Paul Wickre; your one stop shopping for information – The Continuing Saga
This is a repeat of a previous article. It’s repeated here because the number of comments on the original have approached 2000, and the first version was becoming unwieldy – so it’s been closed to new comments. The 2000+ comments on the first version can be found here. What follows is word-for-word identical with the original.
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A few weeks ago, I got a call from AT&T in regards to my attempt to change my calling plan. The problem with that was I hadn’t tried to alter my plan. So apparently, someone had tried to impersonate me with my carrier and got busted. They hung up when they couldn’t supply the AT&T woman with my code word. A few days later, my wife happened to be visiting a friend’s house in the Metro DC area when the friend got a phone call from a blocked number. The person on the other end of the call told my wife’s friend that he was with the sheriff’s department and about to serve a warrant on me and he wanted to know if I had guns in my house. Of course, this worried my wife.
A few minutes later, the same person called me and told me the same story, and said that if I had any guns in my house, I’d have to remove them from the premises for the safety of him and his officers. When I asked for the caller’s name, he hung up. A few minutes later, he called my daughter and told the same story, and thinking he had called my wife, told her that she’d have to have her permits for the guns ready to show the officers. But, what the caller didn’t know is that in West Virginia, there are no permits for possessing guns of any sort, except those restricted by the Federal government.
That same night, some troll began leaving comments on the Phillip Dale Monkress discussion from the IP address, 71.178.164.92, which goes back to one Paul Wickre. Wickre then proceeded to publish my social security number as well as TSO’s in the comments of that discussion. I know that was an attempt at intimidating us. But we both have Lifelock, so we really weren’t at risk much.
In fact, Wickre thought he could publish a bunch of stuff about me, including my financial situation, which would scare us off. Yeah, that didn’t work, because nearly everything he wrote was wrong, you know, because he’s such a super sleuth.
In the interim, I got a call from a young man who had dealings with Wickre in the recent past, during which Wickre called his home, threatened his wife, even stood out in the street in front of his house yelling and screaming like a lunatic* [see update]. Eventually, he had to get a restraining order against Wickre because of the harassment. He went on to tell me that Wickre sits in his office drunk and makes calls all night yelling and threatening at people like a big baby. * TSO Adds: Psul disputes this version of events. Nonetheless, Jonn’s statement is what he was told, not what happened. Since Jonn was not there, and is not a Master of the Tarot Card Arts, he has no way of knowing what happened. He is recounting what he was told.
The other day, as TSO recounted, master detective, Paul Wickre, thought he had discovered TSO’s phone number and called our buddy Laughing Wolf who happened to be in Normandy, France at the time. We’re working on getting the recording of that phone call from Laughing Wolf who is still in France. Here’s the .wav file – you’ll need earphones to hear him say “TSO! I got ya. I got ya, baby” – ya know, even though he really didn’t.
So here is Paul Wickre’s arrest record [Updated, See next three Paragraphs.]
TSO Adds: Over the course of two days Psul has sent me a virtual uncountable number of absurd emails disputing the characterization of this as an arrest record, while I was busy trying to take in the sights of half naked women in South Dakota, the sweetest smelling of the midwestern states. Therefore, it is no longer to be called an “arrest record” but rather “a delightful invitation by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.”
As near as I can divine, his basic problem is that we reference only the criminal, and Psul is a full spectrum legal advocate employer thanks to Maryland. This is no judicial David Ortiz, swinging for the Monster Seats. No, Psul is a five tool player, covering the spectrum of legal issues. Hell, any drunken cub scout could amass his criminal record for resisting arrest and such things. (Oh, not convicted on all accounts he also wants you to know, so you should visit the Maryland site to get the full Psul Legal Experience.) On a holiday weekend I daresay an enterprising youth could even match the legacy of Psul by getting a fugitive from justice warrant sworn out by the Commonwealth of Virginia as well. What makes Psul so special though is his ability to do it all. Sort of like an Alex Rodriguez of judicial proceedings, although admittedly he is less popular with his colleagues than Mr Rodriguez. (I am not asserting that Psul is “juicing” or using any [legal] performance enhancing drugs, just in case that is his next legal threat.)
So, as you peruse this next graphic, be sure to note not just the criminal proceedings, but also the civil, domestic, bankruptcy and other highlights. Psul does not have 35 arrests for criminal matters, but rather has 35 a delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal.
UPDATE X2: Just to push on to the heart of the matter, I decided to do away with the graphic we had, which should help with Psul’s serious problem with our potentially violating a Copyright not held by him. So, instead, I used the helpful download that Maryland has on his delightful invitations by the State of Maryland to engage in some judicial jousting, some of which might have been criminal, but by no means is limited to only criminal page, and you can view that here. Also, I will add links later to each and every document so you can read in full.
