Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL

| May 9, 2013

The discussion on Monkress has moved here.

Editor’s Note: Monkress needed a bump up to the top. His lawyer is sending threatening letters to our friends and I guess she decided after a phone call with me, that her threats would only be a day’s welcomed distraction. Someone is walking the halls of Congress with Monkress’ DD214 today asking questions. I’ve added some more evidence that Monkress called himself a Navy SEAL, which seems to be their defense these days, that he never said he was a SEAL. So Lori Benton of Ford & Harrison, Attorneys at Law, you know our number.

Someone sent us some information on Phillip Dale Monkress who was outed late last year by POW Network as a phony SEAL, but he’s still rockin’ the lie, so it’s time to call out the pitchfork brigade. Here’s picture of him in his motorcycle club, the US Military Veterans’ Motorcycle Club;

Notice the Trident peaking out from his vest? Well, here are his records;

Aside from the fact that Captain Larry Bailey, a real SEAL, says there’s no record of Monkress in the system, his records don’t mention BUD/S, well, unless a Computer System Maintenance Technician is the same as a SEAL in Navy talk. Here are his assignments;

He’s the CEO and president of “All-Points Logistics” in Titusville, FL, and according to the screenshots at POW Network, he works with US government contracts and claims he’s a Native-American. I wonder if that is even true, as well, since clearly, he wasn’t a SEAL. Someone at the DVA OIG ought to check on his claims of being a 100% disabled veteran, too.

ADDED: It seems the lawyers are trying to make the point that Monkress never called himself a SEAL, but here’s a page from the Brevard Business News which reprints a slide presentation in their publication;

Monkress APL ad
And an alert reader found a Florida Today article behind a pay wall. Scroll down and you’ll see where the article calls Monkress a Navy SEAL. Where’d the reporter get that idea?

Florida Today Monkress article
Here’s an ad that BBN ran in their publication about a business conference. But Monkress never claimed to be a SEAL, right?

BBN Ad

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Quiet til now

Monkeyass Fraud and his drunk, cocaine biker friends in Florida and Huntsville, AL are delusional. How can his friends, Boeing, Jacobs Technologies, and government contracting officers continue to support a liar and fool and how can any attorney with any level of intelligence defend a lying ass drunk, cocaine-sniffing, crotch licking dumb ass?

Ain't scared

STOLEN VALOR PASSED!!!!

Served

Monkress can’t circle the wagons any tighter. When you have lied about being a SEAL as long as he has and benefitted financially from it without any guilt what can happen next? His biker friends and customers have heard his propoganda BS so many times, they still believe him. Like lemmings into the sea.

Joe Williams

Karma coming fast,monkeyass. I am betting that the new Stolen Valor Act be signed into law on Memorial Day or soon after. Be afraid very afraid, Joe PS How counts could be charged with ? I think at least four. Joe

Valkyrie

You know as being fairly new to TAH I just feel like you’ve not arrived or been truly accepted until you’ve been 1) Threatened with a law suit 2) Had a Sock puppet impersonate you. 3) Told you’re a big meanie with no life.

It never fails every thread about these losers is almost the same, it’s like they share a script and pass it around to the new members. I wonder if they have a secret handshake too.

A Proud Infidel

As for #545, I’m betting it was monkeyass after a sniffing a tube of glue and a can of spray paint!

EdUSMCleg

“The company was founded in 1997 and is based in Merritt Island, Florida. It has additional locations in Huntsville, Alabama; and Oakwood, Georgia. All Points Logistics, LLC operates as a subsidiary of Chickasaw Nation Industries, Inc.”

http://www.insideview.com/directory/all-points-logistics-llc

NHSparky

@544…fucknuts? Aw, shit, Monkeyass–ya’ll done pissed off Jonn now.

Well, actually, you’ve pissed off a lot of people here, not to mention committing several felonies, etc., which one can only hope will land you in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a good while to mull over the series of poor life choices you’ve made.

