Wanted; Dennis Chevalier

| March 14, 2014

Dennis Chevalier pretended to be an Air Force Lieutenant Colonel who flew C130s in missions over Iraq. He also pretended to be a Stolen Valor hunter who never busted a poser. He’s actually a corporal in the Texas State Guard (not to be confused with the Texas national Guard).

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thebesig

This guy is a “never was” when it comes to accomplishment, and is now on his way to becoming a “has been” as an attention whore. This guy is good at sustained below average performance. :mrgreen:

LebbenB

One of the bullet comments I used on an NCOER applies:

“Fails to meet own low standards”

To be fair, this comment was caught by my BN CSM and he promptly kicked it back with a note that read, “WTF, Lebben!? I know he’s bad, but REALLY!? Change it.”

ChipNASA

I have done that on *many* airmen’s ERPs and in reverse, done it on my own performance evaluations for my corporate documentation….(Never understood why I had to write my OWN evaluation)…
“Individual should receive the highest monetary increase to salary for this performance period.”

Too bad they also caught that and said…”Um yeah….here’s your 1 or 2% thanks.”

/better than nothing.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

As sands through the hours glass … So are the days of Dr. Formage LeTwat!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Corrected:

As sands through the hour glass … So are the days of Dr. Formage LeTwat!

Ex-PH2

He just cannot compete with someone else whose delusions of grandeur are far more ridiculous. This guy is an amateur.

Master Chief, that should be ‘Fromage’, and kudos for use of French, even though you hate the Johnny Crapauds.

thebesig

Originally posted by LebbenB:

“Fails to meet own low standards”

I meant to say, “sustained substandard performance.” :mrgreen:

Here are a couple of NCOER comments for him:

o Uses my Soldiers to carry him from one cheese store to another

o Wheels rapidly spinning, but goes nowhere 😈

ChipNASA

* “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”

* Hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.*

LebbenB

* Has delusions of adequacy

* Would be out of his depth in a mud puddle

* Is much like a gyroscope – moving a 1000 MPH, yet getting nowhere

* Occupies a much needed void in humanity

A Proud Infidel®™

*a record underachiever

* does an excellent blobfish impersonation :evilgrin: :mrgreen:

Twist

o his troops would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

Hondo

I couldn’t decide which of these best described CheeseSlayer. They all fit fairly well, modified for correct gender as necessary.

http://fb-troublemakers.com/35-funny-statements-from-actual-performance-reviews-1387/

HMCS(FMF) ret

If he was evaluated, under the “Leadership” trait the following quote would be there:

“Mother Theresa tells him to get f^&*ed.”

How many times did you pass off your phony, non-accredited pee H dee as part of yyour employment history, Chevycheesedick?

A Proud Infidel®™

I HAD to put this in the “fresher comments” part of the thread, thanks rgr 1480!

http://s1024.photobucket.com/user/rgr1480/media/DennyBlobliar_zpsaf9b8599.jpg.html

and with the wannabe proctologist 2000 sphincter-gazer glasses:
http://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y306/rgr1480/DennyBlobliar-glasses_zps83a9e0df.jpg

I forgot toask the first time, that piece hanging from his mouth, izzit half-eaten cheese or a freshly-picked booger? I can’t wait to see what ‘ol “BLOBFISH” Chevalier will burp up here next!!

rgr1480

Thanks for the bump.

I’m thinking that thing hanging from its mouth is “the pool of wisdom” … you know, when you’re falling asleep during a lecture after getting 1 hour’s sleep after an all-night recon …

Suddenly the instructor throws chalk at your head, it bounces off as you jolt awake … you then notice the large drool pool being absorbed into your notebook? Remember that? They called that “The Pool of Wisdom.”

I think that’s what it is.

Hooah!

ArmyATC

For Dennis the fromage fucker, it would be the lake of stupidity. That thick skulled moron would be drooling on an empty page.

GDContractor

Did you notice this email that he posted… look what it says at the top: “Please treat this as Confidential”.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0HeT6_jNJCc/U2Nh5pvxOKI/AAAAAAAADJs/pkFIDDRJCdc/s1600/not+out+of+the+guard+yet.jpg

So logically, MESNA member/MEMS instructor w/ TS clearance posts it on his very public website. Way to go, DUMBASS. No wonder you are a ballwasher on the graveyard shift at TopGolf. The fact that the TSG let’s ritards like you manage or teach anything speaks volumes about the TSG (or “The Guard” as you like to call it). How’s the valve doing?

thebesig

I definitely see more doctoring going on. He showed another email screen capture where the colonel says, “Nope, haven’t heard anything yet!” …or something like that. Now it’s this, “Really? News to me.”

If this is from one Texas State Guard member to another, about something of this nature, it goes without saying that this would be treated as for official use only. It wouldn’t need to be mentioned.

Also, his other letter showed Texas State Guard email accounts, this one shows what looks like commercial accounts.

Something of this nature should go over official email channels.

In both email accounts, it showed a tone that’s consistent with Dennis Howard Chevalier’s tone. Someone showed a link to Howard N. Palmer’s comments… different from what Dennis Howard Chevalier shows.

The more recent one also has some inconsistencies. For example, it states this…

“it is my duty as your commander to tell you of my decision.”

…then why hasn’t he “heard” anything yet? Why is this “news” to him if he’s the one that’s going to be making a decision?

All of these “samples” from “COL Palmer, Howard N.”, appear to be written by Dennis Howard Chevalier… mixed in with his doctoring abilities.

Dennis Howard Chevalier is so desperate, he’s manufacturing “evidence” to try to prove us wrong.

The fact remains, he has been kicked out of the Texas State Guard. At this point, he’s making a false claim of being a current member of the Texas State Guard.

I’d recommend that he form a one man home defense force, but I’m afraid that he’d get discharged in day one. :mrgreen:

GDContractor

Here’s some classic ChevyTalk. Looks like the members of the forum were unimpressed, to say the least. What a fucknut…no doubt it is our Chevy, given all the misspellings.