(NOTE: NP means NOLLE PROSEQUI, STET: A suspension of the prosecution with the State given the opportunity to reopen the case without the need for the defendant to be recharged.)
97208C-RESIST ARREST (Guilty)
000000EP06248-ATTEMPT BY DRIVER TO ELUDE UNIFORMED POLICE BY FAILING TO STOP (NP)
107225C – ASSAULT. 2ND DEG. OFFICER, RESIST ARREST, EXCEED POSTED SPEED LIMIT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (2x), DRIVER TO ELUDE POLICE ON FOOT/ATT, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty as to Reckless Driving and Violation of Probation, rest are NP)
2D00115803 – ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x), FALSE STATEMENT TO OFFICER, HINDERING/OBSTRUCTING (This Document is Statement of Charges)
4D00126067 – RESISTING ARREST(2x) (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00105649 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
5D00187612- ASSAULT-FIRST DEGREE, ASSAULT SEC DEG-LAW ENFORCMENT OFC, RESISTING ARREST (This Document is Statement of Charges)
82639C – MOTOR VEH BO-JURY – ELUDE A POLICE OFFICER/ATT, FAIL TO OBEY AN OFFICIAL RED SIGNAL, FAIL TO KEEP TO RIGHT OF CENTER, IMPROPER TURN (RIGHT OR LEFT), FAIL TO OBEY LAWFUL ORDER, RECKLESS DRIVING (Guilty to all save eluding to police officer which is NP)
94377C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (Guilty on 1st Charge, NP on second, Guilty on VOP)
94706C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, FALSE STATEMENT TO PEACE OFFICER, OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty of False Statement to Peace Officer, NP, Guilty of Violation of Probation)
000000HV40801 – DRIVING VEH IN EXCESS OF REASONABLE AND PRUDENT SPEED ON HWY (Guilty)
0D00030030 – TELEPHONE MISUSE:REPEAT CALLS, TELEPHONE THREATS (NP on charge 1, Guilty as to making Telephone Threats)
0D00047887 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE (2x) (Guilty on 1, STET on second)
1D00087613 – ASSAULT-SEC DEGREE, RESISTING ARREST (NP, NP)
5D00048655 – FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE — VA (Warrant issued 10/16/1997)
5D00126040 – MALICIOUS DESTRUCTION PROP VALUE + $500, DISTURB THE PEACE (STET on both)
0601SP005732006 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0601SP026222002 – PEACE ORDER (TEMPORARY PEACE ORDER ISSUED, RELIEF GRANTED: SHALL NOT COMMIT A PROHIBITED ACT; SHALL NOT CONTACT PETITIONER ; SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE OF PETITIONER; SHALL STAY AWAY FROM PETITIONER)
0602SP006232007 – PEACE ORDER COURT ORDERS: SHALL NOT ABUSE, SHALL NOT CONTACT, SHALL NOT ENTER RESIDENCE, SHALL STAY AWAY FROM EMPLOYMENT. Second hearing Peace Order denied.
107541C – ASSAULT SECOND DEGREE, RESIST ARREST, VIOLATION OF PROBATION (NP, Guilty, Guilty)
That’s quite a few cases of restraining orders and domestic disturbances, isn’t it? But they all take place in Montgomery County, MD. I doubt he’d ever venture outside of that Blue County where he might get injured. That arrest record is indicative of a drunken bully who is accustomed to dealing with people who are easily frightened. That won’t work here or with us.The odd part of the whole thing are issues that aren’t in dispute – Phil Monkress lied about being a SEAL, and he admits that he was never a SEAL. No amount of calls from Wickre will alter that fact. Even Monkress’ lawyer admits that she can’t do anything to make us take the post down. So Wickre thinks he can bully us into taking the post down – something that wouldn’t work anyway, because the internet always remembers everything we post. If I took the post down tomorrow, which would never happen anyway, it would still exist on the search engines.
So, anytime Paul Wickre wants to discuss this problem he has, he’s welcome at my house. He knows where it is, because I posted TAH HQs on Google Earth – I’m not hiding from anyone. But, I’m relatively secure in the knowledge that Wickre, like most bullies, is too much of a chicken shit to set foot outside of Montgomery County, MD and face anyone with whom he has a problem.
So, Friday, I emailed his wife and explained the situation to her, and that’s why last night he took on this arrogant air about all of the legal stuff. I sent one email and asked her to perform her wifely duties to distract him from the phone and internet. And apparently he didn’t like that, even though he called my wife, her friends and my daughter to threaten us.
