The Daniel A. Bernath Chronicles

| April 25, 2014

John SheppardDaniel Bernath

The odyssey upon which we embarked last December to get Daniel A. Bernath to admit that he made up a military career has taken a few odd turns in the ensuing months. First, we discovered, thanks to our reader “Sparks” that the picture which he posted on his local VFW website was photoshopped from a picture of a photographer’s mate. John Sheppard had also been a victim of Bernath’s in the past when Bernath claimed credit for photos that Sheppard had actually taken. Now, in what seems like an act of revenge, Bernath stole Sheppard’s medals and his body as well.

Bernath claimed that he was bestowed with an honorary promotion to Chief Petty Officer by an organization which disavows that they even bestow that honor on anyone. Bernath’s response, of course, is to threaten that organization and it’s leader with another lawsuit.

Let’s talk about legal actions involving Bernath for a minute; Supposedly, he has sworn out a restraining order against me. He wasted no time posting portions of it on his website and emailing my lawyer a copy, but, of course, it has no force of law behind it until I get served with my own copy. That hasn’t happened – mostly because all of the charges in the document are not things that I’ve done or written on this blog. I’m not stupid enough to make threats in a public forum. Or in a private forum. Bernath claims that the reason he hasn’t served me is because he’s afraid that I’d shoot the process server, which is absolutely ridiculous. I’m a responsible gun owner who doesn’t shoot random people. Which is why I’m still a gun owner.

While we’re on the subject of legal stuff, the other day, one of our own process servers went to his home to serve him with stuff regarding his buffoonery (i.e., his website and his trolling of various Facebook forums with his bogus BS). His wife told the process server that he hasn’t lived in his house (which is in a trust so it can’t be seized and sold to pay off his various legal debts, by the way) since January. I don’t know if I believe that, though. But that seems to be his entire legal strategy – avoid process servers to avoid answering for his booby-hatch antics. Another brilliant strategy.

Bernath also made a report to the police that we were knocking on his front door (where, by the way, he hasn’t lived since January, according to his wife) and scurrying away. He’s across the country from me, and despite my fat pensions, I just don’t have the money or time to fly out to Oregon to knock on a door. The police arrived at the same conclusion and threw his report in the “crack pot” pile.

Frustrated in his endeavors to shed the crack pot label, Bernath has gone deeper into the crack pot weeds. Since he couldn’t frighten us into submission, he’s begun threatening family members. (At this point, I’d advise members of this forum to pre-emptively block him on your Facebook account) you know, because he thinks it’s cool to drag your kids into his attempts to cling to his phony military career. But, he’s posted pictures of some of our members’ families on his crappy website. He’s also tried to get a few of our members fired from their day jobs, to no avail.

And if he’s not crazy enough by himself, he’s brought in two of our favorite trolls into his clown car ride of phonies. The perpetual clown, Dallas Wittgenfeld with criminally insane Paul Wickre have cheered him on. Wittgenfeld clings to everyone who tries to do battle with us, virtually insuring their failure.

Despite the fact that the Oregon Bar Association has told Bernath to stop acting like he can practice law in their state, Paul Wickre has engaged Bernath to work as a lawyer on his behalf, oddly enough on the same day that the Oregon Bar Association warned Bernath to stop saying that he is a lawyer;

From: paul wickre
Date: Fri, Apr 18, 2014 at 10:52 PM

Daniel,

I consent to you representing me. Per the discussion, I want you to
take the Defendants Seavey and Lilyea off every email, as I do not
wish to have knolwedge of them or any communication. Please do not
copy me with any email to Seavey of Indiana or Liyea of W VA.

I dont wish to converse with them, and they are actors in the MD Suit
coming up they can get their own representatrion. I wish nothing to do
with either of them. However as we sue them, in future suits you can
correspond with their defensive counsel or however it plays out.

Please sever all your email limks between me as the Palintiff and the
American Legion as Defendant, including the agents of the American
Legion. I wnat NO contact with the Defendants, and you will make it
so, as I form the entire array against them, their agency and every
legal issue, that is well- documented.

I think they well know the hard road that tehy have picked. I wnat you
to call the Mineral County State Proseutor, to form this up as to
constatnt complaints. I will handle the DOJ in DC.

I agrree, we find and perfect the RICO statute, as to riding on
Meaghans Law for cyber bullying a and these people are a pox a tumor
to be removed from the ranks of society.