(posted in year 2002)
Ok, listen up all.
As a retired LT.COL. of the USAF/CAP, I can tell you that posting anything other than the “B.E.L.” (basic equipment list) including screensavers or programs is a Felony.
If the person were military he whould be up for a article 134, and others articles from the Code of Military Justice for a Courts-Martial.
His sentence for this crime, if I have all my facts straight from what I am told about what he did, he would have to serve 40 years in the stockade.

For civilians, during time of war, and we are at war, he would and could be given a sentance of up to 120 years for tression for tampering with a government owned computer, or receive the death penality U.S.C. 80.

Dr. Dennis Chevalier Ph.D, APA, AABP, LPI and TCI candiate;
LT.COL. Retired, USAF-AUX/C.A.P.; and
Advanced Texas Peace Officer with Academy Instructor endorcements

http://forums.anandtech.com/archive/index.php/t-829216.html

You people better Listen Up!

OWB

And all us peoples herein are sho-nuff listening UP! We duzzint want to get stockaded for any of that tression stuff.

Over, after one of you hands me the latest “B.E.L.”

LebbenB

Yeah, I gots one o’ them BEL’s too. I rings it at church ever Sunday.

GDContractor

Watch your mouth…. he has “endorcements” and he’s not afraid to use them!

Retired Master

I don’t think a can of alphabet soup comes with that many initials

C2Show

Even more evidence dug up against Dennis. “USAF/CAP”, indeed…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Dr. Formage LeTwat …

C2Show

Worse part about this is his spelling was shitty even in 2002.

“Sentance”, “Endorcement” and “Duex”

This guy probably deleted his account and ran once people started calling him phony in the thread.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=829216&page=4

C2Show

” a article”, “Whould” “Tression”, “penality” and “others articles”

Dennis must have been drunk.

A Proud Infidel®

Meh, that or he had jetlag because he had just returned from another trip to SWEADEN!!

GDContractor

Don’t forget “candiate”, “whould”, “tression”, and “penality”.
GO MESNA!!!

flyonthewall

Can he still blame his poor spelling on: a) his cancer/meds? b)getting shot in the hand? c) arthritis of the ‘other’ hand? d)using “Goggle” voice? Even Kurtzweil readers don’t mis-spell/speak. Duh!

Dennis - not chevy

Stockade? I don’t ever remember hearing that word used during my 20 years of active duty in the Air Force, except in TV shows and movies. Of course, TV and movies are where chevy and his ilk get their information. Folks like chevy think F Troop was a documentary.

A Proud Infidel®™

People like “Blobfish” Chevalier believe that “Pro-Wrasslin'” is real and the Apollo Lunar Landings were faked!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Or “article 134, and others articles from the Code of Military Justice for a Courts-Martial”.

No Dr. Formage LeTwat … it is called: Uniform Code of Military Justice …but you would not know that!

GDContractor

Cut him some slack…. he wrote this back before he was CPPP! At the time, he was only (phony) PhD. Since then, he has become the Chair Emeritus of the ABCCI! (American Board of Certified Criminal Investigators). http://books.google.com/books?id=PcGiekzrNzMC&pg=PA70
PLUS, he has “endorcements”.

tm

Remember Chevy’s angry claim that his first wife was killed and thus that’s why that marriage ended?
According to the State of Texas, Dennis H. Chevalier was married 6 times and divorced 6 times. There was no marriage that Chevy entered into that did not end in divorce according to Texas’ records.
On Chevy’s very own “evidence” blogspot he says:
“I have been through 6 marriages…”

6 minus 6 is zero. That is: there are no marriages where Chevy’s wife died.
His story that his first wife was killed by a drunk driver: A sick lie.

tm

And just in case Chevy froths that I’m making stuff up:
1. No, I’m not going to post up these women’s names without their consent unlike some cheese eating asshole.
2. I’ll provide a timeline for Chevy’s marriages, which can be independently verified by anyone who looks up the records.

#1: 4/4/85 – 8/7/86
#2: 7/11/87 – 2/28/88
#3: 11/10/89 – 7/9/91
#4: 7/4/92 – 11/2/93
#5: 2/14/95 – 9/2/08
#6: 11/1/09 – 4/15/13

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

The gap between 4 and 5 must have been tough!

GDContractor

Getting married on July 4 is a tough act to follow… had to wait for Valenine’s Day. That’s how Hollywood rolls.

C2Show

Was Dora, Wife number 6?

flyonthewall

Dora WAS wife #6…Sharon was wife #5. She’s the one w/ the actual PhD in Psychology.

C2Show

Ah okay, gotcha, so Wife #3 was the one that posted on his evidence page.

Wow Sharon put up a long time with Dennis…13 years nearly.

Combat Historian

Jesus, some poor woman was married to this loser for almost 13 YEARS ???

HorseshoesandHandgrenades

And I was almost wife number 7, but something in the pit of my gut (my BFF) told me to rethink and be sure.
I started to doubt some of the conversations that we had had, and the fact that he had been married 6 times already. RED FLAGS were waving!!!

GDContractor

Also, at https://direct.sos.state.tx.us

A global search for Chevalier and Associates came up butkus. How is his FFL issued to an entity that is not registered as a legal Texas entity? [GASP] Could Chevalier and Assoc. be as phony as his PhD. and his murdered first wife?

Hey I’m just asking questions, so don’t get your thong in a twist Cheveliar.

A search for “The Consortium of Scientific Investigation and Research” came up empty also. And damn, both of those “companies” were on his resume too.

This guy has no substance…. good thing he has that retirement check coming in from USAF/CAP every month! DOH!

C2Show

Oh yeah, we knew that his phony death claim was a lie.

There has not been a single moment yet where Dennis has told the truth.

Hondo

C2Show: I think he once said he had never served in the USAF. That seems to be true.

Of course, CheeseSlayer did that in the context of claiming, falsely, that he had never represented himself as a retired USAF Lt Col. So your point is at still least arguable – some parts of an effective lie are often true, just not all of it. (smile)

C2Show

LOL Good point. The cheesy goodness Monster Dennis is a One percenter…of the truth.

