Totally legit
I don’t know, he looks totally legit to me – the non-regulation cover, the stud in his ear, the 5 o’clock shadow, the unit patch, wearing Marpats to a fairly formal event, it just screams Marine Scout Sniper to me.
Category: Phony soldiers
Is someone questioning him?
I heard he was a contractor on teh ground in Somalia. Shhh. It’s secret. He was what won us that war in Blackhawk Down.
That there is a 100% gin-u-wine phony if I ever saw one.
Hey, he’s not wearing a Silver Star or Master Blaster wings so must be ok. I think the uniform was just a tool to get into the young grad’s drawers.
Looking at that picture is a little like looking at a pit-viper curled up next to a baby.
Be afraid, sweetie. Be very afraid.
Here’s the reddit thread on this.
http://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/196t7t/if_youre_going_to_pretend_to_be_a_marine_dont_be/
I think he wears the Marpats as a tribute to the wars he never fought in, the wounds he did not suffer and service he did not render. Plus it gets him all that high school trim…
Douchebag. Probably has a claim in with the V.A. too.
This one just seems so sad. He should have plenty of time to up his game, though.
Just the Tip of the Spear Facebook page blew him the hell up.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490594654334484&set=pb.204643662929586.-2207520000.1368561460.&type=3&theater
Maybe it’s my age guys…but I was checking her out. The hell with him.
Honor and Courage and dreams of youth.
I think he’s a SEAL. That white gown and hat are a dead give away. Dunno what Marpat means though?
These posers are fuggin’ EVERYWHERE! When will people stop pretending to graduate from high school?!
Where is the Eagle Globe and Anchor and what the hell is up with his name tapes?
Don’t forget the name tape that isn’t desert MARPAT like his cammies, the lack of the EGA embroidered on the left breast pocket, and the lack of rank on his collar. I never once saw a private in our Scout-Sniper Platoon.
MGySgtRet: I’ll bet his claim gets processed faster than mine did, too.
https://www.facebook.com/scott.feldman.12
Well, I guess he went from the Marines to the Army, because now he is an 11B. A lot of pictures at home to be deployed so much…
You guys gotta stop picking on all the high sped, low drag-queen killas like our potential statutory predator here…
I did not misspell speed, this dude is SpEd all the way….
Reasons he is LEGIT:
1. Ear Ring
2. U.S. Olive Drab Marines Tape
3. Dope Glazed Eyes
4. Fashionable Old Navy Twill Ball Cap
5. Guy over his left shoulder saying, “look mom a guy who thinks he is a Marine.”
6. Showing up at what might have been your high school graduation and telling everyone, “I have joined the Marines Corpse.”
7. Getting a photo with the girl who would never date you!
Getting a photo with the girl who would never date you!
I think that’s his sister.
Hell, I hope that’s his sister:
https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.r.feldman?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
That BOY is more messed up than a broken football bat!!
Holy bag of ass, Batman!!!
I’m not sure I have any of the old OD nametags and service tags hanging around….damn….
However, since the EGA isn’t there (and in real MARPATS it’s embroidered on) and there are no small EGAs in the pattern that I can see ….. I would have to sum it up like so…. just a loser, trying to impress someone but just succeeds in making an arse of himself in fake cammies.
At least he wasn’t wearing any full sized medals…
You know that guy in Black Hawk Down that was in the background with his thumb up his ass picking his nose? That was HIM.
For your amusement:
I clicked on the picture on my Kindle and showed it to my wife who has no military experience. I basically said “Hey honey, what’s wrong with this?”
She found everything inside of 80 seconds. It only took that long because she really wasn’t paying too close attention and a Kindle’s screen is kind of small.
Don’t mock the MARPATs! He can’t help it that his Dress ASU Pickle suit was at the dry cleaners. And he’s a medic sniper which explains the piercing, its his spare surgical needle…
Ok, I can’t keep going. It makes my head hurt.