You are the lawyer and leave me out if it, to the Defendants. I will
pursue everything legally and properly through my attorneys as well
advertised.

M17 Haploid group all in against the MLS dying victim.

7500 pages are in the Court System and the State Attorney will sit in
They have no idea as to what will happen to them. Perhaps in the
future they will be more carefull about attacking strnagers.

Paul

Yeah, Wickre wants to be left out of it because we have a civil suit pending against him. And it’s funny that he says that we need to be careful about attacking “strnagers”, that’s precisely how Wickre started the whole thing – attacking people he thought would scurry away from his usual bullying tactics. And that’s who Bernath endeavors to represent, even though he can’t practice law in his own state because he lacks moral character, according to the Oregon Bar Association.

And you know, all of this could have been avoided if Bernath had simply told the truth for the first time in his life and apologized for the obvious photoshop at the top of this post. Speaking of photoshop and telling the truth, in his restraining order against me, he claims that the Wanted poster we did on him said that he was “Wanted; Dead or Alive”. Do you see that in the poster?

WANTED_Poster-Bernath

While I’m pissing all of these people off, here’s something for Wittgenfeld;

Wittgenfeld mugshot

Category: Phony soldiers

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Combat Historian

chevy the cheese should join in and make it a quartet…

GDContractor

Given the spelling (lack of) and grammar (lack of) in the above communique, it is obvious that Chevy is Psul of the Ballsack’s official stenographer. That will look good on a resume.

C2Show

Four horseman of fucktardery

Hondo

Horsemen? Mais non, mon ami.

Different part of the horses’ anatomy, I think.

The part immediately below the tail, to be specific.

MGySgtRet.

“Strnagers in the night, exchanging glances
A bunch of valor thieves, what are the chances
It turned out so right, for Strnagers in the night…..”

Zank you, I vill be here all zee veek!!!!

Sparks

MGySgtRet. My thoughts are two make that three words…FUCKING SPELL CHECK! It’s your friend Wickre. Learn it, know it, be it.

Gravel

Fuck spellcheck, how about just trying to actually be coherent when stringing sentences together.

I’m having a hard time believing that an adult actually wrote that letter, and it was meant to be serious.

Twist

Strnagers in the night, exchanging rubbers
This one fits too tight
Lets try another, Strnagers in the night…

Valkyrie

A rubber being too tight is not something any of these idiots have had to worry about. Unless they put on over their fat heads!

ChipNASA

Annnnnnnndddd

2/17 Air Cav

Between that one and the coupon good for kicking Justin Bieber in his vagina, my smile muscles (that really doesn’t sound right) hurt.

Ex-PH2

‘stmagers’…

I am SO stealing that one, along with ‘knolwedge’, which is actually spelled ‘knoll wedge’ – a simple misspelling.

AS TO, AS TO, AS TO… oh, it’s SO good to see that psulie-o the uncoolie-o has not completely come back to the real world just yet.

LebbenB

Right behind the foot wedge, which is the most important club in my bag when my ball goes into the woods.

David

not to ignore the hand wedge…

LebbenB

The hand wedge is used when the ball goes DEEP into the woods.

LebbenB

Wuv…Twue wuv

ExHack

I was actually very surprised. The “AS TOs” didn’t kick in until the 4th graf.

ChipNASA

Turd eaters…the lot of them.

LebbenB

Mind=Blown.

What sort of world do these cranks live in? Honestly, I don’t see how Bernath made it through law school, let alone getting past the bar.

Jabatam

Maybe it’s not that hard in Oregon

Hondo

CA vice OR, I think. If I recall correctly, that’s where “Danni-boi” went to law school and managed to pass the bar.

Oregon wouldn’t give him a law license.

Mike Kozlowski

Um, guys?…WTF did I just read?

Mike

/strnager things have happened, I guess

MGySgtRet.

Mike, don’t try to make sense of it. You simply can’t. Teh stoopid is strong in these ones….

Mr. Blue

That is a pristine, shining, pure example of the Full Wickre by the turd himself.

ArmyATC

What a clown car of fools. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything as pathetic as those three liars and valor thieves.

AbnGramps82

I hear circus music!!!

Delilah T.

Clown car? Workin’ on it, but I’m not good with caricatures, especially when the subjects are idiots.

Caricatures are supposed to make people look like idiots. What do you do when they are already clearly idiots.

Any ideas?

LebbenB

Make them idiot-er.

