Serial fraud Kyle Barwan arrested yet again
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Sporkmaster sent us a link to the West Kentucky Star which reports yet another arrest of the scrawny douchbag Kyle Barwan for, what, the eighth time now. We talked about him before here and here.
The McCracken County Sheriff’s Department received several complaints about an individual impersonating a military officer. An investigation lead to the arrest of 22-year-old Kyle Barwan of Paducah, for impersonating a U.S. Army Warrant Officer with Special Forces for monetary gain. Barwan would ask individuals for money, stating he was being deployed and was having financial problems. Barwan was medically discharged from the military in 2009 as an E2.
I guess they’re holding his monkey ass on 12 charges of being a lying douchebag idiot (read the list of charges at the link) and they say he’s currently stashed away in the corner of Bubba’s cell, under the stainless steel toilet, whimpering like a sissy.
Category: Phony soldiers
He’ll never learn that crack is whack.
ROS, crack is so last decade… Meth is where it is at now. It gives even scrawny little poser bastards like him muscles and that feeling of invincibility.
Here is hoping that Bubba has split him like a piece of firewood by now.
I left him a note of support, (well not actually support,,,,). Then found the guy who commented on a photo that he n Kyle are “best friends”, and left him an informative note on the dogshit impersonator.
He’s headed downhill in one hell of a hurry; the crash is likely to be spectacular.
If being a: “lying douchebag idiot” isn’t an actual crime, it should be.
Jeeez, impersonating a Warrant now? He’s really getting around, isn’t he? Of course, he’s probably getting passed around like a blunt at a Cypress Hill show now, so…
He couldn’t even afford the long tab?
HOLY CRAP. Apart from his lying, thieving ways, Mr. Barwan made a VERY large mistake. He moved to Paducah – a very small, pretty darn judgmental place. I know; I grew up there and only want to see it in the rear view mirror.
Additionally, he moved to a place: (1) an hour or so from Ft. Campbell, where many of the citizens have more than a passing familiarity with how an in-reg uniform should look; (2) that still respects the uniform; and (3) where the citizens have nothing better to do than send his scrawny ass to a place halfway between Paducah and Ft. Campbell – the Eddyville State Penitentiary.
From the McCracken County Sherrif’s Department websit:
http://www.mccrackencountysheriff.com/media/120508a.htm
The McCracken County Sheriff’s Department received several complaints about an individual impersonating a Military Officer. An investigation lead to the arrest of Kyle Barwan, 22 of Paducah. Barwan impersonated a U.S. Army Warrant Officer with Special Forces for monetary gain. Barwan was arrested today on 32nd St. around 2:15 pm. He is lodged at the McCracken County Jail. Barwan would ask people for money stating he was bring deployed and was having financial problems. Barwan was medically discharged from the military in 2009 as an E2. He has a local charges of Theft by Deception and possible federal charges.
Detective Richard Beaty with Ft. Campbell Military Police charged Barwan with the following 12 charges at 7:00pm this date:
Impersonating an officer of the US Army 18 USC 912
Military Medals or Decoration 18 USC 704 (B) ( 3 counts)
Uniform of Armed Forces and Health SVC 18 USC 702 (3 Counts)
Military Medals and Decorations Wearing 18 USC 704(a) (3 Counts)
Entering Military Reservations Trespassing 18 USC 1382
Entry by False Pretense to any Real Property 18 USC 1036
If they can arrest this POS, then why not get the other scammers out there? Good to know one dirt ball is now locked up. However once he is free (pays for his crime) I bet he will be back at it again.
All right!!! Finally someone attempting to impersonate a CWO!!! My community was starting to feel left out. What a butt nugget!!
Hopefully by now this scum-sucking wannabee is suffering mightily in the throes of withdrawal from whatever he was trying to buy and ingest.
its good that he is in jail cause his wife is in bed with me
Damn Special Forces… Why not SEAL or Recon?
Barwan’s Facebook page says he has been having trouble with his wife because she is “shooting up”. Sez he has to drive over and pick her up and bring her home because he just can’t leave anyone while they are coming down and hurting”. blah, blah, blah…….
And, he married her less than a month ago, or so he claims on his page. I am sending links to here to his friends.
