Jared K. Stern; The Wickres’ private detective

| September 23, 2014

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A few months ago we heard whispers that some company called Prudential Associates was looking into our backgrounds at the behest of Mr. Palmer Paul Wickre and his wife, Karen Williams, so we decided to look into Prudential ourselves. Their CEO is one Jared K. Stern and here’s his bio;

Jared K Stern Bio

After serving in the United States Marine Corps and subsequently conducting intelligence operations overseas, Mr. Stern possesses extensive investigative experience and risk-mitigation expertise. He specializes in threat assessment, counter-measures development, and crisis response. Mr. Stern has a thorough knowledge of U.S. and foreign-intelligence operations, counter terrorism, and assault tactics. He has experience in jungle warfare and specialized military operations in high-risk environments, and has recently provided client security and force protection in Iraq and other Middle-East countries.

I guess if any of you are going to hire Mr. Stern to do your work, you should know that he did, indeed serve in the Marine Corps from November 1985 until August 1988 – about 120 days short of the 36 month mark (a regular enlistment period) – and he left as an E-1. And, oh, yeah, that “conducting intelligence operations overseas” was as an 0311 infantryman. I doubt that he did any intelligence operations that didn’t include a titty bar as it’s main objective.

Jared K Stern Assignments

Jared K. Stern FOIA

There are a lot of black blocks at the end of the list of his assignments, and I really don’t want to speculate as to what that means, but I’m guessing that it’s fairly derogatory or it would have been public information. Well, that added to the early termination of his enlistment and the pay grade of E-1 as his crowning achievement.

The status for 1987/08/03 it looks like it says “DROP” and I know what that means – especially with the date 1987/07/03 right before it – 30 days previous. I also noticed that from 1988/03/17 to 1988/05/09 it says “INCAIHCA” for his status. I can only think of one phrase for which that could be an abbreviation for a duty status.

Here’s the part I’m talking about:

Jared K Stern Assignments 1

It looks to me like he went AWOL July 3, 1987, DROPped from the rolls on August 3, 1987 30 days later (that’s when you stop being AWOL and start being a deserter), then they caught his ass on March 17, 1988 and INCArcerated he was In the Hands of Civilian Authorities (IHCA) until they turned him over to the USMC until about May 18, 1988, there’s probably a court martial in there somewhere, too. Then they let him hang around for few months and put him on the street August 8, 1988. Notice there’s no reserve commitment – just unceremoniously discharged. Well, that’s how I read it, anyway.

By the way, his investigation of us would have turned up something if there was anything and you probably would have heard about it by now from one of the ass monkeys whose latest way to pass time is spent posting lies about us because they can’t find anything with teeth. I know they have my FOIA, I wonder why they haven’t published it?

We’ve been sitting on Mr. Stern’s records since January. I hadn’t even planned on publishing them until we started getting the recent torrent of harassment. I guess the lesson here is to leave sleeping dogs lie. It should make people wonder how much other stuff I’m sitting on, shouldn’t it?

Who is surprised that a former employee of phony SEAL Phil Monkress hired an embellishing Marine private detective? Not me.

Here’s one of Mr. Wickre’s constant empty threats last year. Notice the email addresses that he CCs; Ms. Karen Williams’ email address at her job as an aide to Congressman Steve Southerland (Florida 2d Congressional District) and Mr Stern, along with Mr. Monkress, Mr Wittgenfeld and his lawyer, Mr. Riffkin.

Jared K Stern Email

Here’s the rest of that email, if you’re interested;

You will have my legal teams response tomorrow morning, as to your criminality, and a summons to the Legion to appear on Capitol Hill.

If you have any chance at mitigation, you will drop and cancel those
posts aspersions and threats against me, my family and my career over
the weekend and pray we don’t prosecute you all.

Take down all posts from TAH and blackfive overnight or you will see
the case we have across all jurisdictions, the States Attorneys, the
MIneral County prosecutor, DC and all the rest Pls advise your little buddy he is being served in Ft. Ashby, by numerous parties and instruct him to accept service.

The combined complaint will be to your cohorts in defamation and
criminal behavior in Chicago and Madison WI, you in Indianapolis, and
we may include john wagner in Thornton CO.