ChipNASA

😀 Photoshop their heads on each other’s bodies 😀

/retarded three stooges.

rgr1480
Mr Wolf

Jonn, you just don’t fan the flames. You build the fire in a tar pit, run a gas hose to it, and sprinkle it with black powder. Are you hoping an overloaded aneurysm may spontaneously occur somewhere?

Geetwillickers

Ahh… I didn’t realise how much I missed the As-To A__hole…

It has been a while since I guffawed through any of his drunken ramblings.

Made my day!

MrBill

Bernath heard his bushes move and thought he was in dnager.

Seriously, though, I think that Bernath was the perfect choice for Wickre, as to unauthorized practice of law.

Delilah T.

Dnager from stmagers….

Oh, NOW I understand!

See, psul didn’t say that. He did not make that clear.

OIF '06-'07-'08

That was painful to read!!!!!!

Sparks

OIF ’06-’07-’08…Me too. Now I have the PTS. Because it brought back memories of my third grade teacher whacking my hand with a ruler for bad grammar and spelling.

Instinct

Painful is one word for it. Fucking unbearable is another.

David

unfreakin’believable. That letter looks like the writer was seriously challenged in pre-school. It came from a grown adult? Seriously?

OIF '06-'07-'08

You should go over his post here regarding him or Phill Monkress.

Mr. Blue

The Offical Psul Wickre Writing Guide(tm)
a) Siphon a gallon of ethanol from the tank of a crappy Jaguar
b) Put on spandex suit
c) Drink the ethanol until you hear teh klever voises
DPost

JAGC

Acknowledging that the process server knows more than me, I believe most states have provisions for people like Bernath who dodges service of process. In such instances, a plaintiff can petition the court to accept service through public notice in the newspaper, etc. But here, if Bernath listed his address on the police report, and his current spouse still lives at the address, then that should be enough to demonstrate proper service.

As for Wickre, I am not aware of any state Bars that permit an attorney to retain a client via email, particularly one as non-sensical as Wickre’s. Lawyer and client must sign a retainer agreement that articulates the terms of the representation. A power of attorney also is signed (remember meeting with the SJA before deployments?… same concept). Granted, Bernath does not appear to be a real lawyer (or real PHC), and Wickre does not appear to be a real plaintiff (or a real rich guy, or have a nice car, etc). Based on Wickre’s email and attempt to keep his distance, if Bernath is still licensed in California, this is another potential major violation of professional responsibility. Good grief.

Sparks

JAGC…In my state they do what is called a “drop service”. If they know they have the correct address and the person being served will not come to the door or denies identity or has another answer the door, they can drop the papers at the door front and the person is then legally served. Happens a lot.

HMCS(FMF) ret

When it comes to the Tardo Trio, I guess the following saying is their credo,

“Stupid is as Stupid does”

CA bar needs to pull Bernasty’s license to practice law permanently… he makes Hamilton Burger look like a fricken genius!

Ex-PH2

In my state, the process server can just show up where you work and hand the summons to you.

Oh, there is one more thing: in some states, as in mine, a failure to appear for a summons – whether it was served or not – is considered contempt of court and will result in an arrest warrant. This is used to find and bring in deadbeat divorced parents who do not, or refuse to, pay child support. The cops always run a check on a driver’s license and if the warrant comes up on the check, BINGO!

Flagwaver

It is the same way in Oregon, too. But, there is a small catch. It only works if it is a LEO doing the service. If they feel that you are avoiding them, they will swear our a criminal complaint against you. When you are arrested, they will book you and either serve you after the booking or make the judge serve you during the arraignment (can’t remember which).

Unfortunately, that doesn’t work for using a non-LEO process server. However, if they are smart, they would record Mrs. Crach and Bernath denying that her husband lives there. At that point, they turn that over to the police who can do something legal-like for filing a false police report by claiming that he lived in the residence.

GDContractor

“for filing a false police report by claiming that he lived in the residence.”
BINGO!
Police don’t like it much when you lie to them and waste their time…so my informants tell me.

False police report

3rd party wife lied to process server! There is no false police report. Read everything first before you comment

MrBill

Thanks for the admission, Dan.

We know somebody lied. He files a police report in March saying that his bushes are making noise. In April, she says he hasn’t lived there since January. So, at least one of the two of them is lying. The question is, who? The fact that SOMEONE is lying about his whereabouts would, in my opinion, constitute good reason to ask the court to authorize an alternative form of service.

MrBill

And in light of the conflicting statements, in my opinion it would warrant a police investigation to determine WHO was lying.

