Robert Misskerg; ate his way through PI, I guess

| April 1, 2013

Robert Misskerg

Another Facebook Marine, Robert Misskerg, was sent to us in a link to FADNET and Grunts 11B’s Facebook page. I guess he was telling people that he’s a Marine, but stopped doing that when he got busted out. But, now he works for some sort of Airsoft/Security Company cabal. When asked if there are any physical requirements for a job there he was cryptic, but judging by the pictures of young Robert, I’d guess “No” would be a good answer;

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Unless he really worked those abs to get them huge like that. You should check out the FADNET page for more pictures. I think the ACU scrubs are a nice touch, though. The Army should go to those.

Category: Phony soldiers

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MGySgtRet.

Finger straight and off the trigger, regulation goatee. He’s legit….

FADNET

FADNET approves this message.

ChipNASA

@2
“FATNET”
/ftfy.

FADNET

@3, yeah “FATNET…
Really guy? Don’t be that guy.
~FADNET

Just an Old Dog

Captain’s bars on the cammies. Or they could be chocolate bars

ComancheDoc

Hey now, unlike the beret ACU scrubs are comfy and we can’t have nonmedical people being comfy at work can we? Mass hysteria in the ranks…

ANCCPT

First of all, the goatee and the captains bars on the sleeve make me LOL. That’s just too awesome. The bellyflab is pro too
And believe it or not, the Army does have an authorized scrub top. It’s an ACU digital pattern with velcro for rank and nametape on the right chest, If I remember right. It’s supposed to be worn with ACU pants and desert boots as a replacement for the hospital duty uniform designated by AR 670-1, Chapter 8. Is sure as hell doesn’t have long sleeves, nor does it have a place on the arm for patches/nametapes. Where are these idiots coming from? And are they increasing in number?

Hayabusa

What’s going on with dudeman’s head in that top picture? It looks like it’s about two times too big for his body. Really creeping me out…

Ken

Is that a maternity uniform? Wow.

Ex-PH2

That shirt looks like something you can pick up at a sporting goods or hunting equipment store. There is a long-sleeved camo shirt pattern. Realtree has a long-sleeved shirt for men, but it’s in a woodlands pattern. It could be an old hunting camo shirt, too. Or maybe his girlfiend made it for him from an end-of-roll yardage at the local fabric store.

(Yes, I spelled it girlfiend.)

Hack.Stone

He went all out for that portrait. Probably the only bedsheet that he has.

KnightsWhoSayNi

The ACU scrub/karate top would go well with U.S. flag Rex-Kwon-Do pants.

PintoNag

What. Is. It.

Bill R.

Ate his way through PI. LOL!! I see what you did there.

FatCircles0311

Further proof that airsoft is entirely for turds.

2/17 Air Cav

Well, there’s washboard abs and then there’s Maytag abs.

2/17 Air Cav

There are also six-pack abs and keg abs.

pete

joe bite-me will give this fat slob his new medal!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Maybe Trans Atlantic Security means trans(gendered)?

Maybe his Personal Security Detail was really mall cop lard 4ss in front of the food court (Potato Salad Dude)?

I guess claiming to be some bad 4ss security douche is better than claiming he was a high speed low drag SF trooper….but he’s still a full of sh1t 4ssclown…..perhaps when he loses that sympathy pregnancy weight, he’ll go back to being an airsoft super star…

SpudWrench

That single point sling looks strained – like he’s growing around it, similar to a tree growing around a wire fence.

USMCE8Ret

Fat fuck piece of shit ginger poser.

ChopIT

Hey, give him a break… that stomach there is like a storage battery! When he goes on his PSD he’s able to go for months w/o eating or drinking… like a camel!

No one buying that? Well so much for trying to shine up this turd.

SGT Kane

@19 hey man, don’t mess with mall cops, or insult them like that! Gecko45 and his squad of mall ninja’s will eat your soul if you to continue to try associate this guy with them.

PintoNag

@21 There you go again, waxing poetic on us. 😉

USMCE8Ret

@24 – I only do it for when people like Misskerg “Googles” himself, he can see the comments I make about him once is name pops up and he’s directed here to TAH.

El Marco

Marine in Army ACU’s with aforementioned facial hair.

Uh, no.

NR Pax

Damn. They’re just not trying any more.

John Robert Mallernee

Comrades in Arms:

In my own personal opinion, the combination of the photograph of the tattoo on his lower back, plus the photographs of a small child equal SUSPICION OF CHILD MOLESTATION ! ! !

If anyone knows his actual identity and location, it would be wise to investigate further, and initiate an intervention, rescue, arrest, and prosecution, lest this extremely dangerous situation continues to deteriorate.

If the local legal system and/or authorities are unresponsive, then I would even publicly endorse approriate violent action by a possee of outraged citizenry and/or even a “lone wolf” night-riding vigilante.

No, I won’t apologize for my “politically incorrect” suspicions.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

OWB

Sure glad that everyone straightened things out for me because that first pic had me seriously confused – pregnant with a beard?? Mutter, mumble.

Hondo

OWB: what, you mean that’s not the Bearded Lady of circus fame? (smile)

Green Thumb

I like the watch.

Fuck this guy.

Ticklemonster.

CI Roller Dude

OK, since I got my new job, I’m trying to stop using the word “Retard.” I’m using the word “Delayed” in place.
this guy is very delayed. When did the USMC start wearing the flag on the sleeve? Very delayed.

NHSparky

He has the body of a god…BUDDHA.

Ex-PH2

If you look closely at the v-neck longsleeved shirt he wears in one photo, you can see that there are ruffles around the neckline.

It’s a women’s long-sleeved shirt, not a man’s.

HE’S WEARING GIRLS’ CLOTHING. HE’S A CROSS-DRESSER.

(Tatt on his back confirms he’s a perv, too.)

Twist

On the bright side, he has no soul.

Ex-PH2

@35 – True dat.

maddog

Dude just stop i have researched this guy the only mention to this is fadnt. There is nothing on Twitter,Facebook,or anywhere else for that matter.let’s just call it a day and cut the bullshit

MyGySgtRet.

Robbie, the lawsuit line forms behind Vlad The Pancake Inhaler. You shit stain….

A Proud Infidel

I have seen shopping mall “Rent-a-Fuzz”es and TSA pukes that are far more badassed looking than this milquetoast poodle turd! That puke, along with all the other posers are clear living, breathing proof that the gene pool is in SERIOUS need of some chlorine!!

Green Thumb

Furburger.

Ex-PH2

Furburger? That’s a new one.

Green Thumb

@42.

A synonym for…well…you know…

One from the old IN days.

Always polite to a lady.

Green Thumb

This turd is a product of unprotected ass sex.

Larper

Green thumb said This turd is a product of unprotected ass sex.
I am SO STEALING that Line

Ex-PH2

Me, too. I can hardly keep up with his creative insults. I have to keep a notebook on them. Literary research, you know.

Kudos to GT.

Green Thumb

Ass Clown-o.

Green Thumb

Maggot.

Ex-PH2

Maggot poo.

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