Happy New Year, dickweeds
Thanks to all of you for making TAH a part of your days throughout the last year. Thanks for your great comments and all of those clicks you made on our ads. Thanks to all of the bloggers who’ve linked to us.
Thanks to all of the phonies who make this job so easy. Thanks to Joe Bite Me for being such a fool. Thanks to Gordon Duff for being a lunatic. Thanks to VoteVets for being so transparently partisan. Thanks to the trolls who drive the traffic. Thanks to the Washington Post and New York Times for being tools. Thanks to Paul Wickre for being an inept chickenshit clown.
Thanks to the stable of great co-bloggers who cover for me on my frequent trips to DC. Thanks for all of your tips when I’m too lazy to look for stuff to write about. Thanks to Mary and Scotty for their hard work.
Thanks to everyone who makes this the best job I’ve ever had. May your 2014 be as satisfying for you as I expect mine to be. See you next year.
Category: Pointless blather
Happy New Year, Jonn!
Thanks for providing hilarity during my dreary days!
WOOT TAH!!!!
Happy New Year to all you FREAKS!!!
/myself included.
May 2014 will bring immense pleasure to us all!!
Jonn, a big thank you for all you do in keeping this site on the air, five by five! Happy New Year to you and all my brothers and sisters here on This Ain’t Hell! God bless America in the coming year. God bless our troops and keep them safe. I pray they come home soon.
Thanks for being so sexy!!!
I click on the ads every day. Hope everyone else who enjoys this site will, too, in order to help you defray the costs of running this joint.
Love you to the moon and back. Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year TAH.
Phildo still takes it in the ass.
Live to fight another day!
Happy New Year 2014 and beyond to all who inhabit this turf.
ChipNASA, aren’t you flattered that someone in Bethesda thinks you’re 27????
Happy New Year! Tonight I raise a glass to the other Dickweeds and the fine folk responsible for this blog- and a One Finger Salute to the dumbasses…
GT, you slay me!
Here’s to a prosperous, wonderful new year to everyone here, to all those still in the fight downrange, and especially to Jonn. I know some asshats who shall remain unnamed (~cough~ Wickre ~cough~ Witlessfeld ~cough~) gave you and TSO some unwanted grief in 2013, so I raise a glass to the idea of the karma train delivering some well deserved smack down on their candy asses in 2014.
“Never give up… never surrender!” ~Galaxy Quest~
God Bless you and your family, Jonn.
Tonight I’ll be enjoying some Four Roses Kentucky Bourbon gifted to me by an old 5th SFG bud that I was “on the job” with.
This is the best damn blog on the net!!
@7 Ex-PH2.
Did Jonn send you the e-mail or is that posted here on TAH?
And yes.
/just wondered what is public and what is not.
Mmmmm…Ron Abuelo
Much classier than the swill Psul will be downing this evening
Who am I kidding..it’s after 1200…what Psul is already downing
Happy New Year one and all!
Dickweeds. DICKweeds!?!?
THAT’S how you treat your SUPPORTERS!?!?!??
Well, the SAME To YOU, then………
All the BEST to YOU AND YOURS in 2014, dickweed.
*I certainly hope the /s was dripping and noticeable.
@6 Ex I just downloaded “Babes and Bullets”. It is a GREAT read! Thank you for writing this book. I look forward to reading your others as well.
Ah, the love that is shared here amongst my fellow dickweeds. And Phildo, Psulie-boi, DullASS, Dewald, et al:
Go eat a fat bag of hammered dog fuck and die in a fire.
Happy New Year Jonn!
All this joy AND yer cute too.
Happy New Year Jonn and everyone! Hoping for a healthy and prosperous 2014 for all. And when I grow up I want to have the tenacity and single minded focus of the Green (Hornet) Thumb. LOL. <>
@11 Chip, yes, Jonn sent it to me. It is complete insanity at its weird, giggling best. It isn’t posted anywhere. No one knows who sent it
!!!!!
Sparks, my thanks to you for that!
Yep, 2013 has come to this; the last day of the year is here, so as we close the door on it and get ready to open the door on the New Year, I will have to say “toodles” , via Gooooooogleization to Paul K. Wickre, and the Pukey Purple Suited Heavy Drop, Phillip Dale Monkress,and the crew atAll Points Logistics, (if there is anyone intelligent enough to read who hasn’t gotten the hell out of that stopped up toilet.); May the turds continue to smell, rot and lose themselves in their cheap swill. 2013 will go down in history here as having generated more comments about one useless piece of lard, than any other year.
Happy New year TAH! Thanks for all the entertainment.
And a great big giant Marine Corps Green Weenie up the ass of all the phonies out there. May your arseholes bleed for a week…
Happy New Year indeed…..
I am looking forward to continued amusement from the large pool of lying 4ssclowns who permeate our social fabric these days with imagined tales of their exploits, tales so bold as to make the Tales of Brave Ulysses seem like those of a giant pussy chasing butterflies….and with about as much truth to them as the tales of Brave Ulysses, whose naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing as we all know…
All the best to Jonn and the staff and commenters here at TAH who make my days brighter and my wit sharper….
Happy New Year to you too Jonn and TAH!
I saw some vomit on the sidewalk downtown this morning.
I thought of Phildo.