I had to google Dr. Dennis Chevalier Ph.D to see what everyone else saw for once. Its not much of a surprise…people outing Dennis as a phony on message boards to emails.

But you know what Hondo, according to Dennis: Me, you and others are just full of shit and ruined his life.

We will not get away with that!

LebbenB

I’m sure he’s frothing at the mouth, not being able to respond. Fuck him sideways with a rusty picket.

Dennis Chevalier is A LIAR, A FAKE, A QUITTER AND AN ABUSER.

C2Show

Awww man…come on Jonn. You gotta let him show up and say something stupid. That is all Dennis is good for.

Of course, because you blocked him. He is blocking us from his evidence blog in turn lol.

SJ

Jonn took our squeaky toy away.

GDContractor

The funny thing is, that when Cybill used to post here, very often She/He/It (SHIT) would claim that you were blocking their comments because SHIT was too effin stupid to find their own posts. Comedy gold.

A Proud Infidel®

I’m sure he’s slobbering like a BLOBFISH as he seethes over this thread!!

Sparks

Hey Dennis. Great News! Word on the street has it that there may be troubles ahead in the “Honey Boo-Boo” household. There you go bud, Boo-Boo’s momma is a big gal I know BUT she’s making good money off that TV show, showing America how white trash rolls. I think a direct email to her producer, with all your creds and letters and everything behind your name could make you a front runner! Keep one of those big ears to the ground for more news Dennis. PLUS, she’s really not picky either. I mean look at her and then look at current hubby.

GDContractor

Does the role require anything more than sitting on the couch and eating food out of a bucket?

Sparks

GDContractor Nope, that’s it. Cheese and everything else, by the pound and out of the bucket. Knife, fork and spoon optional.

GDContractor

I find it interestingis that on his Mangina Monologues website he equates:
Screenshot = Real Evidence
Analysis = Bullshit

And yet, every screenshot and/or live link and/or cached link of his fantasy claims and credentials I have offered, he either accuses me or “the evil hacker” of making the shit up OR he just refuses to acknowledge it.

Yeah Cheeslayer, when I want an authority on EVIDENCE, I think I will look elsewhere. You have zero credibility and anyone with a brain knows it. Your son Bryan has a brain… that kid wrote an awesome email. He should publish it, again.

C2Show

He probably threatened his son and forced him to take it down. Twisted his arm or pulled a “Dora” on him and dropped his knee into his back.

His son is big enough to kick Dennis ass.

ArmyATC

Bryan…Isn’t that the son that the fromage fucker says was shot twice in the chest?

HS Sophomore

Sigh…this is probably a way too big request, but the only thing I can say I don’t like about this new website format is the cumbersome clicking and loading periods required to go to older comments. Could we maybe just go to the old scroll down option and then number them like before to make them easy to navigate? The reason is, if Chevy’s fakery ever becomes an even bigger issue with the general public and people are coming here to look at the evidence, the comments and the additional digging that was done in them are extremely relevant; TAH is, after all, centered primarily on the experience in the comment sections. And nobody is going to click through 3k comments to see where the douchebaggery begins and how it progresses, so many of the rebuttals to Chevy’s claims could be out of reach. We want it all on record. Just my idle thought.

HS Sophomore

That pretty much goes for any of these that go above 400 comments.

GDContractor

The besig will wrap it all up in a neat little box and tie a bow around it LOL.

Hey man, we need an update on the Starbucks barista!

HS Sophomore

Oh, that? It eventually ended due to geographic undesirability (aka living dozens of miles from each other and having to take the train every damn day to even cross each other’s paths, with the alternative being to drive through miles of California traffic). So, yeah. But we had fun for a couple months beforehand. One heck of a girl, good kisser and good in some other ways as well 😉

Just an Old Dog

A perect parable or cheese slayer is a follows.

A complete loon, (Denny) runs around taking massive dumps in peoples yards. Several people witness it, swear to it and there are pictures of him taking a dump and the huge loa he left behind.
To refute it it does the following.

1, Gives the names addresses and phone numbers of people whose yard he never even went into to prove he never crapped in a yard.

2. Post up a picture of a different yard with no shit in it to prove he didnt do it.

3. Take a picture of his tiolet and tiolet paper to prove he could never have crapped in a yard.

4 Post a 20 page paper on the hitory of port o Potties.

5. Post the business addresses and phone numbers of several plumbers.

6. Post a picture of the people that accuse him of shitting in a yard at a BBQ, saying that its proof that they are lying alcoholics.

GDContractor

All of the above while posting his SSN, DOB, and TXDL#, while whining about cyberbullying and stalking, while proclaiming his supreme intelligence, while misspelling 3 out of every 4 words.

HS Sophomore

You forgot ‘vandalizing Wikipedia to back up his claims/boost his cripplingly low self-esteem.’

P.S.: “A perect parable or cheese slayer is a follows.”

Should read ‘A perfect parable of cheese slayer/Dallas Wittgenfeld/half of all the whiny-ass poser bitches who have ever showed up to protest their innocence is as follows.’

There, fixed it for you.

SJ

Huh? Never seen them before. They’ll surely get Hollywood’s knickers in a knot.

Wonder if the “COL” has told the CPL he’s toast yet?

C2Show

LOL

Couple of things about this…

1) his tag line read: “Marry Me”

2) Jonn tagging his account up with wanted posters along with other users.

Good stuff

C2Show

Oh yeah and the other site claims that he lives in DC?

rgr1480

No way I’m clicking on the “dating chinese” link — I get enough junk mail and adverts as it is.

Plus, I don’t think the redacted company name would appreciate me crusing on their time.

Hooah!

Mustang2LT

I looked at the tagged site and it was just covered in Wanted posters and “scammer” alerts. Good stuff. This clown can run (or not) but he can’t hide! Woo-Hoo!

C2Show

Dennis will log on tonight and find that…delete the pages and respond on his “blog”

Mustang2LT

Perhaps, but this will continue to follow him wherever he goes. He can delete all he wants, but he will have to close and/or lock these accounts which will prevent him from preying on any unsuspecting women. Charley Mike.

