Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Psul…..
MY BALLS ARE STILL HERE YOU LITTLE GIRL BITCH OF TAH!!!!”
Why don’t you or one of your “friends” come down to the American Legion Post 348 (“Challenger 7”) in Cape Canaveral, FL ?. My name is on the wall there and I’m sure *SOMEONE* there may have heard of me.
/Come at me Bro?
//Laughs at your foolishness.
///Hey TAH, I get JOKES 😉
Ex, Hiedi and Hondo please email me the gist of your insults when you use german and other lanuages. This knuckle dragging caveman has enough trouble with English. Jonn has my permission to give you my infro. Paul wrickre , DO i think of left jab and right cross till I racoon you(2 black eyes and a broken nose) everytime you threaten the Ladies here. I promise a road trip to talk to you if you ever do hurt one of them. Do we have a understanding? Joe
I m absolutely gobsmacked that this thread is still active…
However, PH2, I do take offense at characterizing Psul as a typist in a Texas junkyard. On behalf of Texas junkyards, we’re insulted. (Notwithstanding the fact that I am one of the few on this planet who can keep up with him in sheer number of typos)
Honestly, stop with the threats already. You don’t even have the balls to call the WV State Police back from your living room. Do you really think that anyone here thinks that you will have the guts to jump in one of your crappy Jags and confront us? As far as waiting 5 or 10 years for your revenge, I’m guessing that you aren’t going to make it that long. Stop procrastinating, the end is nigh! You never know if you’ll wake up tomorrow.
There are several of us just a short drive away from you. It’s an easy drive. Just remember, at least in my instance:
1) We have dogs. They aren’t always friendly.
2) If someone in my house is answering the door, there is a gun involved. You might not know it, but there is.
3)CCW permits – we love them.
4) The neighbors – MPDC, Secret Service, Capitol Police, and FBI. Interestingly, one of our neighbors grew up with my wife in a very small town. He’s a former SEAL and FBI SRT member, and still in the Bureau. Those who aren’t LEOs are current or retired military. What do you think the gun ownership percentage and the willingness to put up with quesitonable BS on our little block might be?
5) Alarm system, range cards, intersecting fields of fire, and rehearsals. We have them. You do the math.
6) Combat Infantry Badge and Bronze Star mean that I’ve been there and done that. You?
Yeah, but Bobo,
Can you polish of a half gallon of MD-2020 and post “one-handed” and incoherently on TAH while attempting to spank it to tranny porn?? I didn’t think so.
/at least he’s got that going for himself, which is nice. 😀
Awe I’m sad that he didn’t translate my information 🙁
YO Psulie boy! you DO realize you will end up as an internet meme right? Ty for the pic Jonn needs a bit of cropping and the awkward penguin background but that can be arranged. Imagine that
Says “You all are going to jail” … Gets butt fucked by bubba in prison
I’m on germanic heritage … Can’t speak german
I just bought so many exotic cars … Hot Wheels asks for them back
Oh I’m going to have a BLAST with memegenerator … woop woop!
David: I think Ex-PH2 was referring to Psul’s mom during her pre-DC days.
Lost: I did, at least partially. Got a good chuckle out of them.
Paraphrasing the famous Dean Wormer:
“Psul… fat, drunk, and stupid with a receding hairline is no way to go through life, son.”
Dude, your about as intimidating as a boxful of kittens. Color me not impressed with your “threats.” Shit talking on an internet blog is about all you have shown yourself capable of… and you don’t even do that very well.
ROFL!!
I can’t seem to find anything about the Norwegian Society, and the list of presidents of the Sons of Norway for the Washington, DC lodge doesn’t list anyone named Wickre. I am very familiar with these types of organizations, and, it would be almost unheard of for a national president not to have moved up through the local ranks first. So, I’m going to guess that Paul’s claim of presidency is, shockingly, false. I’d be surprised if he was a member of either organization.
ChipNASA – I’m a former submariner with a CIB. The half gallon of MD 2020 might make me look for something with a little more kick, and a quick shout out to Joe can get me more free pron sites than I could ever use. As far as incoherent typing, again, bubblehead infantryman educated in the south. Spell check has always been my best friend.
