Pretend sergeant/model
An anonymous reader sent us this last night, and I couldn’t help but post it to get your eyeballs calibrated this morning. If only all of our pretenders looked like this;
This is Tiffany Ginger, a professional model on the TV show, Sweet Home Alabama who claims to be a sergeant in the Army Reserve;
However, AKO says she’s a Specialist, not a sergeant. I’ve redacted her contact information because I know you pre-verts would harass the living shit out of her;
Yeah, I was shocked that was her real name, too. On the upside, the rest of her looks real.
Category: Phony soldiers
We can’t say for sure that she herself is claiming to be a Sgt. Whoever wrote the article might have just gotten their facts wrong. Even if she did fib about her rank…I’m somehow willing to forgive her! LOL!
Does the Army frock people like the Navy does?
“…the rest of her looks real.” Uh…
well..her bio says, “will remain true to her roots.” I can see that she does have dark roots in her blonde hair. Fake boobs go along way these days (unless you are in a burning building, then they melt) and I always loved a good can’o’tan..yeah…call me skeptical…
Watch the video at the “Sweet Home Alabama” link. She clearly states, “My name is Tiffany Ginger. I live in Newnan, Georgia. I’m currently a Sergeant in the Army and going to school for automotive technology.”
She look a lot better as a brunette, but I would still salute her all the same.
Jon: For drilling USAR members, promotions are tied to vacant positions. Someone can be on the permanent promotion recommended list for the next grade, but cannot claim that rank until given a set of promotion orders with an effective date and new paragraph, position, and line number. source: AR 600-8-19, Chapter 5.
@Ben – OMG..whats with that voice? holy hell…give us southern girls a bad name, Jeebus!
Since she apparently lives near me, I’ll volunteer to go by her place and severely chastise her…and take pictures.
Dayum!
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1521976#
AKO is not necessarily up to date. She may have been promoted recently and poor, overworked CPT AKO may have been too busy creating worthless polls on the homepage to update her info.
On a separate note, it looks like God really does like Gingers after all.
for one rank I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. AKO is often outdated, hell it still had me as a Cadet when i was a 1LT.
Well, you got to give her credit… There aren’t any pictures of her in uniform on her model profile. Good for her.
She’s a SPC. Also, while there is an occasional disconnect for change in status from a Reserve component to Active (with an additional rank change because of commissioning), AKO is correct as it is fed information from TAPDB–the Army’s database of record. She’s been posing for almost a year. RLAS, the USAR system for personnel actions, generates promotion orders and a transaction to update rank and push to TAPDB. She’s never been promoted, hence her rank in AKO is correct.
AKO for RC Soldiers is often outdated. Hell, it still shows the MOS I held 5 years ago, not the current one. True, it theoretically updates out of RLAS, but RC 42A’s aren’t always the most efficient people in the world.
The CPT in the next cubicle over from me just remarked,”Bet her squad leader is happy.”
I must side with those who say this is probably an AKO screw-up. AKO had me listed as an E-3 even after I got my 5’s. It took about a year, and several “contact us” notes, for them to update me to even an E-4. They finally listed me as a 5 just before I got out.
Then again, when they did finally let the world know that I was an E-5, they somehow put me back down into an armorer position when I was the unit’s Supply Daddy. Go figure.
I guess I wasn’t clear enough. I only posted the story as an excuse to put a babe in a bikini on the front page. Now click the ads and stfu.
@#19. And thank you for starting my day off right, Jonn.
White trash now comes in orange.
Auto Tech, 2d Degree?
She collecting mechanical black-belts or something? What next, ASCME?
She can jack my frame any day….
I’ll bet she knows how to wire your plugs really well..
I’d go full-throttle for sure…
Hey, the jokes write themselves…
From my dealings with civilians, most have no idea whast a Spec 4 is. They screw up the ranks all the time. Where I work part time, they wanted my bio, I had to make sure that I wrote it to make sure it was correct. The guys I work with who were never in the military get things mixed up all the time. She’s so hot, she can be any rank she wants in my book.
SPEC, SGT … who cares! She is the Officer in Charge (OIC) of two great looking Bazooka’s!
