TAH in court again; Benandanti vs. Lilyea
Friday afternoon a little after 4PM, I was served with this document which notified me that I had a hearing date on Monday (today) at 9AM in Hernando County Florida. I appeared telephonically.
Apparently Carmine Annunziata aka Luciano Benandanti thinks that I’m stalking him from my wheelchair. Of course, I’m not. I merely put publicly available information in one convenient place for folks who are interested in the subject. Luciano Benandanti was once known as Carmine Annunziata who pretended to be an Army major which is how we became interested in him years ago. Well, it came to our attention that he changed his name and founded a Wiccan church so we wrote about him to warn people that a felon had changed his name. He called it stalking. He told the judge that he started getting death threats and that strange automobiles were parked in front of his church recently and he tried to blame me for it.
The judge couldn’t get there from here. Benandanti tried to tell the judge that the West Virginia State Police told him that I was a violent person and that I had sexual assault charges against me. That’s not true. I wouldn’t have a top secret security clearance or a concealed weapon permit if it was true. I’m sure the police hadn’t told him that. He also tried to tie us to pro-Christian websites that I’ve never heard of before, you know, trying to play the religious card.
The judge dismissed the case without prejudice because there was no evidence that I was stalking Mr. Benandanti, nor could the judge find where Florida courts had jurisdiction over me.
The judge told him that he could refile in West Virginia where the courts had jurisdiction. My WV lawyer was in the room during the telephone hearing, so he’s ready for anything that would happen here in Mineral County.
The judge also warned me that if he found out that I was engaged in the activities that Mr. Benandanti claimed that he was going to come down on me with both feet. I’m not, so I told him “Yes, sir”.
But, see, that’s why I don’t allow addresses and phone numbers on this blog, so I can’t be accused of sending my minions out to assault people. I also edit out comments that I find of people who want to commit violence against these guys. Like I said, these blog posts are not a call-to-action. They are to provide information to folks who might be interested in subjects like Mr. Benandanti here. Anyway, that’s where I’ve been this morning. How’s your day going?
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
I appreciate all that you do Jonn!
Go fuck yourself Luciano Benandanti!
ex-OS2 … You’re a damn poet.
Ditto
Sorry Retired SGT. JONN,
PISS OFF BERNATH, WITTLESS, CRYER AND THIS CREEP. It boggles the mind that POSUERS, can file crap, instead of having balls to say, MY BAD! I’M SORRY!!!
“nor could the judge find where Florida courts had jurisdiction over me.” It was very, very nice of you to phone in on this. It was also nice of the judge to dispense free legal advice to Carmine Galante/Lucky Luciano/Whatever.
The judge did all of my work for me in court. I said “yes, sir” when the hearing began and “yes, sir” again when it was over – that was the extent of my participation.
Clients who act like you are a fresh spring day after months of bad weather.
(Which is logical, as guys who act like you don’t become clients all that often.)
Well, the judge was asking good questions from the start and I figured that I’d only screw things up, so I kept my trap shut.
Did the judge happen to ask about any coconuts? I hear they grow on trees! In Florida!
Instinctively, you understand a valuable tactic I learned from the first lawyer I clerked for during law school. He taught that when the judge’s comments show you are winning, say little and just nod in agreement. It is one of those situations where less is really more.
Maybe Carmine Annunziata aka Luciano Benandanti is getting his cues from a recently disbarred lawer? Clown lives in New Joisey, but files suit in Florida?
Still hoping that the POPO make a visit to him soon
Kinda what I was thinking as well, Carmine Annunziata aka Luciano Benandanti just MIGHT be part of the Dutch Rudder gang now, I wouldn’t put it past him.
He’s their new “pivot man”…
Agree too and PROUD, I’m flying out Friday, pick me up, movers are here packing. Dumb fella dropped the train set you got me?
If you read that petition, the handwritten stuff looks an awful lot like a document from a year or so ago. Almost identical, unless memory fails me… and it could.
But what do I know?
It probably is..and doing it by hand means the posuer can’t afford a computer.