As I’ve noted before, we’ll bust each other’s balls, but when you cross that line, Phil, you just brought a whole shitload of ordnance to bear on your pathetic little life.

To paraphrase The Big Lebowski, “Phil, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.”

Ex-PH2

Monkeyass defines the term “blowhard”. Also: “colossal bore”.

Too early, no caffeine.

OWB

Love it when a plan comes together.

Ex-PH2

I feel better already.

Crotchity Old Bubblehead

WOW! For a while there I thought we needed a score card or some other method of keeping track of the pendulum swings going on with this thread but in hindsight it was what everyone thought all along.

A_Proud_Infidel

Message to Jonn Lilyea & Co.:ROUNDS ON TARGET, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!

That’s how I see it, I can’t wait to see what stupid statement Monkeyass will make or what stupid stunt he’ll pull next, keep ’em coming, this gets better every day!!

Ex-PH2

I will lend you my kitchen meat war hammer, Jonn.

It has spikes on one side.

Nik

Now let’s say it’s signed into law on 31 MAY 13. All the other stuff Monkress and his witless minions have done don’t really count. Can’t be busted for doing something against the law if you do it before it’s against the law.

However, I don’t think Monkeyfucker is smart enough to stop doing it. And really, how would it look to his “business partners” if he suddenly stops claiming honors he didn’t earn?

No, I think he’ll try to bluff his way through this.

And I think he’ll fail.

NHSparky

@569–SV Act is the least of his worries, Nik. I’ll just leave it at that.

Frankly Opinionated

Florida has a plethora of Veteran Motorcycle clubs. And they pretty much party and socialize together. I am letting those that I know of see what is amongst them.

Green Thumb

I believe Phil is avoiding people.

Loser.

2/17 Air Cav

I am looking forward to the summary of the behind-the-scenes goings-on in this crazed monkey matter. The summary itself will probably rival War and Peace in length but I have more than an inkling that it will well worth the wait.

NHSparky

Air Cav–you make the hors d’oeuvres (that’s snack or appetizers for you knuckle-draggers.) I’ll bring the beer.

Dis gun b gud.

A_Proud_Infidel

Y’all holler at me if you ever come to my neck of the woods in NW Florida, (the LA, Lower Alabama part of the State) and I’ll fire up the hibachi & put some ice in the beer coolers before we enjoy the show!!

Nik

@570

You’re closer to the situation than I am. I’m just standing here with my beer and popcorn waiting for the main event to start.

Valkyrie

Proud – I’ll be up there in July. Does that go for noobs also? (joking)

Fjardeson

@Valkyrie – this was the first thread I was ever sock puppeted in too. Jonn changed the name on the sock puppet’s post from Fjardeson to “Using The Same IP Address As…” I had a good laugh.

Frankly Opinionated

Valkyrie, Proud Infidel and I are relatively close together, come on up but see that I know you are coming and we can grab a couple more commenters from our area and have the first ever TAH FL Panhandle convention.

Ain't scared

At the core of it, hes just a pussy, regular ol vagina.

Judgement Day

Jonn Lilyea #563- Go right ahead. Lets see your hammer, you small minded, little man, living in the woods, in a hardscrabble home, with no distinguishing life, wealth, equity or title. Your Tin trumpet, that provides you the sustenance of hate, bathing over you from your video screen in a dirt County Road in Appalachia is going to be taken away. Living on Government checks, with no clear retirement, 57, bearded, medium build, parents gone, and no further brood, your life is consumed in the petty power of condemning others from afar over the ether. At the end of the day, when all settled, you will be exactly back where you started, at nothing, echoing your upbringing in Oswego NY. Flights to VT gained little, and you wasted your life in meaningless jobs at NARA and Walter Reed, until you found your mentor that taught you the Internet Blog practice, as to self elevation. Attempting interest or following, you clack on your keyboard alone, scheming up thoughts that your one societal rank as to your mediocre military service might be tarnished by another. Just a middling, sub-par, drifting life anchored now in petty imaginary battles with your Dell Computer, as your gun. Shy by nature, marked poor relationships with others and a serial disdain for responsibility, your a legend in your own mind. Having made one small mark in the past 5 years efforts, by inciting the blue collar lower tier of society that sought something by military service. Sued over money by others by abuse of petty credit, your landmark legal decision is being a judgment debtor to Sears and Roebuck. You and your buddy in another small town in the mid-West are a duke or junior prince of the unhinged, the uneducated, the poor or non-gifted, you are lifted up into your self-appointed police duties of the mob, by a constant stream of bile and venom. Your existance, on the fringe of the Internet is not remarkable, or memorable. You will be relegated to the footnotes of a college students undergraduate paper on the 21st century, as to… Read more »