Tiffany Ginger from Sandy Springs… definitely suits the image. Didn’t see too many of those when I was in.
Unless someone in her unit (or additional information comes to light) steps up and says she’s still a SPC, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. As others have noted AKO often times gives us the shaft. In my own case, I AKO had my rank going up and down more than a (redacted) drawers.
I went from PV2 to PFC after being a SPC for six months, PFC to SPC after an additional three months, then from SPC to CPL after being a CPL for three months, then back to PFC (with MOS change to my old 12B), then to back to SPC (with the correct MOS), then back to PV2, then back to CPL, then back to SPC where it stayed until a year after I got my 5, when it changed to SSG, then SFC, and the finally to SGT. I’d log on and check this morning to see what it says but I’m getting service unavailable at the moment (corporate firewall I suspect).
And Jonn, I prefer her non-bikini shot. Of course now I feel like a dirty old man.
I laughed when i saw the article. I clearly got the point. I mean…she’s hot. Why else is she doing what she is doing? she knows it.
Any case when i read it I have to wonder why folks would be willing to go easy on her but the numbnuts who passed his hat off as a war trophy?
I mean where is the line when it comes to a poser? I am not the first to ask it nor think it. Hell maybe it’s my REMF Officer-ness that is causing me to overthink it.
She’s hot…I’m ready to get home to Mrs. Steadfast and get her to play sergeant.
@#19: How many times can you click on an ad before it’s considered playing with it?
Damn you had to redact her contact info, she lives like 30 minutes away from me.
And maybe I wasn’t clear enough. She hasn’t been promoted to SGT. AKO is not wrong in this case.
See? We gingers ain’t all bad!!!
She ought to be a sergeant – she certainly has the rockers!
@24 and @32 she could definintly be a cannon cocker with those twin howitzers
I would really like to know “which” database governs on AKO.
Got a new CPT from Active Duty. He did not transition directly (preferred COA). His AKO UIC is not even in the USAR inventory. All we get is the “it’s not us” brush off. He is correctly listed in all USAR data bases we can access. It’s somewhere at Big Army. The flyers are AKO UIC and DTMS (invisible).
Still chasing it down.
Was just down in Atlanta last weekend for an MDMP training group hug.
A little warmer than NH.
Was not impressed with the Tornado Warning.
I will stick with snow.
Looks overweight …. I think I need to observe her taping to ensure she the NCO does it correctly.
Pretty sure she’d destroy all but the most physically fit sack-Rangers.
Thighs and abs that would make Ray Rice envious.
Woof! SPC, SGT, who cares. She can be my squad leader or platoon sergeant any day. I’d be more then happy to salute, with what body part I ain’t sayin’.
Need to redact the “link to my profile” as well since you can easily deduce her AKO from it.
That’s strange. AKO has always been my first indication that I’ve been promoted, long before I see promotion orders or a ceremony.
That’s because you’re active duty. Reserves and Guard are a different story.
Pffft, veteran my ass. Good luck running a PFT with those tits. She’d have to duct tape them down to keep from knocking herself out.
Fellas..I hate to say it but I’ll forgive her if she gives me a run @ that booty 🙂
Now now Ann, let’s play nice! : )
CAT FIGHT!!!! **rawr…hisssssss**
@19 I hate to complain Jonn, but you also have female readers, and you NEVER post anything for US to enjoy. (And the last time we complained, you posted about three hideous blobs that were enough to make us want to gouge our eyes out.)
Just sayin’.
Are you guys fking serious? You guys bag on DEAD DUDES for being posers.. but this chick…… You guys have lost all credibility– with her chin like the guy from the Incredibles.
Ann, you’re so right. There’s not enough tape in the world….
What about her, Boo? C’mon, don’t be a hater…
grumble grumble grumble… I love you guys. In spite of yourselves.
@48: What did you expect, Boo; we’re guys. We watch the Man Show (Juggies on trampolines), not Lifetime.
We’re dogs and we’re fine with that. 🙂
Personally, Boo, I think their delight in such is only testament to their affinity for inflatables and other plastics.