@660 LOTI
INTERNET MEME YOU SAY?!?!??!?
Original for everyone: http://valorguardians.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wickre2.jpg
And for your amusement….
http://i.imgur.com/MnevPLn.jpg
/Jonn if you think this is a problem, let us know and we’ll not post “amusing” meme photos of Phil.
@David, yes, I was referring to Mom Wickre who worked as a secretary/typist at a Texas junkyard before she met wickre senior.
Joe Williams, I will comply with your request, especially when it involves something like Latin or other ancient languages. I need to find a conversational Latin tutor. I have a 6th Victrix story to put together and I need Roman Army slang.
I think the entire problem here with psul die spiessig (for Joe Williams, die spiessig is German slang for the uncool and as my German prof told us, when in doubt about pronunciation, for ie, pronounce the e; for ei, pronounce the i) — the entire problem with psul die spiessig is that he is jealous because not only does he have any real friends, he has never had sex in his entire life, and wouldn’t know how to choke the chicken if he had written instructions.
I think it’s safe to say that most of us here have at least a few friends, and we’ve also had sex at least once or twice in our lives.
That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it.
I’m not worried about Psul, or anyone else for that matter, trying anything funny at my house. I have a very protective Rottweiler.
@645, Cool, but I imagine MCPO’s #642 being said by the TV Series Sheriff “Roscoeee P. Coltraine” instead! Ex-PH2, loved the Lehman’s link, I saw a couple of oil lamps I’m gonna have to get for the Mrs. in case of an outage!! Paul K. “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre, as to your threats, *YAWN*, I’ll see what you claim as to your ancestry and put it against my Irish, Scottish, and German Ancestry any day, but hey, all you can do is get wasted on bottom-shelf booze and rant like the idiot you are. Money? I’m not rich. My wife and I, however, we’re quite comfortable. In the past few years, I’ve discovered the truth in what some of my past mentors have taught me, and it’s this: 1. You DON’T have to be rich in order to be happy in life. 2. Me, I’d much rather be happy with life than rich! Me, I enjoy giving back good things, returning favors, giving back to others the good things life’s given me,… But if you push me or threaten me, especially my Family, friends, and neighbors, I live by my favorite Latin motto “Nemo me impune lacessit”! (Yes, taken from an E. A. Poe story) Unlike the character Fortunato in “The Cask of Amontillado”, you have perpetually walled yourself into a mental dungeon corner of hate and stupidity. We’ve even tried to advise you as to the mistakes you repeat here with your threats, etc, but you stay in your dark corner of life, refusing to even think about even lighting a match to find daylight again. You have always been a joke since you began posting here, and you always will be one. PII? Get real!! You said you had endless money and resources to pinpoint our locations yourself, BRING IT ON!! I once worked in and around Branson, MO during summers when I was in college. I noticed a pattern among the vacationing families there,and the same rings true for the Tourists we get in my current corner of the world, there are three basic categories: 1. Everyday… Read more »
Bobo–as a fellow submariner, I’m sure you’re familiar with “the dance of the flaming assholes”, especially if you’ve ever patronized the Horse and Cow. However, were Psulie-boi to try it, I’m guessing while it would be far more hilarious, it won’t end nearly as well for him.
And Psulie? The dogs I have might bark a little, but they’re for the most part pretty friendly. Rest assured, however, I’m neither a barker, nor friendly when someone shows up uninvited or unexpected.
Chip–out of the eight people in that pic, how many are still employed by APL?
Inquiring minds want to know….
Ex- shoot me Joe’s email when you get, thx sorry for posting in danish.
Heidi, will do.
@671 NHSparky
At least 8 too many….at least in my little mind…but I wish no vitriol on at least 6 of them…
Joe: a summary of my comment in Norwegian above:
1. Norway’s heyday was 1000 years ago. Since then, even Italy and Turkey have been more noteworthy in world affairs.
2. Norway was once ruled by Sweden for nearly 100 years.
3. In spite of that, Norway stands head-and-shoulders above Psul. He’s a drunken fool who needs both help and instructions to figure out how to urinate.