AS blog administrators and mangers, you take down all the links to my
name, Paul Wickre, and I will send you all the common and special
complaints tomorrow. Regardless, Lilyea is going down, Monday in the
4th Circuit of MD, and Thursday from his locals.

If not, you will see all the prosecution laid out tomorrow, and each
case will be funded and followed up on.

Paul Wickre
The Wickre Family Trust

Needless to say there was no summons, but you’ll notice that the summons was supposed to be in Congress – using Karen Williams’ job as an aide for a Congressman (Steve Southerland, Florida 2d Congressional District) to try to coerce us. In my country, that’s illegal and immoral. Wickre is toxic and he poisons everyone and everything he touches. Everything about him is corrupt, and if folks want to be safe, they need to get away from him and his cronies.

Yesterday Wickre responded to us via a comment which he tried to disguise himself as someone else. Once we’re done correcting the grammar (i.e. tomorrow morning) we’ll post it up for you, and show you just how rich ole Psul was in 2007.

UPDATED: Brown Neck Gator sends us a video of “Corporal” Stern and his mind-droppings as a “special operations expert” on Fox News a few years back; (Fox News pulled the video when they heard from someone that they’d been duped)

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Doc Savage

oh Hell……Im laughing so hard now my sides hurt…..

Of COURSE he would be of the same feather….

Hondo

“You couldn’t make this sh!t up.”

AW1 Tim

And if you could, no one would believe you. 🙂

Nicki

This just really makes my morning! It’s hard to believe there are so many outright retards out there who don’t think their shit can be easily found out on the Internets!

I’m floored. I facepalmed as hard as I did this weekend when I went to see that abortion of a flick “Atlas Shrugged.”

Doc Savage

just a thought…on looking closer?

it may not be INCA…it could be IHCA…”In Hands of Civil Authorities….but, its just a guess…my eyes are not all that great…N or H ?

rb325th

WTF? What a collection of assmonkeys.

Hondo

FWIW: I think that Jonn’s likely pretty close on his analysis of this tool’s records. If I recall correctly, INCA is an acronym Marine personnel folks use on the 118 for “INcarcerated by Civilian Authorities” – e.g., unavailable for duty because the individual is in a civilian jail. I’d ask one of our USMC commenters here can confirm or correct me on that.

Never mind. IHCA is what I was thinking about, not INCA. But as noted above, it means the same: civvie jail time.

Doc Savage

Thanks Hondo….Im not clear on the other branches jargon…regardless, it would appear he spent a bit of time at the gray bar Inn.

O-4E

Someone’s business is about to go down the tube

TSO

Clearly the INCA is referring to his South American indigenous ancestors.

GDContractor

“Stern” is one of those Aryan names, is it not?

radar

Jawohl!

brian

birds of a feather……?

Guard Bum

I suspect instead of INCA that was IHCA…in hands of civil authorities.

Guard Bum

To clarify my bonifides, I was an 0170 Personnell Officer in the USMC back in the 80s and early 90s

Tom Huxton

The ‘detective’ cannot even properly identify posters; I doubt that he could find his hip pockets with both hands and a bird dog.

A Proud Infidel®™

I don’t think he could find his own ass with both hands, GPS, and a searchlight at high noon!!

BTW, Daniel A. Bernath STILL accuses the wrong man of being me!!

The Other Whitey

Though he seems to be able to find his dick with both feet while wearing golf shoes.

radar

Hah! Do all these poser assholes have a secret handshake or something so that they can identify each other? They sure seem to be skilled at finding their brethren and joining forces.

clamsgotlegs

Toe taps in the mens room?

A Proud Infidel®™

I couldn’t make shit like that up no matter how hard I tried!!! HEY, NO Rangers, SEALS, or Recon Scout Snipers in that batch, I wonder what the real stories are on the others there?

Eric

Just wow. I’m sure you guys took a look, but even the other guys on that “staff” from prudential have a lot of questionable questions to them. (Like Marshall Collins the former Customs Service “Attach” to the Hague? Really?

It is a shame the amount of BS you guys are going through with this.