are u fucking kidding me southern class his wife has never shot up shit n that boy didnt pic her up anywhere bc he didnt have a car she did and if anyone was shotting up it was him n yes she did marry him less then a month ago but that was before she knew what he really was he tricked her into marrying him she had nothen to do with anything that he did bc she didnt know n there no links to send bc that shit not true how about u keep ur god damn mouth shut n get ur shit right n stop telling lies u dumbass n southern class really u havent got a classy bone in ur god damn body for speading lies n shit n there not anything on his faceboook anywhere the only prob he was haveing is that she was pulling away n being a bitch bc she was getting on to what he was doing
and it kinda sad that u have followed this kid since the beging just to talk shit ur really that sad with ur life so u find someone to talk shit bout that a has a lower life then u prob. not by much just to make urself feel better im not defending the kid he should be in jail for life he desvers everything he gets n more but u are a really sad of a person and ur for real not even talking shit bout him ur talking shit bout his wife that has nothen to do with this not him wen u dont even know his wife at all so how about u shut the fuck up bc i do know his wife n she is the sweet,nice,careing person prob the most careing and sweet person u ever met n she would never shot up in her life
and also if u know they where marryed less then a month ago u have to be one of his friend so go ahead be friends with that dumbass n try to talk shit bout his wife she has wayyyyy to many people that will bac her and ur just the one person that will back him up
or are u the person that just added her on facebook since u have a post on there that say aaa southern class by the person u say u are on facebook ya we have now started to check people since kyle barwan what are u try to try to make up more lies bout her for real she dont need that shit her n her family n friends have gone threw enough
Holy run on sentence, batman.
lmao made my day i was mad sry grammer went out the window
Uh, yah miss……..
I can’t believe this douche is still running around……
But like the last time, this thread ought to get done great mileage. I’m popping some corn!!!!
he not runing around anymore he in jail and hopeful for a long time this time. yes he is only being held on fraud for now but there should be more charges coming soon. yes i know i was mad n went off n im sry southern class if i didnt understand what u where trying to get at but his wife family n friends have been threw alot n shouldnt be talked bout lk that in anyway. i dont care what u have to say bout kyle barwan he is a shit bag but her and her family n friends dont deserve that n u should really get ur facts before talking. and yes now i know for srue that u were the one adding her on facebook bc i see ur name on this page on the add. plz leave her n her family alone n out of this none of it was their falt and she dosent shot or do anything lk that at all she has not lied or anything they just want to do wat right n move on with as little damage as they can at lest less damage then what kyle has done to them. thank u for understanding and ur not a sad person. i see that u must work or promote for this page so that would make sence that u comment on everything. im sry for comeing at u lk that but i must say at lest im true enough to come bac n explain in a clam manner n correct my mistakes.
This “miss” that is commenting wouldn’t be one of Barwan’s aSSumed identities or bestest friend fo’ eva would it?
If he doesn’t stay in jail, I predict that we’ll be reading his obit in a year. I wonder if it will list him as an SF warrant.
Anyone else have their eyes glaze over when trying to read that monument to public education that is the posts by miss?
Was about to ask for a translation…
I can say i saw this coming. He has only been out of jail for less then a year
I sent this link to a bunch of his friends, and got the access because he has an “open” Facebook. Didn’t even have to friend him, and I am sure that he knows me from his past episodes, when I did the same thing.
miss, whoever you may be, if you would read my writing slower, more closely, you would see that I prefaced my statement with him being the one who said such shit.
And, continuing on through high school, attending more days than skipping would have gone far to teach sentence structure, punctuation and spelling. Just sayin'
My brain hurts and I think I’m more stoopider now….
Whatever you think you’re about to type, “miss”………………don’t. For the love of all that is holy, including my brain, don’t.
Miss. Stop. Just stop.
Wow, I have been exposed! I am sooooo baaaad. And to think that I had y’all fooled with my “Southern Class” act. And now, Miss has found me out and shown y’all just how bad I really am. Whatever will I do now?
Give her another bag of meth, apparently.
@15, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera: My…eyes…hurt. Miss, can you get someone who speaks English to rewrite that for you? Or maybe I should run it through Babelfish. What language is it?
And stop writing like you’re “texting” someone. Pleeeeaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeee.
I guess I have a subconscious penchant for self-flagelation; I just went back and re-read that bunch of drivel. Not only can’t “Miss” write, she has no reading comprehension either. Did anyone else see my writing as saying that Barwan’s “wife” shoots up, or did y’all see it as I wrote it- that “he said that his wife shoots up”? What a mess these people are. Many of those on his friends list claim to be “thuggish”, one who claims to be in high school says he is a male stripper, (h’mmm, Chippendale SEAL wannabe?), and very few claim to be or want to be “achievers”. Losers, the lot of them.
He would not be scaming people if they google his ass first.
@#36 an old friend:
Most who are gullible enough to fall for the scammers, are not of the type who would first check someone out at Google or the local police station.
I “run” people’s names often. Just too many damned users out there these days.
Yeah i google everyone i meet so i know what im dealing with. The way the world is now you have too. You know i talked to kyle not to long ago and i tried to warn the people he was with and i told them to google him. They did not care what it said.
After thinking this one over, I think we should all chip in and help this poor guy out….let’s buy him a pound of meth if he agrees to smoke it all at once…..
Well it seems CPT Crackhead didn’t waste anytime returning to old habits. He started right up again almost immediately upon release from his jail stint for the Nov 24 2010 arrest. Here’s his BranchOut.com profile:
http://branchout.com/Kyle.Barwan
Note his West Point Education. 22 years old and he obtained a bachelors degree and attended SF Selection, earning numerous badges culminating in his appointment as SF CWO upon his release from jail for previously impersonating an Army CPT while in possession of cocaine. Amazing!!!