@TSO was this kid even born when Somalia happened??
Just let him keep strutting around in that. It’ll only be a matter of time until he comes across a REAL Vet, USMC or otherwise, that’ll treat him like a cheap doormat with Jane Fonda’s picture on it!!
@14, he has the same breed of dog my son has, telling from his picture. Copper’s (I make all kinds of references to The Cox and Hound to my son) reaction to it was pee on the floor.
The only Scott Feldman on all of AKO is a GS-13 at Natick. So, I’m going with not 11B US Army, also.
I think I just threw up in my mouth when I saw this. I can’t believe he is in public dressed as a vet. Can’t wait ’till he meets a real one. Love the ear ring too. It is just so….military, you know what I mean? Nothing says real vet like a nice ear stud!
Dude looks legit to me…that’s his duty uniform when he plays Call of Duty III in his basement bunker…
Guys, guys, guys…I think we’re going a little far here. We all played soldier when we were kids. I mean, nobody called me out when I was 8 years old – playing in the back yard wearing hand-me-down BDU’s and holding an orange tipped plastic AR or on Halloween when I was trick-or-treating, face painted and a red rag tied around my head calling myself Rambo. (laughs) There should be a rule moving forward…it’s not stolen valor until a)they hit puberty or b)someone could possibly take them seriously.
He’s only a fetus in the world of posers. I could forgive the Cammies if it wasn’t for the U.S.Marines tape and the totally unauthorized patch. At least he wasn’t wearing the Emblem, medals or rank. That being said the shit head claims US Army on his Face book. Looks to be a late to early 20s Poser-in Training who will up his game if given any slack.
@29… this douche fails both of your rules…
White-trash, wannabe gangsta, piece of sheet.
Frankly, this guy is little league. Piss poor posing. Pretty soon he’ll have the whole poseur thing down and will be sporting a trident with the best of them.
Price of MarPats and your own ball cap—$100.
Hanging with a hot chick at her graduation—No cost
Getting laughed at by a skinny, fellow graduate of the hot chick—Priceless.
The kid in the red cap and gown in the background seems to enjoy this.
if that IS his sister, imagine how pissed she’s going to be that he hosed up her graduation photos with his poseur-uppedness.
Maybe he is a contractor….
What? Too soon?
Turd.
A loose one at that.
lol
That top isn’t even MARPAT. There is no eagle glob and anchor on the pocket nor are there smaller ones in the design.
This guy must be the shitbag of phonies.
He took time off of his airsoft tour to make the graduation.
Is that a 1/4 patch he’s wearing? Not that patches belong on the uniform but on top of being a phony, he is disrespecting 1/4 big time.
Really??? They’re not even trying anymore!!!!
Bag of poodle crap he is.
I wonder if this guy is telling his family that he’s actually in the service and they believe him?
You could be onto something, IAF, we HAVE seen crazier things than that!
How dare all you valor vultures question him!! You haters need to go back in the house, sit down, and listen to your arteries rust! I know this guy and he’s the real deal! MasterPlatoonSargent Peppersnitz has seen more combat than all you haters put together! Just because the only action you old farts ever saw was at the boom-boom garbage dump doesn’t give you the right to judge others! Did it ever occur to you that the reason he’s dressed like that is because there’s a squad of enemy troops that are hunting him? He has to dress like that to protect the civilians that could get caught in the crossfire if he is recognized by the bad guys!
Oh, okay, SPANK ME, COACH!!
Is this him, too?
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He needs an MOH with silver oak leaf cluster, Battle of Hoth ribbon and 3rd award CIB to make it complete.
@40 – Yes, it is a 1st Battalion, 4th Marines patch on his left sleeve.
Shitbag.
If I wasn’t laughing so hard this toolio would piss me off
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490594654334484&set=pb.204643662929586.-2207520000.1368561460.&type=3&theater#!/photo.php?fbid=523940310999918&set=a.205545466172739.51616.204643662929586&type=1&theater