Wittgenfeld’s happy dance
I know we haven’t talked about Dumbass Dallas Wittgenfeld in months, but somehow he’s aligned himself with Paul Wickre (I wonder how those retards find each other) and he thinks that somehow because we successfully beat back another challenge to our First Amendment rights, it means that we’re beaten. He thinks that because we asked for donations (only the second time in our nearly seven year history) that we’re in dire straits. This is the caption to the picture he posted above;
New fund raiser tee shirts are how the Stolen Valor Vultures plan to fund their new Rackspace $499.oo a month server ISP. Rackspace is infamous as to the “ONE DAY LATE” on the payment and your bookselling server is TOAST immediately…. no suck, suck, suck….only BYE BYE…!
This is my rendition of a fundraising tee shirt I would like to purchase from the T.A.H. cartoon characters. . I’d pay $25.oo for this Heckle (Seavey) & Jeckle (Lilyea) omen-shirt to their futures.
Well, Dallas, your dreams have come true. Frankie, the fellow whose photo you stole and claimed it as your own, is making those t-shirts and we’ve accepted your offer – you can send us the $499 that you think we pay monthly for internet access and we’ll send you the T-shirt. My lawyer told me that your little caption constitutes a contract, so sending us the price of the T-shirt is not an option for you. I’ll be watching my mailbox.
You stolen valor shitbirds, and their enablers need to understand that we aren’t going away. Your empty threats are like water off a duck’s back. The only way to get us off your pale, pimpled asses is to not be a liar in the first place.
I read JAGC’s comment yesterday and agree with it all, but he forgot to say “like everyone else”. The cowards send their friends and family to the blog to defend their illegal and immoral behavior. You can scroll through nearly every stolen valor post and see where someone’s wife/girlfriend/sockpuppet comes to call us liars and to attack us on totally irrelevant bullshit rather than deal with the liar himself. It’s a typical reaction to discovering a sociopath in their midst. Wickre *wants* to know a SEAL, even if he’s a phony SEAL. It makes him feel like a bigger deal, especially since Wickre has never accomplished anything worthwhile in his life, other than accumulating a number of arrests in the State of Maryland.
Category: Phony soldiers, Shitbags
Lucky@49, I am to the age that my knees start hurting when I kneel down past waist height, I keep my PT regime low impact now so instead I’ll do 25 inverted push-ups instead.
Hahaha ok then OIF, 25 eye blinks then :-p I just hit 11 years in last week, I’m 28 and feeling old myself
I’ll be 48 next month Lucky. Age takes it’s toll, but for me it is taking it’s sweet old time. Don’t feel old, just get tired a mite quicker.
That’s the thing, I’m that ‘older’ NCO, that doesn’t slow down, that hard charger, my SGM calls me his bulldog. I can still PT circles around the PVTs, and just introduced the BDE HHC (it’s a reserve BDE) to Crossfit-style workouts (they were calling me an asshole, it was GREAT!).
@#23 Sam, and other curious minds: For all intents and purposes, y’all may consider me to be “One of the Staff Artists at This Ain’t Hell”. Feel free to contact me, through Jonn, Hondo, or anyone else who has my contact info, for personalized TAH gear and apparel. And yes, there will be decals, and much more, but for today and the rest of the weekend, I am up to my armpits in alligators, and draining the swamp. We who are the “Band of Brothers, (and Sisters)” of TAH have my services, and all that I ask is that you click these ads of Jonn’s. This blog is my first read every day, and the one that I may hit a dozen or more times, as I pass my computer, and doing these designs is but a small payment for the enjoyment and enlightenment offered here. A one time post, so copy this for posterity: frankiecee at gmail dot com, y’all know how to bring all that together to reach me.
I’m NG with prior Active Duty. I came back in after a nine year Break in Service, I’m 45, and I still leave a LOT of twenty-somethings eating my dust in PT runs and Road marches! After I first came back in, I fondly remember one of the kids who commented about my age gave me a death stare just before he puked during the PT session I was leading, and I’d had the same amount of “Adult Liquid Refreshment” the night before, maybe more! I’m also the Unit Motor Sergeant, and they cuss me nine ways to Sunday every time I catch them trying to pull a fast one and let them explain themselves in front of the 1SG!
Hondo–NPS back in my time was down in Orlando. I swear, the tourist population must have dragged down the average IQ by at least 20 points.
And the company I work for has several job opportunities down there. I look at Florida as an East Coast version of CA–nice weather, but no way I want to live in most of that state.
Now retiring to the panhandle/Floribama region when the time comes, that has some potential.
