Eric Starsevic; Krav Maga ninja phony
The folks at Fake Warrior Project sent us their work on monkey boy, here, Eric Starsevic, who works at Krav Maga IKMA. Here’s part of his bio there;
Meanwhile, the Army says “Who?”;
Of course, the real problem here is this uniform that he thinks he’s wearing. MP branch insignia with a blue cord? CIB and a CAB at the same time? The civilian Congressional Medal of Freedom worn as the highest award? Dude was just begging to be busted.
Category: Phony soldiers
Man there is way too many things wrong with that Uniform! What an ASS CLOWN !
The difference between these guys (posers) and pedophiles is? Answer: nada, zip, nothing – – he should be locked up and the key thrown away.
I’m glad I didn’t eat breakfast yet.
I’ve never seen an officer wear collar brass on the shirt in a class a uniform. Been a while since I’ve been in. That might have changed, but I doubt it.
Apparently we need diplomatic security in Greece… Interesting, because currently there are no WPS (Worldwide Protective Services) in Greece.
https://www.facebook.com/E.STARSEVIC
Can you say ‘got junk’?
His bio says he is an expert at “tactical tactics”. I guess that’s before you are a master of operational operations or strategic strategery.
Ah, hand this one off to USACID since he is dressed up like a Ken doll with a Steven Segal pose and sporting their shoulder patch, that puts the ball in their court. And since we know some of them do buzz this here little beer joint once in a while, have at him boys and girls.
It looks like he was walking by the ribbons and medals case at a garage sale and the case exploded all over his uniform.
man, why do all the posers have better stuff on their uniform than me? i aint got a star on my CIB, and someone told me i couldnt get a CAB to go with it. i never got to get into tactical tactics, i just did the regular kind. posers always get all the high speed stuff, can i sign up to be in their secret squirel unit? where else can ya do black ops all over the place AND get to tell awesome stories about it with out worrying about what might be clasified?
An MP? Is this a first? Next we’ll have a Chemical Corpse poser.
No, SJ not just any old plain jane MP, thats a USACID patch he’s flying so proudly on his left shoulder and puts the ball in their court. lol. At the very least if active duty personel roll by and read this, they’ll know if this asshat tries to arrest, question or anything else (I bet he’d try to impress ’em off base) that he is a pure, outright fraud. Sic ’em USACID. Should be an easy find too.
I just find it amazing that none of these posers ever even think to look at AR670-1 or other service equivalents…
I guess that takes too much work and obviously they’re too busy to do such mundane things and those who did serve (but are still posers) obviously never bothered with regulations as evidenced by their service files.
Okay on third glance, he’s wearing the gold USACID badge (I bet he bought it online) right breast pocket (double, triple gig) and MP Regimental & MP Corps crests, left breast pocket. Unlike him inpernating infantry or airborne which he is also doing, the badge and shoulder patch OUGHT to get him hung out to dry for impersonating a federal law enforcement officer.
The Facebook link at Comment #4 says he lives in Greece. I suppose that the average Greek wouldn’t know how we “dress” our uniforms. Almost worth the dollar to send him a message to his main FB message box.
I don’t know where to begin…This guy is covered in wrong sauce from head to toe. Hopefully the bids for the SV tournament haven’t been finalized and this guy makes it in.
If he’s Greek or Macedonian or Romanian, why is he wearing a US Army uniform in the first place?
The star field (union) on the flag should be presented facing the observer’s left.
jeebus Christ! it looks like this guy was at clothing and sales when it exploded. My beloved Blue Cord with MP pistols on his jacket. Not one, but TWO combat badges, a no-no if I remember. CID patch with both SF and Ranger, and…is that a Drill badge on his right pocket? It’s like rolling a ice-cream cone in sprinkles with these guys, they think the more the better.
i was asked to turn my seeding chart in last monday, and then we get 2 guys that at least rank a top 5 seed after i get that turned in? i want a mulligan!
i hold a special place in my heart (and seeding chart) for fake rangers
@19 I agree. It looks like an ice cream cone rolled in sprinkles. LMAO at that. The flags own right is backwards. Officers don’t wear shirt collar brass on Class A’s unless something changed since I was in. Two CIB’s and CAB. SF and Ranger. His blouse is too big for him at the buttons. It goes on and on. I bet he makes a mean Gyro through. He looks like he should have a street vendor cart somewhere.
@ 20. Maybe create a wild card round for the two of them and have a special run off vote. “Winner” makes it into the tourney.
Also Krav Maga? What happened to just plain old karate or kung fu? If you are going to lie though, lie big I guess. At least that has been my experience reading TAH. I never see a cook or truck driver trying to sneak by with two CIB’s and a Congressional Medal Of Freedom.
Definitely a write-in candidate.
What is he wearing that is supposed to be higher in the order of precedence than the DSC? I mean, there is one award that is, but that ain’t it. Everything else looks like it is at least in the correct order (thanks US Medals!) though there aren’t many campaign medals-like the guy last week he has the Kosovo medal and a GWOTEM (what’s up with the Kosovo fakers?), but only one BSM, one ARCOM (one of each individual award he is wearing-strange for someone as obviously high speed as he is-well, as high speed as he is pretending to be anyway).
