Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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ChipNASA

Morning folks…..

On today’s menu for the famished in the knobgobbling Phillp Dale Monkress (Google hit!) and the sphincterlicking Paul K Wickre (Google Hit!) thread is:

French Crêpe (is that redundant?) with chocolate sauce, fresh fruit, honey butter and/or whipped creme.
Your beverage today is a choice of either Screwdriver or Greyhound.

Have a GLORIOUS Friday.
🙂

Flagwaver

I wonder what the outcome was for the trial of Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!)? If he does get a prison sentence, will be claim that he is being deployed on a Secret Squirrel mission? Will his Washington-working wife somehow wrangle his security clearance to stay active? And, will Paul K Wickre (Google Hit!) be able to continue threatening people on the internet without his boss around to give permission?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. Same ThisAin’tHell Time, Same ThisAin’tHell Channel!

rb325th

I wonder, does PK tongue punch Monkeyasses fart box, as well as commit cybercrimes on his behalf?

ChipNASA

@1308 Flagwaver

If I’m not mistaken, (as has been pointed out before, I believe) it’s Paul K Wickre (Google hit!) who has the Congressional Wife, but is also the bitch of Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!)who is (if not already) ALL our bitch.

I wonder if they go to the grey bar motel, if Bubba and Stan are going to give TAH cartons of ciggies, a couple bottles pruno and a case of honey buns for the sweet sphincterial rights of Paul K Wickre (Google hit!) & Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!).

Valkyrie

If you type in “Phil” into Google it automatically comes up “PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS” in big black bold letters. And I’ve never searched him on Google before so I don’t think it’s just my computer or history doing it. Hah!

Wait I might have searched him once.

NHSparky

Funny how when the prospect of some serious “pound-me-in-the-ass” jail time is staring them in the face, they don’t seem so brave anymore.

Curious, why Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!) and Paul Wickre (Google hit!) aren’t talking shit as much as they used to.

Green Thumb

I wonder what this shitbag is telling his junior employees?

Furthermore, I can imagine all the senior ones are getting a bonus to “stay quiet”.

ChipNASA

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE…..see you Monday.

Phillip Dale Monkress (assmunch)(Google hit!) and Paul K Wickre (sperm burper)(Google hit!)

Ex-PH2

You all have a truly nice weekend. I’ll be back on Monday.

Twist

You all keep up the good fight. I’ll be on leave for the next two weeks and my participation will be spotty. My honey do list is as long as my arm.

Frankly Opinionated

This weekend I will be associating with PGR guys, many of which belong to one or another Veteran type motorcycle club here in the Bikini State. They will all know of this post and of Phillip Dale Monkress, (Goooooooooooooooooogle hit, Phildo), and his SEAL phoniness, as well as the threats that he instigated and/or made.
Being a turd is sooooo messy, isn’t it Paul Wickre? (Goooogle hit, Paulie boy).

bikers

streetsweeper, you are done. tracked,traced and not so glib in the near future

Flagwaver

Ohs Nohs… bikers has spoken! Streetsweeper is in trouble… So, if you “tracked and traced” him, could you please detail the warrant you had signed? Which Federal Judge signed it and for what was it requested? Or, were you perhaps hacking to find the information?

I guess this weekend will be full of trolls a trollin’. Anyone else got some popcorn for the festivities?

bikers

ed

The Al

Oh look, Paul figured out how to use yet another name to threaten people with

Watcher on the Hill

Gee whiz. And Paul K. Wickre (google hit!!) still hasn’t figured out that everyone here is wise to him.

What an asshole.

OIF '06-'07-'08

O’kay bikers(Paul, all ready hittin’ the juice). Now go fuck yourself.

Phillip Monkress(Damn, another GOOGLE hit)
Paul Wickre(yet another GOOGLE hit)

Ex-PH2

Is that asswipe Paul Wicker (google hit!!!) back?

Someone told me he showed up again, like a rash from poison ivy.

Well, the spandex industry wants to personally thank you, Paul K. Wickre (google hit!!!) for keeping them in business. How much of your wife’s underwear do you wear, and how often, without telling her?

Ex-PH2

Tenting tonight, tenting tonight, tenting at the old campfire in Yellowstone.

Frankly Opinionated

Bikers? I suppose that is supposed to mean “more than one”. Sounds like a boy party going on. One sitting typing, one doing a reacharound on him, and who knows how many more doing whatever to/for eachother.
What would it be that you have in mind for my friend Streetsweeper? I will wager that when he wakes up in the morning and reads this, that he will NOT be “shaking in his boots”.
Who suggested the cute moniker of “Bikers”? Did you do that all by yourself Paul Wickre, (Damn! Another Goooooooooooogle hit, just for you.), or was it your bunk buddy Phillip Dale Monkress, (and Shazam! Another Goooooooooogle hit here.) All Points Logistics, (Holy Kimole, another Goooooooooooooooooooooogle hit.), has some dull pencils at the top, don’t they?
I had gone to bed for a couple of hours, got up to check on a couple of dogs, and just opened this for the hell of it when I came back in. I thought that I might be to early for the party, (hell, the bars haven’t even closed yet), but I guess that “bikers” don’t need no stinkin’ bar to party, and can use their iPhones to make a lame comment or two.

