Cesar Sniper Caparas; shape-shifting Marine
Now, this guy, Cesar Caparas, may have been a Marine at some point, but I’m doubting it. Several of you Marines have sent me the link, so I’m guessing that you know a phony when you see one. Besides, who wears full sized medals with ribbons?
This is his picture that he says was him in boot camp;
I don’t know which fellow he’s claiming is him, but he doesn’t look like either. In the top picture, his head looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open, what with those distinctive ears. Neither of the guys in the other picture have ears like that.
I just don’t trust people who go around calling themselves snipers – right there in his Facebook name and wearing the big ole patch on his motorcycle club vest.
Category: Phony soldiers
Why do I think that he looks like he is afraid of being eaten by one of the other guys in the last picture?
I had the same exact thought. He is the snack they brought along in case they get hungry.
So deadly, he can kill with that CYMA airsoft rifle. I’d back off from this one, guys.
I think he’s afraid the other four are going to use him for a piñata.
I wonder what his homeies in his MC club would think if they were sent a copy of his FOIA that says no military service. I’m just guessing what the FOIA will say, but isn’t that what they normally say in a case like this? That or maybe 90days entry level separation.
“In the top picture, his head looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open….” It may be days–or weeks–before I get over that line. Damn near choked to death laughing.
I’m still laughing so hard at “dougie russell” down below that I’ll just let the Marines here rip this cesar-dude apart…
That second photo is on I have seen before, some Marines at one of the Marine Corp Balls or after a deployment. Obviously not the dickhead in the first photo….
So next years contestants are already beating down the door.
Dress Blue Alphas, medals on the LEFT, ribbons on the RIGHT, BELT FUCKING BUCKLED!! Bet he got those jump wings without even using a chute with them Dumbo ears and all. Worst of all it looks like this chode licker is wearing a Navy Cross ribbon. Turd.
Yeah but the Airsoft gun makes him totally legit.
It’s too early for these surprises, but I will add that he just looks too skinny to be part of that particular motorcycle club. He looks like a lonesome sausage stuck in the stack of pancakes.
The top picture is priceless! And precious! I love the little hair flair; it accentuates the way he holds the rifle like a hairdresser who has hung out at a few truck stops. Buddy of mine is the president of the MC Sniper Association, I can definitely use this against him!
Want to add that after going to the facebook page of the guy asking if that was them in “boot”, he had two photos of VA checks in his name…. I am not going to say Mr Caparas is totally truthful, but it is possible he actually served.
Someone do a FOIA on him yet?
The Joycean stream of consciousness can be rough sometimes. I look at the top photo. I stare at that dyed tuft of hair. I think hairdresser–but maybe not. I look at those VW Beetle doors and I think they’re actually handles that have been pulled many times. I look at the polished face and pouty mug. There are other factors but enough with the detail. I’m thinking TRANNY.
@14 Well said. Is it just me or is his top ribbon a Navy Cross? Sure looks like it. Ass hat POS.
@Sparks, don’t forget the recon wings. always gotta have the wings.
Boy Band Gay.
Turd.
I’m thinking gay hairdresser plus surplus bunny, w/airpump paintball weapon. I wonder if he does highlights.
@18, only between “service” appointments at the truck stop.
@19 – LMAO!!!
@16 Just saw the recon wings. Yea that rounds it out. Are the Marine barbers in basic doing highlights now? I say as others, 1. Gay 2. Ass hat 3. Queer with ears for pulling in close 4. Do you want fries with that? What happened to truck drivers, mechanics and cooks embellishing? Why do they always have to be high speed, low drag wannabees?
Another question. Why do these guys all have a proclivity for being members of biker clubs? Answers why I don’t belong to any bike club. I bet you will run into more posers in bike clubs, as a group, than anywhere else. No disrespect to those of you who belong to honest, forthright clubs.
Top photo; Apart from the absurd medals/ribbons issues and the belt being unbuckled, the belt he is wearing has a Staff NCO buckle, yet the clown is wearing no chevrons or hash-marks on the sleeves of the blouse. That makes for a combo that is not only unlikely, but impossible–one does not make SSgt in less than 4 years–ever, at least not since WWII.
If he is supposed to be the darker green one of the two in the second image, he is wearing LCpl chevrons, what happened to those very same chevrons in image #1? The belt buckle in image #2 is the correct buckle for that uniform as worn. The two medals indicated in image #2 are not worn in image #1 either (one of which is the NDSM, kind of an obvious omission).
Ribbon #1 in the first photo appears to be the Navy Cross. Ribbon #2 looks to be the Select Marine Corps Reserve Medal. Ribbon #3 is the Humanitarian Service Medal maybe?
Top photo; Apart from the absurd medals/ribbons issues and the belt being unbuckled, the belt he is wearing has a Staff NCO buckle, yet the clown is wearing no chevrons or hash-marks on the sleeves of the blouse. That makes for a combo that is not only unlikely, but impossible–one does not make SSgt in less than 4 years–ever, at least not since WWII.
If he is supposed to be the darker green one of the two in the second image, he is wearing LCpl chevrons, what happened to those very same chevrons in image #1? The belt buckle in image #2 is the correct buckle for that uniform as worn. The two medals indicated in image #2 are not worn in image #1 either (one of which is the NDSM, kind of an obvious omission).
Ribbon #1 in the first photo appears to be the Navy Cross. Ribbon #2 looks to be the Select Marine Corps Reserve Medal. Ribbon #3 is the Humanitarian Service Medal maybe?