Green Thumb

Dude above me is a major turd.

Rob in NH

Damn, here it goes again. Jonn, I guess your 20 years of service don’t mean shit… But then again, you didn’t have to lie about it like a pussy like someone else did.

Okay, making popcorn now… LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

Nik

Dude above GT is a major chode-licker, and an indiscriminate chode-licker at that. Got a chode? Want it licked? See that guy.

JAGC

I think it’s safe to assume that Phil Monkress has officially become unglued over his inability to perpetuate his lies and faux service, can’t accept that his own service was mundane, can’t face the fact that his life is built from a lie, and can’t accept that he is being completely bested by Jonn, a man I’ve never met but respect immensely.

Rob in NH

Well said JAGC!

Ex-PH2

@581 – Judgment Day, you need to learn to pick on someone your own size, like me.

How can I describe the twaddle you cranked out as anything other than a noisy, disorganized attempt at mind-fucking, with no results beyond the scorn you received in response.

There are minions and then, there are friends.

Jonn has friends.

You don’t even have minions.

Ex-PH2

Or cinnaminions, either.

Nik

@587

How can I describe the twaddle you cranked out as anything other than a noisy, disorganized attempt at mind-fucking, with no results beyond the scorn you received in response.

Ex-, you’re a smart person. Probably smarter than I. If you can’t find the words to describe it, I won’t even try.

I’ll just pray he never puts down the crack-pipe because this shit is entertaining.

Aint scared

“581 has won the coin toss & has elected to receive”
“Roger”

Ex-PH2

@589 – Nik, it reads as though it were written by someone using a thesaurus and maybe a rhyming dictionary, trying to mimic a speech out of the PBS series “Elizabeth R” from the 1970s: I am a tanner and a tinsmith, a merchant and a glovemaker, etc.

It is a poor attempt at disguising oneself, almost incoherent in its lack of context, there is no proper use of punctuation and some of those sentences just don’t make any sense.

Moore’s law and DARPA? DARPA says that Moore’s law isn’t fast enough in increasing the number of transistors that can fit on a piece of silicon (18 to 24 every month). DARPA has, therefore, been thumbing its collective nose at Moore’s law and handing out grants to tech firms to find a breakthrough into exascale computing. So the use of this phrase: “the unintended consequence of Moore’s law and DARPA nodes” doesn’t make any sense.

It’s gobbledegook, as is almost all of what was written in entry #581.

But, you’re right: it is very entertaining.

Frankly Opinionated

#581 is bellowing like the stuck bull at the slaughter house. Nothing of substance, just noise and gas. Some people wouldn’t step off a sinking ship if it was at the dock. Screw him and his bunk buddy Phillip Dale Monkress.
There’s one more google hit for you Monkeyass, courtesy of your buddy up at comment #581. His bloviating deserves reply, and since he is obviously in support of your asshattery, it is only fair to place your name on my comment. Send some more here and I will reply to their comments as well.

Rob in NH

Wow PH2… And that is why I was a MM2…. Because I didn’t follow a thing you said… But damn, you sounded so smart!

Ex-PH2

I’m sorry, Rob, was not trying to confuse anyone. Just warming up for the potential verbal battle ahead. 🙂

Ex-PH2

I have been an admirer, since I was 7 and discovered a copy of his complete works, of the Bard’s ability to turn ordinary words into scathing insults.