GDContractor

For a guy who accuses us of posting from our moms’ basement, that picture of him (“downrange”) looks like it was taken in a basement. WTF? Is that picture supposed to convey, “look at me, I am deployed… I am in a basement with 440V electrical service and a refrigerated water fountain. Me so horny” GO MESNA! And that pic of him with IBA, Kevlar, ammo pouches, and NVG’s really makes me wonder WHAT THE FUCK the Texas State Guard spends their weekends doing.

A Proud Infidel®™

OF COURSE he has to be next to the water fountain, Blobfish are bottom dwellers, thus they require cold water temperatures to survive!!

ChipNASA

Hey stamping feet, cheese dick, pussy, temper tantrum, bald, no penis, no nuts, crusty vagina, has nothing, been nothing, *AIN’T nothing….

WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!!

Pbbbbhhhhttttttttt

rgr1480

Here’s a book I’d recommend:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yx5-MZJEAKI/TEj-oULGylI/AAAAAAAAAo0/OaJpZ6V_k7A/s1600/who-moved-cheese.jpg

Allegorically, Who Moved My Cheese? features four characters: two mice, “Sniff” and “Scurry,” and two littlepeople, miniature humans in essence, “Hem” and “Haw.” They live in a maze, a representation of one’s environment, and look for cheese, representative of happiness and success. Initially without cheese, each group, the mice and humans, paired off and traveled the lengthy corridors searching for cheese. One day both groups happen upon a cheese-filled corridor at “Cheese Station C”. Content with their find, the humans establish routines around their daily intake of cheese, slowly becoming arrogant in the process….

Summary source: Wikipedia

Jonn, can you post the cover?

rgr1480

Mustang2LT

Perhaps we can find a special edition with a foreword by one Dr. Dennis H. Chevalier, PhD, USAF LTC (P), F.U.C.K, S.H.I.T., L.O.S.E.R.

*By the way, the (P) above stands for “Phony”.

GDContractor

Okay, just got back from time traveling. I was able to go back in time and post this:
http://www.texasguntalk.com/forums/texas-concealed-handgun-chl/29556-deciding-chl-class-take.html

Read through it and go to the second page. Post #15 states:

Re: deciding on a chl class to take…

Well it’s done.
Class went well, very informative.

Here’s the run down.
He is a former Air Force pilot, peace officer, and does profiling for law enforcement.
He holds classes 6 days a week at his house. Provides a small breakfast and a simple lunch and admits it is better on Saturday when his wife cooks it.

He is adamant on gun safety and cleaning.. After the range session he goes over cleaning and everyone cleans their handgun then.

He has a small room where he teaches up to 6 students at a time using a combination of discussion, powerpoint style presentation and video.

The range (Shoot Smart ) is about 1/2 a mile as the crow flies so timing there is primarily lane availability which was no problem.

Frequent breaks to keep everyone from getting to stiff helped.

When his wife got home we got fresh homemade cookies just in time for the written test.

All in all I felt it was pretty good.

C2Show

The evidence just does not stop with Dennis. Dora use to cook for the class I take it. Another example of Dennis lying about his “Air Force career”, shame the guy didnt go in depth about it. Dennis probably put on a nice little act pretending to be a good guy.

Speaking of which, those dating pages he created. He has a built in excuse to say someone stole his pics by claiming to love in DC.

C2Show

BTW GDC and The Besig

Dennis’ first wife, and if I got this right…was Helen Ledgerton (goodwin) who is listed as being still alive. Listed in Tarrant County. 10 years older than Dennis, she probably use to punk him around.

Mr. Blue

Makes one wonder just what other kinds of outdated nonsense, legal mythology, and tacitkool hearsay Cheesy is trying to propagate?

ChipNASA

LebbenB

Squeaky wheel, meet grease. Grease, meet squeaky wheel.

C2Show

LOL The end of Denny boy.

No wonder why that lil bitch has been hiding.

C2Show

Dennis is raging mad. Now he claims Col Palmer lied to him. “Criminal Complaint” coming soon lol

GDContractor

So this means that instead of “Active Duty”, he is now a “Veteran”, right? I don’t think Chinese girls care too much one way or the other really. They just want to know that you have a water fountain on your cinder block bedroom wall. BTW, his tagged.com profile is unavailable now. Gloria is very sad.

C2Show

Jesus….they probably gave chevy a choice, termination or resign with dignity.

Now he is going to fight Palmer I guess.

GDContractor

Maria Polo? I thought that was a Father Guido Sarducci quote!

Toasty Coastie

Originally posted by Dennis Chevalier: Status…a message to This Ain’t Hell’s blog members
5/7/2014
Seems I was lied to again this time by my own Col Palmer.
Sent me an email dated the 5th of May saying my status wasn’t determined and then I get a letter dated the 3rd saying otherwise and for what?
Because of the past that has no bearing on my work performance?
Because I didn’t kiss your ass?
Because you had a fit and demanded I be kicked out because of your madeup bullshit?
Because a Bipolar ex lied about me?
Screw you and the rest of you.
Let’s see you dodge the criminal complaint.
And Col. Palmer, do you think the AG will like the fact you posted a private administrative file letter to the goddamn world?

Thats just fine.
Enjoy your bullshit victory you have some things coming your way you will not be happy about.

Awwww…..*weepy* Ha!

Just an Old Dog

Ha! classic Cheeeslayer!

Now he is threatening the TSG Colonel!!

You go Denny!! I guess you can never have enough people that think you are a piece of shit.

GDContractor

LOL… classic Ignatius J. Reilly right there.

Dennis, none of the above. He shitcanned you because you are a LYING DUMBASS and you discredit the Texas State Guard with all of your public drama bullshit. Posting COL. Palmer’s email address was not one of your smarter decisions. Come to think of it, none of your decisions were smart…in spite of being MESNA(!!!).

Stay tuned for LoneStarDiver to come here and tell us all about your “bio” as he understood it from taking your CHL class.

Hondo

A certain spandex-obssessed Jag
off I’ve heard about also claimed to be Mensa material, GDContractor. But based on what we’ve seen from each, I’d want to see proof regarding either of their claims before buying it.

