Robert Danny Hay in my Vmail

| October 1, 2013

The most entertaining thing I’ve ever done is put my cell phone number on the “Contact Us” page. Every jackwagon with a bone to pick with us calls and tries to threaten me. Case in point; Robert Danny Hay called to tell me that his local police chief is going to “file charges” against me.

So, I’m sitting here waiting for the charges to be filed. I did call him back and that was when he told me that his secret squirrel records had been sealed for 50 years or some such bullshit. His records are sealed, but those classified records are plastered across the back of his truck.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Green Thumb

Threats of arrest!

Awesome.

PintoNag

Chief of Police Troy McGee? Don’t hold your breath, Jonn. After getting an ear-full from Hay, he probably just sighed and rolled his eyes.

MAJMike

The asshat is a mental case.

Ninja R

Why does he have Marine gunny stuff on the back of his truck, but an Army SFC coffee mug?

IDIOTS. They out THEMSELVES!

Green Thumb

The MT VA has been contacted about this clown but it remains to be seen if they do anything about it.

Marine_7002

Ninja – I do believe that’s Jonn’s house and coffee mug. That recording is of Bobby-boy’s call.

Hey, Bobby-boy – there’s an old saying that when you’re in a hole, the first step in getting out of it is to QUIT DIGGING. Every empty, ludicrous threat you make, every denial you spew, every lie you tell just makes you look like a bigger fool.

We know you don’t have any “sealed records.” We know that you didn’t receive ANY of those awards that are on your truck window. We know that you are lying about your service. You know it, too.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when you have that conversation with your local police chief. He’s gonna laugh you right out of the office. That is, if you have the balls to even go talk to him.

STFU.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Jonn,

As much as you would like to call him back you can’t because most telephone booths in trailer parks have the incomimg featured disabled to discourage men who like little boys, crack, tall women with large Adam’s Apples,farm animals, ball gags and the like.

Just sayin’.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

In all my years in LE, I never, nor did my command ever FILE charges on anything or anyone. It is just not how it works.

Beer please.

Marine_7002

On second thought, Bobby-boy, keep running your piehole. You’ll greatly improve your chances in next year’s Stolen Valor tournament!

Hondo

Well, Jonn – I guess ‘lil Danni-boi told you a thing or two. I guess you better take down his address and SSN.

If you can find his address or SSN posted anywhere at TAH, that is. I certainly can’t. I’d guess it’s probably because it isn’t posted anywhere on the site.

Twist

Threats of legal action is posers SOP.

Anonymous

Your local police must know you well from all the folks that are going to charge you! /S

Valkyrie

It’s very “Noir” how you filmed this. Good work. Can you maybe do something with Batman?

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

@ 12 eyedetrify yourdelf!

Tommy … Another beer pleeze!

SJ

Your local police must know you well from all the folks that are going to charge you! And his guy is going to do it from Montana? How come he doesn’t display his NDSM…they only think that is legit? /S

A Proud Infidel

Hay, you’re 8TFU!!!

OWB

While some states do indeed protect the home addresses and other personal information about law enforcement types, for charges to be filed for breaking that law, a couple of things must exist: the individual must actually have been in law enforcement AND for someone to be charged with a crime, there must be some evidence suggesting that they actually committed the crime. Lacking that, even if MT is one of those states, did I sleep through someone posting that personal information here?

So, yeah, taking down something which is not here is probably about the easiest thing in the world to do. I could even do it! Gee. Isn’t this fun?

SJ

#14: that was me as evidenced by the duplicate post. Every time I reboot it erases me…gotta learn about this new fangled machinery sometime.

Smaj

Hey, BOB, no one who frequents this blog wants to see you dead, you ignorant moron.

Flagwaver

Dead? No. Tarred, feathered, and run through the town square on a rail… there is a high possibility.

Oh, and Marine_7002, to score higher, he would need to hire a proxy to post on his behalf. I happen to know there certain out of work nit-wit on this site who works for phildo’s… I mean dildos (then again, what’s the difference).

Ex-PH2

Oh, I don’t want to see Bobbi-boi dead.

I just want to see him have to pay back whatever he’s getting in the way of VA disability compensation, if he’s getting any.

That’s what he’s really afraid of, you know.

LIRight

So….lets get this straight.

The Police Chief is going to file charges?? (I agree with #8 MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) – Yeah, sure.

In doing so this runny nose twit will shine the light on his illustrious 5 week military combat experience and fraudulent submissions to the VA for medical care and monthly monetary benefits.

This guy should be locked up and forced to repay every dime stolen from those that deserve it.

@MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) prior LE? Where (I assume NYPD) and when. I worked 40 miles East in the burbs.