This could also be relevant in a civil trial. If any case does go to trial, Mrs. Bernath may be Dan’s only ally, or one of very few. This would reflect on her credibility, in my opinion.

GDContractor

“3rd party wife lied to process server! There is no false police report. Read everything first before you comment”

Nice to know you are reading everything Dan. It must keep you quite busy, I mean between all the hugging yourself, rocking back and forth, and drooling. Then there’s the time you dedicate each day in trying to round up an internet whore. Too bad you don’t spend your time calculating fuel requirements or developing a basic understanding of indicated airspeed.

Valkyrie

Bernath has got it all wrong. Wickre is worth 26 million, that’s who he needs to sue. For putting him on a foolish quest with lies and blatantly wrong information causing him much embarrassment and stress. I made your case against him for you, your welcome! There’s your payday Crash!

Giggle snort fart burp!

Hondo

Awwwwww . . . that’s too bad, Jonn. Sorry to hear that. (smile)

thebesig

Paul K. Wickre “wnats” us to regret what we’re doing. 😀

Hack Stone

The heart “wnats” what the heart “wnats”. And how exactly is he planning on handling the DOJ in DC? Does he have direct line to Eric Holder’s office? And since he has all of these political connections, maybe he can the Park Rangers to find out who has been shaking Bernath’s bushes.

ChipNASA

How many threads must we have about Dan
Before Jonn says…”Oh mann”?
How much cheese must Dennis eat
Before his colon is canned?
Yes, how many times must these three post their crap
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer my friend is blowin’ out their ass
The answer is blowin’ out their ass.

Sparks

ChipNASA and folks…sorry to repeat myself but on the heels of ChipNASA’a post I have to add this:

Ex-PH2

ChipNASA, I DIG YOU, man.

Instinct

Great, now I want to go and punch some hippies.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Why does Dullass look like he’s dorked the neighbor’s cat in the squeakhole in his booking photo?

Sparks

HMCS(FMF) ret…Because the neighbor’s cat is a bit tighter than his old, worn out, stank ass OD green sock! Cat fucker! Bet you can’t find a stray cat anywhere near his house…for fear.

A Proud Infidel®™

Y’ALL KNOW WHY Dallas Wittgenfeld always wears button-fly trousers when he’s in the boonies?

Because sheep and goats can hear a zipper from a mile away!

ExHack

LMAO, Proud. Well done!

Mr. Blue

So that is why he keeps lurking in the bushes…

David

the same ones Bernasty complains about shaking?

OIF '06-'07-'08

Actually, it looks as if the cat dorked him and used the top of his head as a scratching post.

smoke-check

Did he photoshop a top rocker on the rank in that abortion of an image? I am not familiar with Navy rank.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Smoke – yes he did (a genuine CPO wouldn’t be caught dead with that on a set of dress blues).

smoke-check

*** Facepalm ***

Has anyone contacted the guy from the original stolen image, John Sheppard? What’s the back story with him? Did the scared of bushes guy sue him to for something?

HMCS(FMF) ret

It should be here in this thread… PH1 Sheppard is the real deal

http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38816

Sparks

smoke-check…Yes John Sheppard is well aware of the photo and Bernath’s doings. John served several tours in Vietnam as a Navy photographer on the ground. Today he is in very poor health due to Agent Orange exposure. I contact him regularly. He’s a great guy.

Ex-PH2

PH1 Sheppard was contaced a long time ago about it, smoke-check.

That was not the only abominable thing berdbrain bernastypants did.

Ex-PH2

That should be ‘contacted’.

Durnburnit, I hate this new keyboard.

Sparks

Ex-PH2…but you do so well with your new durnburnit keyboard! 😀

ExHack

But it was one of the worst.

Bernastyass also attempted to steal credit for one of Shep’s photos, until Shep corrected him. Later, Bernastyass victimized him a second time by stealing his body and medals for that Photoshop abomination. It’s no great stretch that the OR Bar got a whiff of Bernastyass and said, “No law license for you!”

Archaeopteryx

Okay, out of Wickre’s completely baffling email I’m most confused by the ‘M17 Haploid group’ reference. A haploid is a cell that only has one complete set of chromosomes, and so are only used for sexual reproduction (sperm and ova cells.) So is Paul saying they’re a group of sperm?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Arch… here a link to wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_R-M17

Psul likes to think that he’s the charter member of the “lucky sperm club” (r as I like to call it in his case, lucky smegma club). Think along the lines of “Aryan” when it comes to Wickre…

Archaeopteryx

Ah, thanks! Unfortunately he doesn’t seem to realize that M17 is predominately found in Eastern Europeans and Southwest Asians.

rgr1480

HA!! He wishes to have the Haplogroup to which I am assigned: I1a1; shorthand: I-M253.