Sparky, my time in Orlando was 1973, then I left. Disney World was under construction. It was either cold and miserably damp or tropical heat and miserably damp. Alligators everywhere, and grit from construction in all the food. It was like being in a smelly, damp sponge with no relief. I hated that place.
Pensacola, over on the Gulf, was wonderful. Photo “A” school was there, 1967. Roger Staubach was stationed there, put together a football team “Pensacola Goshawks”. It was fun, the food everywhere was wonderful and there was always a breeze from P-Beach and the Gulf. I was out on a fishing boat one day when the Lexington went by about a quarter mile away. Got pictures of her. They still had the NAVAIRCADs going on. It was fun.
Hahahaha outstanding!
Hey NHSparky, It’s not bad at all here in the “L.A.” (Lower Alabama) part of Florida, LOTS of Military Retirees around here, ditto with Military Facilities, and politically, except for Tallahassee, this area is dark red!
Thanks, Jonn.
Thanks, Hondo.
Easy to see how it was misconstrued…”They” being Witless and Wickre…my bad.
I get a little hot and bothered, er “sand in mah lady parts” sure! But only when I put on my proverbial balls for a grab to beat down the idiots and fools. I promise you, I am no different in person. But you would kindly treat me ladylike until I drop my first f-bomb, won’t you?
Boy, howdy! How about that pussy comment? AW Tim…I thought you knew how I rolled…/sarc/
PS…I hate burpees!
@61 Sorry…… Long day. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
But yeah, you get up to Maine, and the beer’s on me.
@ 41 and 7, Harleys, Hondas, or whatever. I ride my HD all over the Mid-Atlantic with the Legion, PGR and veteran MCs and never encountered anyone telling tall tales or wearing awards on their vest. Posers like Monkress are out there on bikes, I’m sure, but they’re also everywhere else.
@ 62. Burpees are your friend.
Hey! How about we not hate on my state! I knew these buttfarts would start making Florida look bad.
Frankly – I’ll volunteer Julie and I to model any new shirts for you again. (maybe this time I can pick the picture and it be a decent one. hah!)
TAH – Keep up the amazing work y’all do! You’ve got a life long follower in me!
NO hate for state, Valkyrie, just Orlando – too steamy hot in summer, too many alligators. I did love Pensacola.
NHSparky: IMO, it’s not the tourists that are the big issue in FL; it’s the transplants. Many if not most are from the Northeast, have “retired” to FL – and have then proceeded to screw up their new home by pushing for many of the same inane public policies that turned their former homes into crappy places to live.
Ex-PH2: Orlando is substantially south of Ocala. Get north of about Ocala, and (as you’ve noted) FL changes substantially. South of there, IMO it’s pretty bogus; common sense isn’t common, and it’s fairly disfunctional (though still a nice place to visit). From Ocala north, excepting Gainesville and Tallahassee (and maybe Jacksonville – never spent any time there) it seems pretty down to earth and functional. In the northern part of the state common sense still seems relatively common.
I like northern Florida especially Pensacola area. But growing up in NC we sis not consider Florida as part of the south. It was, as mt father said, full of imported yankees. And yes they have brought their Northeaster ways of thought and governing with them in their vote.
er..I meant did not consider Florida….damn keyboard again.
LMAO at a comment held in moderation from Dullass. Hopefully, Jonn will post my response to it. Y’all will get a chuckle too.
Dullass:
You attempted to make a really lame comment, (caught and held for moderation).
Let’s take your comment from the top; You wrote:
“Hey Jonny Cee…. where is that stupid picture you clai I stole…. I have a thousand pictures of me…. I do NOT need not one of your hero pictures for anything… I am a current paratrooper freefaller. You are not…. go get a life Legg.”
First, who in hell are you addressing? Who is “Jonny Cee”? I am Frankie Cee, the person from whom you Stole the photo. The photo I mention is one that you snagged from my Facebook albums, awhile back.
That in and of itself, is not a big deal as I offer them for people to enjoy and share. You claimed the photo as yours, establishing yourself as a THIEF, and further stated that I stole it from you, proving yourself to be a LIAR. I have the orginal uncropped, full resolution of that image, and can name the jumper in the photo, (A 7th SFG Major), who is aware of your dumbassery regarding this photo. The photo in question is “framed” in a fashion identifiable as common to my cropping technique, and while not exclusive to me, I have yet to see it duplicated by any other artist. Further, in your attempted comment you claim, that you are a current paratrooper, (in its common context), that is another damned lie. And you wrap up your pathetic diatribe calling me a “legg”. However spelled, I am not a “leg”, being a former 101st Airborne paratrooper of both the 1st ABG/506 INF, and of “A” co. 101st Aviation BN (Prov), I attended the 101st Airborne Jump School in 1960.