4. Psul was invited to go bother his spouse, if he wasn’t afraid she’d emasculate him if he dared.
I left out a few adjectives and some additional minor points, but that’s the gist of it.
@662 Hondo, yeah is easier if I had put spaces on the last names but the address was priceless tho 😛 XDDD
@666 ChipNASA .. 666 the number of the beast!!!! *head bangs* … sorry had to do it 😛 yeah well I might be inclined to maybe if I’m bored enough reddit this dude with the story, the lines and let reddit make him an internet meme viral pic 😛
“Stupid Troll Psul” is the internet meme name i recommend…
@675 Hondo! so 2 norwegian guys form the north cross themselves in the road after not seeing anyone in 3 weeks .. hole conversation? “Hmmm Hei” and keep on talking 😛
At least swedish say Skål 😛 … when I lived there the first phrase (kid you not) I learned?!
En öl, tack
😛 LoL!
#677 what no mention of snaps, come on øl, snaps, sild go hand in hand:-))
Thx Ex-
@676 AW HELLS NAW!!!
666?!?!? You’ve GOT go be kidding me. What LUCK!!!:-D
/probably set him over the edge.
Paul (of the Ballsack) and Phildo the Assclown.
Quite the less-than-dynamic duo.
@544, P.R, I just watched that video for the fourth time and laughed as much as the first time!!
Question for the ladies. The threat to ravage/rape has been made, and begs the question:
Even with a bottle of viagra, would Paul K. Wickre (google hit) be a danger to anything other than something the size of a fruit fly?
Discuss
It might just be me, but that picture of Paul (of the Ballsack) looks like a bad version of a Ventriloquist’s doll.
Toss in your very own Phildo doll with it and you will be set.
@681.
Where are the poser bikers?
To be a true Phildo video, we need some poser bikers.
I am so disappointed. After my medical appointment this afternoon, I thought, what the hell, I’m in the neighborhood, I’ll drop by Paul’s place. Unfortunately, I did not phone ahead, so I thought that I would have to run the gauntlet of armed private security guards keeping out the great unwashed from intruding on Wilson Lane. Well, I must have caught them during their lunch break, as there were no security guards in sight. Paul, I was the guy that drove by at 15:30. I was not too impressed with that Home Depot mailbox. I would expect someone with your lineage to have one of those big ass brick mailboxes. By the way, bring in that phone book sitting on your mailbox, it is making the neighborhood look trashy.
Hack, I had a Bethesda appointment with my wife a few weeks ago. I was tempted to do a drive by, but it wasn’t worth missing the window for DC traffic. TSO is in the area today, and I was thinking that he and I could grab a dozen eggs and check out the Wickre estate, but I’m going to be delayed at the office this evening.
The thought of that should be enough for ol’ Paul to start turning marbles around in his hand and talking about strawberries.
“typewriter” ….aaah o_0
684,
To be fair, it was the mid-1990s. I doubt Phildo’s biker craze/fetish/whatever started before 1998.
Stately Wickre Manor is only about three miles from Bethesda. As I was driving through downtown Bethesda, I passed the place where Paul gets his haircut, Trans Barbershop. I am sure that Paul was disappointed to find out that Tran is the name of the Vietnamese barber. He lives just a few houses of off River Road. You can’t miss, since the city was kind enough to put up a sign near his house reading “DIP”. Unfortunately, there is a bit of graffiti on it. And ironically, the first street if you turn Notheast of River Road onto Wilson heading towards downtown Bethesda is Honesty Way. The must have had a covenant preventing Paul from living on that street.
Note to self: Do not scare, intimidate , coerce or otherwise threaten anyone on the TAH website, especially ExPH2, She will definitely let you know where to get off.
Awww, Pete, that’s so sweet of you! <3
Canning some salsa; thinking of the Phildo.
Yo, Phildo,
How much have you forked over to charities lately?
Do you think it will work?
Or do you have that money under your mattress?
