got a real estate lawyer to pen a letter based on false pretenses. If you happen to actually get them to represent you in court, I think even the court reporter might be laughing at you.
As for the rest of the legalish drivvle you have written, why would someone who is named as a defendant not be allowed to “weight in” during a hearing?
As for the “false impression” MD judiciary site… it is a link to the actual MD judiciary site. Are you now claiming that he is hacking the MD Criminal Information/Court system?
Loser, party of one!