Frankie Cee, head and shoulders above your dumbass in integrity, honesty, and an all around good guy.
@ 71
Way to go! Slap the bitch.
Bedwetter
Dalles,
Please STOP it. Per the last week, PW is trying to cease the traffic, on both sides. This is not your boardgame, and you are not helping.
Please learn retreat when the time comes. SSSSHHHHH!
It’s 1 am here and that is it for the day… SSSSHHHHH!
No more, pls–
Dieter
OH, FOR PETE’S SAKE!!! Dieter?!?!?!? Wickre, do you SERIOUSLY think you’re fooling anyone at all by posting under the faker name ‘Stand Down”? And then you fuck up as always by misspelling Wittless&stupid’s first name, as always? His first name is spelled “DALLAS”, you dimwit.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE FOOLING ANYONE, YOU UNADULTERATED JACKASS??????
OH, yeah -0- while I’m at it: you got the time difference wrong, also, Dieter. If you don’t know why you’re time difference is off, tough bananas, sport.
Dulles is one pathetic dude. Only a real dip-shit who is jump or para-qualed uses the word “leg” on a non-jump grunt in anything other than a jesting manner. When I was attending inter-service schools and my Army airborne buddies would call me a “leg” my response was “that’s ok, you have to hit the ground sometime, and when you do I’ll be on you like stink on shit”
Dulles you are not a “current” Paratrooper. You are an ass clown that jumps out of civilian aircraft, mostly because you seek attention.
Your honorable service in Vietnam ( and I’m assuming it was honorable) was commendable. It seems you have done nothing since then other then be a pompous piece of shit. I personally know several Veterans who earned awards for valor that are equal to or more than yours. They have lived their lives off the skyline, while still supporting their fellow vets.
You on the other hand prance about in cammies at events and memorials trying to keep the attention on YOU, and nothing else.
@73
Shut up Paul…. you aren’t fooling anyone. You are like the Robert Downey Character in “Tropic Thunder”
” I’m the dude ( Wickre) that’s pretending to be a dude ( Stand Down) that’s discouraging a dude ( Dull- ass) that was told by me( Wickre) to take up for another dude( Monkress ) who fired another dude(Wickre) for taking up for another dude( Monkress) who was pretending to be a dude ( A SEAL) he wasn’t”
I prefer this picture of Dullass
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fg1NcxcgZqk/T9SGuVp923I/AAAAAAAAAl4/u7Ah2UrW3ck/s1600/Thunder+Chicken+-1.PNG
O-4E: we’ve discussed that here before. I can truthfully say that WitLessOne is the only person I’ve ever heard of being arrested for “Flying While Intoxicated”. I guess that’s proof he really is “special”.
I’ve always wondered whether or not he lost his fixed-wing license over that – and if so, if he ever got it back.
HOndo, I will give you one more story, and it’s completely true. My brother is a private pilot. His wife is also licensed but doesn’t fly as much as he does. He bought her a Cittabria two-seater which she flew while crocked and landed badly, going off the runway and nosed it down in a cornfield. Destroyed it and walked away from it. She just didn’t get caught flying drunk because she didn’t go far.
I’m no pilot, nor do I play one on TV, but if he was actually found to be flying under the influence and it was properly reported to the FAA he would have violated FAR 91.17 and would have likely had his airman cert revoked for at least a year. He then would have to re-test to get it back.
http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2011-title14-vol2/pdf/CFR-2011-title14-vol2-sec91-17.pdf
http://www.alpa.org/portals/alpa/magazine/2003/April2003_AlcoholProhibitions.htm
You know, as fucktarded as Witless is, I do have more respect for him than Wickre.
Ex-PH2: have to say I remember one other incident, but the crew involved didn’t actually fly. An America West crew in 2002 came to the airport after an overnight at Miami appearing to be still crocked, and proceeded to attempt to fly. They actually pushed away from the gate, but were ordered to return to the terminal.
Tests confirmed that they were indeed still crocked. The were then arrested, and eventually were convicted of operation while intoxicated (apparently taking control after pushing away from the gate was enough to be considered “operation”). But they never actually flew that day while shitfaced.
Dallas apparently did, and according to the article got arrested for it after he landed. Looks like your sister-in-law managed to avoid the latter. (smile)
Nik: I respect WitLessOne’s military service – that was honorable and included service in a demanding job in combat. But he and Wickre get exactly the same amount of respect from me as individuals.