C2Show

When I looked at his blog, first thing I thought was he found out by coming here.

He only updates whenever we write something new or find out new evidence against him.

Toasty Coastie

Makes sense Jonn~

He’s been very quiet since you banned him here.

It would appear Fake USAF LTC, No Longer a TXSG Member, Dennis Sparkle BlobFish, Fondue Shyting Chevelier needed time to compose his lies/story to make it seem believable.

Shall be interesting to see what he does next 😀

Just an Old Dog

I am sure Cheese-slayers resignation is laced with references about how he is resigning for the good of the organization because he is being bombarded with false allegations of douchebaggery and doesn’t want to drag the TSG into it.
Right in line with his nutter mentality. He can truthfully say he wasn’t kicked out of the TSG, he just moved on. He will proudly frame letter from the TSG colonel and claim it’s the equivilent of an honorable discharge. If ever questioned on it he will say that work or health issues prevented him from continuing to serve. He will fail to mention he was getting the stink eye because of all the shit that he lied about.

Shitbird.

C2Show

Yep, Old Chevy ain’t done yet. He can trash his shitty little blog though. I wonder how that phone call went with Palmer and Chevy. Palmer offering him some very limited choices. Dennis probably vehemently denying any wrongdoing, etc.

It is safe for him to come back to facebook and pretend to be a stolen valor hunter too. One thing about Chevy, he is resilient in a stupid kind of way.

C2Show

Jonn, was Palmer the one in contact with you this whole time?

At 6:19 PM Eastern time as we speak, Dennis is trashing that cheap Dallas motel room that was 120 a week.

A Proud Infidel®™

And so The Blobfish Chronicles®™ continue!!!

Open Channel D

Huzzah!

GDContractor

Blobfish wrote: And Col. Palmer, do you think the AG will like the fact you posted a private administrative file letter to the goddamn world?

First, Dennis…. what language! Sign of a low IQ right there, as someone from MESNA once told me.
Second, where did he post it? You need to provide the link to it…. it’s called “evidence”. Or in words that you might understand: “Show me God dammit!!! Show me right fucking now!!!”
How’s your valve now?

A Sad, Strange Little Man with Fake Boobs
ArmyATC

Try as hard as he might, Dennis “Cheeseslayer” Chevalier is still a second place loser to Daniel Bernath in the Stolen Valor Tournament. The Fromage Fucker should at least get honorable mention, something like a Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Award for gross stupidity and abject assfuckery in the face of facts and common sense.

GDContractor

The sad fact is, he would have kicked Bernath’s ass… in Sweaden.

Toasty Coastie

**wavies to Be-Sparkled Blob Fish Fake USAF LTC No Longer A TXSG Member Dennis Cheeze Whiz Chevelier/LIAR**

Aww poor Cheeze slob…Are your panties in a cheeze not cause you can’t respond to us anymore here?

Lurking and taking screenies from here just makes you look even more pathetic than usual.

Too bad for you lol.

Next up FFL.

GDContractor
C2Show

What a horrific image…

Toasty Coastie

Night Ponies will be upon me this eve..thanks a lot…*mad face*

A Proud Infidel®™

Makes sense to do that, he stuck himself full of cloves and threw himself into the oven the moment he decided he was gonna take us on!!

RM3(SS)

Seriously, those fucked up looking glasses! Does he fancy himself one of the X-Men?
http://punisher75.deviantart.com/art/Cyclops-Visor-7-135751120

Just an Old Dog

I scored!!! ha ha ha,,, Cheese-fuck actually posted this on his evidence blog and said it was proof that “I and ChipNasa wanted ( or wished him) to be dead.”

May 1, 2014 at 3:32 pm
This is the way it will end. After two days of not showing up at his night shift security job or leaving his squalid hotel room the hotel manager will do a welfare check.
Upon opening the door of Denny’s Room a sickening stench will hit him. They will find the stiff bloated remains of Dennis H Chevaliar sliding off the commode, where he had a massive heart attack trying to squeeze out an impacted terd that resulted from his eating of cheese. They will roll him into a tarp and cart him off to the county morgue.
The deputies will box up his fat boy clothing, phony uniforms and binders with his “certifications”. Finally some distant relative will arange for him to be cremated and put in a cheap plot somewhere. His property will go unclaimed for 2 years, then all his fake awards, uniforms and medals will be tossed in the trash.

Actually, I really don’t care about what happens to you Denny, I was just saying how your end will probably come, be it 40 minutes or 40 years from now.
I wouldnt give you the sweat off my balls if you were dying of thirst, but I wouldn’t actively do anything to harm you, you obese ass-grifter.

C2Show

Yeah it was pretty close to Chevy imitating Birdbrain-Bernath.

Dennis is planning his “Vengeance Tour” as we speak.

ChipNASA

Dennis….

HEAR THIS…..

You suck…..so much….I wouldn’t let you lick my nuts or tongue my taint….

YOU.DON’T RATE.

GOOD. BYE.

You. Bite. Various. ASSHOLES. You. LOSE!!!!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey Dennis “BLOBFISH” Chevalier, in the interest of saftety, I advise you NOT TO run around with sharp objects in your hand or play recklessly with BB Guns, YOU’LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT!!!

SAFETY FIRST®™!!!

*OOP1* Did I dood it again?

Instinct

Why would you insult a blobfish by saying he looks like Heavy Chevy. At least a blobfish is useful in some weird way.

Scotty

Cheese flake Denny was hacked. No way would he send Col Palmer a letter of resignation.

C2Show

LOL I didnt see this little gem Dennis demanded from Jonn and Scotty:

Formal cease and desist order:
YOU ARE TO STOP ALL POSTINGS ON ME IN ANY MEDIA OUTPUT; CONTACTING OF PERSONS/AGENCIES ABOUT ME IN FURTHERING YOUR ATTACKS ON ME;

YOU ARE TO STOP CALLING MY SONS, EX-WIVES, EX-GIRLFRIENDS, EMPLOYERS BOTH FORMER, CURRENT AND FUTURE;

YOU ARE TO STOP STALKING ME ON THE INTERNET, IN PERSON OR VIA A HIRED AGENT

RM3(SS)

WOW!!! All Caps mean business! My bushes are quivering in fear!