And this guy looks like Seth Rogen’s mentally handicapped twin brother.

TSO

Seth Rogen’s mentally handicapped twin brother

**slow clap**

That should not go by without praise.

nbcguy54

Looks like that jungle warfare training is coming in pretty handy for PVT, I mean Mr Stern.

Wickre Family Trust: my mind read that as Adams Family for some reason.

Lest anyone forget – I don’t like this guy very much.

Flagwaver

Take that back! The Addams Family were awesome, the wife was hot, the husband was dapper, and they actually were rich.

Bobo

Given where I live, the neighborhood is full of CI types. The typical career flow is leave the government and pick up a 6 figure contracting gig (that’s a little more than twice Karen’s income, BTW), not start your own PI firm. That of course assumes being able to maintain the TS clearance. I guess that he missed the education and clearance requirements, though, and that 3 years of service with a discharge as an E-1 isn’t a resume seller.

Steadfast&Loyal

I want this movie instead of one about Snowden.

Mr. Blue

Makes one wonder if the opponent of Congressman Steve Southerland, Florida 2d Congressional District knows that one of his aides apparently condones racism, fraud, harassment, and the rest of being a Wickre?

Sapper3307

1. Jared k Stern couldn’t investigate a shovel throwing monkey or the amount of gas not in a aircrafts fuel tank.

2. Lets make him famous its Google hit time for TAH.

3. AWOL = TURD.

clamsgotlegs

Someone couldn’t even be hired for gay porn with that weaksauce ‘stache.

nbcguy54

Are you sure that he’s not Wickre’s “privates” detective? Just saying…

Mustang1LT

More like his Private Eye!

TankBoy

He might not be able to make it in gay porn, he does bear a striking resemblance to the cross dressing trucker of “Cops” fame. If the PI gig falls through after these revelations, he may be able to earn money for burgers and smokes at the local Flying J truck stop. Lonely gay truckers tend to be less discerning.

Bernath's Fuel Gauge

This is better than any soap opera, good God does it get even funnier.

AW1 Tim

Did anyone else look at that guy’s headshot and think “Ron Burgundy”?

As Hondo says, you just can’t make this shit up. If I could find the money, I’d love to right a musical about all this. 🙂

It might actually make some money as a dramedy.

NHSparky

No, I was thinking Corky with a porn stache.

Airborne

Now that’s funny!

Judie Cole

NHSparky, sorry to post OT. Are you in New Hampshire? I’m looking for a military person (past or present) to help me with something vet related.

NHSparky

Judie,

Contact Jonn at the “Contact Us” link above, and he can forward your question to me.

Hope I can help.

CB Senior

It was already done. It was called “Spring Time for Hitler”

Big Hit

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

The black hole of stupid is forming

AW1 Tim

That should be “write a musical…..”

I must be using Wickre’s spellcheck system.

radar

You obfviousley must have takn englishh class wiht Psaul!

NHSparky

You can’t make shit like this up.

And yeah, I’d be willing to bed had they done an FOIA on me or checked my background, it’d likely put them to sleep.

Scum seeks its own, so it seems.

LIRight

What balls!

Are there any honorable people (aside from us) that tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may?

To exaggerate and embellish seems to be the way of the world in order to get ahead.

An E-1 with just less than three years service? This moron obviously doesn’t have the character to be embarrassed.

NHSparky

And PIs wonder why they’re considered lowlifes. Some are honest and trustworthy.

Then there’s Stern…he’s a no-good, lowly worm…I’d put out the rest of the quote from Heavy Metal, but more likely than not he’s such a butthurt pussy he’d probably consider it a “death threat” and quiver in his wet panties behind momma Bernath’s skirt.

Old Trooper

Ha! I could write that whole quote, also, and you’re right; he would be a butthurt pussy about it.

NHSparky

Wickre the Sotted…aw, HE WENT TO JARED!!!

Yeah, I went there.

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO, that gang of fools could make the cast of “Jackass” look like Phi Beta Kappas!!

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

If you are very quiet you can here the sounds of bricks being shat by many fools from coast to coast today

A Proud Infidel®™

Bricks nothing, I bet they’re shitting flaming squirrels while they’re foaming at their mouths!!