I feel bad that you perform a great public service and that you have to take such crap from all these proven low life pukeophile pedagogic, useless, snot farmer, shit eating dogs masquerading as human beings…
I am glad to know that this was dismissed and that you are out of danger for now. And that Mr. Annunziata aka Bananahammockdante will have a struggle to make this work against you.
I’m cleaning my kitchen countertops and throwing out junk. So far, so good.
cleaning and throwing out junk… to quote ‘Zorro the Gay Blade’ – “Perhaps you can give lessons to my wife?”
I’m pleased to say that Miss Punkin Squawkypants’s mousekill at the beginning of August seems to have eliminated that problem. However, exploring the cabinets with a flashlight, I find that I will have to use the vacuum to pull out the things stuck at the back, because I can’t reach them. Michael the Magnificent (May he rule forever!) ran an exploratory operation to confirm that the Mouse had no Minions.
And the benefit to this is seeing a pile of stuff go into the trash where it belongs.
Can I give lessons to your wife? Sure, but she won’t like them.
They involve a large heavy-duty trash bag, a strong constitution for letting go of junk, and a fierce desire to put a mousetrap in there, as a preventive measure. She must learn to let go. It can be difficult at best, harsh at its worst.
Wiccan minister Luciano Benandanti is a lying POS and that has been proven to a Judge.
Enjoy your social media footprint douchebag Luciano Benandanti aka Carmine Annunziata.
Benandanti. Bernath. Florida courthouse. Accusations of assault and stalking. Too coincidental.
Were there any coconuts involved?
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Anybody see a mailbox door around here?
Any rustling bushes or screws in the driveway?
What are the odds he’s getting legal advice from a guy that doesn’t know how to fly
The crap he wrote looks very Bernathian, to include “copyright infringement”.
He may have cribbed some of the DRC’s filings.
“He may have cribbed some of the DRC’s filings.”
Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if they told Carmine Annunziata aka Luciano Benandantito use that after a few rounds of Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails.
He just picked up a copy of “Filing Restraining Orders For Dummies” by Daniel Bernath off of Amazon. It was a two for one deal, the other book being “Weekend with Rita”.
Shouldn’t that be “Bernathdantish” of him?
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This is the way I see it.
If a proven poser wants to take the guy/gal/outfit to court because said entity exposed them as the poser they are, then the court should first do a FOIA request using all PII of the poser.
Of course the court would get back the same info proving the poser a liar. Last time I “checked” liars have no standing before any court of law.
Seems simple to me, but, I’m just your every day ordinary guy who just happened to spend 26 years in uniform.
What I really hope for is assclowns like this guy showing up at my house “just to talk.” I’ll show them my camera – a Kimber Custom in 45 cal with Smile for the Flash engraved on the business end. Yeah, we have a damned good castle law where I live.
Not even neccessary. Anybody filing a lawsuit has the burden of proof. Since Jonn is diligent about not posting anything up here until he already has the FOIA, Jonn’s already got the document the judge needs right in his hands.
Of course, the posers can counter with their falsified documents. Up until recently I had thought it was a Federal Felony to present an altered Federal document in a court proceeding but a search of the law has failed to turn up a statute that supports this, sad to say. Hondo and I had a discussion on this and he wasn’t able to find anything on point either.
Having said that, many states have statutes that make presenting an altered document as genuine some form of felony forgery.
It’s not possible. A judge cannot gather his own evidence. The closest he can come to doing that is to take judicial notice of something, such as that there are 12 months of the year or seven days in a week.
Correct, the judge is tasked with examining what is presented to him by both parties. Any type of investigating or even giving recommendations to either side is not allowed.
So 8 US Code Sec 1324c is useless when some dipshit forges or alters a DD214?
Seems to me it would apply. IMO any of these posers, most if not all, get some sort or degree of benefit.
Heck, look at the AF gal (and her family) that got a shitload of crap on one of those reality shows. The way the producers “talked her up” constantly tells me she GREATLY exaggerated her time in service and that’s why she was “chosen” to appear on the show.
(I watched a small portion because my wife recorded it. She did intergoogle research while watching the show and was PISSED the way this gal posed herself as a “wounded, disabled warrior.”)