I suppose I should share this with you too Cheesy Mcfucknuts-

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Mr. Blue

TO: DENNIS CHEVALIER
FROM: THE WORLD

ATTENTION! YOU ARE TO STOP LYING ABOUT YOUR PAST ASAP. COME CLEAN IMMEDIATELY REGARDING YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT MAKING YOUR NOTHING LIFE SEEM MORE INTERESTING THAN IT WAS.

GDContractor

Yeah, I remember that post of his. Further proof of his belief that we are time travelers. He demands that we cannot contact his future sons, future ex-wives, future ex-girlfriends, and future employers. WTF? Must be that cheese fueled MESNA brain at work.
Dennis, just relax and wash my balls. Keep an eye out for the “ATP” monogram…it has a message for ya. Did you get the night off after the big rainstorm? How’s the valve now that you have retired from the TSG?

C2Show

But it is okay for Dennis to stalk Shipley…lol

Scotty

I believe it is time to add Denny Cheese Flake’s Evidence blog to his Blog of Shame. He has become his worst enemy .

And then when the okay is given, I will post his General Discharge from the TSG under it.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

That has got to hurt: General Discharge from the volunteer TX State Guard.

That is kinda like being thrown out of kindergarden (for ever) for acting like child!

Doc Savage

Wait…not even an Honorable discharge from a volunteer group?

oh…that’s a big “ouch” to the ego.

RM3(SS)

Looking at HeadCheese Chevy’s “evidence” page, I see why he’s on a Chinese dating website. He has had 8 visitors from China! 7 want to sell him Viagra cheap and one “love you no shit”.
Good choice Mr. useless, get one that can’t understand English. But you better make sure “she” is really a she. Or not..

ArmyATC

A guy has to be pathetic as hell to get kicked out of a volunteer organization.

C2Show

Even richer….

From Dennis Facebook page, new review about the Texas State Guard has popped up:

https://www.facebook.com/denny.howard.18/reviews


Texas State Guard (Official Site)

on Monday
The guard as a whole is comprised of good people some, real heroes yet when one of their brothers became embattled from a terrorist hate group, they threw him under the bus instead of defending him or at least hearing his side.

That sadly is not the only instance of occurrences as I am told by others of the same things happening throughout the 4th regiment.

I am deeply sadden to no longer be able to work beside such great men and women.

Good bye.

C2Show

Jonn, you are correct.

Dennis wrote this on Monday. so he knew he was gone on the 5th.

So his blog is a lie as usual.

LebbenB

Oooo! We’re a terrorist hate group, now.

“…yet when one of their brothers became embattled from a terrorist hate group, they threw him under the bus instead of defending him or at least hearing his side…”
I like how he used the term “brother.” To him, it’s just a word he’s heard other REAL veterans and active duty Warriors use. He doesn’t understand and will never understand how heavy that word is. For a vet/SM to call you brother means that he/she has respect for you and your abilities. In our world, respect is EARNED, never freely given.

The TXSG were never his brothers and sisters because Dennis was never their brother.

He just doesn’t get it. And I think he never will.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder how long ‘ol Blobfish was planning on being part of the TXSG before he claimed to be “Retired” from it, and at what rank? OH, and the pic with him in uniform as part of that Color Guard? they’re wearing their berets like stoned French Pastry Cooks!!

LebbenB

In Division, we referred to that as the pizza chef look. Speaking of Division and fucked up berets, anybody remember Charlie Thorpe?

Just an Old Dog

This fuck-stick has a biological TWIN brother that refuses to defend his asshattery. Why the fuck would he bitch about TSG members not taking up for his dumb ass.
No one threw you under the bus you cheese-hoarding bitch,,, you did a swan dive in front of it.

Shirbird.

OIF '06-'07-'08

On top of CheeseFlake’s narcissism, he also cannot think before he acts. Talk about burning one’s bridges with that post to the TSG facebook page was just plain hateful in itself.

I went to the link provided, but that post for the 5th has been pulled. Not only did he have to show hiss ass here, he also just had to go and show his ass to a volunteer organization.

LebbenB

Dennis has a serious case of the boo-boo lip about this. This makes me happy.

It occurs to me that since he likes to refer to the TXSG as simply “the Guard,” we can refer to his dismissal as a Chapter case, DD, or Big Chicken Dinner.

Dennis Chevalier – Chaptered from a volunteer organization. A LIAR, A FAKE, A QUITTER, AN ABUSER and A FAILURE.

OIF '06-'07-'08

I saw that one selfie pic of his self all dressed up in “full battle rattle”. My very response to that pic was like,,,,,,,,, seriously Dennis, WTF.

He also now has a Google+ page that is about on the same level of ShoRTbUsRidER41’s Google+ page.

https://plus.google.com/101635295786962763699/posts

SJ

Comedy gold there as well as on his business page. Wish I could see a bigger version of the photo montage…the one that shows him next to a USAF jet of some kind.

Just an Old Dog

SJ,
I have that pic and blew it up. I as well as others are pretty sure it was a shit photo shop by Denny “Dildo McFuckStick” Cheeseslayer.

LebbenB

OH EM EFF GEE. I just looked at that pic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

His nugget’s so fat, the chinstrap to his fake ACH is more like a neck strap. I reckon the airsoft store didn’t have one in his size.

thebesig

He called people here “POG.” 😯

What’s real ironic is that in Iraq, whenever we saw a Soldier that looked like Dennis Howard Chevalier in his photos, sporting his ACH, LBE, and other battle rattle the way blobfish is sporting them… we immediately thought one word… “POG!” 😈

…and not just any “POG,” but one who had a good chance of hailing from one of the reserve components. :mrgreen:

Toasty Coastie

Well don’t forget this one for CheveLIAR and ASSociates 😀

http://caacsir.blogspot.com/

Hondo

Well, he’s certainly written several chapters’ worth of “teh stoopid” here and on his blog . . . .

