Lance Whipple doubles down
Earlier this month, we talked about Lance Whipple who claimed to be an Air Force Captain up in Lansing, Michigan. Apparently, he just noticed the post about him yesterday, because his wife called us to defend him. He sends us these DD214s to prove that we were wrong in our initial assessment that he had a few weeks in the Air Force;
As is often the case, these DD214s only raise more questions in my mind. I’ve never seen that font used by the military. The form version is in the upper left hand corner of the form, but every DD214 has the version in the bottom left corner. My DD214 is from 1993, and it uses a 1988 form version, but this one from 1990 uses a 1990 version. There are numerous misspellings and the math in Block 12 is incomplete on both. Finally, on both forms, the re-up code 2P signifies “AWOL; Deserter Dropped from Rolls” – not to mention that he claims to have eleven years enlisted time and then 20 years as a captain. it seems to me that a captain would have been QMP’d long before a thirty-one year retirement.
He claims that the FOIA we have is wrong because the clerk misspelled his middle name. I wonder how many Lance Whipples were in basic training at Lackland in September 1979. We’ve resubmitted for the FOIA with these DD214s attached. By the way, the PJ community tells us that they have no record of him attending any pararescue training with any middle name.
They claim that they’re coming to West Virginia to meet with me, and, sure I’ll meet them, but if we’re meeting to discuss this forgery, probably the worst forgery I’ve seen since Jesse MacBeth we’ll just be spinning our wheels.
The Commander Club should look into his claims, too. here he is at one of the social events;
UPDATE 3/16/2016; I guess our meeting has been postponed while Heidi is writing the check for his bail;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
What a wimp..having his wife contact TAH…IF THEY DO ROLL TO MEET, please, have Mrs. Lilyea, be prepared to drive the wife to the airport.
If my husband lied to me all these years, driving home is a hell no, but a Divorce attorney would be my first phone call, after informing the children. ?
Come to think of it, did Lance Wimple ever contact anyone himself or is he cowering behind his conned Missus? Lance Whipple is so dumb he sits on the TV and watches the couch and moves his lips while he does.
The wife should bring a copy of the young captain’s eRAS statement to the meeting.
Relax.
He is an “Honorary Captain” of All-Points Logistics!
I’m on the road and missed out on this POS doubling down on his stupid. Bad move, dude, bad move…
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed! I guess I imagine his screams in the night and crap…I am after who did this and im not stopping people. sORRY YOU were on the move and missed the information. Lance was really in the millatary and we collect a pention.
First off, WTH is a “pention”? Second, you say you “imagine” his screams in the night, thus you haven’t really heard them, that’s what I deduct from what you say.
I have been dropping by Jonn’s place for four years now and have viewed a lot of phonies in that time but I have to say that now, after four years of phonies, guys like this Whipple shitbird really piss me off. Hell, this guy ain’t even trying. 2P reenlistment code? Fucked up font on your forged DD-214? FFS man, do some basic research. And then, to top it all off, you have your wife call to verify you’re too legit to quit? Puuuuulease. You’re a dumbass.
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed! I guess I imagine his screams in the night and crap…I am after who did this and im not stopping people. Just for you sir. I am from Peach Creek West Virginia and Im not stopping until I burry every one one of you weak liars. We do collect a pention from the military but as God is my witness, you are sick. email ME AND ARGUE IT. I HAVE IT ALL. hEIDI
Sock-puppet cleanup on Aisle 6!
hEIDI, have you been imbibing Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails? Not only have you displayed the degree to which you have allowed yourself to be conned, you have also resurrected a zombie thread which will add to the Google Power of your husband’s name.
Spell much?
And this: “hEIDI”. ShRTbUssQUeffEr’s relative?
Carnack the Magnificent (AKA Johnnie Carson), “This Ain’t Hell”
Sidekick Ed McMahon hands him the envelope which he rips open, and says, “In one short sentence, describe Mr. Whipple’s shittiest encounter in his life!”
getting busted for being a pile of…… or should we say FULL OF SHIT ! ! ! !
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed! I guess I imagine his screams in the night and crap…I am after who did this and im not stopping people.
Repeating your bullshit doesn’t make it, you, or him any more credible.
Try harder. Try again.
VA fraud is a federal crime so be ready to do the time
and another one bites the dust…..
BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! !
or as my three year old says
Yack yuck
NEXT………
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed! I guess I imagine his screams in the night and crap…I am after who did this and im not stopping people.
Fake dependa doesn’t want the gravy train to end, eh?
I’d probably scream in the night as well If I woke up and you were next to me.
Why, in the DD-214 that he himself submitted does it state as his re-enlistment code “AWOL Deserter dropped from Rolls”?
Waking up to his screams. There is another poser, being exposed this month, who didn’t go to Vietnam, but while in a hospital recently was screaming strange shit, that supposedly came from the PTSD that he caught in Vietnam. It is par for the course to have the lying spouse fake it for the mate, i.e. many wives “orgasms”.
I sometimes scream in the night, too. But it’s because my cat decided that he was going to plant his hairy ass and tail right next to my head instead of away from me. The smells I endure…!