Hondo

Ex-PH2: if Bobbi-boi is receiving VA comp, that may or may not be legit. People occasionally do get hurt badly enough in basic/boot/recruit training to get discharged medically. If an individual’s discharge is for medical reasons, I’m pretty sure the normal service time requirement to be eligible for VA compensation and/or healthcare is generally waived.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

NAVY and FPS sprinkled with what I am doing now.

Water please!

smoke-check

Pussy sounds like he’s on the verge of tears at multiple points in that call. I’ll bet it brought back memories of him crying himself to sleep during his five weeks of Recruit Training in California. Pathetic low life liar.

What’s the word on his claims of being law enforcement?

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Dead … YES! Only after he has lived his full natural life in total shame … Hopefully incarserated (speeling after 5 beers and a double shot of Jameson is not easy) in a sh!t hole of a prison.

OK … FILE away di@khead. I am in no mood!

2/17 Air Cav

The East Helena MT police chief referred to as “Dale” by Five Weeks is one Dale J Aschim. According to his bio, he is a Veteran and–get this–was USMC. Yeah, that ought to go well for Bobby.

2/17 Air Cav

So, a guy gets his panties in a wad b/c he spent five weeks as a USMC boot–recruit–trainee–whatever and gets called out for the many stickers on his truck. Does he call and go ballistic b/c there is a perfectly good explanation for the stickers? No, he starts with the threats AFTER secret squirrling. There just has to be a Poser’s Handbook out there. No way these guys all come up with the same stupid responses.

2/17 Air Cav

One last point. There can’t be a whole helluva lot going on in East Helena so Chief Aschim, welcome. It would be inappropriate for you to comment here, what with an ongoing investigation and all, but feel free to stop back after you break the bad news to Bobby “Five weeks” Hay.

PintoNag

You can walk from one end of East Helena to the other in about fifteen minutes. Slowly.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Montana? Is that in Cananada?

Combat Historian

Ahhh…the Sealed Secret Squirrel Gambit; always of use to the poser when he chooses not to deploy the “Great St. Louis Fire Burned My Records” Strategem…

streetsweeper

If that SFC mug is going to be platoon sergeant and lead us *dickweeds*, it needs to tighten up and get front and center when performing for the camera. As for Five Weeks, good luck with that, you jackwagon…past time for a VA S/A to clean your shit out of FT. Harrison and ship it to Deer Lodge. Heh.

streetsweeper

Pinto Nag? Does that include stopping for coffee at the truckstop?

AverageNCO

Chief Dale J Aschim = Authority to enforce state and local statutes
Privacy Act of 1974 = Federal Statute
The concept you’re not grasping Bobby is called “JURISDICTION”

A Proud Infidel

Heh, heh, heh,… 8TFU “Five Weeks” Hays is screwed no matter which way he goes. Hays, my advice to you: QUIT DIGGING, you’re in too deep already, but I think I’m wasting my breath, like one of my mentors said, “You can’t help a fool.”.

PintoNag

@34 The only truck stop I remember out that way is near Walmart, closer to Helena than East Helena; there are two convenience stores in East Helena though, one at either end. If there’s a truck stop there, I’ve missed it.

Twist

At least, unlike TSO, you had the area cleaned up before you filmed it. ????

Twist

Don’t know why my smiley face to show I was kidding turned into question marks.

ByrdMan

It’s sad when you come across someone who did not receive the appropriate level of care and attention from their mother.

OldSargeUSAR

@7 MCPO

“….men who like little boys, crack, tall women with large Adam’s apples, farm animals, ball gags, and the like.”

Also an excellent description of one Zippy the Pinhead, Bill Blake, who lives in Bartlesville, Oklahoma. Well done!

That is all.

NHSparky

@37–I have a couple of those mugs as well, with my ribbon rack on them. One of my favorite mugs, next to my USS Pogy mug with my crow and name on it.

And FYI, Bobbi-boi–NOTHING on this site violates the Privacy Act of 1974. Trust me, as a recruiter, I’m intimately familiar with what and what is not releasable to the public, and you need to check up from the neck up.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

@ 42 Sarge. ROG THAT WILCO OUT.

Ex-PH2

I’m pissed off right now. I could call him up and tell him exactly what I think of him, but if I did, it might scare my cat.

2/17 Air Cav

I think Jonn should just write up some charges and then arrest himself. You know, save East Helena PD, the FBI, and Interpol the trouble. Of course, the trial might be a tad problematic. I guess Jonn would have to prosecute himself and TSO can defend him. Susan can handle the appeal, if one is necessary. Yeah, maybe this idea needs a bit more pondering.

A Proud Infidel

“Robert Danny Hay in my Vmail”, that sounds akin to “WAITRESS, there’s a dog turd in my coffee cup!!”.

68W58

Yeah-I went to a school at Ft. Harrison a few years ago, give it a month and they will be snowed in and you won’t have to worry about them for the next 6 months or so.

Valkyrie

Ew. I don’t want to see him dead either, dead bodies are gross!

Green Thumb

Maggot.