C2Show

Oh no, it is still there. Plus I took a screnshot just in case.

Dennis is a scorned man now. Looking for revenge. Even quoting V for Vendetta.

OWB

“…when one of their brothers became embattled from a terrorist hate group, they threw him under the bus instead of defending him or at least hearing his side.”

Yeah, that is comedy gold right there! Why would they defend a liar and valor thief? Defend you?? That’s a really, really funny.

How many times have they already heard your side? Could it be that it is your side that got you into trouble? No, guess you can’t consider that possibility because it would require your taking responsibility for generation your own lies.

The truth has set you free, Denny Penny!

Hondo

OWB: may I suggest “Peni” instead of “Penny”. Rationale: twofold. (1) The latter term refers to something that has some small intrinsic value. (2) The former is more descriptive of CheeseSlayer (see Urban Dictionary defintion).

Your comments, so your call. (smile)

OWB

Wonderful suggestion, Hondo. But, I started calling him that as a play on another poster referring to him as denis penis. Kinda in that groove now. (It’s very difficult to get us old thangs to change. Even old pit bulls.)

Deni Peni IS fewer letters to type. Hmmmm.

GDContractor

“Penii” is the plural of Penis… just sayin.

Hondo

Hasn’t he been acting like one, GDContractor?

OWB

In his imaginary world, anything is possible.

(Any need for an /sarc, or nuance warning or any of that stuff?)

HMCS(FMF) ret

Keep on rockin’ those lies, Denny-boi… and kep on rockin’ your phony pee H dee to future employers… just more for the local DA’s to use against you when you get caught.

C2Show

Now, Dennis H. Chevalier is going to try to drag everyone down with him.

He has permanently burned his bridges with Texas State Guard after that review. Now he wants to claim his unit has problems. Lets not forget his threat to Palmer and his threat to TAH after announcing that he was terminated from a volunteer job.

This is a 52 yr old man with maturity issues.

OWB

Nicely said, C2. Very politely said. 😉

Most folks eventually decide that it is in their best interests to grow up. Even the most habitually immature. Dennis here is apparently among the group who will never come to that conclusion on his own and must be forced to at least pretend to be an adult.

GDContractor

He’ll always be a “Former State Noncomissioned Officer”! With moldy documents to back it up!

On another note, I wonder if there is a retired CPO somewhere that regrets helping Birdbath get his HS Diploma while aboard the USS Yorktown?

ArmyATC

Probably not nearly as much as the guy who helped him pass the Costco exam.

SJ

Hollywood’s closet in the Bates Motel has to be getting full with all the fake AF LtCol uni’s and now “Guard” uniforms for which he no longer has use for.

Bet the wives are enjoying this.

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

To reveal in the demise of a man for a vendetta it the indication of a sick mind. (V-for vendetta)

From Cheese Dicks Blog Just now.

Dennis,

To see a man that lies, steals others honors, and hurts our society taken down is a good thing. YOu got a small part of what you deserve.

Karma is a real bitch sometimes aint it?

The thing is you did this to yourself. You lied. When caught you made up other crap and kept changing your story. All you had to do was be a man and admit you lied. This would have ended months ago.

Now piss off

LebbenB

Reveal for “revel.” Is that the way it’s spelled in Sweaden?

Hondo

No, but it may be the way the underlying principle and/or state of mind is spelled in “Freudian”. (smile)

C2Show

One more Chevy gem I didn’t notice:

http://evidence1234.blogspot.com/p/ntroduction-of-my-situation.html

Pure fiction. Just reading this made my blood boil, but realized that this guy is just a 52 yr old man-child.

C2Show

Dennis H. Chevalier: I am not without fault. I did in early 2000 did-not complete an email signature while retired from the civil air patrol during a period of years of extreme illness during a cancer battle involving heavy medication and shortened it to say USAF retired instead of “USAF Auxiliary Retired”. But is that justification for the assault they have done to me? I and over 3,000 others say no. These sits have nothing to do with the military nor did I receive ANYTHING for it.

Mr. Blue

Earth to Dennis: the only people who would write “USAF Auxiliary Retired”, or variations of that theme to indicate the Civil Air Patrol are posers. Posers who really wouldn’t mind of someone misread and got the impression that the person was a real, genuine Air Force person.

Had you been honest, you would have just wrote “CAP” or “Civil Air Patrol”.

Turd.

SJ

But then there is the pilot helmet with “Hollywood”on it. There is the post telling folks he flew 130’s (“Compass Call”, I think).

littleredmustang

Someone told me that between wife 3 and 4, the dates are wrong.. I do believe that he married wife 4 on 7/4/91.

C2Show

Sorry I didn’t re

C2Show

Sorry I didn’t re

C2Show

Whoops stupid laptop….Sorry I didnt read thsi update:

During this fight I was informed by the cadre they would attack every person in the guard if I didn’t bend my knee and admit to all their demands so I resigned from the Guard in April. Somehow the regimental commander (Col. Palmer) got it in his head it would be a good thing to play me out to the demise planned by the cadre and in May he decided to accept my resignation but to assign me a General discharge and ban me from ever returning to the guard.

This fucker lies are so bad that he contradicts himself. Claiming he resigned in April and Palmer is now just putting on act.