JAGC

This is like a weird case of incest… As it goes further down the line, the characters get more and more defective. First, there was phony SEAL Phil Monkress pulling the strings (poorly); then Paul Wickre who was a step beyond moronic; then his wife who apparently lies and thinks her staffer position will provide cover; then you get the irony of ironies, which is this fricken guy; and then from there is Bernath, perhaps the most defective and downright rotten of them all. Yikes!

Just don’t forget that this clown car was implemented by Phil Monkress who wanted to get the heat off.

radar

I’m just waiting for them to find a fake general to toss into the mix.

Flagwaver

They already have a flying clown.

VTWOODY

Now that’s funny.

RangerX

What a leg humper….

GDContractor

Prudential is a member of the Association of Former Intelligence Officers. Their membership standards seem pretty low. Scroll to the bottom section for their code of ethics. Buh bye Prudential.
http://www.afio.com/10_requirements.htm

MustangCryppie

Hmmmm. Over 30 years in the SIGINT and law enforcement communities and I never once have heard of this AFIO.

Guess I have to get out more.

nbcguy54

Perhaps they need a copy of PVT Stern’s FOIA paperwork. They state that misrepresenting one’s self is grounds for being kicked out their little club.

Flagwaver

Be careful. If you send them the truth and it negatively impacts his business, he might sue for defamation. Even if it technically isn’t defamatory to spread the truth.

DO EET!!!

RazorbackStrong

The piercing stare of a goat…You can tell this fella means business. I’d hire him. If I was a drunk dumbass.

TankBoy

Awesome. Coffe everywhere, tears running down my cheeks

FC2 Dewclaw

Well done, Razor… well done indeed.

Mountain Dew all down the front of my shirt. 🙂

GDContractor

I notice he got a Sea Service Deployment Ribbon. Maybe he was IHCA in some exotic tropical retreat, receiving “jungle training”. My informants tell me he went by the name of “Jane”. His eyes have been crossed ever since.

Rockville

Please can I print off these DD-214 pictures and walk them into their office? Rockville is literally 5 minutes from my house. I’ll even say it’s a special delivery from the Joint Chiefs or something.

Flagwaver

That would be high-larious.

Mike Kozlowski

…Dear Lord, how stupid can these people get?

Sorry, just answered my own question: I really don’t think they’ve hit bottom yet.

Mike

Ex-PH2

First off, please do not insult Ron Burgundy. He’s a news anchor, not an incompetent asshole.

Second, a stern is the ass end of a boat. People frequently fall of the stern when out to sea.

Third, these guys who look like they haven’t washed under their noses in a while — EEEEWWWWW!!!!!

Oh, wait – I copied and saved a lot of that insane drivel posted by pickwickre peckerwood last year. It is quite entertaining, partly because his attempts to scribble in German, Italian and Norwegian all ended in failures. He can barely compose anything in English, never mind other languages, and when you listen to any of those disjointed. rambling messages he left on the voicemail at Castle TAH, he can barely speak in English.

In the movie, however, I can see Will Ferrell playing Jonn Lilyea, and an entire load of bada actors lining up to play psulie-o the uncoolie-o.

Chicago, huh? Who’s in Chicago? Or Milwaukee?

Mr Wolf

The only person who could play Lilyea would be Sheen. Have to be a natural smart-ass to pull it off. And Bill Fagerburke for TSO… tho he’d have to lose some hair.

John S.

The unhappy party must have a thing against the Big Ten teams from those areas.

ByrdMan

So one has to wonder if the private invesigator has much experience invesigating people’s privates.

Jake

These burns that you do on these people are a great source of inspiration and entertainment to me and my old grunt cronies. We all appreciate the hard work you do to out these asshats. Never hesitate to contact me if you need any “leg work” done in MO or KS. GOOD ON YA!

SteveandPom Doherty

Do these jackasses have a linked in or rally point where they can find each other? A special VFW or Stolen Valor Clubhouse where they gather and take airsoft selfies? Great googilly moogilly, my career was pretty adventurous, but nowhere near as high speed as these clowns come up with. Hell, one commander I worked for was the sniper element Commander for Gothic Serpent and later his squadron pulled Saddam from the spider hole and he could not draft a bio as complex as these clowns do. Semper Fidelis

rfisher

Just when you thought you’d heard the most ate up, convoluted dramedy possible, this cherry gets added to the top of the story.

