Bryan H Austin; sicko phony
Ken sent us a link to POW Network’s post about Bryan H Austin, who was apparently flaunting his phony finery in Milwaukee Mitchell airport, wearing an Army ACUs uniform with Lieutenant Colonel rank, a special forces tab, as well as 82d and 101st unit patches. Apparently someone confronted him for ID and when he couldn’t produce any, he was taken into custody. It looks like he was using the stuff to get discounts and free stuff from well-meaning folks.
POW Network says that he also used his phony stories to move in with women and leach off of them until they toss his ass out. I don’t understand that. I have real stories that never got me laid, how do these phonies do that? But I never wore ACUs in the airport – with LTC rank.
But, apparently, after the authorities arrested him for the fraud attached to the uniform, they searched his computer and found 11 pictures to charge him with “Capture an Image of Nudity“, whatever that means.
I’m sure this will trigger a bunch of “I know that guy” comments when the post hits the search engines.
Category: Phony soldiers
Thanks Stumpy Joe, keep the love strong!
Well, AC, that was sooo special that I feel all warm and cuddly just reading about it.
Here’s to your epiphany! Others are surely soon to follow. Because, you know, that’s how we roll. Like kinda follow the leader stuff and all. Mindless robots that we are.
After you, sir.
(Does everyone have their bayonets fixed?)
@153
Naw, OWB. Din’tcha hear? Obama says we don’t use bayonets.
I think OWB needs a warm hug!
OK, Nik. Mine is obviously a figment of my imagination, as was, most likely, the Marine who gave it to me.
@156
I know how that goes. I obviously hallucinated the whole Bridge over troubled water training in MCRD San Diego.
Ouch! Sounds like bayonets might hurt.
So, just to clarify: If it were possible that anyone should also have an imaginary but servicable, were that it was able to be in service at all anyway, bayonet, it should now be afixed to a legal instrument, your choice, which would be easily transportable on horseback.
May I put in an early request that all members of this merry band of hallucinating bayonet users astride be designated the TAH Cav? I would further suggest that all members of the unit provide their own bayonets and mounts, preferably roans because of their historic significance. And because my Dad’s was.
Anyone watch Oprah yet?
I see Bryan Horseshit Austin is divorcing his wife of only a few months. I guess that relationship isn’t working out for him either. Looks like he abandoning her along with his love child like he has done to so many others in his destructive wake. Two more lives destroyed by this worthless piece of crap. It appears he married her to wipe out her past claims for child support. I doubt she will ever see a penny of child support now. When will this sociopath be stopped? Here is the link to the record.
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=8B53795795E3C9C7F99E9AE74323E8B6.render6?caseNo=2012FA000116&countyNo=69&cacheId=DFE75C3DBCF29D837CE87844D6D5813B&recordCount=13&offset=0
I’m going to his hearing on the 29th. Bringing 3 of my buddies so see what a piece of trash this dude really is. I invite the rest of you to join the party. Thoughts and comments welcome
Lets all do it gangnam style now!
I bring the candles for the cake! And Anonymous in GB might need a tissue.
Just so all of you know, I spoke to the DA to ensure there is no cutting a deal with this wannabe porn star. DA said the more who come forward the easier it will be to put Bryan away for good.
LouAnn RN you need a hug too!
No bayonets for ARs,no bayonet lug. I have my Kabar. My AK and Nosin come with attacted bayonets. I will have to barrow a horse from one of my cousins. What am I saying ? I am a Marine rotorhead. Be sure to have a working radio when the action starts. I will flying high D pattern for the Med-Evac calls. Do you get awarded a P.H.for falling off your horse? Joe
I don’t think we can’t use bayonets because that’s not a part in Narnia.
@167.
BS..Insert it in BH Austin’s 2 hole.
Maggot.
We do not need bayonets. We only need our C6 and our battlerattles, with feathers.
Green Thumb why so much hate?
Be thou not hard on Green Thumb, good Asylon. He is frustrated by restrictions placed upon him from on high.
I have hope for Green Thumb in my kingdom.
Green Thumb,
You want to shove bull sh*t up Austin’s ass?
Wow! You are creative genius! Why didn’t I think of that?
Why don’t you shove your “Green Thumb” up your own ass!
Oh yeah, that’s not recommended because of the risk of brain damage.
