Cody Stermer; X-box commando

| December 27, 2013

Cody Stermer

Scotty’s FOIA Machine strikes again, this time with Cody Stermer, seen in his authorized uniform above. Cody claims to be a Warrant Officer in the Army, and he’s a helicopter pilot, in his mind.

To prove it, he wears some video game dog tags. Totally legit. However, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?” And AKO agrees with them.

Cody Stermer FOIA

Scotty has been cranking out these phonies at neck-breaking speed, but I think that it’s because the log jam at NPRC after the government shutdown has been broken.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Grimmy

@50, NHSparky:

It might not be Maryland’s fault. If it’s a federal issue, it could well be that our current maladiminstration and the clown posse in DC just feels that we’re being racist against non veterans.

NHSparky

@51–Grimmy–our boy Psulie-boi was facing state charges in MD, but the prosecutor felt a slam-dunk case wasn’t worth prosecuting. Go figure.

Hondo

Grimmy: my recollection is that NHSparky is correct. And, frankly, even though the USC prohibits it Federal prosecutors often won’t go after misuse of telecom unless it’s REALLY egregious or causes substantial economic loss.

Just An Old Dog

Wow, this kid has a running, fuel-injected head start at being a full blown shit-stain.

NHSparky

Old Dog–he reminds me of the urban legend of the guy who stole a rocket engine and strapped it to his car.

Same end result. Spectacular, funny as shit, and very painful for our boy.

Hondo

NHSparky: supposedly, while the Darwin Awards/Urban Legend rocket car story is BS, it’s based on a true incident. This purports to be the actual incident:

http://www.bored.com/rocketcarstory/

I have no idea if this is BS or not. But true or BS, it’s funny as hell. And plausible.

Green Thumb

Flipping burgers on the front line.

Yeah.

Not so much.

rb325th

What a douchnozzle. Hope he enjoys being one of Sheriff Joes inmates… he should be real popular with Bubba.

A Proud Infidel

DAMN! That boy is going full throttle on being turbocharged FULL STUPID with nitrous booster! I wonder by how big of a margin Cody Sterner will “out-stupid” Paul K. Wickre, the bloated, MD20/20 & Thunderbird-soaked “Pee Wee Herman in spandex”?

Green Thumb

I wonder if APL will bring this turd into their internship program.

Green Thumb

X Box boy is denying his claims.

Green Thumb

Sweet.

NHSparky

I love it when they step in their own shitpiles.

Andy

@62, play stupid games….

Ex-PH2

It really is good news week, isn’t it?

Donnie Brown

WE DID TALK TO MISTER STERMER AND HAVE NO ALLEGATIONS OF HIM PRETENDING TO BE A POLICE OFFICER AND NO CHARGES HAVE BEEN MADE. WE DID ON THE OTHER HAND THAT HE HAS BEEN GETTING HARASSED BY PEOPLE ON HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS CELL PHONE AND PEOPLE CLAIMING THAT ITS HIS NUMBER. WE FOUND THAT HIS 14 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GETTING HARASSED AND HE HAS PRESSED CHARGES. I HAVE NO OTHER COMMENTS ON THIS MATTER.

rb325th

Bawaaahhhh Wickre Jr. does this one drink MD20/20 too?
14 year old daughter?? dumbass you were born 7/12/1990 which makes you 23.. so you had a child at age 9?

Old Trooper

@68: Hey Jonn; can his attempt at faking being a police officer named Donnie Brown, right here in comment #67, be added to the Maricopa Sheriffs file? I mean, if he’s gonna be bagged for going full retard, I think he should get all he deserves.

Scotty

0728 EST. And I’m already making popcorn. This thread just became exciting. Continue on #67 Donnie Brown. We know you’re lying. But we are listening. I wonder if this boy is related to our 7 year old Navy SEAL too ?

Cody Stermer

I’m glad justice was served. I don’t have to deal with you guys anymore. Also she is adopted so kiss my ass losers

rb325th

justice was served? Where? Fuck you you little maggot. Go back to playing your video games and asking if people want fries with their orders. Just stop pretending to be something you never will be. A man…
and you adopted a 14 year old?? How old was the momma when she popped out that crumb snatcher? Kind of finding that hard to believe, but I wonder why as you are a known habitual liar.

Cody Stermer

John has to do what the officer told him on the phone. He has to come to the station to make a complaint because they don’t do police reports over the phone. John said that to make you guys think police is coming to get me which there not. I never said I was a deputy sheriff or anything like that. If I did I would love to see the evidence

Cody Stermer

What you talking about I know they said that cause they did talk to me John. I’m just saying what the detective said I won’t believe your story cause I live in AZ where they can find me. So John where did I say I’m a sheriff deputy

Hondo

I find it interesting that I get a “can’t find that server” message when I check the link in comment 67 above – the one purporting to be from “Donnie Brown”.

