Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL
The discussion on Monkress has moved here.
Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.
Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;
ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;
Category: Phony soldiers
Philip Dale Monkress, you should have paid attention to the old saying “Choose your friends wisely,and choose your enemies even more so.”. So what’s next, wussnoramus? There have only been a few times in my life I’ve seen someone dig themselves as deep under a pile of excreta as you have here, and I’m laughing my ass of at you. Just TRY to mess with me too, and you’ll make it even worse!!
Like some of you, I rarely use a map, no matter how long the drive. If a destination is north, I head north. Sometimes I take shortcuts. They usually cause me to drive from 10 to 100 miles unnecessarily. Ultimately, I get where I’m going. This thread makes me feel like I’m taking one of my mapless long distance drives. Right now, I’m not sure where I am in here. But, eventually, I’ll figure it out.
You know what’s worse than a turd?
A coward.
A turd can be made into something useful, like fertilizer.
A coward is a useless nothing who wants to see everyone get hurt except himself.
Monkress, you’re a coward.
Ex-ph2
What’s worse; a coward or a liar?
It’s a toss-up. They both cause lots of damage.
Back when I was just another Active Duty “Joe” in the early 90’s, we had a new PL who was a recent OCS Grad. When he addressed the Platoon for the first time, one thing I remember him saying is “Don’t EVER lie to me, because once you do, I won’t believe anything you say, your word will mean nothing to me, and you only have to do it once!”. Phillip Dale Monkress has lied all over the place, thus I have far more respect for a fresh dog turd on the sidewalk than I ever will for him!
Phillip Dale Monkress (google hit!) I could write a normal insult to add to the list of the ones you’ve received, but I believe that will not help trying to create a change, so while I’m still going to insult you (sorry a promise is a promise!) I’ll try to help you also: You are definitely wrong, but not only in your actions, but also your education. By just creating smoke screens, coming in here and randomly attacking people and creating probably the most blatant sock puppet campaign in recent times you have shown you are not a very educated person; Allow me to explain further, you say you defend people’s assets. I wouldn’t trust you with 50 cents, was this your strategy? to come into the stronghold and get your a$$ kicked? did you learn everything you needed to know on tactical training from watching rambo movies? I mean come one! you keep coming and making the same stupid mistake over and over are you sure you do not have any subconscious problems that want you to attract attention even if its negative attention? Coming in and trying to create remarks such as “look how little words he uses to convey his ideas he must be an idiot”, without realizing it only shows he is a literate person, you know when you read and write you learn the rules, synonyms, etc. and is easier to convey the ideas, apparently you have not thought much or been shown what is to be honorable, have courage and be a stand up person. A stand up person, someone that you can look up to is not someone that never makes a mistake, but that person that learns not only from his mistakes but everyone else’s and tries to get better everyday, courage is to do what’s right, even if doing what’s wrong is easier, to do what you have to do even if you are scared. And to be honorable, I believe that would be lost in you I’m sorry, but I’m not going to waste my time trying to explain that… Read more »
One thing that I have noticed about Phillip Dale Monkress and/or his cronies/sock puppets; is that he is denigrating we veterans, (what he claims to be), as “blue collar”, and suggesting that we, as veterans, are not of the “better class”. Sorta like telling your battle buddy that he is a stupid grunt, or Cannon Cocker, or Tanker, or squid, etc.
So, that observation of mine has garnered Monkeyass yet another Goooogle hit. Dude is gonna be more popular than a hooker in a dorm.
Dude is gonna be more popular than a hooker in a dorm.
Appropriate. Phillip Dale Monkress seems to be like human herpes. Just when you thought he’s gone away, up he pops again.
Julie. Katschen, taten Sie genau, was wir, wunsschten./n/nMot Iher Rede auf dem Blog, das auf die ihre identifikation ubertragen wurde, sparten Sie viele Tage, und die Kosten enier Vordalung./n/nDanke fur das Reagieren, wie wir planten.Ubrigens braucht Jonn nicht, das Blog, 802,809,777,760,753,750, es zu redrierien wurde herunterladen ganz weg vom Bis bald./n/nVernart,
Dietrich.
TSO wurden Sie Nicht zustimmen? Julie hat ein Band un ihre Verfolgung Gap Strase neues Hoffnungs-AL 35670 auf AT&T an (256) 783-2521, durche ihre schriftliche Aufnahme eingenwickeit./n/nGutenbend, meine legalen Freunde.
Dietrich
In case anyone was wondering, a number of the recent inane posts above claiming to be from foreign and/or infernal locations are indeed originating from the same location as our sock-puppet foursome previously identified above.
Since “Derrick” (or Dipstick or Dilbert Dumbbutt or whomever is making those ignorant comments) seems to like German, I’ll reply to him in that tongue as best as I can:
Hallo, “Derrick”. Alle von uns hier bei TAH laden herzlich Sie ein, uns den Arsch lecken. Viele Male.