So, here I sit waiting for Wickre to summon the testicular fortitude to cross the Montgomery County line. Oh, yeah, I’ve moved all of my guns out of the house, Paul, as per your request. Ha-ha.
Category: Shitbags
@99–one can only hope. However, given Paul K. Wickre (GH!) and his mental prowess, he’s probably STILL trying to post over at the now-locked thread, not realizing there’s no “Submit Comment” button to be found.
Then again, such trivialities matter little when you’ve gone full ri-tard. Like Paul.
He’ll be around again. It’s only Monday. Give it time.
Maybe he’s doing the Monday night 2-for-1 ballgag special down at the latex club. Meh.
@96: Ex – lovely! You ARE a Renaissance woman, a poetess as well as visual artist.
@98: Brit – not true. We were definitely both in the house the other night. Besides, for shame that you’d insinuate I’m his sock puppet. Even totally blind drunk $h!tfaced, my grammar, sentence construction, and overall rhetoric are miles ahead of his (and that when HE’s sober, or at least as sober as he ever gets). I never had the benefit of a trust fund to keep my mind lazy and mediocre.
I’m still just waiting for him to show. But I think this time the thread overload has just got him stumped trying to find how to rant at us.
Or maybe he’s packed up and gone on that trip in Summer tide to a boat in Danube in Austria sipping a cheap but overpriced German Riesling and pretending that he’s part of the ‘in’ crowd.
Or maybe Monkress stopped supporting his antics and told him to STFU.
Meanwhile, I’ll be in my factotire doing what wordsmiths do — snoring.
It’s Wednesday October 31, 2012. The time is 8:30 AM. The scene, the All Points Logistics office in Reston, VA. carrying his briefcase and dressed in the photo referenced at Valkyrie’s link in post 83, Paul Wickre enters the lobby.
Paul Wickre: Good morning, you lowly hourly wage earner.
Receptionist: Good morning, Mr. Wickre. Mr. Wickre? Didn’t you see the office memo from HR? We are not having a Halloween party this year. They said we shouldn’t dress up.
Paul Wickre: Today is Halloween?
Through the multiple thousands of comments, I have been hoping to get Paul K. Wickre, (Gooooooooooooooglfu at its finest), to engage me in a real time back and forth. I am not much of a spectator, preferring instead to partake in direct participation. My immediate circle of friends,(offline), consists mostly of SpecOps typse, i.e. Rangers, Special Forces, EOD types, Parajumpers, AC-130 crews, Dustoff crew, etc.; and really enjoy my time around them over reading the drivel that Paul attempts, (failingly), do deliver to us. He has made it clear that he loves this attention, and that he just plain has no respect for the respectable, that he knows nothing of real accomplishment.
I think that I will just stop checking in to see what he throws out while in his MD 20/20 induced drunken stupor. But, having friends here who will hit me with a phone call or message if he should be silly enough to attempt to denigrate me in my absence, I would be right back to slap his pinata ass down.
I can just head into town if I have a need to see an ignorant loser, I needn’t rely on an appearance by Pauli Boi.
@72 classic!
Comment #108 above, is me. I forgot that I had tossed out the cookies in my cleanout yesterday.
Good morning troops……
It’s Tuesday…
We’re only just above 100……
Things are quiet……
TOO quiet.
*WAY* too quiet.
Just for Psul if and when he should return.
Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex?
Shut up and kiss me!
Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here;
Have you got the money to pay him or should I go
out and play?
Psul “Oedipus” Wickre likes to play Scrabble with his Mommy.
That way he can look at his Mom’s rack without feeling guilty.
/Have a lovely evening.
Well, if he does, someone please tell him “Mama c?a b?n s? ch?m sóc c?a con l?n” for me.
Thanks!
@111, Maybe his liver finally gave out?
Damn diacriticals! It reads: “Mama cua b?n se cham soc cua con lon”.
Ex-PH2, I’d settle for giving Paul Wickre a simple Du’ mahnhieu (pronounced DOOM ON YOU!).
Knowing his kind, I’d just threaten him with a prayer. Oh, not a Christian prayer, but I’d get one of my Wiccan Priestess friends to pray for him. If he is as Bible-thumping as he says, then that should really stick in his craw.
@116.
I’ll put that out there for you…..Psul, I’m a 23 year Military Wiccan/Christian/Pagan/Buddist/Religious Eclectic because of having traveled the world and I’m going to do an individual circle for you and draw a huge pentagram and put out little candles for you and hope that the gods and goddesses will guide you in your quest for clarity and divine vision. And the spirits of the woodlands of Wilson Lane will follow you and bring you goodness and luck and also then faerie and the other ethereal creatures of the the other realms will guide your tortured spandex being and assist you towards remedying your evil ways. May the gods and godesses and other creatures of the North of Earth, Of the East of Air, of the South of Fire and of the West of Water take your soul and mend it from your Satanic ways.