351BG

Is biker another minion sent by Phillip Dale Monkess (Google hit) or is it Paul Wickre? (Google hit)I don’t suppose it really matters, all that matters is that the two stooges Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul Wickre are now on Google search for all the wrong reasons. Good going, ya muppets.

Flagwaver

I wonder if Phillip Dale Monkess encourages his employees, such as Paul K. Wickre, in All Points Logistics to post threatening information on websites. (See, my Google-fu is strong, as well)

In any case, it would appear that bikers has decided to jump back into the handlebar basket of his boyfriends bicycle. At least until they’re done and he can get the five bucks for new kneepads.

taken out trash

Flagwaver… I have just been. Sitting back eating my popcorn enjoying the shoW…
Staring a Phillip Dale Monkress (Google it ) He is a class act turd bandit…
Co_staring Paul k. Wickre (Google it) well he is just the dingle berry. That Monkeyass has keep around for his enjoyment of his sweet ass in his wife’s panties…
Then you have the big bad bike gang of Ass clowns….
I just wonder why anyone with a brain cell listen or follow such a phoney turd …

I just wanted to say what a great job TAH does with drawing out these phoney’s and putting. them in there place… They should not of under estimated the power of Google-fu
I solute you all….
Not the Ass clowns the turd or dingle berry … They can Piss off…

Ex-PH2

Well, it was a small, but worhtless, foray by Paul K. Wickre (google hit!!!!!).

What a boring pair Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!!!!) and Wickre make!

Flagwaver

So, I just woke up and did a quick google search. The first nine stories on Google point him to being a phony. What did the Supreme Court tell all of us to do since we couldn’t prosecute?

Sparks

@1326 Just opened this morning to check on Phil, Paul and the biker boys and you made me LMAO. Snorted my coffee through my nose. Thanks for the wake up! I can’t imagine the shit storm that must be happening at All Points. I mean when you read all this, as his employee, you have to start wondering what kind of ass hat am I really working for? Talk about scramble to duck and cover. Phil must be talking like a Philadelphia lawyer to keep the lies going with his employees and keep them in line.

Sparks

I just looked at Monkress’ Facebook page. Hey! He caught a fish, or well…he’s at least holding a fish presumed to be his I guess. Bet he wished he could catch a break here a TAH! Phil you have to use the right bait and you ain’t found it, not even in your wheel house. First take the lumps you got coming, apologize profusely, stop telling the lies, then reach around and hit the toilet flush handle and swirl away. Problem is you and Paul don’t know how to do yourselves a favor. Lies compound lies. Once they start they are hard to stop. It takes a shit turd to claim the things you have. If you believe yourself the man you hold yourself out to be, then do the above and just fade away. I at least could have some respect for someone man enough to stand up and tell the truth.

Sparks

I just looked at Monkress’ Facebook page. Hey! He caught a fish, or well…he’s at least holding a fish presumed to be his I guess. Bet he wished he could catch a break here a TAH! Phil you have to use the right bait and you ain’t found it, not even in your wheel house. First take the lumps you got coming, apologize profusely, stop telling the lies, then reach around and hit the toilet flush handle and swirl away. Problem is you and Paul don’t know how to do yourselves a favor. Lies compound lies. Once they start they are hard to stop. It takes a shit turd to claim the things you have. If you believe yourself the man you hold yourself out to be, then do the above and just fade away. I at least could have some respect for someone man enough to stand up and tell the truth. But you are well beyond that point now.

Frankly Opinionated

@1332 Sparks:
Just a service that I perform for our faithful readers/commenters. But, you are right, the employees of All Points Logistics, Phillip Dale Monkress, n Paul Wickre, (BaDaBoom! Got 3 Gooooooooooogle hits in one sentence!), must be feeling that the dogshit on their shoes has more value than these “clingons”.