Hello, Asshole!
You still can’t speak German. Want to go around the world again? Or just switch to English and stop butchering everyone else’s language.
Pretty bad when I plug that into Google Translate it comes back saying ” Poster is a Dumbass”!
Wow, and I had enough problems following PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS (I love google lately!) when he was just writing in English! He switches up to German… And shitty German at that. Thank you Valkyrie for the translation… I am too lazy to go translate myself.
In the immortal words of Green Thumb…. Turd!
Every time you do this, the Kaiser cries, Derrick.
Wow, that was a lot of German for such a weak response. Derrick, you can do better than that, can’t you???
Maybe EX-PH2 can give you some pointers… She can rock the word game.
BTW, thanks for translating Stew… Again, I’m too lazy to care to do the translation. I just read “Dietrich is a turd”
You have GOT to be on drugs.
I’m pretty sure you just offered me a special great deal to watch my cat for the low price of purple?
Oh, Hell, he’s at it again. My patience is wearing thin.
Dietrich, oder was auch immer Sie sich nennen, Klugscheisser, hören Sie auf mich. Ihre Drohungen sind leere Wörter. Sie sind ein Feigling. Jeder hier weiss, dass Sie ein Feigling sind. Sie pirschen eine unschuldige Person an. Sie legen ein Kapitalverbrechen fest.
Ich rate Ihnen, zu stoppen, was Sie jetzt tun oder die Konsequenzen gegenüberzustellen.
Ihr Gebrauch von der deutschen Sprache ist die Arbeit eines unwissenden Idioten. Diese einzelne Handlung ist ein Verbrechen an sich.
Beim Schliessen wiederhole ich, was ich vorher gesagt habe. Verpiss dich JETZT! Sie sind ich ärgerlich und mich zu den Rissen bohrend, und Sie sind dumm.
VERPISS DICH JETZT, SCHEISSKOPF!
Oh, yeah, just so everyone knows, I told Dietrich that I know that he’s stalking Julie and he needs to stop now or suffer the consequences. The use of Vernarrt is a dead giveaway.
Seriously, I have not seen a language butchered like this since my 3rd year in high school when no one except me could understand what Mrs. Drake, our French teacher, was telling us. I thought it was perfectly clear.
Dietrich, dummer Mann, give it up. You can’t win here, you shithead jackwagon. Your Mann Brustwarzen are showing again.
Derrick, you can do better than that, can’t you???
Actually, Rob, I don’t think he can. As sad as it sounds, I rather suspect he’s operating at his maximum capacity.
Ex- You are just too much!! Doesn’t matter what language he tries (and fails at) you’ll keep handing him his ass! I’ll be here cheerleading you on!!
Valkyrie, and one and all, I now have a headache from spending TWO FRAKKING HOURS trying to wade through that mess that Derrick a/k/a Dietrich posted. My laundry is dry — see, I can multitask — and Mikey is snoring like squeaky shoes.
Derrick, go and tell your Masters that you have failed and it’s time they terminated your existence. I’m sure they won’t do much more than throw you into an oubliette.
Night, everyone.
Google is going to be overloaded with hits to Phillip Dale Monkress if his sockpuppets, aka ballhandlers, keep this up. Here is another comment on his dumbassery that will live forever in the annals of Goooogledom. Way to go dipshits.
Also; FWIW, I talked to another Vet bike organization late yesterday as some of their members attended a party that I stopped off at. One of them knows members of his area chapter of USMVMC, and will pass the word. Says he will put Phillip Dale Monkress’ name on the shithouse wall at the “Bar Out Back” and the “Foxhead Lounge”, (most Florida riders know of those places).
Derrick Clayton: Can I speak to the drug dealer of the house?
The COL says its cool.
I see that Derrick or Dietrich or Idiotstick gave up. Let’s hope it’s permanent. All that German-from-Norway was crap. The worst part is that he can’t spell German words, he’s using verbs as nouns and nouns as verbs, and he’s using a very bad translator, so while he is making real threats against Julie, TSO, Jonn and the Roths, they come up as gobbledygook.
Derrick, you’re a moron. You’re a waste of time and a waste of flesh. Find a new hobby. The catshit in the catbox is smarter than you are.
@Frankly Opinionated, I think I will include Monkress and his sidekick Derrick in my satire.
Satire being protected free speech, they can do NOTHING about it.
@830.
I use the term research.
Hey, I came up with new names for Monkress and Clayton.
Here they are: Affenteil for Monkress and Chingacabra for Clayton.
Does that work for you all?
And I have absolutely been doing the research, GT.
Smoking chicken, huh? That sounds good.