I said last night at exactly 10:30pm that Paul would show up but that I was too tired to wait up for it. 7 mins later Bam! There he is! I know I’m a bit late but I just have to answer his drunken rant.
I’ll do it in number form cause that’s just how I roll!
1. Paul your an asshole. (glad we got that out the way)
2. I can trace my roots back to almost the same area. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if we had some common ancestors?
3. I’ve gone by Valkyrie on the internet since the early 90’s and have made no secret about who I am. You can’t find me because you’re too stupid. You add 2 + 2 = purple.
4. You threatening rape now? To me or just my computer. Cause you have to buy me dinner first.
5. I’ve made NO secret about the fact that I’m NOT military. Just a Military Groupie so to speak.
And my final thought. You claim your family is such a bad ass going back with you father. Didn’t he have a nervous breakdown over a contract that went south on a radio station? And didn’t said nervous breakdown cause him to commit suicide? I know it’s down as a “heart attack” but wasn’t that due to the favor your Mom asked so she could get the insurance money? You might not want to fuck with your Betters, Son!
Yawn…and I’ll sleep the sleep of the righteous tonight, unafraid of Psulie-boi, knowing that he’ll never get within a mile of my humble abode without me smelling his aroma of KY and burnt gerbil hair.
Hi Paul,
Care to tell us about your Daddy and his lawsuit in the 60’s over the Longview, WA radio station? FYI, the station is still in operation, and on occasion I can pick up the signal from where I live.
BTW, is there a link to Craigslist for all the stuff you’ll be selling to help keep the Mrs. in cash while you’re in the “pound you and Phil in the ass” jail?
Thanks,
HMCS(FMF) ret.
BTW – rumor has it that Phil’s pet name for you at APL is “Little Susie Shallowthroat”?
You threatening rape now? To me or just my computer. Cause you have to buy me dinner first.
What’s he gotta buy your computer?
I doubt if Paul K. Wickre, the MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER can come on here two nights in a row, Delirium tremons and all because of being too damned hungover to be able to make it to that convenience store with the lower shelf wine.
It must so suck to be such a lowly piece of sweaty flesh. So pitifully low that his only claims are of monetary things. So confused that he mistakes income for commerce.
So sad that he has never actually created anything tangible.
So laughable that he could never have the intestinal fortitude to be in the military, when men of much greater wealth and breeding have gone in; i.e. Erik Prince, the only person ever to enter the US military as a Billionaire.
So lacking in credible strength,(in any of its forms), that he cannot do more than just bluster and blow, not even moving the leaves on the trees, let alone anyone here.
What a pitiful person. Just plain pitiful.
Nik – My computer likes to go out for a “byte” every now and again also. hehe!
I was thinking about songs, myself, and I had this brief set of lyrics to ‘Poor Judd’ from ‘Oklahoma’:
Poor psul is dead
A candle lights his head.
He’s lookin’ oh, so peaceful and so nice.
(And so nice)
He looks like he’s asleep.
It’s a shame that he won’t keep,
But it’s summer, and we’re runnin’ out of ice.
“Leggo” my Phildo.
Yo,
Paul (of the Ballsack).
Tongue it.
Tongue it deep.
Deep.
Canning lots of salsa, GT? Hot, mild, house on fire?
I see I missed another Psul outburst while living life 😉
Psul: As others have noted, only a fool posts PII on a public blog. But as I have told you before, Jonn HAS my address and personal email. I’ve given him permission to give it to you (with the caveat that he give me a heads-up that he has done so; I’d just like to know if you are coming out for a visit). All you have to do is ask for it. Oreos and I will be waiting for you (right now she’s looking at me alertly with those big Catahoula glass-blue eyes from her place of repose on the rug in front of the gun safe). We’ll even keep the light on for you.
Or you can just fly out here, flag down any blue uniform, and ask for me. If you happen to be armed, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department contingent aboard McCarran will be very interested in meeting you. Did I mention that they all expert shots, dating from our hostage situation from a few years ago?
Only you are delaying a meeting.
@702.
Verde should be mild.
I prefer a little kick.
But I like the heat.
So I split the batches.