Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
Just to let monkeyass and his pal(s) know what’s up:
I copied all that Pi crap dumped on us by Derrick the Dirtbag to Word and have it on a separate drive, clowndog. It’s where you can’t get at it, in a safe place.
I had to reduce the text size to something sane. It’s 365 pages in 8.5×11 of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spm.
Still, it’s evidence, especially with the spammer name ‘no me impune lacessit’, that you are making threats against us.
You should learn to back off. You’re in WAY TOO DEEP with that, you coward.
DAMN, did I miss something?
@ex ph2
Pretty good !!
Thank you, Jas.
@908, not really, last night someone flooded the comments with the golden ratio taken out to the millionth decimal, so they made like 30-50 posts. someone wit admin powers has cleaned it up now.
PH2–judging by the IP address of our “little friend” last night, he’s Dutch.
Oh, and Monkress never claiimed to be a SEAL? Really, Phillip Monkress, of Merritt Island, FL? Titusville, FL?
Monk_SEAL_4
Oh, and then there’s this:
http://www.behance.net/PhilMonkress
Having occupied a number of high-level positions over the course of his career, Phil Monkress possesses extensive experience in the realms of business development, strategic planning, and marketing. Currently, Phil Monkress presides as Chief Executive Officer and President of All Points Logistics.
With approximately 125 employees and about $11 million in annual revenue, All Points Logistics supplies an array of support services to the federal government and its top contractors, operating primarily in areas of information technology, integrated logistics, professional staffing, and facilities and environmental services management. The company, headquartered in Merritt Island, Florida, is classified as both a small disadvantaged business and a verified service-disabled veteran-owned business, and maintains locations in Orlando, Florida; Atlanta; Huntsville, Alabama; and Washington, D.C. Phil Monkress has held leadership responsibilities at the company for over a decade.
Possessing top secret clearance with the U.S. government, Mr. Monkress opened his career as a Data Systems Technician for the United States Navy in 1984, a position he occupied until 1992, the same year he earned a Bachelor’s degree from Valdosta State University. Between 1992 and 1994, he served as Field Engineer with the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and Computer Systems International, operating from Sigonella, Italy. Phil Monkress subsequently transitioned to KPMG in Jacksonville, Florida, where he held responsibilities as a Consultant Team Leader and a Manager of Information Technologies. Over the next four years, he worked with the Merrill Lynch Credit Corporation, the Wackenhut Company, and Prudential.
Seems he doesn’t even know when he was in the Navy, either.
Whoops–forgot to add these:
http://www.myspace.com/Monk_SEAL_4/comments?Cached
http://www.peekyou.com/phil_monkress
Whoopsie.
Dutch? Ein Nederlander? Really? Yeah, that’s where they have noeken in the afternoon in front of an open window. (Yes, I did see “Soldier of Orange”.)
Had I known that, I would have used a different tactic. So should I keep that copy of all those Pi posts or ditch it?
We all thought it was Derrick the Dirtbag again. All that pseudo-German posturing came from one address, in the US. That makes it even more fun.
Don’t dump it yet, PH. Someone may need it sooner or later. Maybe at sentencing – to show a pattern of maliciousness.
You know, I had some time to think about my project between those bouts of spam being dropped in. Now I know what to do with the pink duct tape with kittens on it.
Phillip Dale Monkress: While I’ll use Ex-PH2’s nickname foDerrick (chingacabra) I think I’ll call you for today’s insult and your nickname … Pelaná
I would try to translate the exact meaning, but NSFW so you get to google it!!
We are so close to 1,000 posts!! we can do this!!
OWB, I’m just wondering if all that oddball English was being funneled through DirTrick from the Nedelander. And if so, why? If it’s just to create spam, it’s easy so to trace and remove. It’s that sentence “you will never find me” that makes me believe there’s a connection there.
Lost, I did NOT know that you spoke Maya. Wow! Holy Crap! We have amazing people here.
Phillip Dale Monkress, EL PUTO GRANDE!!