The documents referenced in 8 USC 1324c appear to refer to documents used during the immigration or naturalization process. So no, those paragraphs don’t seem to be applicable to forgery in general – only to fraud in connection with immigration and/or naturalization actions or benefits. The only way I could see that section applying to a forged or altered DD214 would be if the individual was presenting that forged or altered DD214 in an attempt to immigrate to the US or in support of a petition for naturalization.
Besides, forging a military discharge certificate is specifically covered by a different section in Federal law, 18 USC 498. That part of Federal law makes forging or altering a military discharge certificate a Federal misdemeanor. Ditto for using or possessing a forged/altered military discharge certificate.
The actual grounds of his complaint against the blog is Felony Internet Cockblocking.
Good one, Hack.
That line has been used before by me, I think the first time may have been with James Deon Korfhage. That phrase is also applicable to Jarrett Otto Gimbl. Hell, you could use it on just about every poser that shows up here.
So well said…were you a teacher or Professor after Military service?
Sorry for the headaches from this guy Airborne. Keep your head up.
“sending my minions out”. How come I never get invited to the TAH staff meetings where this (supposedly) happens?
Reminder to all: Jonn had a real lawyer in the room and I assume he charges $. Now would be a good time to hit the “DONATE” button at the top of the page.
Done!
Done.
Done.
Did so yesterday, prior to today’s news. TRUE. Jonn sent me a nice ‘thank you’. I understand he then spent the money on cheap cigars and cheaper booze. I think there may have been a hooker involved in the spending spree, but I could be wrong.
Speaking of cheap cigars, my father smoked Hava-Tampa back when they were less than a dime. He got his from a distributor and they were about five cents. This was in the 50s & 60s.
Keep hitting that “Donate” button folks. Jonn once again had to shovel some shit so we could point and laugh at someone…
I got off my ass and sent some Shekels, hope it helps.
We do not have to commit violence on Mr. Big Faker POS. God beat us to it.
See his face? It looks like it was set on fire and put out with at pitch fork.
Looks like he’s either had plastic surgery or lost some weight when you compare the photos – you’re guess is a good as mine.
I think he’s on a sooper sekrit skwirrl diet of Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup and cockmeat sammiches.
The dude looks like RuPaul’s white older brother…
That damned smirk is a trigger. I need to go to my safe space. With a Scotch.
These dumb ass mother fuckers have got to have the lowest I Q’s of any group of people that have ever existed, and there are some cultures like those in Haiti and the sub-Shara African countries that have an IQ average of 70.
According to Yogi, “This is too coincidental to be a coincidence”.
We are good here at the house of Skippy… We are getting ready to go to our New Mexico cabin and tomorrow I’m going to a key ceremony for a deserving vet that is being given a house in Texas
I wonder if this loser is aware he needs to register as a felon in Florida in his county he lives in
Oh well karma will take care of that
We are sending something your way to help with the legal expenses and the blog jonn on Friday
Wish all is well thank you for a great place to hang out
You have minions? I thought you would have henchman. You seem more like a Henchman kind of guy. Sorry you have to go through this…again. Glad you have a real lawyer with you
I always thought that Jonn and the other members of the board of TAH had young, nubile wimmens with teh boobehs serving them alcohol, grapes and fanning them during those sekrit meetings?
Yeah, Jonn had them nubiles and such.
Then IDC SARC started coming to the meetings and, well, you know…..
I wish I could get an invite to the meetings…
As I understand it, “minion” is the feeder MOS for “henchman”. Not a gender-neutral term? Tough shit.
He has minions and onions. Many minions and large onions.
(Scottish accent, gruff) “Onions have -layers-!”
Does he have Cinnaminions? I hear they come with butter.
I believe his term of endearment for us is ‘dickweeds.’
I thought we were Cadre. That’s what Chevy said so must be true.
Minions? I thought the folks here were “Hellions”.
Oh, wait… These Ain’t Hellions?
I shall now be known as… HELLION!!!
A “THIS AIN’T HELLION!!!”
Blatant abuse of the restraining order system, like that is something new to these phony pieces of shit.
Have you tried not lying and see if that helps Carmine? Puk Ew and your fake “church” too.