In the dark nights when you seek altered states of consciousness, may the gnomes and the slyphs, the salamanders and the undines, come to you and give you guidance from your misdeeds and show you the truth….the REAL way…May the Black spirits and white, Red spirits and grey visit your home and hearth and assist you in healing and vision, clarity of thought and take away the narcissism, the elitism, and bring you understanding that you are one of US!!!
Hail, Guardians of the Watchtowers of the East, South, West and North, Powers of Air Fire Water and Earth! We invoke you and call you, Golden Eagle of the Dawn, Star-seeker, Whirlwind, Rising Sun, Come!
OGGGA BOOGA!!!! Psul, watch for them, as they are all around you and they are lurking in your presence to guide and assist and heal you. (or not)
/So mote it be.
//:-D
Chip – Can you send ’em my way too? I could use some divine help right now.
And now I’m off to watch Lord of the Rings, I’ve suddenly got a hankering for it. Go figure!
118 Val,
I’m kind of homeschool/non practicing and I’d have to find one of my old Norse friends who was of another tradition but here you go……
“Oh Great Ones!!! Please help and assist our dear Valkyrie here at TAH, Bragi Bring happiness and mirth, Eir bring healing, Loki being amusement without hurt, Sjöfn bring a full heart and Njörðr bring fair winds, an abundance of foods and wealth.
/so be it!
#119 Loki bring amusement without hurt, bwahhhaaaahhha
#118 Må runerne beskytte dig
@120,
Yeah, asking Loki to bring amusement without harm may be a little like bringing a wisk broom to the beach to battle waves. It never hurts to ask though.
Valkyrie, this is a general prayer for protection from ghosties and beasties and things that go bump in the night, as well as unfortunate, misguided, misbegotten specimens like Psul:
Protect me, protect me, protect me and mine
My (home, family, whatever is most precious to you)
From anything and everything
From anyone and everyone
That can or will, could or would, may or might
Do us harm of any kind whatsoever.
Repeat three times, then add:
I mean harm to no one.
I ask only for protection.
So long as it harms no one
So mote it be.
And maybe throw some coins into a bowl when you do it, then when it gets full, donate it to a food pantry or a no-kill pet shelter.
Works every time.
@122,
I’m not certain that it will protect us and this thread and TAH against fat, slovenly, middle aged, spandex wearing, tranny loving, ball gag chewing, drunken, KY lubing, Mommy Tongue Kissing and Leg Humping, spittle ejecting Wickremonsters who go tappity tap tap in the night.
/shudders.
He is a pest. He can hammer only his keyboard. He has yet to breach the walls of our defenses. Know ye not who we are?
We are the Bringers of Light and Moonbeams.
Psul bringeth only the darkness of Chronic Stupidity and Selfishness.
Have a little faith, Chip. Now, go watch “Troy” and toast Achilles.
So what is the over/under on him not being smart enough to find the thread part II vs he came to his senses and realized it was a futile effort on his part?
The other possible scenario involves his own end, and I don’t wish that upon even him.
@125, I think he’s found his way through at least three threads I think. I’m sure if he gets the uncontrollable urge to bash his own head against a wall, he’ll grace us plebes with his presence.
@125-rsxfan, Believe me, if he has the smarts (and there is always that question unanswered), if he just Googles “Paul.Wickre” (another Google, Google hit) he’ll get an eyeful!
@127-USMCBRIT1, I’m curious if Paul Wickre, another Google hit back at you, is smart enough. Smart enough in the sense he could be highly intelligent but can’t execute said intelligence beyond the voices in his head.
@128-rsxfan, Those voices are what got Paul K. Wickre in this deep to start with, (I believe that’s another Google hit)!
@129-USMCBRIT1, and anyone else that can chime in with an honest opinion.
While we have some free time waiting for Paul K. Wickre to appear, G-hit, I have a protocol question.
First let me start by saying the closest I have been called to being called a soldier, is I am the son of. I am also the son of a Marine. No not the modern two Dad’s thing. I was adopted and had the opportunity to meet my biological Father when I was a teen. Both of whom I am proud of.
I am/was also very close to my Grandfather on my Mother’s side, who served on the first aircraft carrier built from the water line up.
My question is in regards to wearing my Grandfather’s hat on a day or two a year. I gave it to him as a gift, has the outline of the USS Ranger CV-4 on it, the ship he served on in WWII.