Hondo: Fair enough. That’s more or less what I was going at.
Nik: roger; concur.
@ Nik and Hondo
Agreed. If Dallas would have stuck with is real record – which is very good..with service in a great unit…and not embellished and made a spectacle of himself…
He’s be one of the coolest guys we all know.
I’m Airborne…and I’m also 41. The last thing I want to do is jump out of a plane again. Much less at his age.
He himself took a solid and worthy record of service…and made a mockery of it. That is sad and pitiful.
Hondo, I’ve seen both my brother and his wife pound down two 6-packs of beer in an hour and then fly and get away with it, because they were at a small, local airport and took their plane back to their hangar. No airport cops around.
You know, I enjoy a nice cold Foster’s Lager or Guinness just as much as the next person, and I don’t turn up my nose at local craft beers, but going through quarts of alcohol like there’s no tomorrow is just plain stupid. That extra booze could be used to marinate some brats or something.
You grunts,legs and paras call us helo crews crazy for coming into a hot to either resupply, medi-evac bring in reforements or any combo of above. Then you crazy guys jump out of a perfecty good aircraft to find out if your chute was packed correctly. So who is the insane one? Don’t get me started on you sub guys especially you glow in the dark ones .
Just remeber Joe…at test depth, nobody can hear you scream.
And us REMF’s are happy and content to watch you brave souls sally forth where fools and angels fear to tread.
@Ex-PH2
Seriously… Do yourself a favor and get some decent good (german) beer. Life’s too short for drinking foster’s
Joe Williams: if you have a ‘chute, you have an option. If you don’t, your life may depend on whether the pilot can land a broken bird in a cornfield.
Per my friend who was an Army aviator, the latter generally isn’t too hard with a rotary-wing craft (auto-rotation – he had to do it at least once “for real”). But doing so is reputedly much more difficult with fixed-wing.
I liked having options. (smile)
@Hondo
Option?
Sometimes that one is between pain and suffering.
http://www.break.com/index/paratrooper-cant-avoid-trees-is-the-luckiest-man-alive-2491908
Oh and yeah never jump with the canadians! After that drop the pilot would be in for a good ‘ol fashioned beating
No worries Sparky. No way you would get me in that steel coffin much under water in that coffin. Auto rotate was particed .We used a right hand spiral AR to make it harder to hit us and get on the ground fast. To use a 34D(Choctaw) for jumping takes 2 to 3 hours to tape the inside so no chutes snag on anything. Fixed wing some of them have the a glide path of for 1 foot forward = 300 feet down. I hear all you para types talking about bad backs, knees, ankles. AND of CROUSE the tree and water landings. Tell me about how safe jumping is again. Big Smile. Sparky put a lampshade on your head the glow is blinding me. Oh the Princeton and Valley Forge are WW2 CVAs. Amphim Ops off the coast of RVN I corps. All in fun, we had jobs to do. Joe
@7 and partially @41
I don’t quite understand the hostility to Motorcycle Riding Veterans I see here. Certainly there are posers in Motorcycle Clubs but as a patched member of a VMC we require DD214 before even prospecting and all of the clubs I’m familiar with do also. I find the shitbirds mostly not in clubs but riding on their own, we like to bust them too.
@96: I’m new around here too, Pete, and from what I’ve seen, I think the hostility has come about because too many motorcycle clubs, including “Veterans” MCs, have apparently been confronted with hard evidence of posers – and they’ve continued to harbor the posers anyway. The current poster boy for this syndrome would be one Phillip Dale Monkress. (Just Google him, don’t even bother searching the site. Thanks to the gonzo stupidity of one of his ass-pimple minions, a Google search of Monkress will bring up TAH posts on him as the top 3 links. The minion made him famous.)
(Also, for what it’s worth, I’m part of an organization which has, granted, earned a bad rap for itself, and which is not beloved by many of the regulars. I just try to be one of the good guys that hopefully drags the average UP. Just don’t take it too personal.)
@ #96: Actually, quite the opposite is true. We are collectively very hard on MC’s (and anyone else) that harbors fakes. And a few have shown themselves to be especially egregious in the practice.
On the other hand, there are quite a few PGR riders among the ranks here and others who belong to legitimate veteran MC’s. Not sure that anyone here dislikes bike or bikers in general.
@ 96, agree and made the same point in comment 64, mostly toward ANCCPT in comment 7 – who painted veterans on bikes with a broad brush.