I-M253 is found at its highest density in Northern Europe and other countries that experienced extensive migration from Northern Europe, either in the Migration Period, the Viking period or modern times. It is found in all places invaded by the ancient Germanic peoples and the Vikings.

Many Irish have this Norse DNA courtesy (1) the Viking raiders/settlers in Ireland; then later (2) from the Viking Rollo, who was given the Duchy of Normandy in 911. The Normans later vacationed in England in 1066; thence settled in Ireland in 1172.

RLTW!
VIKINGS!!!

Archaeopteryx

He might appreciate you sending him this so he can learn about how closely related he is to the Slavic and South Asian communities: http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2905/pq17130500011cp.jpg

Just an Old Dog

Have you ever thought that that Perhaps M117 Haploid is his drink of choice whilst he trolls for trannys in his beat up jaguar?

A Proud Infidel®™

With or without his soiled spandex?

thebesig

Originally posted by Jonn Lilyea:

That racist fuck, Wickre refers to that inbred group of his in order to remind us of his heritage which he thinks is the last of the pure Caucasian race. He stops just short of throwing his fist in the air and shouting “Heil Hitler”.

I wonder how many generations of inbreeding it took to get Paul K. Wickre to act the way he acts. 😮

ExHack

Nice potshot he also takes at the “MLS dying victim.” Funny, a dude who can still handle a .357 Magnum is probably in better shape than Psul – I don’t want to think of what he’s done to his liver or his brain. If he’s not a dry drunk already, a few more rides on the ol’ Night Train oughta get him there.

ExHack

And I forgot the deviated septum he’s probably sporting from his wild coke parties with the trans hookers.

Ex-PH2

Is it time to break out the mad, bad German, French, Dutch, Italian, Norwegian and Latin?

That was SO much fun!!!

Kinda old ET1

The next time the need arises I’m going with Polish. *gotta stay true to some of my roots.

Valkyrie

Oh the memories! I was just rereading that thread the other night. We had so much fun! What happened to the guy that was in on that with us? I know (or think) he was deployed at the time, but can’t remember his name and to lazy (tired) to look it up. Not talking about Nik the one that was with you and I that first night that sealed my love for you and TAH?

Ex-PH2

I think that might have been Lost on Them Interwebs, maybe? And there was another one.

The nice thing about it was being able to communicate and AS TO personified had no idea what any of us were saying to each other.

Valkyrie

It was Stew. Does anyone know what happened to him?

(I’m typing this while you and my brother are talking about negative energy.) Haha!

Bobo

Dullass is honestly nothing but a human leach, but lacks the intelligence of the real thing. First, he attached himself to Psul “Moneybags” Wickre, beleaving that he really is an inside the beltway multi-millionaire who can finance his attacks against TAH. Then he moves to Dan “PHC Esq” Bernath, who he thinks can practice law and who is the final piece in the puzzle that is his plan to finally bring TAH to its knees. This alone is proof that God has a sense of humor.

Ex-PH2

Oh, Bobo, you genius. You just made a Freudian slip using ‘leach’ instead of ‘leech’.

The leachfield is the area of sewage drainage for a cesspool.

A leech, of course, is an organism that lives off of and drains another organism.

I think they sort of enhance each other, don’t you?

A Proud Infidel®™

And if I’m right, “leachate” is the term used to describe what oozes out into the leach field!

Hondo

I believe the term is also used to refer to the poisonous liquids that result from processing certain mineral ores to produce certain metals, PI.

That IMO works, too.

A Proud Infidel®™

You’re absolutely right about that, Hondo, it also applies to contaminants that escape from containment (Landfills, etc.)into the soil and water table as well as creeks, rivers, lakes, and the oceans!

NR Pax

Dear Charlie Sheen,

I apologize for calling you crazy. You have been surpassed.

LebbenB

Yeah. I think Bernath has gone far beyond mere tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA. LOSING!

ChipNASA

And Mel Gibson, and Lindsey Lohan, and Miley Cyrus, and Tom Cruise, and Gary Busey, and Courtney Love, Michelle Obama, and Robert Downey Jr, and Sean Penn, and and and and and….. 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

Compared to Bernath, Charlie Sheen is milquetoast.

