Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

Category: Phony soldiers

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julie wEir

I love OLD TROOPER, hes my fave!!
=)

Sparks

@1641, Though not as glib or eloquent as most here my feelings are now officially hurt. 😀

TSO

Here’s Kuperberg: https://www.facebook.com/#!/rkuperberg

He’s the Sales Operations Manager for APL.

Old Trooper

@1657: Sniff…..thanks, I needed that today. I’m a little sensitive this morning.

Sparks

But…I love you Julie…even though it is unrequited love. You are a darling. 😀 😀

Nik

@1652

GT is in CAPS!

Read em’ and weep boys.

So’s Nik!

NHSparky

Hell, we may have to split this shit off here pretty quick. Having to load up nearly 1700 comments each time I navigate here is really slowing my computer down…well, that and the several hundred spam hits that keep showing up here.

I would hope to God that there’s at least one honorable employee at APL. Sadly, it seems that integrity hasn’t reached the upper management eschelon, nor is it likely to ever do so.

Ex-PH2

Well, although I do have a lot to do today, I will help Psul or Paul or whoever the Gatekeeper is this time by telling the entire world that I live about a mile and a half from the police station.

So, just in case, I can go over there and wait for the Capitol Hill Police to show up.

Capitol Hill Police — is that a new boy band? Are they gonna take away the Bieb’s place in the spotlight?

Jabatam

Holy shit I have got to stop sleeping! That’s when all the good shot happens

NHSparky

Well, yeah, and that’s when Wickre shows up because all of the tranny bars in Dupont Cirlce have shut down.

Green Thumb

@1659.

I would be curious as the levels of their charitable contributions that they claim.

Smaj

To those TAHers Monkeyass/Wickre have repeatedly singled out on here: beware of being “SWATted”, a course of action these weasels could gleefully use. A prudent counter to that might be to notify your local sheriff or chief of police of his/their harassment. Don’t want to over-dramatize this, but he/they are around the bend (see post 1477).

Nik

@1664

Well, although I do have a lot to do today, I will help Psul or Paul or whoever the Gatekeeper is this time by telling the entire world that I live about a mile and a half from the police station.

I work about 2.5 from the HQ of the State Police. Less than a mile from the City PD.

And given that I live a 10 minute walk to work, it’s about that for where I live.

Actually, I might live closer to the State PD HQ than my work place.

Bobo

Thanks for posting the Monkeyass’ arrest record. I’m guessing that things aren’t going to well for Phil if the best that he could come up with for his badass biker pistol was a Keltec P-11. I used to see them in the pawn shops in the urban areas of Atlanta, but not so much where people who made more than minimum wage lived.

Ex-PH2

@1668 SMaj — See, he names us in his posts, and he took God’s name in vain, too, several times.

God does not like things like that. Think what He did to Loose Furr.

Ex-PH2

@Sparky, I thought it was just slowing me down because my computer is practically an antique.

julie wEir

i love Sparks, more than anyone! =)

Sparks

@1673 You made my day. Now I am happy. You’re my girl Julie, and thank you for your well informed posts on TAH. I like reading your comments. 😀

julie wEir

@Sparks
Thank you!
I truly appreciate this blog, it reaffirms my faith in humanity that there are people out there who will stand up for what is right and NEVER back down!!

Ex-PH2

So is this now OFFICIALLY a SINDEROUS BLOG, vis-a-vis the late, unmourned Dullas Whipitnflogit?

Joe Williams

Sparky you are staying on Philip Dale Monkgees ,like I am trying to find William Blake. I think he is now hiding in Tulsa. I do not know any contacts in his sexual lifestyle. Like I would want to. Joe

Old Trooper

What Paul/Psul/Buttmunch doesn’t understand is that you can’t come on a military blog, full of Vets and serving military, and threaten them. It just ain’t gonna go well for you. Did he think we were gonna run and hide? Did he think we would wet our collective diaper at his awesomeness? I’ve been next to Vets that are the most unassuming people you could ever meet, but they had balls big enough to cum in a dumptruck and when threatened, would get pissed off, and unleash hellfire and damnation against the OpFor.

Ex-PH2

@1477 Wickre closed his post with this: Bare sannheten og hoyre

Well, since it’s misspelled, it doesn’t make any sense, so I added diacriticals, which make a serious difference in a language, especially a Scandinavian language, and now I know what he said.

And my response is this: Du er en skurk og en løgner. Du har tatt Guds navn forgjeves. Gud vil hevntoktet på deg for det.

I just hope my diacriticals stay in.

iseekblog.com

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Phillip Dale Monkress

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Didn’t want to lose the Google hit. (smile)

ChipNASA

1679-

Well be RIGHT BACK after these commercial messages……

1680……

/WTFF??

LostOnThemInterwebs

In all honestly, you guys mind if I switch to Phildo’s side for like a day? I literally fell sleep yesterday this Paul K Wickre is bad we should send him to 4chan for like 2 weeks, should be like bootcamp for him, even trolling needs bootcamp for him .. such a waste of air…

Half of the time I just roll my eyes and half of the time I get very angry as he threatens people I like in this blog, but then I remember everyone here can take of themselves even more so than me, but still Ex-PH2, Julie, if you ever need anything pleas do not hesitate to ask, on contrary to these two, we are gentleman and courteous with the right and honest ppl in here (I might be talking for more ppl but feel free to correct me :P) .. Same goes for everyone else.