As do I.
We can’t risk brain damage in my kingdom. Someone can have Green Thumb.
Coddling his addlepated perpetrations will ensue.
@ The BH Austin Fan Club (@ you too, BH),
The only thing worse than a Poser is a Poser(s) backer.
Are you in the pics?
Turd(s).
PS. My thumb is huge.(and green)
Felchers.
Did you hit your thumb with a hammer? Or did you get it stuck where it shouldn’t have?
The latter..
In your mamma…
Out.
Turd.
Wow! We have more than one sicko here.
Green Thumb got his thumb stuck in Asylon’s mamma!
Nasty!
Twat’s up!
Looking forward to Monday and seeing Bryan Austin get what he deserves after all the destruction he has caused in so many lives without any remorse. Let us see him sweet talk his way out of this one. I am sure he is watching all of these posts on this public forum and he is getting a little nervous. Sleep well this weekend Bryan. The court will do what it is made to do to scumbags like you who choose not to follow the law.
Stumpy Joe I think Anonymous is a sicko that needs to be added to that list.
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Who ever the hell you are, you need to keep you nose in your own business a shut the fuck up already.
Your saber rattling is useless. It is really easy to be empowered with a name like Anonymous.
“Looking forward to Monday and seeing Bryan Austin get what he deserves after all the destruction he has caused in so many lives without any remorse.”
It sounds like you are threatening Austin. Hope not. Because the court will prosecute threatening scumbags like you too.
Remember the court system also works in the favor of those who are innocent too. We are all innocent until proven guilty.
“Stumpy”: “innocent until proven guilty” is applicable in court. Last time I checked, this isn’t any kind of court. It’s a place for the expression of opinion.
In this country, people are free to express their opinion and to think for themselves. Don’t like that? Move elsewhere.
By the way: your characterization of the above as some kind of “threat” is laughable. No threat was conveyed whatsoever. All I see is a wish that the court give Austin what he deserves.
However, what I also see is an laughably lame attempt by you to intimidate. And if anonymous happens to be a witness in this case, as I recall the courts take a rather dim view of attempts at witness intimidation.
So perhaps you should take your own advice, “Stumpy”, and be the one to STFU.
Hondo brush your teeth your mouth smells.
Wow, dingus, you sure dazzled us with your wit. I’m sure Hondo will be suffering from your intellectual beat down for days to come.
Dingus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNPvd0HE7Kk
NSFW/NSFchildren.
Can’t we all get along?
It would appear that BH Austin, when convicted, is about to understand there are much bigger things that can go in a two-hole than a thumb.
Have fun with that.
Green Thumb you must have experience with 2 holes.
@191.
Will you be in court with LTC BH Austin?
Maybe you and “Ranger” Burrell can send him care packages.
Look him up. He has experience that might prove invaluable to BH.
Or maybe you are the care package?
Who knows?
Loser.
Green Thumb, Green Thumb, you have it all wrong. I just had dinner with your mother and she told me about your thumbs and what you used them for. I feel sorry about what you had to do with them.
http://www.fakewarriors.org/phonies/phonies1264.htm
Maybe Doug Schwartz could be of service as well if “Ranger” Burrell does not work out…
Just trying to help.
Green Thumb sure has experience of being an asshole. That’s for sure. Heard that you are a phony too.
I’m thinking that Christian Ponder and the ViQueens aware going rule the field tonight over the Buccaneers.
@195.
Phony or funny?
I actually like my sense of humor.
In all sincerity, I am just trying to help the clown out.
Are you a relative or close friend?
If so, cut your losses to this fool when you are ahead.
Instead of popping off at the mouth, you should take that advice.
@196.
Better be careful, the Vikings appear to be for real this year and could challenge for the division. I would belive that it is arguably one of the toughest in football this year.
That being said, I am a ‘Skins fan. We mortaged the farm for RG3. Hell, we do not have another draft pick for the rest of the decade.
I guess it beats another year mired in mediocrity.
The “mother” comeback. Did I stumble into a 6th grade playground>
Oh yeah, and Go Colts.
199 was me.
@ Stumpy Joe… Bryan….whoever you are….
We are all entitled to our opinion on this PUBLIC forum
Get over yourself. My comment was in no way threat, just my opinion.
Have a great weekend!