Green Thumb, is there anything that DOESN’T make you think of phildo?
Other than that: Happy New Year! And may 2014 be even better than this has been for those of us who really give a crap!
I didn’t see any vomit this morning but…I took a big Phildo this morning and it was great! Big cheese dinner last night. Then I had to wipe my SV poser.
Thanks for everything, Jonn. And thanks to everyone on TAH for your patience and sharing your knowledge with a civilian. Happy New Year!
Today is my 40th birthday. My wife gave me a picture of a dead cat. I will be drinking with you today John, and all you other sorry sons of bitches. God bless us all and I hope that your 2014 is prosperous. 2014 will be the year I finally retire and start my quest for an epic beard. Happy New Year!
@26 Thanks for your well thought out posts here. Were it that all Sophomores had you insight about our nation, its history and your care and devotion to learning. Here’s to you!
@27 Happy Birthday and Happy New Year SFC Holland! A dead cat huh? Well it could have been worse. It could have been a nude picture of Phildo or Giduck. (I think I just threw up in my mouth) Happy Retirement as well. I hope you will enjoy every moment of it. What I would give to be 40 again!
From one of your fellow sorry, sons of bitches!
Jonn:
What #1 Nicki said…
And, yes, William “Bill” Blake is still swallowing when not wetting his bed.
Back at ya, Fartsack!
Back at you Jonn. A Happy to the posters here who make me smile. Cheers.
To the dicks, the dickless, and even the pricks,
H*A*P*P*Y N*E*W Y*E*A*R
@24 Ex-PH2 I just finished reading your book “Babes and Bullets-SEAL Team 241-Code Name BOGO”. And the crowd shouts “AUTHOR-AUTHOR! It was great Ex. I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed reading it. So I just downloaded “Honk! If You Work For An Asshole”. Please keep ’em comin’!
For any of you who have not read Ex-PH2’s books, I highly recommend them. You will get a big kick out of them!
Can be found at Amazon for the Kindle and PC.
This little item is making me SO happy.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=845297
It seems that the tasteless, self-involved whiners at MSNBC stepped on their own dicks this morning and are now suffering the side-effects of said self-dickstomping. They are catching enormous loads of flack for what they said and did. Here’s one example of the flack they’ve caught.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=msnbc+crew+makes+fun+of+romney's+grandchild&FORM=VIRE6#view=detail&mid=8E51C471FF2651163D5E8E51C471FF2651163D5E
That is the best New Year’s Eve news item all day.
That, and the kid is just plain cute.
@33 – Wow! Sparks, you’ve given me a wonderful gift, and it’s only the 6th day of Christmas. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
You’ll find that memo from our pudgy, insane nemesis toward the end of “Honk!”, in the chapter titled ‘The Boss From Hell’.
I’m tellin’g you all, 2014 is going to be a really good year, no matter how tumultuous it may seem on the surface. Just dig your heels in and hold your fire. It may seem like a rough ride now and then, but it’s just change, and I think we’re all strong enough to ride it out without floundering or sinking.
Dearest Dickweeds,
I am working tonight … say … I am taking one for the team.
I am at a secret undisclosed location, deep in the bowels of a non-descript federal building in NYC.
Oh … nevermind!
Regards,
Fellow Dickweed!
@34 Thanks for the post. MSN SHOULD be ashamed but of course they never will be. Despite the phoney, half assed apologies they are already making. I loved the Fox News coverage and response. I hope they really ream them a new one on this and don’t let go of it. I wonder if Obama would say, “If I had a son, he would look like Mitt Romney’s.” I guess not since Romney’s son isn’t a criminal thug. That is all Obama seems to identify with in the black community.
@36 Happy New Year Master Chief! Anchors Aweigh sailor for 2014.
Happy New Year to all my brothers and sisters who wore the uniform. May your 2014 be great and filled with happiness.
Happy new year to Jonn, TSO, Hondo, Ex-PH2, and all of you other wonderful jerkoffs who are too numerous to mention all by name, but who make these pages a joy to visit.
And to the handful of not-so-wonderful jerkoffs who frequent these pages – may 2014 bring you some much-needed peace and sanity; and failing that, may you take a long walk off a short pier.
All conditions normal.
Nappy Yew Hear…wait… Yappy Hew Near…dammit. Okay.
Happy New Year, WickDeeds!
Happy New Year to TAH and all who served their country and those who truly supported us.
Tonight if you would, set out a glass for family and brothers and sisters who did not come back.
If you want to reflect visit In Country Art. incountryart.com and be sure to read the author’s bio.
Oh, almost forgot: to the trolls, army SEALS, and secret squirrels… Thanks for the entertainment!
Happy New Year!!
Beef jerky time.
“Tonight if you would, set out a glass for family and brothers and sisters who did not come back.” Amen.
Yappy Hew Near, indeed!
@43 Here-Here!
Thank you for all you do to fight evil, and for bringing us along for the ride.
Hope ’14 is as entertaining as ’13 was, but with none of the petty nuisances.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Hey Jonn, did you get the link I sent you? I thought it would make a cool “Feel Good Story” post!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
The pests should be a lucky as we are.
One glass of wine left in the bottle. That, and some Vienna sausages, kalamata olives, Welsh cheddar, and a few carrots. Cheers!