FatCircles0311

Are these two competing for biggest losers of all time?

Can we just vote them both off the planet already.

Common Sense

Way back when, in my college days, I used to take a break in the student center and watch The Days of Our Lives.

Thanks to you guys, and all the commenters as well, this is wwwwaaaaayyyyy better!

Tune in tomorrow for another saga…

CWORet

Wow, Dallas going to be what, 65 in a couple weeks? Kinda old to pulling the Disorderly Intoxication thing don’t you think? I’d be betting on a liver hemmorage before he get his first Social Security check. But I guess strnager things have happenned…

JarHead Pat

Bahahaha I love this page,wtf ever happend to that tool dilly dallas,Ihavn’t heard from him in ages,is he back in jail or jumping into Noth Vietnam dressed as a clown?

OIF '06-'07-'08

Old Dallas is still around, just go to his Google+ page. Talk about a 55-gallon drum full of crazy-glue.

A Proud Infidel®™

Brtnath, Witlessfart, and Psul, a trifecta of concentrated STUPID and ignorance that this world has never seen before. God help any locale they meet at, they could SUCK the collective IQ of an entire city empty, each of them is a walking blackhole of STUPID by itself!

A Proud Infidel®™

Aah, P.S., has there been any known correspondence between any of the the Muy Estupido Trio and Cheesy Blobfish Chevalier?

Nicki

So I went to preemptively block doucheturd on Facebook, and he apparently has two accounts. In one of them, he claims to live in Switzerland or something, and has the oh-so-ghey photoshops of himself all over the timeline.

https://www.facebook.com/daniel.a.bernath?fref=ts

CREEPY!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

Not just Switzerland, but Lashore, Pakistan as well, and a loon like him wouldn’t last even five minutes downrange in the Middle East. That jackass is triple batshit crazy to the tenth power!

Nicki

Yeah, forgot about that! LOL I copied the URL and blocked him. This dude is squirrel shit loony!

rb325th

You should also make your friends list only viewable by people on your friends list. As well as ensuring all privacy settings are set to give you the most you can hope to obtain on facebook.
I blocked him preemptively, on every Bernath account I could find whether it was his or not… they all got blocked.
I had blocked his new friend Dallas ages ago on both facebook and Google+ where he likes to hang out as well.
The two mental midgets can go pound sand.

Ex-PH2

I’m one of those sociopaths that Jonn mentions occasionally, someone who doesn’t use Facebook because I’m busy doing other things.

That keeps those dodos out of my face.

Green Thumb

I do not use it either.

Do not feel bad.

Just an Old Dog

Psul ( of the ballsack) is gun shy about getting back in the ring with TAH again.
Those few months of him going full -out Wick-tard took its toll.
I’m betting his old lady put the kabosh on him coming on here, and was backed up by his doctor, therapist and lawyer. In essence Psul ( of the ballsack) is tell Birdbath: You do all the work, split the “winnings” but leave my name out of it.
The one bitter lesson he learned from Monkeyass. Send others to do your dirty work.

A Proud Infidel®™

Figuratively speaking, as i see it, Bernath now has a gigantic bucket of shit barely perched on a ledge above him with a rope tied to it, and Psul of the ballsack is not only telling Bernath to pull harder on the rope, he and DullASS are helping him pull!

Sapper3307

Yup he can turn his monitors brightness level to high and its still not helping these short bus window licking assassins’ of joy.

Valkyrie

“Short bus window licking assassins of joy”, that is the best definition of the trio of stupid I’ve ever seen! 100 internet cool points for you!

SJ

OT: I sure hope E-PH2 uses her powers to get Jonn to have a weekend open thread. I want to bitch, piss, and moan about SBP.

Ex-PH2

Yes, SJ, I did, indeed, used my special telepathic powers of persuasion to put that idea into The Master’s head.

I just wanted one of those, too.

Valkyrie

Just remember you may only use these powers for good, and for annoying the stupid!

Ex-PH2

Agreed.

SJ

Merci Ex!

Hack Stone

I am currently catching up on the last two episodes of The Following. These cults on the show bear an uncanny resemblance to these three stooges. I guess the Wizard Of Wilson Lane would be the Joe Carrol character, since they both seem to have come back from the dead after a year.