Today, as I was watching real heroes, as they performed for the public in an open house event, I was thinking of the posers and just how seriously they are putting their life on the line. These guys are standing in the limelight, in an age where even crawling under a rock will not hide them, and must know that they have just put themselves in grave danger. Pieces of Shit don’t deserve the oxygen they’re wasting, nor the space they are taking up on the planet. To rewrite an old adage-
“Posers are a dyin’ breed”.
Nuf Sed
Found another link for this infectious human waste:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=38346221
It’s incredible. He is in uniform photographing himself in a mirror (note US Army Tapes are reversed). Here’s what he has to say about himself:
About Non-Smoker with Athletic body type City Paducah Kentucky
Details 22 year old Man, 5′ 7″ (170 cm), Baptist Ethnicity Caucasian Capricorn with Blond hair
Intent Felucifer is looking for a relationship. Education High School
What Happened To West Point!!! Here’s some-more:
About Me
I love going out with friends and family and having a good time. My goal in life is to retire from the Army after 20 years and live the good life. What is unique about my self is that i have the ability to make anyone smile and laugh even in their darkest times, I’m out going smart funny and good to be around. As far as music goes I love Country music, Rock, and Hip-Hop
He says he’s looking for a lady 18-24 years old who is drug free.
Yeah, I just bet… Hooking up with someone who’s cracked out might just violate his probation. Never mind once again impersonating an Army Officer in the furtherance of a a crime… Just saying.
A 22 year old “Gunner”?!? Oh wait, you Army types make helicopter pilots WOs. Sorry. Forkin Doggies!?!
Yes Yat Yas, the Army still does high school to flight school… smh.
However, the Army doesn’t commission anyone a Warrant Officer upon graduation from West Point.
Thanks for the laugh. The gunner remark was funny!
I have been contacted by “miss”, chatted online for awhile, and even had a very long phone conversation. This young girl, admittedly not good at writing, was duped by this turd Barwan. He scammed her family for a few thousand bucks for his “Cancer Treatment”, and that is what got him arrested by the locals. His mil fakery will get him when the locals get through “reaming” him, (bubba being the locals).
So, Y’all, I am asking to let her comment here without duress from us. She really wants to see him take all that he has coming to him, and is helping with info, photos, etc. She may sign herself as “Katie”, maybe not. For now, she is “my friend”. Barwan has a couple of other cohorts that I am looking into, one of whom I told, over a year ago, to cease and desist. She is helping to put me in contact with them. More to come, I am sure.
are you talking about that Iyash fucker then yeah he plays GI JOE too. I know who your talking about. Allot of fony people out there
We are probably more patient than they are. A whole lot smarter, too.
The only options I see for these clowns are to voluntarily quit playing dress up and lying about it or deal with all of us either singularly or in groups. With the help of some friends in law enforcement, of course. They will quit one way or another.
The good thing is that many others with such disgusting propencities will decide that it just isn’t worthwhile. We can all be very good teachers of life lessons.
For the love of God. Will someone please either kill it with fire or purify it with water… boarding?
His stupid sites are still up. Wonder how long they’ll keep the creep this time. How did he manaqge to get out again after a possession of cocaine WHILE impersonating a Capt? Hates him. I really really Hates him.
My grandfather was in the war and he does not talk about it. They should make the phonies go to war with out pay then they can talk but until then there talking credit were credit is not due.
The Kyle Barwan site is up only to educate those around him as to his “Fraudacity”. I know who is moderating it, and why. Kyle is bent over his bunk having his hemmoroids packed, repacked, then packed again. Read at his FB page, comment at it, keep this thing going.
Anyone finding one Mohammed Ayyash of Illinois on FB do the same with him. He knows me, and has me blocked. A couple of days ago I called him, jumped his shit for not shutting his crap down as I told him to do in Nov. 2010 and he hung up on me. I called back told him what a pussy he was for not being able to listen to a phone call, and he called me back to cop a plea.
The rag’ed had been telling people that he had been in Army for 2 years, is a specialist and working as 09 Lima. He told me that Kyle Barwan MADE HIM SAY THAT or Barwan would ruin his relationship with his girlfriend. (Whaaaaat??????) He told me that he has passed his physical abilities thin, (ASVAB or whatever, I am too old to be up on these acronyms), and was going to be taken into the army as a Specialist 09Lima, and that I could talk to his LTC about that. Prick told me that his LTC would have me arrested for harassing his dumbass,and that he would too. I asked if he needed my address….. Told him that 2 calls, 1 a hangup and 1 a message did not constitute harassment, but to bring it on, please.
Again, MOHAMMED AYYASH is the name. Let me know if you find him online. frankiecee at gmail dot com