JAGC, funny you should mention that…..I am filling out a form right now for a Congressman so I can ask him to initiate an investigation. Not sure if I am supposed to say what Congressman yet, so I will keep that one quiet. But am asking that they investigate the contract to see if his phony claims of SEAL experience played any part, and to investigate his security clearance to ensure that his DUIs and other legal problems were fully vetted.
His lawyer has still not responded to me.
Sounds like someone should have just took his licks and kept his mouth shut.
The biggest tell of a turd eating POS, is they never know when enough is enough and it is time to shut their pie hole! Welcome to the internet Monkress. As someone else wrote, the it never forgets.
TSO–what if any bearing would his claims of Native American ancestry have here?
I expect to see more spamming tonight. Just a head’s up.
I like spam…
HFS HFS, did I say HOLY FARKING SHIAT!!!!!
I leave for a few days thinking that this thread is dead in the water and I come back and have to take an HOUR trying to backtrack and find out where I stopped reading about 8 to 10 days ago and this thing just went FULL RETARD!!!
/you know you’re NEVER supposed to go full retard.
//This is an *insult* to retards around the world.
///I apologize.
Looking forward to Ex-PH2 for some more smackdown, just awesome
Chip, Heidi — you should have been here last night. It was the battle of “you bore me to death so I’ll make fun of you” versus the Pi spammer. Guess who won?
Phillip D Monkress goes to trial tomorrow 29 May 2013, in Brevard county court for a 2008 DUI case
I love:
In not particular order:
Jonn
Ex-PH2
TSO
Hondo
GT
Valkyrie
Julie wEir
Twist
BBNbill
2/17 Air Cav
No, no I love ALL of you.
Well except FRAUD/LOSER/COWARD/PHONEY/PSYCHO (GOOGLE “Phillip Dale Monkress “)
/I can’t *WAIT* to see how this crashes and burns in the near future.
//I feel like I should pay a cover charge….
///Maybe I’ll just bake everyone a few pies. 😀
@929…
REALLY?!?!?!?!?
As Dandy Don Meredith used to sing….
” Turn out the lights
The party’s over
They say that
All good things must end
Call it tonight
The party’s over
And tomorrow starts
The same old thing again “…
/or later today as the case may be.
@918 Occupational hazard of being Mexican .. 😛
@930 *reads list* 🙁 I see how it is … I think I might need to step my game up 😛 I’m not as annoying as I’m supposed to be LoL!
Phillip Dale Monkress (Google Hit) “Me la pelas y a dos manos” 🙂 (might as well keep on the insult in spanish 😛 keep it on diff languages)
@929 – Glad to hear that.
Ex – If there is more spamming tonight, I’ll be here. Wanna make it a date? Haha!!
Dang wish I didn’t have stuff to do tomorrow. I’d take a little ride to sit in on that court case. Is it in Merritt Island?
Chip, was beginning to wonder about you and your list. Nice save there at the end, though.
LOTI, guess we are going to have to do better in order to make the list instead of the postscript. Maybe the smilies will help? 😉 😉 😉
TSO… Seeking a Congressional investigation is probably the most appropriate way to go, particularly as a first step. I mentioned qui tam as a drastic option because under the right set of facts, it would add one more offensive tool in the toolbox against corporate stolen valor in terms of contractors.
I am interested to see what the retained law firm’s thought process is moving forward. A cynical part of me wants to say that the shenanigans we’ve seen over the past week are so over the top by design in order to goad Jonn and others into crossing the line into actual harassment back toward Monkress, or committing some sort of quasi-actionable tortious interference against the business. Theory is that if they can stick something somewhat viable, albeit tenuous, it would force (in their mind at least) some sort of compromise with you.
Of course, Monkress (or one of his sycophants) may just have become completely unglued, and the lawyers have nothing apart from advising the removal of the lies as a means of redress and future harm, further perpetuating Monkress to take matters (poorly) into his own hands because he obviously knows better than his advisers.