2/16

Dallas Wittgenfeld is a fucking joke. He is a few beers short of a six pack, I hear all it takes is three for him to get arrested for disorderly intoxication. I’m sure he tried using his credentials to the volusia county authorities when they were reading him his rights.

“I’m a Purple Heart Ranger Airborne Long Range Recognizance ummm Jump master Flash, umm with valor”

Green Thumb

I wonder if Jay Kerwin could work Dullass, Phildo, Paul (of the Ballsack) and Bernath all at the same time?

Maggots.

Maybe Otchy needs to help?

ExHack

I did not need that orgy image locked into my brain. Eye bleach please and thank you.

Besides. Psul and Bernastyass will only partake if “Major” Kerwin dresses up in drag. French maid uniform, I’m thinking.

Tim

apparently i live in the same city as this douchebag. If you ever need any assistance that requires pacific northwest knowledge, send me an email Jonn. I’m sure it shows up on your end of the Internet. 🙂

Aysel

Your not the only one that lives close to this douche nozzle, it’s why he tracked us down and called my house trying to intimidate us into “verifying” our address with him. So keep an eye on your caller ID ^_^

Flagwaver
OAE CPO USN Ret

Daniel-san is delirious due to his head being in a place of low oxygen….I mean, up his ass.

Hack Stone

Anyone on this board a cryptologist? For the life of me, I cannot comprehend what Bernath’s (alleged) client is trying to say. I guess that he wants to run a black ops strategy against us, and he needs plausible deniability. I can only surmise that he is financing the endeavor with his wife’s money, as he has been out of work for almost a year, and blew all of his own money on the real estate lawyer. And if his résumé resembles anything like his emails, it may explain why the Jaguar sits in the driveway every morning while his neighbors go to work. But then again, his inability to pass a background check may be the reason.

Bobo

The last time that I drove past Casa de Wickre there wasn’t anything in the driveway, but the mailbox was still broken and that crappy assed red neck plastic “garage” was still there.

Hack Stone

It’s nice to know that with all of his trust fund money and the money Mrs. Psaulio pulls in answering phones for the Congressman, they couldn’t find $35 to buy a new mailbox at Home Depot.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Paulie lives in fear of having to relive the terror of the early 60’s when mommy and daddy lost their suit for screwing their “investors” out of money for the radio station in Longview, WA. He’ll probably slip down into the “depression” that dear old dad fell into… and be eating beans and weenies for a long, long time.

Green Thumb

Gargling balls for fair to “Downtown DC – Waterfront (Green Line)” down the street by the METRO.

I wonder if he tried Rock Bottom?

Green Thumb

fare.

thebesig

Daniel Alan Bernath, not a CPO in any capacity, just announced that he’s a member of the American Legion. Does this mean that he now controls this blog, as Dennis Howard Chevalier, not a PhD holder, claimed?

Could it be that both dishonorable men will “out wickre” Paul K. Wickre if they haven’t done so yet? 😀

Ex-PH2

Posting on behalf of someone whom we all know and love, who is otherwise engaged:

“One of the regulars who has a reason for not commenting lately, is working on an awakening for Bernath and Wittgenfeld. Don’t think they thought of this.”

I realize that it’s rather amorphous in its nature, but I don’t believe it constitutes any sort of threat.

I interpret this as more like a surprise, like a giant wiggly plastic spider in your desk drawer, or pingpong balls sitting on mousetraps on the countertop.

I did not ask our absent friend to define what he meant by awakening, just posted his message.

Ex-PH2

Almost left this out:

‘Hey, nobady…. You are becoming to be famous, ENLOY’

It was an e-mail our absent friend received from DullAsAStick Whoopitup&Stepinit.

He’d like an interpretation, if anyone has one and wants to know what you’re drinking if you can understand it.

Thank you!

thebesig

From Daniel Alan Bernath’s blog:

“Daniel A. Bernath has not been awarded the Horses Ass Medal.” -Daniel Alan Bernath

He has the picture of the stolen valor award right underneath that statement.

Hmmm, he should add, “yet” to that statement. 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

METHINKS it’s only a matter of time…

Hondo

Yeah, Proud Infidel, I’m thinking the same. (smile)

Valkyrie

It won’t be long until he can claim this very true award that is not honorary at all. He is the very definition of a person being a Jackass! Poopy head also!

A Proud Infidel®™

Daniel A. Bernath, the PHONY CPO and PHONY Oregon Attorney, DANIEL A. BERNATH, THE BEARDED BLOBFISH!!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO.