Somehow I can’t help but think that a member of the Mesa PD would probably get their website’s address correct.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

@ 76 … Cody Stermer,

You are a complete moron, keep flapping your lips here, for all the world forever to read!

You would not be here if you were not a Type 1, Class A, MOD 0, FU*K UP, Unit EA.

Cody Stermer

I never claimed I was in the military. The person who said this is my Ex named Erica Clevenger I know this from Scotty website when I took his page in HTML format and it says source Erica Clevenger

rb325th

Stermer you twat, go make us all some sammiches, because it is all you are good for. Doubt you even make a decent sammich. So on second though, stick to cleaning out the grease traps, more your speed.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

“PRETENDING TO BE A POLICE OFFICER”

No law enforcement officer and or official of a court would describe “criminal impersonation of a duly sworn law enforcement officer” as “pretending to be police officer.”

That was priceless!

Nice try CODY BANKS!

rb325th

Oh sure, the Ex Girlfriend, my kids did it excuses begin…

teddy996

@79- and what about those photos of you in uniform? Or the one with you wearing tags? Or the screen shots of you claiming secret squirrel flights with xbox officials? Did Erica do that too?

Keep digging, dumbass.

Cody Stermer

That picture was from 2008. I know this because for one they didn’t even put dates on the picture to even prove it was from High School JROTC. Is that right John and Scotty. That military uniform is JROTC and I made sure it was that when named the Picture JROTC

Marine_7002

Hey, Stermer-boi. If you claim you were never in the military, why did you text me the following:

“Hey dipshit this is stermer with the AZNG how can I help you.”

That was after you had pretended to be a 71-year-old woman named “Janice”, in which you claimed that I had the wrong number (see post #46 at http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=39149 for the juciest parts of the texts he sent me).

Caught in another lie. Ron White was thinking of you when he said, “Can’t fix stupid!”

Oh, and you also said, “You guys don’t know what your messing with. When some did this to me last time I took there car and crashed it in there living room. I will find you too.”

The front of my house is still intact. WTF? You having trouble navigating your way from the Xbox controller and out of the house to my location?

By the way, you prepared for that court date coming up?

Marine_7002

And hey, Cody, what about that PlentyofFish.com profile where you said you had enlisted in the US Army as an infantryman?

You’re not learning, bud…the Internet is forever…

OWB

Aliens ate my homework. In 1953, before I adopted the kid but after we started lying about it.

Or maybe it’s on a thumb drive in a time capsule we buried for Y2K. Yeah, that’s it.

Cody Stermer

Right because you know I talked because I have your number right. I don’t even know who you are and I didn’t even have your number unless you made that up too

Cody Stermer

I don’t have a plenty of fish account I have a fiance. I never been on a dating website. Its funny because when I click on that page there is nothing there as a description that even says I was us army anyways. Unless ot was Erica that made that to get back at me

Hondo

Stermer: are you speaking of the photo that’s part of what appears to be a screen cap off of a web site – and which also IDs you as a W1 in the Army Reserve?

Cody Stermer

Right JROTC ribbons JROTC Class A Uniform. You gentlemen should know that US Army doesn’t even use the Class A green Uniform anymore

Green Thumb

Cody is a pussy.

Richard Culson

Stermer does have a point on that. They don’t use the old Class A anymore and those are ROTC ribbons

Green Thumb

@79.

Its always the ex.

Right.

Hondo

So, Stermer – since you say you “never claimed you were in the military” (comment 79, above), why does the caption accompanying that photo claim that you are a W1 in the Army Reserve?

ChipNASA

Cody didn’t adopt a 14 year old girl.
What he meant to say was that he *IS* a 14 year old girl.

/ I’m certain some 14 year old girl is going to whip his scrawny ass because, as one himself, he gives 14 year old girls a bad name.

Cody Stermer

The military.com website is photo shopped you can tell from the picture

ChipNASA

@96 Cody

” I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”

/snerk

Hondo

By the way, Stermer: the wear out date on Greens was originally established at 4th Q 2014. See para 18 of

http://www.army.mil/asu/alaract.html

I’ve heard the wear-out date has been extended, but I’ve neither the time nor inclination to look for the message extending the wear-out date.

2/17 Air Cav

I got to hand it to the lad, he is original, in a way. I recall one particularly infamous fellow who said that he left his laptop open and unsecure on a bar and that someone may have entered false info about him that way. But here we have a diabolical ex something or other who established an account at a site for the express purpose of making false claims regarding military service as a way to exact revenge. Yep, that’s not bad. It’s bullshit, of course, but it’s not bad.