Close up shows the “weapon” is a CYMA Airsoft. The choice of snipers the world over, especially France.
Hey, you guys! You missed the sunglasses! When has any jarhead EVER worn that style?
I’m tellin’ you, this kid is STYLIN’ for the Marines!
He will probably be a consultant on the new one cammo pattern program.
Obviously he was storming the beaches of iraqistan in his dress blues. This dude is such a fucking hero.
Airborne training? For him? What a waste! He could jump out of a “Perfectly good aircraft” and GLIDE to his DZ with his ears!!
By the Smartass Authority I vest in myself, I hereby award that critter the title of DbSbFC, Douchebag SHITBIRD FIRST CLASS!! It should only be a matter of time until some Real USMC Vets see him in his poser finery and treat him like a cheap doormat with Jane Fonda’s picture on it!!
Outside of the glaring uniform issues (it was hot so he took his belt off?), those biceps don’t look like they belong on anybody who has ever PT’d. The way he’s constructed, it looks like he could goddamn fall apart at any moment–and that just screams ‘Marine’ to me.
Man, This guy got into a biker club by lying about his record?? I ought to start lying about my record to get free stuff….Like the time I jumped without a parachute into Canagrenada, and set up a CSH by myself, fought off like 80 waves of rabid grizzly bear riding Mounties backed up by bloodthirsty commie snipers, which wasn’t a problem because I had the new sniper/minigun BFG9000 (super secret prototype) and then I ravished the daughters of Iraqianin generals, caught the PTDS from one dirty one and then came home. No, you can’t see my DD412. It’s Classified Call of Black Magic Secret. I pretty much won the war/s by myself.
Can I join your motorcycle club pl0x? I have a Vespa….
@31 Love it!
Sure, lots us boots had strips, medals, and wore dress blues in boot camp. And our 12 hour of hand to hand combat training could take care of any of those jokers six times our size.
LOL… When did the Armed Forces start using HiPoint Pistol caliber carbines? The Sequester has hit us harder than first anticipated!
I stand corrected… at first glance I thought it was a Hipoint. That’s not even a real firearm. HAHA!
If that second pic were really a boot camp photo, then he should only have the NDSM. As far as I know that is the only one that is given at that time
This is his picture that he says was him in boot camp;
Quick clarification: His comments says that was from when he was a Boot. Small difference, but he’s still a turdball.
The BFG9000 is still topsecretsupercerealclassified dude. And you only won ONE war by yourself? This guy puts you to shame! I heard he got his wings on klendathau
#29 Proud Infidel
That sounds like a great fund raiser for the Vet organization of your choice.
Make and sell doormats with Hanoi Jane’s pic on it. Ditto for rolls of TP.
Has anyone contacted this douchenozzle? I would love to hear his comments on the subject. Looking at the picture of him and his MC buddies makes me think, really? I mean really? You believe the crap this guy is telling you? Maybe he is their fluffer, possibly the guy they let ride in the back of the van to hand out water at rest stops. As soon as he opened his mouth and said he served, I would have throat punched him. Others here have already said it, but I think 30 seconds of PT would kill this dude. Oxygen thief and someone to watch for next years tournament. The uniform alone should get him into the second round.
@38 I giving up the secret but the BFG9000 works best in GOD mode. In that mode you are an invincible Marine, safe from Airsoft and paint ball rounds.
Regulation haircut.
@42 That is the new transgender do. This guy has Faggot tattooed on him somewhere.
@13, the VA doesn’t use checks anymore. And hasn’t in over a year. If they are just regular Department of the Treasury checks, they could be anything (IRS refund checks for examples). I wouldn’t use those as proof of anything.
@Sparks-Well, I see you attended the same secret training facility I did on Phobos, so I’ll let you in on the secret. Open the control panel on the side of the BFG9000 and type in the following command: IDDQD…It gives you access to a super secret mode of fire. That’s how I beat the Mounties on grizzlies. It also won me my 38 Bronze Stars with V devices and the Medal of Most Extreme Military Honor from President Barak Obama when him and I took out Osama Bin Laden….I also ravished his daughters and caught more PTSD and retired to advise the SEALS and DELTA. Couldn’t work with Force Recon or SAS. Amateurs, all of em. This is all accurate, but secret. My records are classified, and also destroyed in a fire.
36 & 37: see the comment in the Facebook posting above from Mr Bautista that says: “Lol. The two guys in the photo together were best friends and went to Iraq together. And they didn’t get “blown up” I know, because I’m the guy on the left.”
Fantastic!
I overlook the Facebook comments sometimes.
And NASCAR—Klendathu…That was a mess. There we were, knee deep in the shit, bugs coming over the walls….Well, YOU know. You were there. We were on the last boat out together….But my M.I. days are behind me. The life of a Cap Trooper is a young man’s game.
@45 ROFLMAO! Thanks for the BMG tip. Remember…be proud of your decorations. They came at a high price, particularly the PTSD from his daughters. It’s all you buddy, all you…well except maybe for Bear Grylls. I remember you at deep underwater BUDS, HALO diving now. You were the guy holding his breathe. Not using a rebreather like the rest of us SEAL wimps. You were our inspiration dude! Thanks from a former ARMY/Air Force SEAL/Delta/Airborne Ranger. Klendathu still gives me nightmares. Damn bugs!!!
I really wish this guy would come on here,,,, gonna send him some FB Love.
He looks absolutely FABULOUSSSSS in the first picture. Shitbag.