You can wear two combat badges, but one of them has to be the CMB. The CAB and CIB are both category I and the CMB is category II, per 670-1 you can wear one of each category with a total of no more than 5.
“Karate is the Dane Cook of martial arts.”
– Sterling M. Archer, ISIS Super Agent
I’m unfamiliar with proper military uniforms but the comments make learning fun. Old Trooper’s “It looks like he was walking by the ribbons and medals case at a garage sale and the case exploded all over his uniform.” wins today
Sorry to post so much by I just blew up the photo and ass clown POS is wearing a DSC! I hope he wanders around a military post or an off post bar in that get up. Now I really hate him. Especially after yesterdays great story of the young soldier who was just awarded the DSC. Makes me throw up in my mouth! Ass hat POS posing bastard!
@26 LMAO. coffee out the nose. Now I have calmed down. Thanks for that. Forgot the Archer wisdom.
Well, here’s a smaller clue: he’s misspelled jiu-jitsu and neither that nor hapki-do is capitalized, to my knowledge. He has a couple of other things in that bio about himself that are odd.
Also, I wonder if he just took a couple classes at a KM shop down the road and set up housekeeping for himself. The whole point to krav maga, as I understand it, is not to beat up the other guy, but to get yourself out of trouble unharmed.
is it just me or does it look like he has photo shopped his head onto someone else’s body in the picture of him in DC?
To digress a bit, regarding the US collar brass on the shirt collar. I can’t be sure (though I can check in my mother’s house later this week), but I seem to recall old photos of my father from around 1945 where he had US collar brass on his shirt collar. He was not a commissioned officer. He was a civilian who was deployed to American headquarters in Europe. Apparently he and the guys like him, when at headquarters, wore an American officer’s uniform with just US insignia. He had a sidearm and a jeep and officer’s quarters; but he wasn’t a military officer. I think I remember in the old photos US collar brass on his shirt collars, and a plain US patch (triangle) on his shoulder.
@31, looks shopped somehow. Or he took a photo of himself with a DC background.
Unless he did that stuff simultaneously, he’s claiming 47 years of experience. Allow for 18 years plus a few years in college, this guy is looking damn good for his age. Even if some of that stuff was simultaneous, it still adds up to 50 or so years.
Something else bothered me about the flag other than the field being on the wrong side. The flag has been silk screened onto a piece of cloth (Looks like nylon taffeta) instead of individual red and white stripes sewn together along with a blue field. The stars in the field don’t look embroidered, either.
@35
That is because of an illusion created by the optical optics he was using
At least he got a haircut for the picture.
Turd.
@36 Using lensatic lens, no doubt.
This clown must like the color blue being that he has about every NATO and UN ribbon it appears.
That “Flag” behind him is a “Five Dollah” flag, chinese made, available at any roadside “yard sale” or flea market booth. I wouldn’t allow my photo in front of one, no matter how it is draped/hung/displayed. I don’t buy any US Flag that isn’t made in USA and sewn, not dyed.
His uniform is as screwed up as Phillip Dale Monkress’ life. (Goooooooooooooogleized ol’ Phildo on that one.)
@39 yea it looks like he’s been all over Europe all the time. And I guarantee the Washington photo is photo editied into the background. By the way if the POTUS signs the new Stolen Valor Act isn’t he in criminal violation for all the shit in his fruit salad alone?
Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!
Hope he runs into a real SF guy in a bar somewhere. I was a grunt and I would look at him and say WTF are you doing? POS, turd poser. You know it is a common theme with these guys. When they lie they lie big and I mean BIG. Can anyone make out all the shit over his right pocket? My screen is too small to see that well.
I wouldn’t mess with this dude. He’s been in all kinds of E-Lite units. Like USARMY *and* USAREUR. I heard they only take the “best of the best.” Baaahahahaaaa!!
He is a turdly turd. (props to Green Thumb)
@44 You are right because I would first be blinded by all the bling and before I could get my night vision back he could already be giving me a handjob!
This bag of worthless asshatted douchebaggery needs to make quick use of his “tactical tactics” and find a hole to dig himself into to survive. I saw that CID Patch and smelled trouble from the beginning.
Then I look at his picture. There is no freaking way he is that young with all that experience.
Smells he found Phil’s not-so-secret turd powder and got a good whiff in his nose hairs.
I want to save him for the 2014 SV tourney.
@42 Sweep the leg.
The foreign wings look vaguely like Italian wings from the angle of the photo. The unit awards look like the Presidential Unit Citation, UN Korea Service Medal (?), Army Valorous Unit Citation, Army Meritorious Unit Citation, and Viet Nam Cross of Gallantry(?)
@46. No, we should include him in this year’s match. He’s kinda like a kick-ass movie that comes out just after the Oscars – by the time the next Oscars roll around, everyone’s forgotten about it.
Congrats Sparks, you were the only other who caught the flag being improperly displayed. That was the first thing that caught my eye and quickly indicated the photo was not a bona-fide. Then he is a major with all of that fruit salad. Even for the MP Corps with those decorations he should have been at least a LTC.