It is a skill devoutly to be sought.

ExHack

Even if everything else the asshat said was true – and only a fool would believe in receiving truth from someone who sticks up for proven liars – honorable service has an intrinsic value of its own, that stands above the judgements of “society” and “social betters,” especially those of us who did not serve. Consider the source.

Pineywoods NCO

@581

On behalf of the TAH community and every decent human being on the planet, KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Pineywoods NCO

And one more thing, 581…

Don’t you ever, EVER make military service into some asshatery bullshit you think only the blue collar people would do.

Each of us, no matter what background we had, did it for our reasons, for our country, for our families, our loved ones and our selfless desire to be better for the sake of others, putting ourselves at great risk, physically and mentally, but for something much bigger than ourselves. That is something you never will ever comprehend.

I don’t put you in the turd powder category, not a crapweasel, not even Soup Sandwich or any other poser, whiner or POS that has disgraced us and our country and the sacrifices we gave so others, including you, may enjoy life to its fullest. But you don’t know how because…

You are nothing.

And you will always be nothing.

Rob in NH

PH2, you got the lead in the war with words… I’ve got my dictionary ready to go to help with the interpretation, and the popcorn ready to eat!

Nik

@598 A shrink would call it “projection”. He’s putting on us the inadequacies he sees in himself. I had a company First Shirt who said something like, “You hate in other people what you do”. And he was right. I hated seeing things in other people that I saw, and disliked in myself. He tries impressing us with words he barely understands. That much is pretty clear in his writing style, or rather the glorious lack of style. Yet he says we’re the stupid ones. He’s defending a liar (or defending himself, whichever), with lies, half-truths and misdirection. Yet he alleges we’re the ones who are dishonest. He harps on and on about how we’re supposedly so “blue-collar”, as if that were something to be ashamed of, but doesn’t show any of the style, breeding or class you’d expect of someone who is supposed to be one of our “betters”. He belittles military service because he knows the most meaningful service he has ever rendered was on his knees in a back alley to some trucker who paid his bar tab. If this website was so “inconsequential”, if these were such “imaginary battles”, if TAH was soooo outside the mainstream (wait, didn’t they just send the SV2013 act to the President?) then why waste the calories? Why wouldn’t this Fucktardosarus Rex move on? Incidentally, Alexa rates TAH as 38,089th in the US and 162,679th globally. That doesn’t sound like much until you realize just how many websites there are on the planet. So, what I expect is going to happen is Captain Shithead will come back with something trying to play it off. Probably sarcasm related to my post. Certainly he’ll tell us that we don’t matter, he’s got bigger fish to fry. He’ll also try to act like he’s some brilliant puppetmaster pulling our strings and making us respond to him. Maybe he’ll claim it’s some game. It’s typical 13 year old internet troll behavior and only remarkable in how blindingly transparent it is. But I would ask the supposed puppetmaster this: Why? Why do you come back here?… Read more »

Ex-PH2

Rob, thanks for your support. I will endeavor to persevere.

I see that our poster at #581, who posted at 9:04PM my time, hasn’t returned and probably won’t. Most likely, that’s a one-trick pony at work, and he’s trying to come up with something clever, because he isn’t. It’s a shame that Spiffy went nasty at the end. He usually made sense, no matter how obnoxious he was.

So I’m heading off to my tent on the Plains of Pellucidar, where I will sleep soundly under the hurtling moons of Barsoom. (Yes, it is a reference to John Carter of Mars.)

Buona notte!

Redacted1775

@#581: what the FUCK am I reading?! Oh, if you’re gonna have a go (quite a feeble one at that, I must say) at appearing omnipotent, especially on the internet, at least use SPELLCHECK. You’ll look like less of a retard, if that’s even remotely possible for you. Dumbass.

Airforcekj

@ #581: You mouth breathing shit sipper. Your over dramatic attempt at creative writing sounds like something a whiny high school goth kid would write in their daily journal. Someone should go ahead and put a jockstrap over your head because you are being a dick to the English language.

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