And Phil/Paul/Whoever come on dude, pick it up, I’m sure you can be more entertaining than this, come on dude!!! I’m cheering for you to win the tournament don’t fail me! you got this, you can be a douchebag, yes you can!!!!

NHSparky

@1668–I wouldn’t worry too much about getting “swatted” around here. Our local cops have enough to worry about the Oxy/Xanax addicts robbing drugstores to worry about some random butthurt stalker. If the cops here stick to their usual MO, they’ll ask him to show up and make a report.

Seriously–this is the same town a guy called 911 to report a person was coming over to kill him. The cops showed up TWO HOURS LATER.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@1679 I thought Bare sannheten og hoyre meant that a bear had made an unsanitary use of his home or head or something…

Hondo

VOV: either that or he’s looking for a bald-headed professional sex-industry worker.

Fjardeson

@1666 NHSparky – that’s the second keyboard this thread has destroyed. I’ve gonna use a weatherproof one when viewing this in the future.

“All the tranny bars in DuPont Circle have shut down…” ouch.

Does anyone have a list of all the sock puppets? I’m losing track without a roadmap.

Kinda old ET1

@1641 Looks like I need to step up my game…
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the corner pouting.

Old Trooper

@1682: Well, I can’t speak for others, but me, personally; I’m rude, crude, and socially unacceptble. 🙂

LostOnThemInterwebs (Evil)

@1685 Hondo, oh .. he is a fan of Brazzers’ bold dude and would like an “intimate interview”? well whatever makes him happy I guess… *Walks out of the room where Phildo and Paula are in with back against the wall*

Nik

Here’s an idea I think is funny.

Maybe ole Fuckre gets blitzed on occasion and limps his lard-ass here and acts like the misogynist we know him to be. Totally blacked out. Because, really, blind-ass drunk is the only reasonable explanation I can find for his erratic behavior…that or he’s on mescaline.

Either way, when he’s done, he logs off his computer and goes to bed. He gets up the next day with zero recollection of what he did. He went to the computer to look up furry porn or to chat online with his fellow Bronies or whatever.

Weeks and months go by and he continues the pattern, but people stop talking to him. He stops getting emails from people he thought friends. Eventually, he crosses a big enough line and the sheriff comes one day and yanks him out of his house. All the while, he still doesn’t know what he’s done.

Then they show him TAH and the other places he’s acted out his unconscious mammal-erotic behaviors (Draino, Psulie? really? You sick Fuckre!) and the reality sets in as he gets hauled off to the House of Many Doors.

That little scenario needs to happen. NEEDS to.

NHSparky

Bronies–that explains EVERYTHING.

Ex-PH2

OT, I can’t think of better company to keep.

NHSparky

IIRC, we’re now looking at something on the order of 1700 posts. One more night of Wickre’s douchebaggery might well push this to the 2000 mark.

Hell, this thread has more posts than the #2 and 3 threads COMBINED.

Memo to Monkress and Wickre–step it up, assholes!

Ex-PH2

I’m up for it, but I do have something else going on, too.

If PK Wickre starts again tonight, I may resort to just using foreign languages for my amusement and his education.

Whatever, there is so much in this thread, it’s getting bogged down a bit.

Nik

And that’s not including the ancillary threads that have popped up.

Terra Corington

Robert, they vary. It’s up on the authors. Many with the letters coming up are handwritten, or hand-notated, it’s about half and half. Though most of your first letters were typed. The fourth letter was a comic.

Frankly Opinionated

This has to be right near 1700 comments on this one post, all because two nut nibblers, Paul K. Wickre and his bestie, Phillip Dale Monkress, just can’t see the value in shutting the fuck up, and/or apologizing for the first irritation, i.e. “the Budweiser”.
And Julie, you don’t love me too? I may need a Waaaaambulance over not seeing my name…..

The bright side

Oh Frank, YOU are the ONE! I love love love you, my sweets!
I saved the best for last 🙂

julie wEir

I love Frankly
I love Frankly
I love Frankly
I love Frankly

Forgive me?

julie wEir

I’m 1700!!!!!

Ex-PH2

Well, it should all be downhill from now on. All part of the plan, you see.

Valkyrie

@ 1682 – See that is what happens when you don’t call “Not it!”.

Frankly – Of course Julie loves you, she just thought it went with out saying.

LostOnThemInterwebs

This thread is so hot I swear I’m almost enticed to link my blog my ranking would hit the roof!!!

This is the textbook example of digging your own grave I swear …

Flagwaver

Use not the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

Bear not false witness against thine neighbor.

Sorry… I take a couple days off and this all blows up… Wow. I need to stop taking personal days with my wife. I’m surprised that the Wickre man didn’t make a claim of internet hacking because of my anonymous comments. I almost feel left out.

Ex-PH2

UP there at #1590, someone claiming to be Wickre Mann says he’s got my IP address and has talked to local law enforcement. I’ve been here all week waiting and no one has come by.

I’m telling you, he just really takes the old bullshit by the horns, doesn’t he? And he gets it all over himself in the process. The thought of that…. eeeewww!

Valkyrie

@ 1700 Damn you!! Damn all the yous!!

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