Oh, and make sure you don’t forget to send me the coded address for the next Minion meeting, I think it’s my turn to provide the liquid refreshments. 🙂
and cigars.
I’ve NEVER been invited. My feelers have officially been stepped on. 🙁
I am surprised All-Points Logistics gave him the day off.
What is he, their Corporate Chaplain and Ethics Counselor?
If this guy is a witch why doesn’t he just turn Jonn into a newt?
Turning into a Newt appears to be a temporary thing as many to whom it happens report “getting better” a short time later…
Why? Because he isn’t a real witch.
Sorry VOV-I didn’t see you already made the Python reference.
Kicks pebble.
Well, hell – here ya go. Maybe this will cheer you up, as well as clue anyone in who might be wondering, “WTF?”
That was going to be my question.
Do Wiccan’s cast spells or hexes on people?
Apparently, each wiccan is free to do what he wishes so long as it does no harm. The casting of a spell or hex is, arguably, not a direct harm and harm is nowhere defined. Thus, Face Changer can attempt to use judicial process against someone with the intent to do harm in the guise of seeking to right a perceived injustice and that’s just wiccan dandy. So, the answer is, why not cast a spell or a hex? Wiccans don’t wear suicide vests and blow innocents up to further wiccanhood so I have no beef with them.
The problem with casting spells or hexes on other people is that it invokes Karmic Law, which is: the energy from what you do goes out into the Universe and comes back to you three to nine times over.
Ergo, if you cast a spell that is meant to harm someone else, you will be on the receiving end of what you did at some point.
If, however, you invoke protection for yourself from someone who means to do you harm, whatever harm he intended will bounce right back to him.
No real Wiccan/neo-Pagan invokes the bad energy. At the same time, anyone who wishes to do so can offer a charm of protection for someone who asks for it.
Benditandplaywithit aka Annuziata has spent his life being a thief and running con games and thinks he can muck with Wicca like that. Not. he’ll end up right back where he was, in jail at some point. It should be amusing to watch.
No picka on Wicca.
It’s reported that they cast neither, but are often responsible for herpes…
He did! He turned him into a newt!
(mutters softly when everyone turns to stare) he got better.
See above. (smile)
Fuck Benandanti. He was busted for being a fraud and he doesn’t like the scrutiny. The judge dismissed his bullshit. Keep up the good work, Jonn. The best disinfectant is sunlight and the more these posers are exposed, the better.
“Benandanti tried to tell the judge that the West Virginia State Police told him that I was a violent person and that I had sexual assault charges against me.”
Did he say that shit under oath?? If so, that’s perjury.
Also, if not supported by documentation, it would be hearsay. Is hearsay permitted at these cases?
I think hearsay is permitted in PPO hearings. They’re usually he said/she said hearings, sometimes with a police report thrown in.
Thanks
Rules of evidence, like hearsay, tend to be very strictly enforced at jury trials (because of the concern that a juror might not understand what is admissible and what is not.)
OTOH, at a bench proceeding (i.e. with a judge only) the rules are more relaxed because the judge can be presumed to understand what constitutes valid evidence and what doesn’t.
It’s also significant that this decision (dismissal without prejudice) is not a final ruling, and does not materially affect the rights of the plaintiff/petitioner because he has the ability to refile if he obtains proper evidence.
Thanks to both.
Judge Judy said she won’t consider letters in support of a position or hearsay b/c she can’t question the person. I love me some Judge Judy.
Under Oath.. Bring in the TROOPER…
BTW: Jonn, why are you using a wheelchair? What happened?
He was injured by a stampede of crazed Jenny Craig zombies as he walked by a parked Kripsy Kreme truck.
Not exactly a Soup question.
Actually, I met Jane back in the days back before I caught the ALS.
“ALS”
Awwww….FUCK. My heart just sunk. That is just an awful thing for anybody to endure.
Trot back a bit in the archive — Jonn did a thread for us when he got the diagnosis. Might want to have a tissue if you read it, though.
Ho Lee Schitt… ALS? And you still are successfully fighting all the cesspit flotsam? I am truly impressed and awed.