Toasty Coastie

More from the Fantasy World Of Be-Sparkeled Blob Fish, FAKE USAF LTC, NO LONGER TXSG MEMBER, DENNIS H> CHEVELIE/LIAR…Enjoy! Originally posted by Dennis Chevalier: introduction of my situation My name is Dennis Howard Chevalier. I am a former police Lieutenant SWAT member and academy instructor and is currently a licensed private investigator working at my own agency. We perform the usual routine investigations but include services for veterans and active-serving members for free. These services include weapons sales, concealed handgun training and investigations to aid service members should they need services as a result of their service-related deployments. I have been a serving Lt. Col. in the United State Air Force Auxiliary Civil Air Patrol for 23.5 years. I was a command mission pilot serving on DEA and Drug customs interdiction flights. I retired for the second time in December 2013. I entered the Texas State Guard Army division on February 23, 2012 and was sworn in on March 17, 2012. I served as a Military Emergency Management Specialist, weapons instructor and honor guard team member for 2 years. My dilemma started back at the end of December 2013. I discovered a very unstable angry man posting on my Facebook page late last year (2013). His name was Scotty Hughes. He runs a blog about stolen valor. I read a few stories on it and was amused. I copied three links from his site and posted them on my Facebook page for others to enjoy. A month or so later I remember receiving posts on my page (not in a private message or email) by him cursing demanding to remove those links claiming I stole his work. That was ludicrous I thought and blocked him for his incensed profanity on my page and thought no more about it until February 17 of 2014. On that day I saw links to a site called “This Ain’t hell but you can see it from here”; another site that goes after stolen valor offenders. Those links were in reference to me claiming I was a fake Lt.Col in the Civil Air Patrol and… Read more »

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Can someone please pass me a tissue?

Tragic!

It is so sad!

Really sad.

I feel so horrible for anyone who has to read it.

tm

He constantly refers to Dora as “bipolar” and “off her meds”. Well, like everything he writes about, he’s full of shit when it comes to bipolar people (manic-depressives). In short, the best way I’ve heard someone describe bipolar disorder is that it is a chronic disease and often fatal (ie: those that suffer from it tend to commit suicide).
Of course, when you get your Ph.D. from a diploma mill, you don’t know that. You just think it’s another label, like “PTSD” or “TBI” that you can throw around and hope people latch onto a particular image. In this case, he wants us to imagine bipolar folks as being very moody, going from cheerful to raging and back. Which is not the case.
And that’s frankly an insult to everyone who has suffered from bipolar disorder and those that have been left behind.
Oh wait, what does Dennis do a few paragraphs later? He whines that the Big Mean People On the Internet are mocking his mental and emotional capacity. Yeah, try that excuse over on 4chan, see how far you get you cheese sucking hypocrite.

Just an Old Dog

Ive had a few conversations with Dora, and she is far from a nut case. She is very happy now and enjoying her life. The big kicker is that while she says that she was driven to depression and anger by Cheese-dick’s treatment of her ( which sounds totally believable) She doesn’t have a huge list of people she blames anything bad that happened to her on.
On the other hand Dennis is a miserable son-of-a-bitch who blames all his failed marriages on his exes and has a list of enemies longer than John Holme’s dick.

Toasty Coastie

Well hell..

Sorry for the double post…Admin, Please remove duplicate. Thank you 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

The sound effect going through my head as I read part of his rant on his site was *QUACK*, *QUACK*, *QUACK*, with *BONG*, *CUCKOO*, *BONG*, *CUCKOO*,… Both going simultaneously!!

DEEP down in the murky bottom depths, the Blobfish spins and spins…

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, I agree he’s probably trashed his cheap motel room in a fit of rage, and now he/it is probably huddled in the fetal position in a corner of his room, rocking back and forth, cuddling an empty cheese box while wearing soiled spandex.

OWB

He’s probably out trolling for someone to beat up, and will blame that on us as well. Nothing he does is ever his fault. And when he can’t come up with an even semi-plausible excuse, he makes things up to fit the situation.

Way to go deni peni. Keep rocking those lies. They are really working for you, aren’t they?

C2Show

Everything he does that is wrong is our fault.

That blog about his “situation” was just a sign of a sad man living in a delusional world. Now he is talking shit about Texas State guard who only let him in because of Don Shipley pretty much.

There is no way possible that Dennis acts like a normal human being in public. This guy lies, lies and contradicts himself each and every time he post.

I bet Col Palmer probably sees Dennis as a psychopath now after reading his blogs.

RM3(SS)

Where is the violin music? Oh poor poor pitiful me!!

DirtDart

Sweet Bridget John, he sounds as whiney as Louie from interview with a Vampire.

Just an Old Dog

“The Cadre”…. Sounds like a bad horror movie.

“This slap in the face and public humiliations by my supposed band of brothers destroyed me. I was thrown away like a piece of shit paper down a toilet.”

Fitting, very fitting.

C2Show

He makes it seem like a horror movie. “Your cadre wrong me”, “TAH Cadre”, “cadre did this”

Note how Dennis still calls TXSG “the guard”

OWB

Since we know that he reads every word posted here about himself, maybe he will address the guy who was soooo complimentary of his weapons training class – the one we read about that quoted him as saying he was a retired USAF pilot, the offense for which we originally nailed his ass. Was that guy who thought so highly of you, deni peni, lying about what you said during your instruction? Or maybe that was just you pimping your class.

Not that you are predictable or anything, but that part was probably hacked, right? And he really thought you walked on water, but not based upon anything you said.

You do understand that who you taught is public information, right? How difficult would it be to contact former students of yours and simply ask them if you ever claimed to be a retired USAF pilot?

Go ahead. Pull out those class rosters, if they weren’t destroyed in your mythical great Irving TX flood, and try contacting each of them to tell them how they should answer us when we ask them that one, simple question. Yeah, deni peni, that sounds like a really good idea, if soliciting perjury is your idea of a good idea.

C2Show

By the way, Dennis claims people were posting those wanted posters in his Apartment Complex, really?

OWB

If he doesn’t post pics of it with the street address visible, it didn’t happen. 😀

C2Show

hahaha BTW, I thought the same thing about that class and guy saying he was retired USAF.

Dennis didn’t come on that because he thoguht it was flattering. Funny, I bet those people in Texas State Guard treated Dennis with utmost respect and maybe actually liked him. Now he wants to badmouth those TSG people. He pretty much wants to sell each and every one of them down the river.

OWB

Whether it was him or a real student is actually quite irrelevant. Either way, his own words in that single comment proves the case against him. HE IS A VALOR THIEF!

C2Show

Oh yeah it was a real comment from a real person no doubt. I just found it odd Dennis has yet to comment on that with his evidence blog.

Mr. Blue

Chances are, Cheezy would print one, post it, photo it, and whine about it… or not, come to think about it.

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