LostOnThemInterwebs

*sigh* I go out for a couple of days on medical and I come back to 400 posts *throws arms on the air* … *rolls eyes* ChipNASA I have a beef with you, I was not in the “hi, good morning” list :'( made me cry, I blame Phillip “I have a dildo up my bum” Dale Monkress or Paul “My mom used me as a dildo when I was born by pushing me back as she finally felt something” K. Wickre This is the kind of stuff that just makes me LOL, so let’s see we have a “SEAL” that can’t defend himself on a blog, brings another guy that is so smart he actually admits to hacking ppl and sniffing their connections, I’m pretty sure the FBI would be immensely interested in someone just blatantly admitting hacking across state lines (Great job! Paul K. Wickre you managed to screw yourself better than anyone else could have even tried!!) now you need to make a direct threat of sexual intimidation and post a crooked, over the top and duck face shirtless “MySpace picture” to finish the “Dumba$$ trifecta” On the panty houses it doesn’t count if it wasn’t a hello kitty one … See this is why I think God sometimes won’t let me do stuff, I would totally have gotten one with the most flowery with animals and rainbows print, put it on turn around and look at the guy straight in the eye .. “What? today was LAUNDRY DAY!!!!” I swear the face of the plane crew would probably be priceless. I missed couple of days of insults, but let’s be honest just being you Phillip Dale Monkress (gooogleeeeeeee index comeee to meeeee) or you Paul K. Wickre (Might as well index this name too googlebot!) is just insult enough, you must be a brave men, if I was you guys I would be so depressed of being such a dirtbag no good for nothing. Anyway I also found another “daily” activity, see sometimes blog threads are too fast growing for the way google indexes, and that’s… Read more »

Ex-PH2

@LostonThemInterwebs, I kind of have an image of Paul K. Wickre (google hit!!!) a/k/a the Wickre Man in dinosaur pajamas when he was in 3rd grade, getting beat up by the other kids in his class in the boys’ restroom.

As for Phillip Dale Monkress (another google hit!!!) a/k/a Affenteil, if he’s been stalking Julie in person, and his personal little fiend the Wickre Man has admitted in writing that he’s doing the same thing online (see above), these two idiots are digging the hole bigger and bigger and bigger.

What’s next? Hey, Phildo! You and your buddy Lickerman haven’t come after me yet. I am SO-O-O-O-O disappointed.

BBNbill

I have the video of “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress from the early morning hours of June 20, 2008.
When I work in the audio from “What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor” it will be “Hello YouTube.”

Green Thumb

Will the real PR COL please step up!

Nik

@1326

Bikers? I suppose that is supposed to mean “more than one”.

See now, I took it as a poorly punctuated half a name. I just figured it was the first half of “Bikers’ Bitch”.

Yes…as in the bitch of more than one biker.

Green Thumb

Phildo and his bikers:

Green Thumb

Phildo and his bikers:

Julie wEir

Did I miss something? Did that shiteater (paul wicked)show up again? Or was he too busy eating “pi”?

Valkyrie

Dang, I got excited for a moment and crawled out of my death bed thinking Lover Boy was back. Oh, well I’ll be quietly dying in the corner if anyone needs me.

Julie since Paul has Government Clearance working on Government contracts and has directly threatened you and I believe he called one other person here (Flagwaver?), couldn’t you call the FeeBees and file a complaint or something? Brains not working right at this minute but I hope you know what I mean.

LostOnThemInterwebs

@Julie sounds like he was apparently!

@Ex-PH2 I want to think he is preparing his insanity plea “Nobody can be THIS stupid .. he HAS to be insane … no really you CANNOT have negative IQ!!” 😛

Ex-PH2

@1345 – Lost, I have only known two people before this who qualified as to having negative IQ.

One was a PO1 who actually passed the Navy’s CPO test, but didn’t get promoted at all.

The other was someone at a Star Trek convention who believed me when I said I was on shore leave from the (starship) Enterprise.

Ex-PH2

Julie, he tried to last night, but could not penetrate our defenses.

julie wEir

He doesn’t hold a security clearance. He’s a shiteater pussy

julie wEir

Ex-ph2
What did he say????
What numbers were they? Did they get deleted?

NHSparky

Right now, Phillip Dale Monkress (Google hit!) is hearing from his daddy:

“Boy, there is no way, I MEAN NO WAY!! that you could have come from my loins…”

julie wEir

All I’m seeing is 2 posts for ” biker” was there more?

julie wEir

I’m pretty confident his MC has stayed out of this. I’m sure they will handle Phil in their own time, not because they feel pressure.
I think “biker” is a drunken Paul Wickre.
He can’t HANDLE THE TRUTH….
He just had to let it out…
I’ve checked my mailbox everyday and ZERO, ZILCH, NADA
SO COME ON PUSSY PAUL, I’m a lil disappointed.

Flagwaver

Valkyrie, he never openly threatened me. I’d rather wait until there is something credible and tangible before I go to the alphabet soup. However, I do have some avenues open to me, in this regard.

Though, I wonder how All Points Logistics’ (google hit) servers are doing? An anonymous friend of mine told me that they had a DNS attack this morning for some reason.

Ex-PH2

Julie, he was posting as “bikers” at #1318 and #1320 above. The name may have changed, but the language was the same. I’m pretty sure that was him.

julie wEir

“Talley-Ho”!

Ex-PH2

Julie, I figure if Phillip Dale Mondress’s (google hit!!!) close personal fiend wants to harass me, he should know that where I’m sitting, it’s Big Sky Country.

Tally-ho, indeed!

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