How intelligent can your “intelligence” firm be if you can figure out that your client is a flaming box of rocks?

2/17 Air Cav

Marlowe, Holmes, Poirot, and Stern, LLC.

Mustang1LT

One of these things is not like the other…..

Bernath's Fue Gauge

Here’s a thought folks, if Mr Stern would take his Purdential Associates and consolidate with a one Dennis H. Chevalier and his company Chevalier & Asssociates, aka CSIR. They would have a super sleuthing organization that would have no equal.

GDContractor

“Turdential”! I like it!

Hey I have a question I have been dying to ask you. Did Birdbath ever use his catheter to transfer fuel from one wing to the other? It could account for the short landing, as well as some of the burning, rocking, and crying attested to. Get back to me.

SJ

Wow. And yesterday TSO said he would have an interesting post tomorrow, Wednesday.

SJ

“I know both of them and one cares.”

One cares about what?

Has to be Wickre.

ByrdMan

“Outing Phonies”?

Isn’t that what literally just happened?

Flagwaver

Sshh. Don’t tell him secrets like that. Keep it all to ourselves AS TO outing phonies that he things are legit.

Nicki

Guess he was drinking heavily yesterday?

GDContractor

Josh Elrich – I bet he has a “sister-in-law” named Elaine Ricci.

Farflung Wanderer

Birds of a feather…

Green Thumb

And who says shit does not stick together?

What a loser.

Monkress, Palmer (of the Ballsack), Dullass, Bernath, etc. The list goes on an on.

And now this turd.

Loose stool collective.

Old Trooper

Ok. Ya got me, Jonn. I just watched the video and I have to ask; what the fuck was Fox News thinking by bringing on a former “Corporal” to be interviewed on battle strategy and policy?

RazorbackStrong

Exactly! This goob even lied about being an E-4! C’mon Fox??

MrBill

He may well have made Corporal before he was apparently busted to Private.

But yeah, why put a former junior enlisted on as a Middle East expert when there are plenty of retired senior NCOs and officers who could more credibly fit the bill? Why, that’s as ludicrous as hiring an incarcerated transgender former Private First Class as a military expert!

Flagwaver

They probably didn’t completely vet him in time for the piece. Also, it might have been a slow news day or the lunch hour (their normals were busy).

Typically, FOX does a better job of vetting it’s people.

AW1 Tim

I have to say that Wickre’s whole crew looks like a “Stolen Valor” version of the “Village People”, but without all the talent. Just the crazy shit.

ByrdMan

Mr. Stern and I have very different views of Afghanistan. Of course I was there and he wasn’t. But he’s an “expert” and I’m not, so he has to be right.

TSO

Amen brother. If AQ and the Talis were so damn beat up in 2010, then just who in the Holy Name of SpongeBob was attacking the MRAP I was in with a DSHkA in 2012? And that was under 10k away from Ghazni, not exactly on the border.

teddy996

You fellas clearly didn’t have night vision goggles, which, all things being equal, was the sole reason folks were kicking ass over there.

Flagwaver

Here I thought it was the actual training that our people had with regards to tactics, marksmanship, and teamwork.

teddy996

Nope. I saw a special ops expert on Fox News, and he said our ability to see at night was why our boys beat back the Taliban, all things being equal and such.

Then I see that TSO and Byrdman ran into some difficulties so, obviously, ergo and AS TO, they just did not have night vision goggles. Its simple logic, Flag waver.

Bobo

Oh, dear Lord. Given their combined knowledge of the region and COIN, along with their collective pay grades at discharge, he and Manning need to start their own think tank. How on God’s green earth did he manage to hoodwink the people at FOX into thinking that he was some kind of an expert? I’m guessing that, given that this was done early in the Afghan war, there was a dearth of folks available who were articulate and could find Afghanistan on a map.

Like I said with Manning, this is the level of capability that I would expect from an E-4.