Valkyrie

I was outside on the CURB today STOMPING bugs. OVER!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Not a CPO.

OVER

Toasty Coastie

Nope..
Not now, nor ever was or will ever be a CPO Honourary or otherwise.

OVER!

A Proud Infidel®™

DANIEL A. BERNATH, THE BEARDED BLOBFISH!!!

Toasty Coastie

@A Proud Infidel

Sorry buddy but he can’t be a Blob Fish..

He’s already an Unfortunately Shaped Phallic Hedge stained with Santorum.

(google Santorum..warning spew alert)

Toasty Coastie

Durnit..I forgot..

Never Was and Never Will Be a CPO Honourable or otherwise.

OVER!

A Proud Infidel®™

Dear TC, I must respectfully disagree with you, Ma’am, because as I see it, the Ocean-dwelling Blobfish uses the bare minimum of muscular effort to slowly troll just barely above the ocean floor while awaiting its next meal to drop from above, much like Daniel A. Bernath THE PHONY CPO/PHONY OREGON ATTORNEY prowls, awaiting his/its next opportunity to file a gossamer-thin lawsuit against who or whatever he/it feels that he/it has wronged him/it!!

As the late Paul Harvey said, “MMMM, GOOD DAY!!”

Toasty Coastie

Dearest Proud Infidel~

Alas, I simply must disagree Sir…You see, an Unfortunate Shaped Phallic Hedge stained with Santorum, the Phony CPO, Non-Lawer in Oregon, Daniel A. Bernath cannot be a Blob Fish as it would take WAAAY to much energy to troll the bottom of an ocean for feeding purposes (lawsuits) whereas, a Phallic Shaped Hedge is tended by others, which would be right up said Not Now, Nor Ever Will be a CPO (Hon) or Otherwise alley.

Therefore, Santorum Stained Phallic Hedge is he.

OVER!

A Proud Infidel®™

TC, just briefly study the anatomy and physiology of a Blobfish as well as its feeding habits, Ma’am, and you’ll see why I refer to Daniel A. Bernath THE PHONY CPO/PHONY OREGON ATTORNEY as a “Bearded Blobfish”!

ArmyATC

Oh My God!!!! I Googled it. Wish I hadn’t. Call me stupid, but all this time I thought you had an extreme dislike of the politician Rick Santorum. Yeah, dumb I know.

Toasty Coastie

lol Sorry Army ATC 😀

I did give a spew alert though 🙂

Toasty Coastie

It would seem my darlin Infidel, that we mucst compromise…I suggest a Phallic Shaped Beglittered Blob Fish, covered with Santorum.

What say you?

A Proud Infidel®™

Meh, Ma’am, I’ll think about it for now. At times like this, I have to say that EVERYONE should believe in something, I believe I’ll have another drink and join my beloved Mrs. Infidel in bed!!

Toasty Coastie

Sweet dreams Proud… 🙂

Flagwaver

It’s been rather quiet on the fake lawyer front. I wonder if it has anything to do with the unlicensed law complaint’s I filed with Oregon and Florida Bars and the general complaint I filed with the California Bar?

I mean, it’s not like I included pictures of his website, his facebook messages to me (and my friends), and ALL of his threats of lawsuit and representing himself as a lawyer in Florida and ORegon…

Toasty Coastie

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Toasty Coastie

Ack! Admin can you please fix my fubar link?

Thanks.

LebbenB

Instead of worrying about the bushes rustling, he should have been worried about the bar associations of three states.

It reminds me of one of “Murphy’s Laws of Combat:”

“The diversion you’re ignoring is actually the main effort.”

Daniel Bernath is a LIAR, FAKE and STALKER.

He is not now nor was he ever an honorary CPO.

MrBill

The list of titles and descriptive phrases that have been applied to Bernath is a long one.

I see the potential for one more: “disbarred California lawyer.”

OVER.

thebesig

Originally posted by LebbenB:

Daniel Bernath is a LIAR, FAKE and STALKER.

He is not now nor was he ever an honorary CPO.

Daniel Alan Bernath, you’re in receive mode only. You were never a CPO in any capacity; You’re not a CPO in any capacity. OUT! 😈

ArmyATC

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ArmyATC

How do you get pics to show here?

ChipNASA

I think that the only thing that will auto populate here are youtube videos with no text after the link.
If images get HTML posted in a thread I think that TSO/Hondo/Jonn have to approve that.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!