Am I out of line wearing it? I think it’s obvious that I’m not even close to old enough to claim being on it, based on my age being less than the time the ship last served.
I wear it typically on Memorial Day, and only in memory of him.
My thanks in advance.
Wounder if Paul K. Wickre(Google Hit Bitch Boi) will show tonight, or maybe his wife finally wised up and locked up the likker cabinet cutting of our little bitch boi Paul K. Wickre(Googled Again)from his free supply of MD 20/20.
@130-rsxfan, I say wear it with pride! I believe everyone here would say that, based on your family’s service (and, maybe, your future service), you have every right to be proud in doing so-as long as you don’t become one of these phonies! Be young, enjoy being young- and don’t let anyone push up your timetable/s. Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans!
rsxfan – I wouldn’t have a problem with you wearing a USS Ranger hat. I’ve seen plenty of people wearing submarine ball caps and jackets who, when I ask about the boats or their service, tell me they weren’t on the boat, but a son or brother or some other relative was and they gave them stuff.
@132-USMCBRIT1,
Thank you for your comments; however I failed you in my wording, I am not young, nor old, I am 46. My wording of the Ranger being no more was worded poorly. It was made into razor blades, from what I understand, about 50 years ago. I only meant that it served in a time that it’s crew would now be in their late 80’s, and I’m clearly not. I apologize.
I have been very proud to wear it, because I know how proud he was to have served on it and to have served all of us, but I was concerned that I may have offended, without knowing. I’m happy to hear that is not the case, and I intend to wear it next Memorial Day with pride.
As for being a phony, I don’t get it. It’s almost a form of comedy when you read who these people are. Part of why I have been coming back to this site for about a year or so is for the laughs at the Stolen Valor idiots.
I had the opportunity to serve right out of H.S. I listened to the sweetheart and did not. I regret it and at the same time don’t regret it, but what I can tell all is I would never pretend. It’s so much more fun in life being who you are.
@133-Bobo,
Thanks. My hunch has always been that it was OK, but starting when I found this site I wasn’t sure and didn’t want to offend anyone if it wasn’t appropriate.
To be honest I look like a goofball in the darned hat. It’s a fitted hat and it fits my Grandfather not me. Probably meant to be that way.
Paul K. Wickre, come out and play, gigantic search engine company hit.
@134-rsxfan, Again, I say wear it with pride. I apologize for assuming that you were a youngster! I served-but was not committed to combat. Hell, I don’t even understand most of the shit that these younger veterans are talking about! But I still feel that, based on your family’s service (and your willingness to serve) you are more than entitled to display their/your commitment to our cause as Americans.
Remember — Paul K Wickre a/k/a the Wickre Man said he was going on vacay in the Summer tide while we the peones are left behind in our factotires.
He may be out some place, unable to communicate. One can only hope.
Let us rejoice in the calm waters of his Absence. Sing, dance and celebrate.
@137-Ex-PH2,
So what you are saying is, that it’s like the summer tv show break, for example when JR was shot?
Well that sucks. hehe
I’m saying let’s not borrow trouble. Let trouble come to us. And then: AMBUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oops! Got a little carried away there.
Is that all, Paul?
Chip – Thank you kind Sir so much! I believe you might have already helped me. I got a new computer in the mail today!
Ex-Ph – Thank you very much, that will come in handy for me especially lately. My daughter is moving away to college (I call it abandoning me)and I’m hoping her “imaginary friend” goes with her!
Poor Paulie boi–out with a whimper, not a bang.
TO whomever sent Hondo and I that information: Will you please get back in touch with me? I somehow have gotten locked out of the e-mail I created for just here. This happened before I was able to download what you sent. Hondo can give you my other e-mail (if he doesn’t mind, pretty please, with sugar on top Hondo?). Thank you!
Imaginary friend?
Is there a “General Discussion” thread? You know to talk about anything. I know y’all like to stay on topic in the comment section, but I’ve got questions and comments that really don’t have to do with the stuff posted. I know that’s what Facebook and e-mail is for, but not everyone wants to give out their PII . Good reason not to around here some times.
I “second” that!
Plus I’m sure Hondo gets tired of playing “matchmaker” so to speak. Haha!
(meaning since he’s usually the one to pass along people’s e-mail to others, not as in the dating sense. Gutter minds! hehe)
@147-Valkyrie, I know I’m a “short timer” here-but I have yet to see Hondo’s soft and fuzzy side.
USMCBRIT – Hondo is one of the resident super smart guys. He deals in facts he likes cold hard facts and a way to back them up. Also like everyone else but Paul K. Wickre (GH!) he’s a nice guy.
@147
I thought there used to be forums around here.