Bryan H Austin; sicko phony
Ken sent us a link to POW Network’s post about Bryan H Austin, who was apparently flaunting his phony finery in Milwaukee Mitchell airport, wearing an Army ACUs uniform with Lieutenant Colonel rank, a special forces tab, as well as 82d and 101st unit patches. Apparently someone confronted him for ID and when he couldn’t produce any, he was taken into custody. It looks like he was using the stuff to get discounts and free stuff from well-meaning folks.
POW Network says that he also used his phony stories to move in with women and leach off of them until they toss his ass out. I don’t understand that. I have real stories that never got me laid, how do these phonies do that? But I never wore ACUs in the airport – with LTC rank.
But, apparently, after the authorities arrested him for the fraud attached to the uniform, they searched his computer and found 11 pictures to charge him with “Capture an Image of Nudity“, whatever that means.
I’m sure this will trigger a bunch of “I know that guy” comments when the post hits the search engines.
Category: Phony soldiers
What a loser. We all have things happen in our lives that are traumatic. That is no excuse for future actions. I am happy and relieved that he spend some time in prison thinking about how he purposely manipulated people that he came in contact with. Time to celebrate!!
3 years of prison plus 6 years of probation with the rest of the charges’ time (1.5 years per charge) stayed so that if he messes up while on probation he’d have to serve those 1.5 years X 5 other charges. He needed some consequences even though he claimed to be changed man, although he lied right through his teeth to the judge and documentation would prove it. That said, it’s time for accountability in the prison system.
Is this a state or federal charge?
Curious?
Anyway, a professional ass cleaner he will be…
OJT and all.
Fuck this clown.
Nice.
BH Austin, he’s the man…
Spreading his two-hole (free of charge, of course)in the can…
Think of a musical beat…
This could be a cool “rap” song…
Yes, well, IWasThere, Drew Petersen was convicted in the murder death of his third wife and acted all cocky right up to when the jury found him guilty, then he went into a hissy fit and sat in it. Sometimes, justice just takes a while.
Could prove to be a great Final Four match up against “The Known Turd” William Blake.
Depending on how they are seeded of course…of which they are both frequently…
Details:
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=5C44FDC8CCF0163203A06385EB872DB9.render6?caseNo=2012CF000730&countyNo=5&cacheId=EA5820BA5AAC54E4695568F2760E5DB0&recordCount=70&offset=10
Or search CCAP for Brown County case # 2012CF000730
Gotta love it when a scumbag such as this gets so much supervision and probation. He gets to feed himself for whatever time he is on the streets, but with his history, will not likely make it through his supervision. Then it will be back to jail. Again. Probably multiple times.
And it was great to see all those charges and sentances:
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=6866119BF07BC4E341408E86EBA191C4.render6?countyNo=5&caseNo=2012CF000730&cacheId=809E10300963DC7F8BA9EE6BA5214AEC&recordCount=12&offset=1&mode=charges
Bless his widdle heart.
(That was for you, Hondo!)
I thought he got some time?
He did, GT! At least 18 months, on each of the counts. It’s not clear at the link I posted at #510, but earlier someone said that at least two would be concurrent. Plus the 2 years supervised and 6 years probation per count.
Cool.
I hope this pedophile gets his two-hole stretched to the max.
Sweet.
That’s a rather reserved thing for you to say, GT.
Hopefully he will be taking Rectum Re-sizement 101. (RR101)
An introductoty approach with which one can build a foundation of knowledge and analytical thinking that will allow an individual to develop both internally and externally.
Prerequisite(s): None recommended.
Felonious prison sex.
Go boy. go!
Yeppers, he’s doin’ hard time plus probation afterwards. And even if WI still gives credit for “good behavior” he should be in prison for at least a year. Too bad so sad.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving shitbird.
I was informed there is no such thing as “time off for good behavior” for him.
forward: even better.
See him in all his glory: Go to http://offender.doc.state.wi.us/lop/home.do, click I agree, then search by last name and first name for his prison mugshots.
Cool.
Three hots, a cot, and all the sex he can handle.