@#832:
Those names will work for us, but now n again we must use their “real” names so that they are not deprived in the Gooogle annals as we illustrate the truthful things that we know about them. Someone said, in a phone call, this morning, that they thought that only the original post got the Google hit. Not so, every comment using a name gets the hits. So, that is why I try to use his full name whenever possible.
If “Derrick Clayton” is the name of one of Phillip Dale Monkress’ “followers”, (hehehe, that is funny in itself), he too will be getting his name up in the Gooogle lights.
LOL at Monkeyass having followers. That is good shit right there.
I should explain my research to my friends here. Affenteil means monkey’s tail. It’s the best I could do for monkey’s ass.
And Chingacabra — well, chupacabra means ‘goat sucker’, and chingarse is that nasty Spanish verb that means ‘to have sex with’, so Chingacabra indicates he likes having sex with a goat. Or goats. An entire thundering herd of narcopleptic, helpless goats.
It was the best I could do on short notice. I”m disappointed that there was no response to “Suge aquaductum meum.” It’s what hookers get paid extra to do.
So, to make Memorial Day memorable for Monkress and Clayton, I close with “Oete fututere, te saluto.”
Derrick, Monkress, troll, whoever…go suck start a fucking howitzer already.
Can we keep them, Hondo? I think they’re just precious!
I told Derrick he’s a coward and everyone here knows he’s a coward, and that he was boring me to tears. I don’t want to lose those memories.
You guys make me sad that I can no longer remember German. My great-aunt (who was from the town where my last name came from) beat it into my head when I was a child. Sadly after she passed I didn’t have anybody to speak it with and forgot it.
If you use it, it will come back.
Ihre Nachname entstanden als der Name einer Stadt. Der ist der Platz, zum zurückzurufen, zu beginnen, was Ihre Grosstante Ihnen beibrachte.
Monkeyass (Phillip Dale Monkress & Co.) are kinda like the retarded-looking stray dog that followed you home one day from school. The one that came back no matter how much you tried to shoo it away,…..
I just wonder how soon he’ll come back like mildew on a shower curtain!
My turn to see how well I remember what little Deutsch I bothered to learn,… FICK DICH, SCHVEINHUNT MONKRESS!!
Phillip Dale Monkress, even typing your name seems like disrespect for those who gave all. I hope you think about your phony claim of being a Navy SEAL. Today of all days, I hope you feel shame and regret for co-opting the valor of men who don’t have to lie their way through life. Who am I kidding, you’d need to grow a conscience and some ethics, not going to happen.
Well Said, 351BG, very well said. He doesn’t have a clue, nor do his lemmings.
Phillip Dale Monkress is worse than a Monkeyass, he is the dingleberry that hangs from a Monkey’s ass.
Contact APL’s legal department.
Yeah…burp, fart and giggle.
Losers.
HEY, PHILLIP DALE MONKRESS, come mess with me, I have Black Belts in Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung, and Chop Suey. They’re FAR more real than your claim of being a SEAL!
Dertrick/Chingacabra/snookums, Mann brustwarzen, give it up, will you? Don’t start tonight. You’ve already disappointed Valkyrie by ignoring little Dirk and not returning her CDs.
Sie feiger Dummkopf, Ausser mir spricht niemand hier mit Ihnen. Alle wir wissen, dass Sie ein Arschkriecher sind. Klaro? Sie sind bereits dick und dämmlich. Lassen Sie sich nicht schlechter schauen.
Komm lass uns Feierabend machen. Sie verloren den Kampf. Gehen Sie jetzt weg. VERPISS DICH JETZT, SCHEISSKOPF!
(N.B.: Setting up the perimeter ahead of time, against the possibility that Derrick the Chingacabra (goatfookr) might show up again.)
And he won’t buy any pampers or milk! Poor lil Dirk cries himself to sleep at night. I want my Foo Fighters CD back you can have the Justin Beiber one, it’s your’s anyway.
Valkyrie:
I won’t even ask how you came to be impregnated by Derrick.
Some things are better left untouched. Hehehe
Nah, he likes picking on women.
Frankly, see entry #735 – Battle Report, above. It was the Big Bang. Valkyrie never knew what hit her.
Whew! Thanks, Ex-PH2. I was going to lose sleep with that image in my head tonight. Now I will sleep peacefully while rough people do a battle of wits with the unarmed Phillip Dale Monkress and his horde of sock puppets.
I do expect possibly one more siege on the Fortress, but I believe Drek the Mann Brustwarzen is fading. I hope so. He’s boring me to tears.
Yo,
Phildo.
Crime is a bitch.
Turd.
Phildo? GT, have another beer. That’s a classic.
Derrick, a/k/a DirTrick and Chingacabra, chimed in around 11PM my time last night.
Gives me time to watch “Troy”. Great battle scenes.
Clown.
How about that legal department?
Oh look I think somebody is throwing a fit…