I would love to be in court with this turd.
Criminal Phil
Ham and scalloped potatoes at my house, with crudites (cut veggies) on the side. Extra cheese on the top.
Valkyrie, my mind is churning over this: who is the bigger villain? Dullas Witlessgeld, who is no longer able to post, or PD ‘Affenteil’ Monkress, who is a burly bully?
OWB, hang in there. It’s coming. Lost, you are enlightening me in the world of slang.
I always though it was a toss up between Monkress, Mailman (Gunny Driveway) or Dullass. They are the 3 crazies that have caused the most trouble on here, (Oh, and that Doug guy Internet Stalker or whatever). But since I’m personally involved with Monkeyass and DerDick I’m going to have to say him esp since he’s in my state.
Sorry Ex- @941 was in response to you. Plus may I come eat with you. Better than our dinner, kids want pizza. Ugh!
Great now I’ll have to charge my kindle and stay up late, just to see ex do battle again, darn don’t you guys ever sleep
#940: Request permission to join you folks, I will be glad to bring some adult libation of your choosing?
@CHIPNASA
THANK YOU, I love you!
🙂
I don’t think this thread had gone full retard just yet. I think Phildo Maximus (or whomever has their hand up Derrick’s ass) can squeeze a few more drams of retard into this vessel just yet.
Kids, don’t be a Phildo.
@940
who is the bigger villain? Dullas Witlessgeld, who is no longer able to post, or PD ‘Affenteil’ Monkress, who is a burly bully?
IMO, both of those take the backseat to Stephen Frank Cio Burrell, the 4th most dangerous man to get his ass beat in a county lockup.
Chip, I’m sad that I was third from last. 🙂
@935 monkyass DUI case will be heard in Viera judge Murphy court room 3f at 9 am
You guys are making me laugh too hard for words. Phildo Maximus and Derrick the DirtBag are on my list of people I don’t want to meet at Wolfy’s Hot Dog stand on Touhy Avenue, and Ranger Burrell? – He can’t handle the chopped onions. Leave that to Popovich. Hey! Where’s my twofer, Alex? I had a coupon!
Dis gun b gud…
Oh, yeah: Monkress, Phildo, babycakes. If you want to meet me, why don’t you come up and see me some night?
Come up Wednesday night. That’s amateur night.
May 28, 2013 — Tuesday
As of 5 p.m. today, May 28, 2013, “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress is scheduled for a May 29, 2013, 9:00 a.m. Jury Trial in connection with a June 20, 2008, DUI arrest in Palm Bay, Fla. The trial is to take place at the Moore Justice Center in Viera, Fla.
The Case Judge is John C. Murphy.
Judge John C. Murphy’s father, John T. Murphy, also an attorney, retired after a 32–year Air Force career that included “service in Korea, Tokyo, Washington, D.C., Ohio, Oklahoma and Massachusetts.”
Of Judge John C. Murphy it is written, “Paralleling his successful career as an attorney and Judge, Murphy retired as a full Colonel in the Special Forces of the U.S. Army Reserve after 29 Years of Service. One of his last key leadership roles was as a Brigade Commander of the Civil Affairs Brigade at Fort Meade, Md. While on active duty, Colonel Murphy served as Director of Plans, combined Special Operations Task Force, Bagram Field Afghanistan and Chief SOF Liaison Officer to Combined Special Operations Task Force. He was also the EO of the 3rd Special Forces Group at Fort Bragg, NC. Murphy is the recipient of the Bronze Star and Legion of Merit among over 30 decorations, medals and badges. Col. Murphy is particularly proud of his Combat Infantryman badge.”
Good luck with that “U.S. Navy SEAL Team 4” Imposter Phillip Dale Monkress.
Well now, well now.
Waiting with breathless anticipation.
@BBNbill, DAMN! I CAN’T WAIT to hear the outcome of that, what are the odds that the Judge knows about Phillip Dale Monkress the snotweasel’s posing as a SEAL?