And here I have been whining about … well screw that. Gonna go pull my head out of my posterior.
Sadness
This is why that blowhard with Munchausen syndrome (no name needed) gets no quarter from me.
When I heard I told Jonn how sorry I was..as a MAN he replied “NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT, STUFF HAPPENS”. I still pray each morning that a miracle of divine intervention passes it to a DRG member because WE NEED JONN TO KEEP US HONEST..??????
Jonn, I’m sorry to hear that. Keep me posted. You’ve got my email.
Me and Jonn go back a ways.
And thanks for your snark. Jackass.
Nice to know the legal system still recognizes the truth from time to time. There are many days where I’m not so certain that’s a reality in all court rooms across the nation.
I don’t wish physical harm to anyone, even my worst enemies. I hope I’ve risen above that by now. I just wish people would stop being asshats and lying about their service or lack of. It’s especially heinous when the perpetrator then tries to hide behind the law. But hey, our political and business leaders do it all the time.
Jane Fonda might be an exception in my case.
I don’t wish her harm, in fact, I plan on watering the grass over her grave. Repeatedly.
Is wishing someone dead by natural causes wishing them harm? Also, I wish that every would-be suicide bomber accidentally blows himself into itty-bitty pieces and that every would-be murdering terrorist bastard’s weapon ‘splodes in his face. Aside from that, not so much.
Well, since we’re discussing the natural order of things, e.g., Fondant croaks at some point, stupidi jahidi blows self up, I would simply send the vibes out into the Universe and let it go at that.
Just let nature take its course.
So if a stupid jihadi blows Jane up along with himself, nobody else hurt, it’s a karmic twofer.
Jawohl!!
You and me both, except I’ll wait my time to do so after she croaks. That’s because I think that ALL living Vietnam Vets rightfully deserve first dibs along with my hatred of waiting in long lines!
Brass knuckle reputation management, eh?
Poor fellow must not be aware of the Streisand Effect. Or that there are plenty of folks out there who’d be more than happy to talk about his actions.
Maybe Benandanti should plead insanity.
I love America! Couple of filings and your are a holy man! That being said no one that ugly would ever be a major!
Dude, I’m that ugly, prolly uglier!!
“… strange automobiles were parked in front of his church recently and he tried to blame me for it.”
In my earlier years, when I bought PoS vehicles, I drove some ‘strange’ automobiles. Maybe one has returned to life.
So people running errands and parking their cars in public parking spaces scare him?
I hope they fed the meter when they did that.
Probably did some wizardly bullshit and brought back one of my PoS vehicles from the junkyard.
Rustle, rustle, bitch.
If this guy can cast spells and shit, maybe he can make himself disappear. That would be great.
He paid money to look like that?
When the sun shines on these Gremlins…well, it aint pretty. They either skitter back under the rocks or they bare their teeth and try to scare you.Stand strong Jonn.
Just one of Jonn’s many minions…
That minion meme would look better with an Ace of Spades (Death Card) in the helmet band.
Hi John, I am curious as to how a Court in Florida has any jurisdiction on this case when you live in WV, the complainant lives in New Jersey?
That’s a question the judge asked this fellow and he couldn’t answer.
Methinks I smell the aura of a certain Non-CPO that was disbarred in CA somewhere in this… Hmmm, the last time I looked, practicing Law in FL sans a license was a Third Degree Felony.
If and that’s a BIG IF Bernasty is giving him legal advice or helping prepare the paperwork, he’s in violation of PRACTICING LAW…I guess I’ll ask the TURD.
I hear that in Lamborghini/Nunzio/Whatever clicked his heels three times and wished for it.
Carmine the Cockroach is at it again. This POS is pure unadulterated sleaze…
Jonn, please keep doing the good things that you do, we all appreciate it very much! You provide a great public service to all the honest vets out there, and fuck him if he can’t take a joke!
How does a guy like him get money? You think someone like this guy would be dead in the gutter somewhere. It seems like they know how to bounce back.
Too bad he cant get a long prison stint cool down his heels.
Not positive, but I believe income received by a “religious organization” is generally tax exempt. If the religious organization this tool heads is paying his bills, well . . . .