Doing the midnight rant all good there are many of us on here that are involved in the law enforcement community and the law, and also active and prior service weather retired or ETSd bring it on
And remember living a lie and thief will land you, or should I say can put you behind bars
Please have him be man enough to leave his own comment instead of hiding behind you
What a shame…
guys, guys. it checks out, his wife verified him.
See what happens when you squeeze the Charmin, Mr. Whipple?
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed!
I guess now we know who typed his fake DD-214.
You should meet up with the ‘missus. If you aren’t married or otherwise involved, take her as a spoil of war and show her what a real man is made of, not an Adobe Acrobat forger or typewriter brat.
I hope this maggot does not have any kids.
The shame will be far reaching…..
He does have a child and a wife and he does collect a pention and works a retirement job. We have reported this to Military Afairs who opened an investigagion including JAG and using the State Police. I will not have my husband robbed!
May I suggest a wonderful and extremely competent attorney at law for you, Mrs. Whipple? He is in Florida, but that should not be a hinderance because he is also a pilot.
Oh, and you can be assured that he is definitely well versed in this kind of case law.
No need to thank me…My pleasure!
Hey, Heidi, have at it. Call the JAG, call the State Police (the latter will give you a big eye-roll as you tell them what you’re telling us)…hell, call the National Guard, the FBI, the CIA, NSA, Consumer Affairs, the KGB (oops, they don’t exist any more), Jethro at NCIS, call anyone you want.
Won’t change the fact that Lance is a liar and a fraud.
Hell, she can call the Mayor and the Dog Catcher as well while she’s at it.
Heidi, just what the hell IS a “pention”? Do you mean “pension”? As to your promising to bury us and TAH, *YAWN*, plenty have tried and ALL have failed. You’re little more than what I normally refer to as a “Dependapottamus”, you’re likely hooked on his lies and con games and afraid to admit it as well afraid of shaking the gravy train your husband claims to have hooked up to.
Deer Hiede Whippel,
Eye hope yur pention is good. You kan replase windoes in yor traler or may bee take a spellin lessen.
Yor freind,
MCPO
He was already robbed of his integrity years prior.
And he robbed many veteran’s of their sacrifices and valor.
The shame is hard to wash off.
Shitbag.
Heidi – Why do both of his 214’s list the reenlistment codes as 2P – AWOL; deserter dropped from rolls
Hubby sold you a bill of goods…he’s a liar. Time to smell the coffee… he’s probably lying about other stuff to you.
Also – You can call the JAG and State Police and they will laugh their asses off about your complaint.
You’re fucking with the wrong crowd here… stuff doesn’t go up on this site without it being vetted by numerous people.
https://www.facebook.com/pissedmyselflaughing/videos/1666501370290546/ Is this the misses?
Dammit, Old Dog, could you post a warning? That thang done require a spew alert!
How did we get this far without anyone mentioning Dick Wilson? Who? Dick Wilson. He played Mr. Whipple in the Charmin commercials for many years. Maybe it is because this crowd is too young. Or maybe because Charmin’s Mr. Whipple was a WWII fighter pilot and shouldn’t be mentioned in the company of this other Whipple.
I remember the REAL Mr. Whipple. Dick Wilson was a cutie.
This whippersnapper? Not so much.
Looking over the obviously-forged DD214, I note that Mr. Whipple (holding back on the Charmin jokes) holds the “National Defence Service Medal”. Note the spelling of the word “Defence” – the British way, not the American.
One more nail in the coffin of this poser …
Yeah, he went to women’s boot camp at Bainbridge, MD. All us girls got one of them there thangs, too. 😉
This turd is becoming more and more “Phildosical” by the hour.
I can only imagine that “pention” is supplemented by some All-Points Logistics income.
The hEIDI cometh…
Before we know it she’ll be hEIDI41!
The DD214 many significant inaccuracies.
The CRO AFSC didn’t exist until 2001. No Air Force AFSC has ever existed as being Paramedic-Rescue. The paramedic badge doesn’t exist to be awarded or presented.
The Combat Diver Badge didn’t exist during the service period the DD214 covers.
1R doesn’t correlate to any officer or enlisted Air Force Occupational classification from 1947 to present.
I was at the Pararescue School in 79-81. No Lance Whipple attended then. Also we were not using H-60’s either. This is a fraud of epic portions…..I live in WV too. Come and see me and I will set you straight.
“HEIDI”:
The US gov.has created and is actively maintaining an outstanding public resource, a website called:
valor.defense.gov.
They did it because they needed protecting our heroes from bottom dwellers and zealots.
You know what? I would like to believe that the folks here at TAH (and especially you)are really going to enjoy it.
It is an expansive highly detailed database that displays each recipient of each medal by name, rank, and conflict/operation and service in which it was awarded.
Spoiler alert! You guessed it you silly cow, no Lance Whipple.
So, who is the “idiot” now?
Pull your head out.
Missed the update on SHITBAG Lance Whipple… boy did Lance screw the pooch! Felons + guns = time in the poundhimintheass jail.
I think that there’s gonna be a vacancy in the “Commander Club” soon… and Lance is gonna be snarfing down on some cockmeat sammiches and tube steak with generous helpings of manmayo (provided by the “good folks” at Bubba, Thor, Julio & Mr Tiny’s Deli) very, very soon!
Well, Heidi. C’mon out and defend that lyin’ slime you’re married to.
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