Poking around on the site given in comment 521, it seems as if our guy Bryan here also has a couple of priors (no contest pleas) from back in 1996 – for forgery and what appears to be car theft. Both are listed as felonies under WI law.
Here’s documentation of his felony record in Wisconsin:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Austin_WI_Felony_Court_Record_19960827.pdf
http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Austin_WI_Felony_Court_Record_19960918.pdf
http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Austin_WI_Felony_Court_Record_20130122.pdf
Yep, and the judge took those into account at the hearing.
I wonder how he “digging” anal sex?
Or do you think he hangs out below the belt line?
Either way….
….he is getting what he deserves.
Turd.
I hope is cleaning himself….
Infection and all.
“Stay Fresh” “LTC”, “Ranger”, BH Austin.
Write a book.
Fuck you Green Thumb! You assholes really need to move on!
Well done, GT! Teehee
@528–the word, my dear little squirt of piss, is “schadenfreude.” Basically meaning, play stupid games, win stupid prizes, and we’ll all be here laughing our balls off at you when you feel the pain, as is Bryan.
You guys need to read the fine print, I am not Bryan, nor do I wish to be. The fine print is that due to his charges he is not allowed access to technology from what I read. So get you heads out of your asses and do a little research before you accuse me of being Bryan. FUCK OFF YOU POSER LOSERS!!!
Gee. Another pet troll. Isn’t that special.
Stumpy Penis Joe … Fuck Off?
FUCK YOU!
“Stumpy Joe” seems butt-hurt above. Silly me – I thought being butt-hurt was going to be Austin’s gig for a couple of years – not “Stumpy Joe’s”.
By the way, “Stumpy” – you might want to invest in some reading comprehension instruction. No one here has accused you of being Austin since Austin was incarcerated. In fact, it’s obvious you’re not Austin. He’s in prison, remember? He can’t reply to comments here.
It also seems that you “care about him” (Austin) deeply. That’s . . . touching.
Now please go care about him deeply somewhere else. He’ll be out in a couple of years and you and Austin can have a nice “reunion” then.
Could be sooner if sex offenders have conjugal visitation rights.
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That’s right, I am counting the days and hours until I can feel his throbbing cock pulsating against the meat of my loins.
I am hoping that he learns a couple new techniques that he can share with me. Maybe he will perfect “Soap on a Rope” or “Bend Over Bitch!”
It’s ok to be jealous.
Is this D-bags last name Monkress?
I wonder how lock up is treating the “LTC”?
Hey, Stumpy.
Pussies.
Has justice been served?
Served up your two-hole, Stumpy.
Any word on “LTC” B.H. Austin and his resort accommodations?
He has a good shot of being the cover model on the August edition of Prison Bride Magazine.
He was in Waupun; now he’s at McNaughton. Looks like a summer camp to me.
None of you even know who he is so why do you even need to get in his buisness? He did not do any of the things that you guys say he did. YES I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT. All of you need to get a life and stop getting in other people’s fuckin business.
@545 Numbnuts
Really retard?
http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=BF873855DA4C0AA0E711760816FE5ADF.render6?caseNo=2012CF000730&countyNo=5&cacheId=809E10300963DC7F8BA9EE6BA5214AEC&recordCount=12&offset=1&linkOnlyToForm=false&mode=details
Get a life indeed
@545. We know WHAT he is. Are you his latest victim? His mommy? Perhaps his sister? You are certainly one of those. Come to think of it, you could be two out of three.
@545.
Are you his personal manhole inspector?
Fuck all of you. You just have no fuckin life and you need to get one. You haven’t met him and that website doesn’t tell you the whole story. But your just to fuckin dumb to relize that you no life son of a bitch. And #547 I’m none of them. I’m just somebody that knows the whole fuckin story and support him. I’m not some lowlife son of a bitch like all of you
@ 549
11..E-L-E-V-E-N fucking felonies numbnuts. 11.
Explain away that sh*t.
I’m 41 and have ZERO felonies.
Fuck all of you indeed.
And btw…I have quite the life. Courtesy of being felony free.
And by the way to all the dumbasses here, he did nothing to any kids
@ 551
Just so you know fuckstick
We could care less
The motherfucker has 11 felonies for sex related crimes.