And Lord knows that PT Barnum was right. The world is indeed chock full of gullible fools willing to send their hard-earned coin to glib a-holes without thinking twice.
Looks like he runs his church from his home. Real classy.
also looks like he has a couple of different stolen valor people he is after.
Ugh. Sweet Goddamit, that dude is rough to look at, no matter what he does with hair, teeth, and skinny jeans. Gonna print a picture of that out to keep the kids away from the entertainment center and scare the deer away from my peppers.
Continuing to not do that which you have never done is about the easiest thing in the world to do. Jonn should have no trouble doing that – no court order needed.
Is this one of those clowns who lies so much that he believes those lies himself? If so, there is nothing any of us can do to help him, except continue to advise him to stop lying. He has lied about his military service. All any of us wants him to do is quit doing that. Apparently that is much more difficult that we sane folks imagine.
Meanwhile, many of us have no difficulty correctly identifying liars and little hesitancy calling liars exactly what they are. Suck it up, buttercup. You want folks to quit calling you a liar? Then quit lying.
Any coconuts in his driveway?
“He got a real pretty mouth, aint he?”
I believe it is “purty”, but I could be wrong. Perhaps you can ask James Walls, Clark Schreiber or Commissar, they are experts in the field of cock-sucking.
Carmine Annunziata aka Luciano Benandanti, May the Bluebird of happiness copiously shit all over your birthday cake each and every year and Karma return what you have done unto others.
One of the more interesting things he wants to stop is “insults.”
Really?
In what world does this guy live in which “insults” are not protected speech? Even if one were to assume that the “insults” rose to the level of “fighting words,” even the fighting words doctrine demands the insult be so egregious that the normal person would respond immediately with violence.
The whole “Cease and Desist” demand letter reads like a 4th grader wrote it.
Or maybe a “poopy head” wrote it. (Which is, in case you are wondering, an insult.)
Geez. There are some things you read that you just feel dumber for having read them. That letter was one of those things.
Just goes to show what a crybaby suck ass pussy he really is.
What a photo on the left.
I would not let this dude around kids.
You got that right. He looks creepier in that left hand shot than he does in the ‘beret’ shot.
I don’t get something. The judge said he couldn’t find where Florida courts had jurisdiction over you since, you know, your in WV and then threatens to come down on you with both feet.
Just how does that work?
Oh yeah, all that creepy bastard needs is a white van and some puppies and he is in business
For an actual internet crime that occurs in Florida, the judge has jurisdiction, but spaghetti boy couldn’t provide proof of a crime.
LOL..Spaghetti boy, I think the turd thinks he might look like Cher’s Bagel Boy….his face looks like someone used a cheese grater on it??
Still doesn’t answer the question why, if he’s in New Jersey, Annunziata / Benanadanti filed his complaint in Florida.
Something fishy going on here.
He did it while at the job interview at All-Points Logistics.
He was interviewing for their “tourist shop” position.
Dude just strikes me as another fruity, gaynola and whole nut kinda guy.
Right up Phil Monkress’ alley, if you know what I mean.
Would not be surprised if he got the job.
He had strange people and vehicles outside of his Wiccan church?
What did he expect?
Beat me to it. I’m thinking there aren’t many beige Camry’s and Accords. I do like the post about the van and puppies. Freaking classic.
What! Why can’t he be a good phony soldier? Hopefully they will find out he’s a fake wiccan and booth him out of his coven the old fashion way.
Wow,just wow, there isn’t very many times that I am at a loss for words but this is one of them. What a dickweed!
That guy sounds like such a whiny little bitch.
Go fuck yourself Carmine or whatever the fuck your name is, Benito Musselini mother fucker.
I’m a minion now?
That’s like two steps up from dickweed.
Oh, and is the next monthly meeting the one with the new secret handshake, or is it the quarterly potluck dinner?
I forgot that we were Dickweeds. So many titles.
BTW Dickweeds: Jonn has a real lawyer, one that hasn’t been disbarred and one that can file motions in his own name. Time to thump the offering plate if you haven’t already recently: DONATE button at the top.