Police
Silly? Stupid? Malicious?
Seems this Tuesday holds many things…herewith a few that caught my eye: First up, a mind-boggling adder to the ceiling fan bite – in this case, researchers at Dell Hospital in Austin, TX have a new safety suggestion: Researchers from Dell Medical School in Austin, Texas, are warning parents and caregivers not to toss babies […]
Entire Goodhue police force resigns, zero applicants available for replacement
The mayor of Goodhue, Minnesota, got blindsided when the entire police force submitted their resignations. The Chief of Police will continue his job until August 24. However, the city currently appears to not have any applicants available to replace these officers. They contacted other police departments to see if they had applicant overflows. Goodhue’s low […]
Trying That In A Small Town
Enforcing existing laws doesn’t hurt either. Our suspect today apparently has been watching the media reports on the flagrant, unopposed theft occurring in urban environments and thought it was a Good Idea. Georgia Target shoplifter caught red-handed, arrested after dramatic fight with police The alleged shoplifter was caught leaving Target with a television By Sarah […]
Carson County TX cops perform canine intercourse
Yeah, I think it may be safely said they screwed the pooch. Should have been a routine incident – a hypolycemic girl at the White Deer rodeo Saturday night had an “incident ” and needed medical assistance. Fortunately, the cops who showed up all were medical experts able to handle the situation coolly and calmly, […]
Stupid people of the week
“Clocked this son b–ch at 96 in a 35,” officer pulls over Deputy Chief in an unmarked car It was a battle of rank versus the law in Henry County, Georgia at the end of June. According to the NY Post, a Henry Couty Sheriff’s Deputy was patrolling when he found a speeding car going […]
Texas Rangers, the best of the best of… never mind
As if law enforcement in Texas didn’t take a gigantic hickey for the Uvalde shooting and their, shall we say, lackadaisical? response – here we have the tale of one of Texas’ finest, a Texas Ranger. And no, I am not referring to the ill-starred Dallas junior league baseball team. The Texas Department of […]
Stupid people of the week
Drunken mistake leads to ‘embarrassing’ hospital visit A 47-year-old man was left in extreme pain and needed surgery after he inserted a water-glass into his rectum. The Nepalese man arrived at the emergency department admitting the object had been inside him for three days. Initially, the man said it had happened by accident before revealing […]
Stupid people of the week
18-Year-Old Busted For Allegedly Impersonating A Cop After Pulling Over Real Police Officer In Fake Traffic Stop An 18-year-old Michigan man was arrested after he allegedly pulled over a real officer while impersonating a cop in a fake traffic stop, according to police. Oakland County police charged Christian Katan Mansoor with a misdemeanor after he […]
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